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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Adrian Veidt, 2b, Terra
Adriana Lima, rf, Milan
Agent 99, ss, on waivers
Ahmad Rashad, sp, on waivers
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, c, Pusan
Alanis Morissette, rp, Kratovo/Brussels
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Gobat, sp, Stockholm
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, cf, Pusan
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Kratovo
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Alis Landale, c, Brussels
Allen Ludden, c, Milan
Alton Brown, mr, on waivers
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amber Lancaster, sp, Milan
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels
Andre the Giant, 1b, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Broadway
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Broadway
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Archie Bunker, c, Los Angeles
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Arnold Badjou, mr, Broadway
Arnold Horshack, sp, Los Angeles
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Dent, rf, Pusan
Arthur Miller, c, Broadway
August Wilson, sp, Broadway
Avram Davidson, rf, Broadway/on waivers
Axe Battler, lf, San Jose

Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan/on waivers
Barack Obama, sp, on waivers
Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
Bastion Booger, rp, Stamford
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Ben Bailey, lf, Hollywood
Ben Jonson, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, sp, Brussels
Bertha von Suttner, sp, Stockholm
Bertie Ahern, rf, on waivers
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway
Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, Stamford
Boba Fett, sp, Broadway
Bomberman, mr, on waivers
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, Seattle
Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
Boyko Borisov, rf, Hollywood
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Terra
Bruce Banner, lf, on waivers
Bushwhacker Butch, mr, Stamford

CM Punk, 3b, Stamford/on waivers
Cain Marko, ss, Terra
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, lf, Brussels
Camillo Ticci, cf, on waivers
Candice Swanepoel, rp, Milan
Captain Falcon, ss, on waivers
Carlos Slim, 1b, on waivers
Carmen Electra, sp, on waivers
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Cedric the Owl, c, Pusan
Chad Kroeger, rf, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Chairman Kaga, cf, Hollywood
Charles Goren, c, Brussels/Los Angeles
Charles William Post, 2b, Industry
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Christian Wulff, sp, Seattle
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, 3b, Pusan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Claudia Schiffer, sp, Milan
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Hollywood
Commander Keen, 2b, Pusan
Connie Willis, mr, Seattle
Conrad Hilton, sp, Industry
Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, mr, Terra
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Industry
Crono, 2b, San Jose
Cruella De Vil, sp, Pittsburgh
Cyrus McCormick, mr, on waivers

Damon Albarn, c, Seattle
Dan Dreiberg, cf, Terra
Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Darth Vader, sp, Pittsburgh
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Cameron, ss, on waivers
David E. Shaw, c, Industry
David Mamet, cf, Broadway
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, Seattle
Dimitris Christofias, lf, Hollywood
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dobie Gillis, lf, Los Angeles
Doctor Blood, rp, Pusan
Dogmeat, sp, Pusan
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Dorothy, 2b, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
Doug Martsch, 1b, Seattle
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Seattle

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
Earl, c, Brooklyn
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, San Jose
Eddie Kantar, 3b, on waivers
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elie Ducommun, sp, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elsa Benitez, sp, Milan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, rp, on waivers
Emil Fischer, c, Stockholm
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Hollywood
Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stockholm
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Murray, 3b, on waivers
Eric Rodwell, rf, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Pusan
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles

Fall-From-Grace, sp, Pusan
Fighter, rf, San Jose
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, mr, on waivers
Fox McCloud, rf, San Jose
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
Frank Perdue, 3b, on waivers
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Freddy Krueger, mr, Stamford/on waivers
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, 1b, Las Vegas

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Garry Kasparov, sp, Las Vegas
Gavin Rossdale, cf, Terra
Gediminas Kirkilas, rf, Broadway/Broadway
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George Abela, sp, Brussels
George Alec Effinger, rf, Brooklyn
George Westinghouse, cf, Brooklyn
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, sp, Las Vegas
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Grand Duke Jean, sp, Stamford
Greg Lee, c, on waivers
Griswold the Blacksmith, cf, Pusan
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Guy Smiley, sp, on waivers
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Harry Harrison, lf, Brooklyn
Hawkslayer, rp, Pusan
Heinz Fischer, mr, Broadway
Hendrik Lorentz, ss, Stockholm
Henrik Ibsen, cf, Broadway/on waivers
Henry Durant, mr, Stockholm
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Horst Hrubesch, lf, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, c, on waivers
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Los Angeles
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Irkalla, rp, on waivers
Isobel Campbell, sp, San Jose
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J'onn J'onnz, cf, Terra
J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Pittsburgh
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack Swagger, sp, Stamford
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, Broadway
Jack Williamson, cf, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacob Riis, rf, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
Jafar, rp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Jaheira, 3b, Pusan
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, mr, Stamford
James Graham Ballard, lf, Seattle
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Tiptree Jr., mr, Terra
Jan Brady, 2b, on waivers
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels
Jean Genet, rp, Broadway/Brooklyn
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jerry "The King" Lawler, 2b, on waivers
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Joan D. Vinge, lf, Brooklyn
Joanna Russ, rp, Stamford
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
Joey Barnes, c, on waivers
John Cena, cf, Seattle
John Crowley, mr, Brooklyn
John D. Rockefeller, ss, on waivers
John McClane, lf, Pittsburgh
John O'Hurley, 3b, Hollywood
John Sladek, sp, Terra
John Webster, ss, Broadway
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels
Juan Epstein, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Pusan

Kane, 2b, Stamford
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, c, Broadway
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Broadway/Seattle
Kathryn Merteuil, sp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Kelly Brook, rp, Milan
Kelly Hu, rp, Milan
Ken Masters, rp, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Pusan
Kilmor, rp, Pusan
Kim Deal, sp, Stamford
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, Las Vegas
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
King Frederik IX, rp, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, rp, Brussels/Kratovo
Knuckles the Echidna, 1b, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Stamford
Kristanna Loken, 1b, Milan
Kurt Cobain, rp, on waivers

Laetitia Casta, 3b, on waivers
Larry Niven, sp, Brooklyn
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford/Stamford
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Liam Gallagher, cf, Terra
Lillian Hellman, rf, Broadway
Lily Aldridge, cf, Milan
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Lincoln Steffens, sp, Industry
Lindsey Wixson, lf, Milan
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Pusan
Lorraine Hansberry, rf, Broadway
Lou Grant, 1b, Los Angeles
Lucidio Sentimenti, rp, Kratovo
Luigi, c, on waivers
Luigi Pirandello, rp, Broadway
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh

Marcia Brady, lf, Los Angeles
Mari Kiviniemi, cf, Kratovo
Marilyn Manson, lf, on waivers
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark Cuban, rf, Industry
Mark Rutte, c, Los Angeles
Mark Twain, rp, Stamford
Mark Zuckerberg, lf, Kratovo
Marty McFly, c, Pusan
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels
Mary Richards, sp, Los Angeles
Massimo D'Alelio, cf, Broadway
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Kratovo/Brussels
Maude Findlay, lf, Seattle
Max Planck, 2b, Stockholm
Maynard G. Krebs, 2b, on waivers
McKey Sullivan, 3b, Milan
Meatloaf, c, Seattle
Mega Man X, sp, San Jose
Mel Brooks, rp, Terra
Men Nguyen, mr, Las Vegas
Meredith Vieira, sp, Hollywood
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Stipe, rf, on waivers
Mick Mars, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Mike Haggar, 3b, on waivers
Miles Kurosky, 1b, Seattle
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Moby, c, Seattle/Broadway
Moliere, mr, on waivers
Monty Hall, sp, Pittsburgh
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Stamford
Mushu, lf, San Jose

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Nei, rf, San Jose
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo/Brussels
Ness, lf, San Jose
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra/on waivers
Nicole Fox, rp, Pittsburgh
Niels Finsen, rf, Stockholm
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh
Noel Gallagher, ss, Seattle
Norman Spinrad, rf, Brooklyn/on waivers

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, lf, Los Angeles
Olga Kurylenko, rf, Broadway
Oliver Queen, rf, Terra
Omar Sharif, rf, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Pal Titkos, 3b, Kratovo
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Krugman, 3b, Broadway
Paul Reubens, rf, Hollywood
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Paula Vogel, c, Broadway/on waivers
Pele, sp, Terra
Peter Marshall, sp, Hollywood
Peter Parker, c, Terra
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Phil Keoghan, rf, Hollywood
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Kratovo
Philip K. Dick, sp, Kratovo
Piers Anthony Jacob, cf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pietro Forquet, c, Las Vegas
Pit, rp, Pittsburgh
Praetor Fenix, 1b, on waivers
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Queen Kalindra, 3b, Brooklyn
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Brussels/Pittsburgh
Quinton McHale, rp, Los Angeles

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Ralph Willis, sp, Brooklyn
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Brussels
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rey Mysterio, ss, Stamford
Rhoda Morgenstern, rp, Los Angeles
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, ss, Broadway
Robert Koch, cf, Stockholm
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Roland Ironfist, sp, on waivers
Rolf, 1b, San Jose
Romano Prodi, 2b, Brussels
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
Rydia of Mist, sp, San Jose
Ryu, rp, San Jose

Sabine Auken, ss, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, cf, Stamford
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, 2b, on waivers
Sergio Roberto Livingstone Pohlhammer, rp, on waivers
Seymour Cray, rp, Brussels
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Simon Ingersoll, rf, Industry
Sir Arthur, rp, Pittsburgh
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, San Jose
Spark, rp, Pusan
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, Brooklyn
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm
Strider Hiryu, ss, San Jose
Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
Sub-Zero, rp, San Jose
Sue Ann Nivens, sp, on waivers
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, lf, Pittsburgh
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
Sylvester Stallone, rp, Hollywood

T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
Tanya Adams, rf, Pusan
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Ted Ditchburn, sp, Kratovo
Ted Turner, rp, Industry
Terence, lf, Broadway
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The Grand Wizard, rp, on waivers
The Undertaker, lf, San Jose
Theodor Mommsen, rp, Stockholm
Theodore Lightner, c, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Thornton Wilder, 2b, Broadway
Tila Tequila, 1b, Hollywood
Toad, ss, Milan
Tom Bergeron, sp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tom Steitz, 1b, Brussels
Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood

Vaclav Klaus, mr, on waivers
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Vectorman, mr, San Jose
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Vic Viper, rp, Pusan
Viktor Orban, ss, Stockholm
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Vinnie Barbarino, sp, Los Angeles
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, mr, Broadway
Vonda McIntyre, 1b, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh

Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter M. Miller, 2b, on waivers
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Pusan
Warren Worthington III, c, on waivers
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, on waivers
Wilhelm Roentgen, ss, Stockholm
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Gibson, 2b, Brooklyn
William Ramsay, 1b, on waivers
William Tenn, sp, Terra
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
Winston Churchill, rp, Stamford
Wole Soyinka, cf, Pittsburgh
Woody Allen, rp, on waivers

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yoshi, rp, San Jose

Zero, cf, Brussels

By position

Catchers

Ak'shel, Pusan
Ali Landry, Milan
Alis Landale, Brussels
Allen Ludden, Milan
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels
Archie Bunker, Los Angeles
Arthur Miller, Broadway
Cedric the Owl, Pusan
Charles Goren, Brussels/Los Angeles
Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
Damon Albarn, Seattle
David E. Shaw, Industry
Earl, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, Stockholm
Eugene Debs, Industry
Greg Lee, on waivers
Groucho Marx, Stamford
Hal Jordan, Terra
Howard Hughes, on waivers
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
Joey Barnes, on waivers
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Broadway
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Luigi, on waivers
Mark Rutte, Los Angeles
Marty McFly, Pusan
Meatloaf, Seattle
Moby, Seattle/Broadway
Paula Vogel, Broadway/on waivers
Peter Parker, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, Kratovo
Pietro Forquet, Las Vegas
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh
Steven Chu, Stockholm
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
Warren Worthington III, on waivers
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Carlos Slim, on waivers
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Doug Martsch, Seattle
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
Knuckles the Echidna, San Jose
Kristanna Loken, Milan
Lou Grant, Los Angeles
Miles Kurosky, Seattle
Natalie Merchant, Seattle/on waivers
Praetor Fenix, on waivers
Regis Philbin, Brussels
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, Seattle/on waivers
Rolf, San Jose
Stanislaw Lem, Brooklyn
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tom Steitz, Brussels
Vonda McIntyre, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh
Walter Kovacs, Terra
William Ramsay, on waivers

Second Basemen

Adrian Veidt, Terra
Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Anton Chekhov, Broadway
Bar Refaeli, Milan/on waivers
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Black Belt, San Jose
Charles William Post, Industry
Commander Keen, Pusan
Crono, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dorothy, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Eric the Unready, Pusan
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Jan Brady, on waivers
Jerry "The King" Lawler, on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kane, Stamford
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mathias Sindelar, Kratovo/Brussels
Max Planck, Stockholm
Maynard G. Krebs, on waivers
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Romano Prodi, Brussels
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra
Scott Weiland, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, on waivers
Thornton Wilder, Broadway
Walter M. Miller, on waivers
William Gibson, Brooklyn

Third Basemen

Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Ben Jonson, Broadway/on waivers
CM Punk, Stamford/on waivers
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, Pusan
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Industry
Eddie Kantar, on waivers
Enrico Fermi, Stockholm
Eric Murray, on waivers
Frank Perdue, on waivers
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, Los Angeles
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Pusan
John O'Hurley, Hollywood
Krist Novoselic, Stamford
Laetitia Casta, on waivers
Link, San Jose
Loknar the Last Orion, Pusan
Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
McKey Sullivan, Milan
Mike Haggar, on waivers
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh
Owen Hart, Stamford
Pal Titkos, Kratovo
Paul Krugman, Broadway
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Queen Kalindra, Brooklyn
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Agent 99, on waivers
Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Cain Marko, Terra
Captain Falcon, on waivers
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, on waivers
Dexter Holland, Seattle
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Enda Kenny, Brussels
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Hendrik Lorentz, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Janez Jansa, Seattle
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John D. Rockefeller, on waivers
John Webster, Broadway
Julio Olarticoechea, Pusan
Katherine Wei-Sender, Broadway/Seattle
Noel Gallagher, Seattle
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Rey Mysterio, Stamford
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Broadway
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Sonic the Hedgehog, San Jose
Strider Hiryu, San Jose
Toad, Milan
Viktor Orban, Stockholm
Wilhelm Roentgen, Stockholm
Yokozuna, Stamford

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Axe Battler, San Jose
Ben Bailey, Hollywood
Boris Grebenshchikov, Seattle
Bruce Banner, on waivers
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, Brussels
Dimitris Christofias, Hollywood
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Brooklyn
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Horst Hrubesch, Kratovo
J. Pierpont Morgan, Pittsburgh
James Graham Ballard, Seattle
Jan Fischer, Brussels
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
John McClane, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Pusan
Lindsey Wixson, Milan
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Marilyn Manson, on waivers
Mark Zuckerberg, Kratovo
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Mushu, San Jose
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Ness, San Jose
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, Los Angeles
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Pittsburgh
Terence, Broadway
The Undertaker, San Jose
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Aldous Huxley, Pusan
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Camillo Ticci, on waivers
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Chairman Kaga, Hollywood
Cindy Crawford, Milan
Dan Dreiberg, Terra
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
David Mamet, Broadway
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Hollywood
Erdrick, San Jose
Gavin Rossdale, Terra
George Westinghouse, Brooklyn
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Griswold the Blacksmith, Pusan
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway/on waivers
J'onn J'onnz, Terra
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Cena, Seattle
Jose Socrates, Brussels
King C. Gillette, Industry
Liam Gallagher, Terra
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Mari Kiviniemi, Kratovo
Massimo D'Alelio, Broadway
Mr. Perfect, Stamford
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Robert Koch, Stockholm
Samuel Beckett, Stamford
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wole Soyinka, Pittsburgh
Zero, Brussels

Right Fielders

Adriana Lima, Milan
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Arthur Dent, Pusan
Avram Davidson, Broadway/on waivers
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Bertie Ahern, on waivers
Boyko Borisov, Hollywood
Chad Kroeger, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Fighter, San Jose
Fox McCloud, San Jose
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gediminas Kirkilas, Broadway/Broadway
George Alec Effinger, Brooklyn
Jacob Riis, Industry
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels
Lillian Hellman, Broadway
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Mark Cuban, Industry
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
Michael Stipe, on waivers
Nei, San Jose
Niels Finsen, Stockholm
Norman Spinrad, Brooklyn/on waivers
Olga Kurylenko, Broadway
Oliver Queen, Terra
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Paul Reubens, Hollywood
Phil Keoghan, Hollywood
Samantha, Los Angeles
Simon Ingersoll, Industry
Stuart Scott, Stamford
Tanya Adams, Pusan
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Ahmad Rashad, on waivers
Albert Gobat, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Amber Lancaster, Milan
Anne Robinson, Broadway
Antal Szabo, Kratovo
Arnold Horshack, Los Angeles
August Wilson, Broadway
Barack Obama, on waivers
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
Benjamin Willis, Brussels
Bertha von Suttner, Stockholm
Black Mage, Stamford
Boba Fett, Broadway
Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
Bronislaw Komorowski, Terra
Carmen Electra, on waivers
Catherine Ironfist, Pusan
Christian Wulff, Seattle
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Conrad Hilton, Industry
Cruella De Vil, Pittsburgh
Darth Vader, Pittsburgh
Denise Richards, Milan
Dogmeat, Pusan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Seattle
Ecco the Dolphin, San Jose
Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Fall-From-Grace, Pusan
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
Garry Kasparov, Las Vegas
George Abela, Brussels
Ginger Grant, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Guy Smiley, on waivers
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Isobel Campbell, San Jose
Jack Swagger, Stamford
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
John Sladek, Terra
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Kathryn Merteuil, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
Kim Deal, Stamford
Larry Niven, Brooklyn
Leigh Brackett, Stamford/Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lincoln Steffens, Industry
Mary McAleese, Brussels
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Mega Man X, San Jose
Meredith Vieira, Hollywood
Monty Hall, Pittsburgh
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra/on waivers
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pele, Terra
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
Philip K. Dick, Kratovo
Ralph Willis, Brooklyn
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Roland Ironfist, on waivers
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
Rydia of Mist, San Jose
Sue Ann Nivens, on waivers
Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Ted Baxter, Los Angeles
Ted Ditchburn, Kratovo
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tom Bergeron, Brooklyn/on waivers
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
Vinnie Barbarino, Los Angeles
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Pusan
William Colgate, Industry
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Alton Brown, on waivers
Arnold Badjou, Broadway
Bomberman, on waivers
Bushwhacker Butch, Stamford
Colin Mochrie, Hollywood
Connie Willis, Seattle
Corak, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Cyrus McCormick, on waivers
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Forrest Mars, on waivers
Freddy Krueger, Stamford/on waivers
Heinz Fischer, Broadway
Henry Durant, Stockholm
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
James Tiptree Jr., Terra
John Crowley, Brooklyn
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Lech Kaczynski, Brussels
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
Men Nguyen, Las Vegas
Mick Mars, Seattle/on waivers
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, Los Angeles/on waivers
Moliere, on waivers
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Vaclav Klaus, on waivers
Vectorman, San Jose
Voltaire, Broadway
Wild Bill Hickok, on waivers
William Wrigley Jr., Industry

Relief Pitchers

Alanis Morissette, Kratovo/Brussels
Albert Brooks, Terra
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Algisto Lorenzato, Kratovo
Bastion Booger, Stamford
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway
Bill Cullen, Brussels
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Coco Chanel, Industry
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doctor Blood, Pusan
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Emanuel Lasker, on waivers
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Hawkslayer, Pusan
Irkalla, on waivers
Jack Vance, Broadway
Jafar, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Jean Genet, Broadway/Brooklyn
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joanna Russ, Stamford
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Juan Epstein, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kelly Brook, Milan
Kelly Hu, Milan
Ken Masters, San Jose
Kilmor, Pusan
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Albert II, Las Vegas
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
King Frederik IX, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, Brussels/Kratovo
Kurt Cobain, on waivers
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Lucidio Sentimenti, Kratovo
Luigi Pirandello, Broadway
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mel Brooks, Terra
Mischa Barton, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo/Brussels
Nicole Fox, Pittsburgh
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Pit, Pittsburgh
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Margrethe II, Brussels/Pittsburgh
Quinton McHale, Los Angeles
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Ryu, San Jose
Sergio Roberto Livingstone Pohlhammer, on waivers
Seymour Cray, Brussels
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, Pittsburgh
Spark, Pusan
Sub-Zero, San Jose
Sylvester Stallone, Hollywood
T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
Ted Turner, Industry
The Grand Wizard, on waivers
Theodor Mommsen, Stockholm
Troy McClure, Hollywood
Vic Viper, Pusan
Virgil, Stamford
Winston Churchill, Stamford
Woody Allen, on waivers
Yoshi, San Jose