Roster for sexwales:

Catchers:

Infielders:

11194 Joko Widodo, 22, 1b (137 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
11139 Dwellie Striggles, 20, 1b (80 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
11035 Dent McSkimming, 24, 1b (34 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
10882 Dicaprio Bootle, 26, 2b (169 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -9.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
11159 Blundy Vildor, 21, 3b (152 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40)
11280 al'Lan Mandragoran, 21, 3b (79 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
11258 Bukama Marenellin, 18, 3b
10890 Qshondrickson Doran, 26, ss (248 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
11012 Muna Tuna, 24, ss (114 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -8.7 ORAP/40)
11187 LaAdrian Waddle, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

10957 Lil'Jordan Humphrey, 24, lf (88 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -10.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
11345 Adeleas Namelle, 21, lf (66 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
10990 Canaan Banana, 24, cf (172 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
10567 Sunshine Crump, 26, cf (165 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40)
11160 Ebony Salmon, 21, cf (110 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 29, rf (291 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
11109 Charity Sunshine Tillemann-Dick, 20, rf (56 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 29, sp (794 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP)
10791 Forrestina Calf Boss Ribs, 26, sp (593 IP, -1.2 PRAA/100 IP)
11184 Apollo Jolly, 21, sp (231 IP, -6.1 PRAA/100 IP)
11153 Omar Hurricane, 22, sp (160 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
11246 Baba Blumkin, 19, sp (151 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP)
10728 Constantine, 23, sp (137 IP, -25.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
11235 Chito Schnupp, 20, sp (75 IP, -28.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 25, mr (315 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
11306 Vandene Namelle, 17, mr (who?)
10834 Reangelo Decaster, 26, rp (209 IP, 14.9 PRAA/100 IP)
10899 Narelle Coneybeare, 24, rp (88 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP)
11030 Rowdy Nimrod, 24, rp (86 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)
11344 Moiraine Damodred, 19, rp (36 IP, -16.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
10825 Holden Holliway, 22, rp (30 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP)