Roster for Paddington Bears:

Catchers:

• 9066 Centipede, 25, c (74 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9589 Ramona Quimby, 19, c (25 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9457 Latrell Sprewell, 19, c (3 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -20.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9677 Zoë Roth, 18, 1b (14 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -12.9 ORAP/40)
• 9150 Earthworm, 25, 2b (214 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9280 Silkworm, 25, 2b (105 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8622 Awkwafina, 31, 3b (513 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9429 Tom Swift, 20, ss (52 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8308 Goneril, 34, lf (730 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9464 Ashley Whippet, 20, lf (3 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8631 Squirrel, 31, cf (558 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9662 Howie Kemp, 21, rf (17 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8510 Shasta, 32, sp (987 IP, 0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9352 Matilda Wormwood, 22, sp (221 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9327 Glowworm, 21, sp (32 IP, -31.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9672 Balthasar, 20, sp (21 IP, 3.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 9698 Surely Funke, 19, mr (13 IP, -52.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9394 Mary Nestor, 22, rp (46 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9462 Sandy Swift, 19, rp (6 IP, 22.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9396 New Newton, 20, rp (6 IP, -50.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9567 Trina, 18, sp (who?)
• 9582 Beezus Quimby, 18, lf (who?)
• 9660 Fatman Scoop, 18, rf
• 9644 Toni Dreher-Adenuga, 18, rf
• 9623 Agnaptus, 18, 1b (who?)
• 9647 St. Celestine I, 17, ss
• 9709 Taran, 18, lf