Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 23, c (194 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40)
• 9347 Showander Descarte, 19, c (28 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 29, 2b (324 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 9058 Ka'Jandre Domino, 25, 2b (152 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
• 9400 Brickman House, 21, 2b (46 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -8.7 ORAP/40)
• 9376 Bubba Buckaloo, 21, 3b (42 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40)
• 9112 Timber Crooker, 24, ss (151 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 9233 Falik Schtroks, 21, ss (85 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40)
• 9361 Jorja Pound Turnipseed, 22, ss (14 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9195 Zulaika Mook, 22, lf (119 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
• 9012 Rayne Schwinghammer, 25, cf (184 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 9169 Ransom Barefoot, 23, cf (103 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40)
• 9309 Zeke Faux, 19, rf (75 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 33, sp (1112 IP, -1.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8862 Vanilla Beane, 27, sp (576 IP, -9.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9355 Aerial Powers, 18, sp (166 IP, -8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 30, rp (298 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 23, rp (142 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 21, rp (92 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 23, rp (82 IP, 12.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9296 Amethyst Valentino, 21, rp (32 IP, -23.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9113 Universal Knowledge Allah, 21, sp (178 IP, -20.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9031 Attila Cosby, 23, ss (82 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -7.3 ORAP/40)
• 9070 Largest Agbejemison, 21, rp (77 IP, -11.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 22, rp (56 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9004 Divine Deablo, 22, ss (49 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -10.4 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 20, ss (24 GP, -12.5 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)