Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 21, c (116 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -7.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 27, 2b (250 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 8658 Inta Mulch, 26, 2b (100 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)
• 8176 Robin Holtzken, 31, 3b (477 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 9112 Timber Crooker, 22, ss (76 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40)
• 9233 Falik Schtroks, 19, ss (43 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -12.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8781 Barron Cashdollar, 26, lf (232 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40)
• 8677 Mr. Banks, 27, lf (220 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40)
• 9195 Zulaika Mook, 20, lf (40 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40)
• 9169 Ransom Barefoot, 21, cf (67 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -10.3 ORAP/40)
• 9012 Rayne Schwinghammer, 23, rf (112 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)
• 8747 Sovereign Valentine, 25, rf (42 GP, -5.5 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 31, sp (1013 IP, 1.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8862 Vanilla Beane, 25, sp (394 IP, -11.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9113 Universal Knowledge Allah, 19, sp (115 IP, -20.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 29, rp (289 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 28, rp (234 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 21, rp (75 IP, 6.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 19, rp (26 IP, -13.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 20, rp (26 IP, -15.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 21, rp (19 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8581 Snookie Catholique, 27, cf (263 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 9058 Ka'Jandre Domino, 23, 2b (81 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
• 9031 Attila Cosby, 21, ss (47 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40)
• 9070 Largest Agbejemison, 19, rp (28 IP, -16.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9004 Divine Deablo, 20, ss (9 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
• 9188 Dick Trickle, 18, 1b (who?)