Roster for Arkhangelsk Architects:

Catchers:

• 8351 Sy Ableman, 27, c (325 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8656 Pippa Black, 24, 1b (216 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8407 Robert Maschio, 27, 2b (376 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8939 Ned Flanders, 24, 2b (171 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9063 Oprah Winfrey, 22, 2b (48 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8644 Jonathan Howard, 27, 3b (324 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8468 Max Carver, 26, ss (300 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8870 Michael Trucco, 24, ss (103 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8430 H'chtelegoth, 27, lf (289 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
• 8721 Nell Quickly, 27, lf (223 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)
• 8572 Steven Moffat, 27, cf (303 GP, 6.3 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8666 Chuck Connors, 27, cf (145 GP, 5.0 DRAP/40, -7.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8806 William Atherton, 26, rf (131 GP, 6.9 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8116 Annie Easton, 30, sp (800 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8802 Miroslaw Hermaszewski, 26, sp (610 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8759 Kristen Schaal, 25, sp (447 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 27, mr (339 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8817 Carlos Santana, 26, mr (215 IP, 3.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8148 Selma Blair, 29, rp (293 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8445 Peter Morley-Souter, 29, rp (279 IP, 0.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9194 Gustave Eiffel, 21, rp (31 IP, 14.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8788 Pete Buttigieg, 25, sp (377 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8837 Missy Peregrym, 23, ss (16 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9191 Erich Mendelsohn, 21, 2b (who?)
• 9147 Jadon Wells, 22, lf
• 9141 Larry Miller, 19, rp (who?)
• 8956 Moe Szyslak, 22, ss (who?)