Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 9931 Arcesius, 32, c (185 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11031 Dot Richardson, 22, c (65 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -14.3 ORAP/40)
- 11104 Eric Moussambani Malonga, 21, c (22 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -20.7 ORAP/40)
- 11171 Oscar Swahn, 18, c
- 11232 Pharol, 20, c
Infielders:
- 9860 Imaan Hammam, 33, 1b (522 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10051 Pollux Stone, 29, 1b (284 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40)
- 10927 Maginardo, 23, 1b
- 11005 Richard Cementarius, 19, 1b
- 11124 Axelrod Gunnarson, 21, 1b
- 9884 Pytheos of Priene, 35, 2b (573 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 8.4 ORAP/40)
- 9993 Henry Heimlich, 30, 2b (389 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10269 Shaolin Sandor Liu, 30, 2b (353 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10363 Remi Lindholm, 26, 2b (297 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10466 Lancelot Supersad Jr., 26, 2b (224 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)
- 10592 Tommy Docherty, 25, 2b (161 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10981 Scathach, 20, 2b (18 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40)
- 11190 Jimmy Smith, 19, 2b
- 11089 Hermann Minkowski, 19, 2b
- 10303 Xcthol, 29, 3b (245 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)
- 10309 Elana Meyers Taylor, 26, 3b (202 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11144 Jennifer Hof, 18, 3b
- 11179 Ty Lawson, 21, 3b
- 11056 John Morton, 19, 3b
- 9529 Veronika Didusenko, 35, ss (693 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10431 Simone Giertz, 28, ss (366 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, 6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10229 Tyson Chandler, 30, ss (330 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10481 Siouxsie Sioux, 27, ss (212 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10593 Bobby Wanzer, 25, ss (133 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11126 Gwen Berry, 21, ss (12 GP, -6.0 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
- 11169 Kapri Bibbs, 18, ss
Outfielders:
- 9685 Ann Simonton, 33, lf (373 GP, -4.7 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10343 Patroclus, 30, lf (242 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 26, lf (45 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40)
- 10896 Lady Orca, 23, lf (17 GP, -6.1 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)
- 11234 JPEGMafia, 21, lf
- 11204 PnB Rock, 19, lf
- 10073 Hunter Jumper, 31, cf (474 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9761 Don McLean, 32, cf (385 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11100 Queen Kayla bin-Kroog, 19, cf (39 GP, -13.4 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40)
- 11008 Zushakon, 20, cf (14 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40)
- 9785 Tom Brands, 33, rf (531 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9874 Tanazir Quandrix, 32, rf (468 GP, -7.4 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40)
- 9738 Paul Labile Pogba, 32, rf (409 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10332 Quinn Commandant, 30, rf (349 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40)
- 10604 Adam, 26, rf (242 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11238 Ibrahim Afellay, 19, rf
- 10906 Mrs. Frisby, 21, rf
Starters:
- 9620 Hiram Abiff, 34, sp (1425 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9733 Shadrix Silverquill, 35, sp (1420 IP, 9.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10746 Rhagorthua, 25, sp (248 IP, -22.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10753 Edwin Hubble, 24, sp (73 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11079 Tawnos the Toymaker, 19, sp (61 IP, -33.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11077 Odd Hackwelder, 22, sp
- 11244 Nctolhu, 20, sp
Relievers:
- 10041 Rick Sanchez, 33, mr (508 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 10430 Master James of St. George, 27, mr (290 IP, -8.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10130 Joe Hart, 30, rp (718 IP, -10.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9627 Jessica Aidi, 37, rp (423 IP, 18.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10084 Stone Gossard, 29, rp (398 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 10164 Oliver Putnam, 29, rp (315 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10226 Dallas Creamer, 30, rp (209 IP, -1.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10509 Enrico Albertosi, 28, rp (172 IP, -1.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 10339 Northot, 28, rp (168 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10518 Jacques de Boyes, 28, rp (135 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10461 Candlehead, 25, rp (112 IP, -7.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10909 Haratari, 22, rp (26 IP, -11.9 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11069 Mike Bibby, 19, rp (24 IP, -39.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 10738 Jaques, 22, rp (7 IP, -22.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11084 Esther Caņadas, 21, rp
- 11152 LaPhonso Ellis, 21, rp
- 11155 Byron Beck, 18, rp