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SimBase Players, Year 12

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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Adrian Veidt, ss, Terra
Adriana Lima, rf, on waivers
Adrianne Curry, rp, Milan
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
Al Snow, rp, Stamford
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alanis Morissette, rp, Brussels
Albert Gobat, sp, Seattle
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Alcides Ghiggia, 1b, on waivers
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Kratovo/Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
Alis Landale, c, on waivers
Allen Ludden, c, Milan
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Amber Lancaster, sp, on waivers
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels
Andre the Giant, 1b, Stamford/Kratovo
Andrew Carnegie, rf, on waivers
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Ann Ward, mr, on waivers
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Industry
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
Anthony Kiedis, cf, Seattle
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Dodge City
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Archie Bunker, 2b, Pittsburgh
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Arnold Horshack, rp, on waivers
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Dent, rf, Dodge City
Arthur Miller, rf, Kratovo
August Wilson, sp, Broadway

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
Bastion Booger, rp, Stamford
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Ben Bailey, lf, Dodge City/Seattle
Ben Grimm, c, Terra
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, sp, San Jose
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Stamford/Kratovo
Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels
Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
Billy Baxter, rp, Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
Black Belt, 2b, on waivers
Black Mage, sp, Los Angeles
Boba Fett, sp, San Jose
Bobby Drake, ss, on waivers
Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
Borje Tapper, cf, Kratovo
Bozo Broketa, cf, Kratovo
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brittani Kline, 1b, Milan
Bruno Mars, mr, Seattle
Bushwhacker Butch, mr, Stamford

C-3PO, 2b, Pittsburgh
Candice Swanepoel, rp, Milan
Caroline Rhea, 3b, Terra
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Dodge City/Terra
Cedric the Owl, c, Dodge City
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
Chairman Kaga, cf, Hollywood
Charles William Post, rf, Industry
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra/Hollywood
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
Connie Willis, mr, Seattle
Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
Corak, sp, Dodge City
Cordwainer Smith, mr, on waivers
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Industry
Crash Holly, ss, Stamford
Crono, 2b, San Jose
Cruella De Vil, sp, Pittsburgh
Cyan Garamonde, 3b, San Jose

Damon Albarn, c, on waivers
Dan Dreiberg, cf, Terra
Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
Darth Vader, rp, on waivers
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles
David Mamet, cf, Terra/on waivers
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, Seattle/Broadway
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dimitris Christofias, lf, Hollywood/on waivers
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dobie Gillis, 1b, Los Angeles
Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
Dogmeat, mr, on waivers
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Broadway

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
Earl, c, Brooklyn
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Elie Ducommun, sp, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, Milan
Elsa Benitez, sp, Milan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, c, Terra/on waivers
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Stamford
Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Brussels
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Rodwell, rf, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Brussels
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Industry
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles

Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
Felix Unger, rp, Los Angeles
Fighter, rf, Kratovo
Fiona Volpe, mr, Pittsburgh
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Florida Evans, sp, Stamford
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
Frank Serpico, ss, Dodge City
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, c, Industry
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, lf, Las Vegas

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Ganondorf, c, San Jose/on waivers
Gavin Rossdale, cf, Terra/on waivers
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George Abela, sp, Brussels
George Alec Effinger, cf, on waivers
George Burns, mr, Terra
George Jefferson, c, Los Angeles
George S. Kaufman, 1b, Broadway
George Westinghouse, cf, Brooklyn
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, rp, Las Vegas
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Glen David Brin, rf, Brooklyn
Glenn Curtiss, cf, Industry
Gordon Ramsay, rp, on waivers
Grand Duchess Charlotte, rp, Dodge City
Grand Duke Jean, sp, Stamford
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford/on waivers
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Clement, sp, Terra
Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hardcore Holly, ss, Stamford
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Harrison, lf, Seattle
Hawkslayer, rp, Dodge City
Heinz Fischer, mr, Broadway/on waivers
Hendrik Lorentz, ss, Stockholm
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henry Durant, mr, Brussels
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Los Angeles
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Isobel Campbell, rp, on waivers
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J'onn J'onnz, cf, Terra
J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack Szostak, cf, Los Angeles
Jack Williamson, lf, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacob Riis, rf, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
James Graham Ballard, cf, Hollywood
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Morrow, rp, Brooklyn
James Patrick Kelly, mr, on waivers
James Tiptree Jr., mr, Terra/Dodge City
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jeff Sutphen, 1b, Broadway
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
Joanna Russ, rp, Broadway
Joe Gaetjens, lf, on waivers
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
John Anderson, c, Hollywood
John Crowley, mr, Dodge City
John Ford, cf, Broadway
John Frusciante, 1b, Seattle
John Henson, rp, Hollywood
John Sladek, sp, Broadway
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Webster, ss, Broadway
Johnny 5, c, Pittsburgh
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Jon Stewart, rp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels
Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood
Jyrki Katainen, rf, Brussels

Kane, 2b, Stamford
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Seattle/on waivers
Kelly Hu, rp, Milan
Ken Masters, rp, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
Kilmor, rp, on waivers
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, on waivers
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
King George VI, rp, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, rp, Kratovo/Stamford
Klas Pontus Arnoldson, sp, Pittsburgh
Knuckles the Echidna, 1b, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Krist Novoselic, 3b, on waivers
Kristanna Loken, 1b, Milan

Larry Niven, mr, Brooklyn
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels
Leigh Brackett, sp, on waivers
Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Leslie Feist, sp, Seattle
Lester del Rey, sp, Terra
Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, sp, on waivers
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Liam Gallagher, cf, on waivers
Lillian Hellman, 1b, on waivers
Lily Aldridge, cf, Milan
Lily Allen, sp, Broadway
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Lindsey Wixson, lf, Milan
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, 3b, Stockholm
Lorraine Hansberry, rf, Broadway
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, cf, Dodge City
Luigi Pirandello, rp, Broadway
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh

Magus, 3b, San Jose
Marcia Brady, lf, Los Angeles
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark Rutte, 2b, on waivers
Mark Twain, rp, Stamford
Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
Mark Zuckerberg, lf, on waivers
Marty McFly, 1b, Brussels
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels
Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Massimo D'Alelio, cf, Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Brussels
Maude Findlay, 1b, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Max Planck, 2b, Stockholm
Meatloaf, c, Seattle
Mega Man X, sp, San Jose
Mel Brooks, rp, Terra
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Menander, lf, Seattle/on waivers
Meredith Vieira, sp, Hollywood
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Moorcock, rf, Brooklyn
Mike Dirnt, c, San Jose
Mike Passell, 2b, Las Vegas
Miles Kurosky, 1b, Seattle
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Moby, c, Broadway
Mog, cf, San Jose
Moss Hart, lf, on waivers
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood
Mushu, ss, San Jose/on waivers

Naomi Campbell, lf, on waivers
Nei, rf, San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nery Pumpido, rp, Brussels
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, on waivers
Niels Finsen, rf, Stockholm
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Noel Gallagher, ss, Dodge City/on waivers
Norrin Radd, ss, on waivers

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Octavia Butler, c, Brooklyn
Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Oliver Queen, cf, on waivers
Omar Sharif, rf, on waivers
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Orville Wright, c, Industry
Oscar Madison, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Oswald Jacoby, 1b, on waivers
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, 1b, Pittsburgh
Pele, sp, Terra
Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
Peter Shaffer, cf, Broadway
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Peter Weichsel, 3b, Stamford
Phil Keoghan, rf, on waivers
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Piers Anthony Jacob, cf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pietro Forquet, c, Las Vegas
Pit, rp, on waivers
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, c, Broadway
Protoman, rp, San Jose/Dodge City

Queen Kalindra, rf, Terra
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Pittsburgh

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Ralph Willis, rp, on waivers
Randi, lf, San Jose
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, on waivers
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, ss, Broadway/Seattle
Robert Koch, cf, Pittsburgh
Rodney Dangerfield, rp, Terra
Roger Wilco, 1b, Dodge City
Rolf, c, on waivers
Romano Prodi, lf, on waivers
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, sp, Hollywood
Ryu, rp, on waivers

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sam Shepard, cf, Broadway/Hollywood
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas/on waivers
Samuel Beckett, cf, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra/Hollywood
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Simon Ingersoll, rf, on waivers
Sir Arthur, rp, Pittsburgh
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, Dodge City
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
Steven Chu, c, on waivers
Strider Hiryu, cf, San Jose
Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
Sub-Zero, rp, San Jose
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, lf, Terra
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Sylvester Stallone, rp, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
Tarek Sadek, 1b, Las Vegas
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Ted Ditchburn, sp, Kratovo
Ted Turner, rp, Brussels
Terence, lf, Broadway
Terra Branford, rp, San Jose
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, ss, Brussels
The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo
Theodor Mommsen, rp, Stockholm
Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Thomas Otway, mr, Broadway/on waivers
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway
Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
Toad, ss, Milan
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tom Steitz, 1b, Brussels
Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle
Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood

Ultros, lf, San Jose

Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, on waivers
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Viktor Orban, ss, Stockholm
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Los Angeles
Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo
Voltaire, mr, Broadway
Vonda McIntyre, cf, on waivers

Wall-E, rf, Pittsburgh
Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, rp, Broadway
Wendy Wasserstein, rf, Broadway
White Mage, c, Kratovo
Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, ss, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Gibson, 1b, Brooklyn
William Tenn, sp, Terra/on waivers
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
Winston Churchill, rp, on waivers
Wole Soyinka, cf, on waivers

Xenia Onatopp, sp, Pittsburgh

Yokozuna, ss, Las Vegas
Yoshi, rp, San Jose

Zero, cf, Brussels

By position

Catchers

Ali Landry, Milan
Alis Landale, on waivers
Allen Ludden, Milan
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels
Ben Grimm, Terra
Cedric the Owl, Dodge City
Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
Damon Albarn, on waivers
David E. Shaw, Los Angeles
Earl, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, Terra/on waivers
Eugene Debs, Industry
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Ganondorf, San Jose/on waivers
George Jefferson, Los Angeles
Groucho Marx, Stamford/on waivers
Hal Jordan, Terra
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
John Anderson, Hollywood
Johnny 5, Pittsburgh
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Meatloaf, Seattle
Mike Dirnt, San Jose
Moby, Broadway
Neil Simon, Broadway
Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
Orville Wright, Industry
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Pietro Forquet, Las Vegas
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, Broadway
Rolf, on waivers
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Steven Chu, on waivers
White Mage, Kratovo

First Basemen

Ak'shel, Dodge City
Alcides Ghiggia, on waivers
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, Stamford/Kratovo
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Brittani Kline, Milan
Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Donald Trump, Hollywood
George S. Kaufman, Broadway
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jeff Sutphen, Broadway
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
John Frusciante, Seattle
Knuckles the Echidna, San Jose
Kristanna Loken, Milan
Lillian Hellman, on waivers
Marty McFly, Brussels
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Miles Kurosky, Seattle
Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
Olga Kurylenko, Seattle/on waivers
Oswald Jacoby, on waivers
Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
Regis Philbin, on waivers
Roger Wilco, Dodge City
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
Tom Steitz, Brussels
Walter Kovacs, Terra
William Gibson, Brooklyn

Second Basemen

Anton Chekhov, Dodge City
Archie Bunker, Pittsburgh
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Black Belt, on waivers
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Crono, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Eric the Unready, Brussels
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kane, Stamford
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mark Rutte, on waivers
Mathias Sindelar, Brussels
Max Planck, Stockholm
Mike Passell, Las Vegas
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra/Hollywood
Scott Weiland, Seattle

Third Basemen

Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Caroline Rhea, Terra
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Industry
Cyan Garamonde, San Jose
Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
Enrico Fermi, Brussels
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, Los Angeles
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Dodge City
Krist Novoselic, on waivers
Link, San Jose
Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, Stockholm
Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
Magus, San Jose
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Owen Hart, Stamford
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Peter Weichsel, Stamford
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Thornton Wilder, Broadway
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tre Cool, Seattle
Valdis Dombrovskis, on waivers
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Adrian Veidt, Terra
Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Bobby Drake, on waivers
Clark Kent, Terra/Hollywood
Crash Holly, Stamford
Dexter Holland, Seattle/Broadway
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Enda Kenny, Brussels
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Hardcore Holly, Stamford
Hendrik Lorentz, Stockholm
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Janez Jansa, Seattle
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John Webster, Broadway
Julie Chen, Hollywood
Katherine Wei-Sender, Seattle/on waivers
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Mushu, San Jose/on waivers
Noel Gallagher, Dodge City/on waivers
Norrin Radd, on waivers
Phil Seleski, Terra
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Broadway/Seattle
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas/on waivers
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Sonic the Hedgehog, Dodge City
The British Bulldog, Brussels
Toad, Milan
Viktor Orban, Stockholm
Wilf Mannion, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, Los Angeles
Yokozuna, Las Vegas

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Ben Bailey, Dodge City/Seattle
Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
Dimitris Christofias, Hollywood/on waivers
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Seattle
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
J. Pierpont Morgan, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jan Fischer, Brussels
Joe Gaetjens, on waivers
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
Lindsey Wixson, Milan
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Mark Zuckerberg, on waivers
Menander, Seattle/on waivers
Moss Hart, on waivers
Naomi Campbell, on waivers
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Randi, San Jose
Romano Prodi, on waivers
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Terra
Terence, Broadway
The Undertaker, Kratovo
Ultros, San Jose
Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Anthony Kiedis, Seattle
Borje Tapper, Kratovo
Bozo Broketa, Kratovo
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Chairman Kaga, Hollywood
Cindy Crawford, Milan
Dan Dreiberg, Terra
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
David Mamet, Terra/on waivers
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Stamford
Erdrick, San Jose
Fox McCloud, San Jose
Gavin Rossdale, Terra/on waivers
George Alec Effinger, on waivers
George Westinghouse, Brooklyn
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Glenn Curtiss, Industry
J'onn J'onnz, Terra
Jack Szostak, Los Angeles
James Graham Ballard, Hollywood
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Ford, Broadway
Jose Socrates, Brussels
King C. Gillette, Industry
Liam Gallagher, on waivers
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Dodge City
Massimo D'Alelio, Brussels
Mog, San Jose
Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
Oliver Queen, on waivers
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Peter Shaffer, Broadway
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Robert Koch, Pittsburgh
Sam Shepard, Broadway/Hollywood
Samuel Beckett, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
Strider Hiryu, San Jose
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
Vonda McIntyre, on waivers
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, Industry
Wole Soyinka, on waivers
Zero, Brussels

Right Fielders

Adriana Lima, on waivers
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Andrew Carnegie, on waivers
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Arthur Dent, Dodge City
Arthur Miller, Kratovo
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Charles William Post, Industry
Christie Brinkley, Milan
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Fighter, Kratovo
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Jacob Riis, Industry
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Jyrki Katainen, Brussels
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
Michael Moorcock, Brooklyn
Nei, San Jose
Niels Finsen, Stockholm
Omar Sharif, on waivers
Phil Keoghan, on waivers
Queen Kalindra, Terra
Samantha, Los Angeles
Simon Ingersoll, on waivers
Stuart Scott, Stamford
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
Wall-E, Pittsburgh
Wendy Wasserstein, Broadway

Starting Pitchers

Albert Gobat, Seattle
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Amber Lancaster, on waivers
Anne Robinson, Industry
Antal Szabo, Kratovo
August Wilson, Broadway
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, San Jose
Black Mage, Los Angeles
Boba Fett, San Jose
Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
Catherine Ironfist, Dodge City/Terra
Christian Wulff, Milan
Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
Corak, Dodge City
Cruella De Vil, Pittsburgh
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Broadway
Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn
Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
Florida Evans, Stamford
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
George Abela, Brussels
Ginger Grant, Stockholm
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Hal Clement, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
John Sladek, Broadway
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Broadway
Klas Pontus Arnoldson, Pittsburgh
Leigh Brackett, on waivers
Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
Leslie Feist, Seattle
Lester del Rey, Terra
Lewis Carroll, on waivers
Lily Allen, Broadway
Mark Walberg, Stamford
Mary McAleese, Brussels
Mega Man X, San Jose
Meredith Vieira, Hollywood
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pele, Terra
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, Hollywood
Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, Las Vegas
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Ted Baxter, Los Angeles
Ted Ditchburn, Kratovo
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
William Colgate, Industry
William Tenn, Terra/on waivers
Xenia Onatopp, Pittsburgh

Middle Relievers

Ann Ward, on waivers
Bad News Brown, Stamford
Bruno Mars, Seattle
Bushwhacker Butch, Stamford
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Colin Mochrie, Terra
Connie Willis, Seattle
Cordwainer Smith, on waivers
Dogmeat, on waivers
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Fiona Volpe, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Heinz Fischer, Broadway/on waivers
Henry Durant, Brussels
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
James Patrick Kelly, on waivers
James Tiptree Jr., Terra/Dodge City
John Crowley, Dodge City
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Larry Niven, Brooklyn
Lech Kaczynski, Brussels
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, on waivers
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Thomas Otway, Broadway/on waivers
Voltaire, Broadway
William Wrigley Jr., Industry

Relief Pitchers

Adrianne Curry, Milan
Al Snow, Stamford
Alan Alda, Terra
Alanis Morissette, Brussels
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Algisto Lorenzato, Kratovo/Stamford
Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
Arnold Horshack, on waivers
Bastion Booger, Stamford
Bertolt Brecht, Stamford/Kratovo
Bill Cullen, Brussels
Billy Baxter, Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Celes Chere, San Jose
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Coco Chanel, Industry
Darth Vader, on waivers
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doctor Blood, Dodge City
ED-209, Pittsburgh
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Felix Unger, Los Angeles
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
Gordon Ramsay, on waivers
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Hawkslayer, Dodge City
Isobel Campbell, on waivers
James Morrow, Brooklyn
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, Terra
Joanna Russ, Broadway
John Henson, Hollywood
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Jon Stewart, Terra
Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
Kelly Hu, Milan
Ken Masters, San Jose
Kilmor, on waivers
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Albert II, on waivers
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
King George VI, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, Kratovo/Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Luigi Pirandello, Broadway
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Max Factor, Industry
Mel Brooks, Terra
Mischa Barton, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Brussels
Oscar Madison, Broadway/on waivers
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
Pit, on waivers
Protoman, San Jose/Dodge City
Queen Margrethe II, Pittsburgh
Ralph Willis, on waivers
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Rodney Dangerfield, Terra
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Ryu, on waivers
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, Pittsburgh
Sub-Zero, San Jose
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
Ted Turner, Brussels
Terra Branford, San Jose
Theodor Mommsen, Stockholm
Troy McClure, Hollywood
Vinnie Barbarino, Los Angeles
Virgil, Stamford
Vladimir Beara, Kratovo
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Broadway
Winston Churchill, on waivers
Yoshi, San Jose