Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 9842 St. Hilary, 22, c (91 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9710 Mark Spitz, 26, 2b (209 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9721 St. Zosimus, 23, 2b (130 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 9586 Dzok, 26, 3b (266 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)
• 9667 Dizzee Rascal, 26, 3b (203 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9368 Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, 28, ss (381 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9519 St. Mark, 27, ss (302 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 22, ss (80 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9470 Johannes Thingnes Bø, 27, lf (343 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 8.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9967 Agamemnon, 23, lf (32 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9675 St. Innocent I, 25, cf (194 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9739 Killian Ink Duelist, 24, rf (146 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)
• 9754 Immortal Technique, 23, rf (80 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9295 St. Marcellus I, 28, sp (949 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8869 Henry Fondle, 31, sp (926 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9217 Zvilpogghua, 30, sp (621 IP, 14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9097 Tom Baker, 28, sp (571 IP, -7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9422 Lassie, 27, sp (523 IP, -0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9631 St. Damasus I, 24, sp (227 IP, -2.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 34, mr (852 IP, 14.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9622 Liberius, 26, mr (368 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9972 Anastasius II, 23, 3b (62 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -8.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9898 St. Leo I, 23, cf (54 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -7.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10096 St. Silverius, 18, rp (1 IP, -48.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10024 Boniface II, 22, c (who?)
• 10083 John II, 21, 1b (who?)
• 9912 St. Symmachus, 19, sp (who?)