Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 11396 Billy Gibbons, 23, c (121 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11405 Eddie Rabbitt, 23, c (74 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11286 Finneas O'Connell, 24, 2b (168 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10939 Ayesha Tanaka, 28, 3b (388 GP, 6.0 DRAP/40, 9.6 ORAP/40)
• 11022 Jeff Penalty, 24, 3b (180 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10982 Bibian Mentel, 25, ss (189 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11247 Billie Holiday, 23, ss (147 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 11167 Muddy Waters, 26, lf (239 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11684 Britney Spears, 18, lf (35 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40)
• 10173 Kate Bush, 34, cf (753 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 11.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11080 Jesse Owens, 27, cf (296 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11162 Michelle Zauner, 27, rf (249 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 10947 Jim Eno, 25, sp (581 IP, 11.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11249 B. B. King, 24, sp (293 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11099 Mitski Miyawaki, 24, sp (272 IP, -1.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11582 Louis Armstrong, 21, sp (130 IP, 16.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11302 Julien Baker, 21, sp (75 IP, 0.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 10921 Britt Daniel, 26, rp (214 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11074 East Bay Ray, 24, rp (167 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11297 Jack Antonoff, 24, rp (150 IP, 18.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11521 Warren Zevon, 23, rp (77 IP, 15.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 11528 Ed Sheeran, 20, 2b (28 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11512 Gordon Lightfoot, 19, ss (who?)
• 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 18, 1b
• 11536 John Prine, 18, cf (who?)
• 11637 Hayley Williams, 17, ss
• 11393 Dusty Hill, 20, 3b (who?)