Roster for Lake Placid Miracles:
Catchers: 
- 8962 Sophie, 31, c (443 GP,   1.6 DRAP/40,   1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9265 Georg Ohm, 24, c (174 GP,   2.1 DRAP/40,  -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
 
Infielders: 
- 8978 Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, 29, 1b (506 GP,  -1.2 DRAP/40,   4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 8865 Bruce Springsteen, 30, 2b (449 GP,   1.3 DRAP/40,   4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9479 Usain Bolt, 24, 2b (190 GP,  -2.7 DRAP/40,   8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9035 William Hartnell, 29, 3b (407 GP,   1.2 DRAP/40,   0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 8911 Shyne, 31, ss (508 GP,   1.5 DRAP/40,   3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
 
Outfielders: 
- 9470 Johannes Thingnes Bø, 24, lf (193 GP,  -2.3 DRAP/40,   4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9087 Ian Chesterton, 28, cf (369 GP,  -0.6 DRAP/40,   2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9758 Terry Brands, 21, cf (89 GP,  -0.4 DRAP/40,   1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9207 Michael Edwards, 26, rf (393 GP,  -4.2 DRAP/40,   7.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
 
Starters: 
Relievers: 
- 9232 André-Marie Ampère, 28, mr (414 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 8676 Rafael Marquez Alvarez, 33, rp (413 IP, 16.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 8755 Kasey Keller, 32, rp (403 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9076 Barbara Wright, 26, rp (202 IP, -1.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9194 Gustave Eiffel, 28, rp (180 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9229 Jennie Finch, 24, rp (126 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9664 Jeff Galloway, 22, rp (11 IP, -34.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 
Minors: 
- 9097 Tom Baker, 25, sp (411 IP, -5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9119 Norah Jones, 27, rp (99 IP, 1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9388 Picabo Street, 24, sp (66 IP, -16.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9790 Sky Brown, 22, rp (18 IP, -32.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9746 Sha'Carri Richardson, 19, ss (who?)
 - 9536 Freddy Powell, 21, rp