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SimBase Players, Year 1

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Adam Bonner, cf, Pittsburgh
Adam Duritz, ss, Milan
Aeschylus, ss, Broadway
Agent 99, ss, Los Angeles
Al Gore, c, Stockholm
Alan Truscott, rf, Las Vegas
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Einstein, mr, Stockholm
Aldous Huxley, ss, Brooklyn
Alessandra Ambrosio, 2b, Broadway
Alex Bubnov, lf, Kratovo
Alex Forrest, rp, Pittsburgh
Alex Novikov, cf, Kratovo
Alex Trebek, cf, Hollywood
Alexander Graham Bell, lf, Industry
Alfie Bester, cf, Brooklyn
Alfred Elton van Vogt, rp, Brooklyn
Alfred Sheinwold, ss, Las Vegas
Alice Kramden, rp, Los Angeles
Alis Landale, 3b, San Jose
Allen Ludden, lf, Broadway
Alvin Roth, 2b, Las Vegas
Alvy Singer, rf, Pittsburgh
Andoni Goikoetxea, c, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, c, Stamford
Andrew Mellon, rf, Industry
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Andy Taylor, lf, Los Angeles
Angela Merkel, 2b, Brussels
Angie Everhart, rp, Milan
Ani DiFranco, 1b, Seattle
Anibal Cavaco Silva, sp, Brussels
Anne Robinson, sp, Hollywood
Anthony Burgess, mr, Terra
Art Alexakis, mr, Seattle
Art Fleming, 2b, Hollywood
Arthur Charles Clarke, lf, Brooklyn
Arthur Guinness, c, Industry
Arthur Kornberg, sp, Stockholm
August Strindberg, 2b, Broadway
Aunt Bee, rf, Los Angeles/Terra

Bam Bam Bigelow, ss, Stamford
Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, rp, Industry
Barney Fife, cf, Los Angeles
Barry Allen, 3b, Terra
Barry Crane, 2b, Las Vegas
Barry Sharpless, rf, Stockholm
Belboz, rp, Pusan
Ben Gibbard, 1b, Seattle
Ben Stein, ss, Hollywood
Benjamin Willis, sp, Pittsburgh
Bert Convy, sp, Hollywood
Bill Berry, lf, Seattle/Kratovo
Bill Cullen, rp, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, rp, San Jose
Billy, ss, Pittsburgh/San Jose
Billy Corgan, lf, Seattle/Brussels
Blue Marble, 2b, San Jose
Bob, 2b, San Jose
Bob Barker, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Eubanks, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Heinlein, ss, Brooklyn
Bob Saget, c, Hollywood
Bob Silverberg, lf, Brooklyn
Borut Pahor, 3b, Brussels
Bowser, c, San Jose
Brenda Bates, sp, Pittsburgh/San Jose
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, Stamford
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Pusan
Brooklyn Decker, 1b, Milan
Bruce Banner, cf, Terra
Bruce Wayne, 2b, Terra
Bub, ss, San Jose
Bubba Ray Dudley, rp, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., sp, Pittsburgh/Stockholm

CATS, sp, San Jose
Captain Lou Albano, 3b, Stamford
Carl Icahn, cf, Industry
Carol Alt, lf, Milan
Catherine Lucille Moore, 3b, Brooklyn
Charles Goren, c, Las Vegas
Charles Xavier, ss, Hollywood
Chip Reese, rp, Las Vegas
Chris Cornell, 2b, Seattle
Chris Jericho, 2b, Stamford
Chris Martin, rf, Seattle/Industry
Christopher Marlowe, 1b, Broadway
Christy Turlington, cf, Seattle
Chuck Woolery, rp, Hollywood
Clarence Rutherford, sp, Los Angeles
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Clifford Odets, lf, Broadway
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Conor Oberst, rp, Seattle
Courtney Love, sp, Seattle
Cyril Kornbluth, mr, Brooklyn
Cyrus McCormick, sp, Industry

D'Arcy Wretzky, cf, Seattle
D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford
Damon Knight, c, Brooklyn
Danny Williams, 2b, Los Angeles
Dave Grohl, mr, Seattle
David Baltimore, rp, Stockholm
David Cameron, ss, Brussels
Desmond Tutu, 2b, Stockholm
Dick Clark, rf, Hollywood
Dirk the Daring, rf, San Jose
Doc Smith, rp, Brooklyn
Doink the Clown, rf, Stamford
Donald Tusk, 2b, Brussels
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra
Dorothy Truscott, ss, Las Vegas
Dr. Luther Brooks, ss, Pittsburgh
Dr. Wily, c, Terra
Drew Carey, rf, Terra

Easley Blackwood, cf, Las Vegas
Eddie Brock, 2b, Terra
Eddie Haskell, sp, Los Angeles
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, 3b, Broadway
Edward Norton, rp, Los Angeles
Eike Immel, sp, Kratovo
Elisha Otis, cf, Industry
Elliott Smith, c, Seattle
Elsa von Spielburg, lf, Pusan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, sp, Las Vegas
Emil Boc, rf, Brussels
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Blair, sp, Terra
Ernest Hemingway, lf, Stockholm
Ethel Mertz, 3b, Los Angeles
Eugene Ionesco, rp, Broadway
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eva Herzigova, cf, Milan

Fatty, c, Pittsburgh
Fatty Bolger, ss, Pusan
Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, 3b, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Floyd Lawson, lf, Los Angeles
Forrest Mars, mr, Seattle
Francis Crick, cf, Stockholm
Francois Fillon, cf, Brussels
Frank Castle, 1b, San Jose
Fred Mertz, ss, Los Angeles
Fred Pohl, 1b, Brooklyn
Freddy Krueger, sp, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
Fredrik Reinfeldt, rf, Brussels/Brooklyn
Fwiffo, c, Pusan

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Gene Rayburn, 2b, Hollywood
George Bernard Shaw, sp, Stockholm
George Hanson, lf, Pittsburgh
George Orwell, mr, Terra
George Papandreou, lf, Brussels
Giorgio Napolitano, sp, Brussels
Glorfindel, cf, Pusan
Gorath of the Ardanien, lf, Pusan
Grand Duke Henri, rp, Brussels
Griswold, mr, Pusan
Gyozo Burcsa, 2b, Kratovo

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, rf, Stamford
Harold Vanderbilt, 1b, Las Vegas
Harriet Nelson, mr, Los Angeles
Heidi Klum, rp, Milan
Henri Nestle, sp, Industry
Henrik Ibsen, 2b, Broadway
Henry F. Potter, mr, Pittsburgh
Henry Holland, 1b, Pittsburgh
Henry Kuttner, cf, Brooklyn
Herbert Dow, 2b, Industry
Herbert George Wells, 3b, on waivers
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, Pusan
Howard Phillips Lovecraft, rf, Stamford

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Industry
Ilya Ilf, rp, Brussels
Iman, rp, Milan
Iolo Fitzowen, sp, Brussels
Irwin R. Schyster, mr, Stamford
Isaac Asimov, 2b, Brooklyn
Ivan Igor, rp, Pittsburgh

Jack Daniel, ss, Industry
Jack Vance, rp, San Jose
James Blish, mr, Stamford
James Gamble, rp, Industry
James Iha, rf, Seattle
James Rhodes, lf, on waivers
James Watson, ss, Stockholm
Jamie King, ss, Milan
Jan Peter Balkenende, 1b, Brussels/Las Vegas
Jay Gould, lf, Industry/Seattle
Jean-Claude Juncker, lf, Brussels
Jean-Marie Pfaff, sp, Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, 1b, Terra
Jeff Probst, c, Hollywood
Jerry Mulligan, lf, Pittsburgh
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, sp, Brooklyn
Jessica Stam, c, Milan
Jim Anderson, 3b, Los Angeles
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, 2b, Stamford
Jimmy Carter, c, Stockholm
Jimmy Chamberlin, rp, Brussels
Jimmy Kimmel, ss, Hollywood
Joel Bats, rp, Kratovo
Joey Barnes, 1b, Los Angeles
Johann Von Goethe, ss, Milan
John Cadbury, mr, Industry
John Cena, cf, Stamford
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Seattle
John Gerber, lf, Las Vegas
John Paul Getty, rf, Industry
John Steinbeck, ss, Stockholm/Pittsburgh
Johnny Moss, rp, Las Vegas
Johnny Storm, rf, Terra/Brussels
Jorge Burruchaga, 3b, Kratovo
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, cf, Brussels
Josie Maran, ss, Milan
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, Kratovo
Judith Grossman, 1b, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
Jules Verne, c, Brooklyn
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Kratovo

Karolina Kurkova, sp, Milan
Kary Mullis, rf, Industry
King Graham, c, Pusan/Seattle
King Juan Carlos I, rp, Brussels/Seattle
King Kong Bundy, 1b, Brooklyn
Kofi Annan, 2b, Stockholm
Kriiador, 3b, Pusan
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Seattle
Kurt Cobain, sp, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, sp, Brooklyn
Kylearan, rp, Brussels

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Lance Bean, mr, San Jose
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, c, Brussels/Terra
Lauren Hutton, lf, Milan
Left Paddle, sp, San Jose
Lei Clijsters, ss, Kratovo
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leisure Suit Larry, 2b, Pusan
Leo Bloom, cf, Pittsburgh
Levi Strauss, 2b, Industry
Lew Mathe, cf, Las Vegas
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Linda Evangelista, mr, Milan/Brussels/Las Vegas
Linus Pauling, sp, Stockholm
Little Mac, lf, San Jose
Lope de Vega, c, Broadway
Lord British, sp, Pusan
Lothar Matthaus, 1b, Kratovo
Lucas Jackson, 3b, Pittsburgh
Lucy Ricardo, 2b, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
Luigi, 1b, San Jose

Marc Summers, lf, Hollywood
Mario, 1b, San Jose
Marisa Miller, sp, Milan
Mark Twain, sp, Stamford
Mary Shelley, sp, Brooklyn
Matt Murdock, ss, Terra
Matti Vanhanen, c, Brussels
Max Bialystock, rf, Pittsburgh
Max Euwe, sp, Las Vegas
Maxim Gorky, 1b, Broadway
Maxwell Smart, c, Los Angeles
Mega Man, rp, San Jose
Michael Stipe, lf, Seattle
Mike Mills, c, Seattle
Mike O'Malley, sp, Hollywood
Mikhail Gorbachev, rp, Stockholm
Milla Jovovich, sp, Milan
Miranda Kerr, mr, Milan
Moliere, mr, Broadway
Montaron, 2b, Pusan
Montel Vontavious Porter, lf, Stamford
Monty Hall, sp, Hollywood

Natalie Merchant, ss, Industry
Nelson Mandela, 1b, Stockholm
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Las Vegas
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Brussels/Terra
Niels Bohr, cf, Stockholm
Nikos Stavros, sp, Pusan
Noah Cross, rp, Pittsburgh
Noel Coward, rp, Broadway
Norma Desmond, 1b, Kratovo
Norman Kay, 3b, Las Vegas/Brussels
Norman Stansfield, mr, Pittsburgh

O. Henry, sp, Terra
Olaf Stapledon, rf, on waivers
Ole Qvist, mr, Kratovo
Oleg Blokhin, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, 1b, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, 1b, Milan
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, rp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Otis Campbell, rf, Los Angeles
Ozzie Nelson, mr, Los Angeles

Pac-Man, 3b, San Jose/Seattle
Pat Sajak, mr, Hollywood
Patrus, rp, Pusan
Paul Berg, sp, Broadway
Paul Morphy, sp, Las Vegas
Paulina Porizkova, sp, Milan
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, c, Broadway
Peter Buck, 3b, Seattle/Pusan
Peter Disztl, rp, Kratovo
Peter Parker, c, San Jose
Peter Shilton, sp, Kratovo/Seattle
Peter Tomarken, rp, Hollywood
Petra Nemcova, 3b, Milan
Phil Hellmuth, rp, Las Vegas
Phil Sharp, mr, Stockholm
Philip Hughes, rp, Kratovo
Philip Morris, sp, Industry
Philippe Bergeroo, sp, Kratovo
Pierre Corneille, sp, Broadway
Pierre Littbarski, 2b, Kratovo
Pit, sp, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Pitfall Harry, ss, San Jose
Plautus, rp, Broadway
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Princess Peach, cf, San Jose

Q-Bert, rf, San Jose
Queen Beatrix, rp, Pusan
Queen Elizabeth II, rp, Brussels

Ralph Kramden, rp, Los Angeles
Ray Bradbury, 2b, Stamford
Ray Combs, cf, Hollywood
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Reed Richards, cf, Terra
Regis Philbin, 1b, Hollywood
Richard Branson, 1b, Industry
Richard Dawson, mr, Hollywood
Rick Blaine, 2b, Pittsburgh
Ricky Ricardo, 1b, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
Right Paddle, mr, San Jose
Rinat Dasayev, rp, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, rp, Seattle
Robert Fico, 1b, Brussels
Robert Smith, sp, Seattle
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Rowdy Roddy Piper, sp, Brooklyn
Roy Batty, rp, Pittsburgh
Ruy Lopez, sp, Las Vegas

Saki, sp, Terra
Samuel Gompers, 3b, Stockholm
Samuel Stayman, rf, Las Vegas
Samus Aran, rp, San Jose
San-Raal, rp, Pusan
Selina Kyle, 3b, Terra
Seneca, rf, Broadway
Seymour Cray, rp, Industry
Sidney Lenz, 1b, on waivers
Silvio Berlusconi, 3b, Brussels/Brooklyn
Simon Belmont, lf, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Siulajia, rf, Pusan
Skullcrusher, 1b, Pusan
Sophocles, sp, Hollywood
Soren Busk, c, Kratovo
Stephanie Seymour, rf, Milan
Steve Douglas, c, Los Angeles
Steve Rogers, rf, Terra
Stu Ungar, rp, Las Vegas
Sue Richards, rf, Brussels
Sufjan Stevens, rp, Seattle

T. Boone Pickens, c, Industry
Ted Sturgeon, rp, Brooklyn
Tennessee Williams, cf, Broadway
Terry Malloy, 2b, Pittsburgh
The Blue Meanie, sp, on waivers
The Brooklyn Brawler, rp, Stamford
The Grand Wizard, rp, Brooklyn
The Honky Tonk Man, cf, Stamford
The Iron Sheik, c, Stamford
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, 1b, Stamford
The Mountie, mr, Stamford
Theodore Cleaver, sp, Los Angeles
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, Stockholm
Thierry Tusseau, cf, Kratovo
Thomas Decker, rf, Broadway
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Middleton, mr, Broadway
Tom Cech, 3b, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, 3b, Broadway
Tony Kushner, cf, Broadway
Tony Stark, lf, Terra
Tori Amos, sp, Seattle
Traian Basescu, mr, Brussels
Tramp, c, Pittsburgh
Trent Reznor, cf, on waivers
Trixie Norton, rp, Los Angeles
Tropical Oil Man, mr, Pusan
Twiggy, rf, Milan
Tyra Banks, c, Milan

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Brussels/Milan
Val Venis, lf, Stamford
Valery Gazzaev, lf, Kratovo
Vasily Rats, rf, Kratovo
Vi Domina, ss, Pusan
Vic Viper, rp, Brooklyn
Vince McMahon, sp, Stamford

Wally Cleaver, sp, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
Werner Heisenberg, 3b, Stockholm
Werner von Siemens, 1b, Industry
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
William Procter, rp, Industry
William Shakespeare, sp, Broadway
Wink Martindale, rp, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, rp, Stockholm
Woody Allen, rp, Terra
Wyatt, 3b, Pittsburgh

Xzar, 3b, Pusan

Yevgeni Petrov, rp, Terra
Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yves Leterme, ss, Brussels

Zehir, rf, Pusan

By position

Catchers

Al Gore, Stockholm
Andoni Goikoetxea, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, Stamford
Arthur Guinness, Industry
Bob Saget, Hollywood
Bowser, San Jose
Charles Goren, Las Vegas
Damon Knight, Brooklyn
Dr. Wily, Terra
Elliott Smith, Seattle
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Fatty, Pittsburgh
Fwiffo, Pusan
Jeff Probst, Hollywood
Jessica Stam, Milan
Jimmy Carter, Stockholm
Jules Verne, Brooklyn
King Graham, Pusan/Seattle
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, Brussels/Terra
Lope de Vega, Broadway
Matti Vanhanen, Brussels
Maxwell Smart, Los Angeles
Mike Mills, Seattle
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, Broadway
Peter Parker, San Jose
Soren Busk, Kratovo
Steve Douglas, Los Angeles
T. Boone Pickens, Industry
The Iron Sheik, Stamford
Tramp, Pittsburgh
Tyra Banks, Milan

First Basemen

Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, Seattle
Ben Gibbard, Seattle
Brooklyn Decker, Milan
Christopher Marlowe, Broadway
Frank Castle, San Jose
Fred Pohl, Brooklyn
Harold Vanderbilt, Las Vegas
Henry Holland, Pittsburgh
Jan Peter Balkenende, Brussels/Las Vegas
Jeff Foxworthy, Terra
Joey Barnes, Los Angeles
Judith Grossman, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
King Kong Bundy, Brooklyn
Lothar Matthaus, Kratovo
Luigi, San Jose
Mario, San Jose
Maxim Gorky, Broadway
Nelson Mandela, Stockholm
Norma Desmond, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, Milan
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Regis Philbin, Hollywood
Richard Branson, Industry
Ricky Ricardo, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
Robert Fico, Brussels
Sidney Lenz, on waivers
Skullcrusher, Pusan
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, Stamford
Werner von Siemens, Industry

Second Basemen

Alessandra Ambrosio, Broadway
Alvin Roth, Las Vegas
Angela Merkel, Brussels
Art Fleming, Hollywood
August Strindberg, Broadway
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Barry Crane, Las Vegas
Blue Marble, San Jose
Bob, San Jose
Bruce Wayne, Terra
Chris Cornell, Seattle
Chris Jericho, Stamford
Danny Williams, Los Angeles
Desmond Tutu, Stockholm
Donald Tusk, Brussels
Eddie Brock, Terra
Gene Rayburn, Hollywood
Gyozo Burcsa, Kratovo
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Herbert Dow, Industry
Isaac Asimov, Brooklyn
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, Stamford
Kofi Annan, Stockholm
Leisure Suit Larry, Pusan
Levi Strauss, Industry
Lucy Ricardo, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
Montaron, Pusan
Pierre Littbarski, Kratovo
Ray Bradbury, Stamford
Rick Blaine, Pittsburgh
Terry Malloy, Pittsburgh

Third Basemen

Alis Landale, San Jose
Barry Allen, Terra
Bob Barker, Hollywood
Bob Eubanks, Hollywood
Borut Pahor, Brussels
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Stamford
Captain Lou Albano, Stamford
Catherine Lucille Moore, Brooklyn
Eddie Kantar, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, Broadway
Ethel Mertz, Los Angeles
Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Herbert George Wells, on waivers
Ida Tarbell, Industry
Jim Anderson, Los Angeles
Jorge Burruchaga, Kratovo
Kriiador, Pusan
Krist Novoselic, Seattle
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Lucas Jackson, Pittsburgh
Norman Kay, Las Vegas/Brussels
Pac-Man, San Jose/Seattle
Peter Buck, Seattle/Pusan
Petra Nemcova, Milan
Samuel Gompers, Stockholm
Selina Kyle, Terra
Silvio Berlusconi, Brussels/Brooklyn
Tom Cech, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, Broadway
Werner Heisenberg, Stockholm
Wyatt, Pittsburgh
Xzar, Pusan

Shortstops

Adam Duritz, Milan
Aeschylus, Broadway
Agent 99, Los Angeles
Aldous Huxley, Brooklyn
Alfred Sheinwold, Las Vegas
Bam Bam Bigelow, Stamford
Ben Stein, Hollywood
Billy, Pittsburgh/San Jose
Bob Heinlein, Brooklyn
Bub, San Jose
Charles Xavier, Hollywood
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, Brussels
Dorothy Truscott, Las Vegas
Dr. Luther Brooks, Pittsburgh
Fatty Bolger, Pusan
Fred Mertz, Los Angeles
Jack Daniel, Industry
James Watson, Stockholm
Jamie King, Milan
Jimmy Kimmel, Hollywood
Johann Von Goethe, Milan
John D. Rockefeller, Seattle
John Steinbeck, Stockholm/Pittsburgh
Josie Maran, Milan
Julio Olarticoechea, Kratovo
Lei Clijsters, Kratovo
Matt Murdock, Terra
Natalie Merchant, Industry
Pitfall Harry, San Jose
Vi Domina, Pusan
Yokozuna, Stamford
Yves Leterme, Brussels

Left Fielders

Alex Bubnov, Kratovo
Alexander Graham Bell, Industry
Allen Ludden, Broadway
Andy Taylor, Los Angeles
Arthur Charles Clarke, Brooklyn
Bill Berry, Seattle/Kratovo
Billy Corgan, Seattle/Brussels
Bob Silverberg, Brooklyn
Carol Alt, Milan
Clifford Odets, Broadway
Elsa von Spielburg, Pusan
Ernest Hemingway, Stockholm
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Floyd Lawson, Los Angeles
George Hanson, Pittsburgh
George Papandreou, Brussels
Gorath of the Ardanien, Pusan
James Rhodes, on waivers
Jay Gould, Industry/Seattle
Jean-Claude Juncker, Brussels
Jerry Mulligan, Pittsburgh
John Gerber, Las Vegas
Lauren Hutton, Milan
Little Mac, San Jose
Marc Summers, Hollywood
Michael Stipe, Seattle
Montel Vontavious Porter, Stamford
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Simon Belmont, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Theodore Roosevelt, Stockholm
Tony Stark, Terra
Val Venis, Stamford
Valery Gazzaev, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Adam Bonner, Pittsburgh
Alex Novikov, Kratovo
Alex Trebek, Hollywood
Alfie Bester, Brooklyn
Barney Fife, Los Angeles
Bruce Banner, Terra
Carl Icahn, Industry
Christy Turlington, Seattle
D'Arcy Wretzky, Seattle
Easley Blackwood, Las Vegas
Elisha Otis, Industry
Erdrick, San Jose
Eva Herzigova, Milan
Francis Crick, Stockholm
Francois Fillon, Brussels
Glorfindel, Pusan
Henry Kuttner, Brooklyn
Hillary Tickingclock, Pusan
John Cena, Stamford
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, Brussels
Leo Bloom, Pittsburgh
Lew Mathe, Las Vegas
Niels Bohr, Stockholm
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Princess Peach, San Jose
Ray Combs, Hollywood
Reed Richards, Terra
Tennessee Williams, Broadway
The Honky Tonk Man, Stamford
Thierry Tusseau, Kratovo
Tony Kushner, Broadway
Trent Reznor, on waivers

Right Fielders

Alan Truscott, Las Vegas
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Andrew Mellon, Industry
Aunt Bee, Los Angeles/Terra
Barry Sharpless, Stockholm
Chris Martin, Seattle/Industry
Dick Clark, Hollywood
Dirk the Daring, San Jose
Doink the Clown, Stamford
Drew Carey, Terra
Emil Boc, Brussels
Fredrik Reinfeldt, Brussels/Brooklyn
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Stamford
Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Stamford
James Iha, Seattle
John Paul Getty, Industry
Johnny Storm, Terra/Brussels
Kary Mullis, Industry
Max Bialystock, Pittsburgh
Olaf Stapledon, on waivers
Oleg Blokhin, Kratovo
Otis Campbell, Los Angeles
Q-Bert, San Jose
Samuel Stayman, Las Vegas
Seneca, Broadway
Siulajia, Pusan
Stephanie Seymour, Milan
Steve Rogers, Terra
Sue Richards, Brussels
Thomas Decker, Broadway
Twiggy, Milan
Vasily Rats, Kratovo
Zehir, Pusan

Starting Pitchers

Anibal Cavaco Silva, Brussels
Anne Robinson, Hollywood
Arthur Kornberg, Stockholm
Benjamin Willis, Pittsburgh
Bert Convy, Hollywood
Brenda Bates, Pittsburgh/San Jose
Bronislaw Komorowski, Pusan
Bubba Sawyer Jr., Pittsburgh/Stockholm
CATS, San Jose
Clarence Rutherford, Los Angeles
Courtney Love, Seattle
Cyrus McCormick, Industry
Donkey Kong, Terra
Eddie Haskell, Los Angeles
Eike Immel, Kratovo
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Eric Blair, Terra
Freddy Krueger, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
George Bernard Shaw, Stockholm
Giorgio Napolitano, Brussels
Henri Nestle, Industry
Iolo Fitzowen, Brussels
Jean-Marie Pfaff, Kratovo
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Brooklyn
Karolina Kurkova, Milan
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, Brooklyn
Left Paddle, San Jose
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Linus Pauling, Stockholm
Lord British, Pusan
Marisa Miller, Milan
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mary Shelley, Brooklyn
Max Euwe, Las Vegas
Mike O'Malley, Hollywood
Milla Jovovich, Milan
Monty Hall, Hollywood
Nicolas Sarkozy, Brussels/Terra
Nikos Stavros, Pusan
O. Henry, Terra
Paul Berg, Broadway
Paul Morphy, Las Vegas
Paulina Porizkova, Milan
Peter Shilton, Kratovo/Seattle
Philip Morris, Industry
Philippe Bergeroo, Kratovo
Pierre Corneille, Broadway
Pit, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Robert Smith, Seattle
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Rowdy Roddy Piper, Brooklyn
Ruy Lopez, Las Vegas
Saki, Terra
Sophocles, Hollywood
The Blue Meanie, on waivers
Theodore Cleaver, Los Angeles
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tori Amos, Seattle
Vince McMahon, Stamford
Wally Cleaver, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
William Shakespeare, Broadway

Middle Relievers

Albert Einstein, Stockholm
Anthony Burgess, Terra
Art Alexakis, Seattle
Cyril Kornbluth, Brooklyn
Dave Grohl, Seattle
Forrest Mars, Seattle
George Orwell, Terra
Griswold, Pusan
Harriet Nelson, Los Angeles
Henry F. Potter, Pittsburgh
Irwin R. Schyster, Stamford
James Blish, Stamford
John Cadbury, Industry
Jozef Mlynarczyk, Kratovo
Lance Bean, San Jose
Linda Evangelista, Milan/Brussels/Las Vegas
Miranda Kerr, Milan
Moliere, Broadway
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Las Vegas
Norman Stansfield, Pittsburgh
Ole Qvist, Kratovo
Ozzie Nelson, Los Angeles
Pat Sajak, Hollywood
Phil Sharp, Stockholm
Richard Dawson, Hollywood
Right Paddle, San Jose
The Mountie, Stamford
Thomas Middleton, Broadway
Traian Basescu, Brussels
Tropical Oil Man, Pusan
Vaclav Klaus, Brussels/Milan
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas

Relief Pitchers

Albert Brooks, Terra
Alex Forrest, Pittsburgh
Alfred Elton van Vogt, Brooklyn
Alice Kramden, Los Angeles
Angie Everhart, Milan
Barack Obama, Industry
Belboz, Pusan
Bill Cullen, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, San Jose
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford
Chip Reese, Las Vegas
Chuck Woolery, Hollywood
Coco Chanel, Industry
Conor Oberst, Seattle
D-Von Dudley, Stamford
David Baltimore, Stockholm
Doc Smith, Brooklyn
Edward Norton, Los Angeles
Eugene Ionesco, Broadway
Grand Duke Henri, Brussels
Heidi Klum, Milan
Ilya Ilf, Brussels
Iman, Milan
Ivan Igor, Pittsburgh
Jack Vance, San Jose
James Gamble, Industry
Jimmy Chamberlin, Brussels
Joel Bats, Kratovo
Johnny Moss, Las Vegas
King Juan Carlos I, Brussels/Seattle
Kylearan, Brussels
Mega Man, San Jose
Mikhail Gorbachev, Stockholm
Noah Cross, Pittsburgh
Noel Coward, Broadway
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Patrus, Pusan
Peter Disztl, Kratovo
Peter Tomarken, Hollywood
Phil Hellmuth, Las Vegas
Philip Hughes, Kratovo
Plautus, Broadway
Queen Beatrix, Pusan
Queen Elizabeth II, Brussels
Ralph Kramden, Los Angeles
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rinat Dasayev, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, Seattle
Roy Batty, Pittsburgh
Samus Aran, San Jose
San-Raal, Pusan
Seymour Cray, Industry
Stu Ungar, Las Vegas
Sufjan Stevens, Seattle
Ted Sturgeon, Brooklyn
The Brooklyn Brawler, Stamford
The Grand Wizard, Brooklyn
Trixie Norton, Los Angeles
Vic Viper, Brooklyn
William Procter, Industry
Wink Martindale, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra
Yevgeni Petrov, Terra