Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 10754 Billy Ray Cyrus, 28, c (307 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10767 Piggie, 31, c (291 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11148 Understanding Bush, 28, c (193 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40)
• 11518 Sai Fong, 20, c (66 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -15.0 ORAP/40)
• 11367 Louis Daguerre, 24, c (45 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11689 Paige Hardaway, 21, c (35 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40)
• 11714 John XI, 17, c
• 11703 Rico Nasty, 18, c

Infielders:

• 11194 Joko Widodo, 27, 1b (205 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11409 Archmage Nemmerle, 23, 1b (181 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40)
• 11139 Dwellie Striggles, 25, 1b (144 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
• 11182 Michael Morbius, 24, 1b (121 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11578 George Fayne, 22, 1b (81 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11641 Olympic Phryge, 21, 1b (38 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40)
• 11754 Cthulhu, 19, 1b
• 11589 Nazr Mohammed, 19, 1b (who?)
• 10818 Lil Uzi Vert, 31, 2b (344 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11102 Jonas Eduardo Americo, 27, 2b (225 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11028 Peja Stojakovic, 25, 2b (168 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11650 Alec Ramsay, 20, 2b (40 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -15.2 ORAP/40)
• 11443 Mesut Ozil, 20, 2b (who?)
• 11348 Sandy Kominsky, 22, 3b (111 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40)
• 11658 Kevin Federline, 19, 3b
• 11584 Hans Geiger, 19, 3b (who?)
• 10337 Maimonides, 32, ss (519 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10912 Lil B, 29, ss (295 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11671 Doug Gardner, 19, ss

Outfielders:

• 10273 Travis Good, 33, lf (641 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, 5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10572 Tommie Smith, 31, lf (499 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10575 Touchstone, 31, lf (419 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 6.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11464 A'Karonys, 24, lf (83 GP, -9.9 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 11679 Lee Steinfeld, 19, lf
• 10173 Kate Bush, 35, cf (753 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 11.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10369 Noel Capri Berry, 33, cf (493 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40)
• 10549 Anna Akana, 31, cf (413 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10372 Duke Frederick, 31, cf (390 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
• 10956 21 Savage, 30, cf (342 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10246 Candido Jacuzzi, 35, rf (742 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10208 Perumthachan, 35, rf (402 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11038 DeMarcus Cousins, 29, rf (325 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11288 Ainett Stephens, 25, rf (157 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -9.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11681 Harry Mack, 21, rf (31 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40)
• 11635 Tabari Ishak, 18, rf

Starters:

• 10857 Stephen II, 30, sp (650 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10931 Gordon McQueen, 28, sp (623 IP, -4.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10582 Robert McCoy, 30, sp (451 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10504 Donus, 30, sp (263 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11384 Gimax, 21, sp (205 IP, -31.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11346 Shawn Kemp, 25, sp (174 IP, -10.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11472 Bertolino Bragerio, 22, sp (122 IP, -25.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11441 Baral and Kari Zev, 22, sp (78 IP, -55.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11603 Preston the Vanisher, 23, sp (73 IP, -27.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11516 Arnolfo di Cambio, 24, sp (who?)
• 11655 Saweetie, 18, sp
• 11454 Erwin von Steinbach, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 30, mr (474 IP, 2.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11503 Zydrunas Ilgauskas, 20, mr (79 IP, -41.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11307 John VIII, 23, mr (69 IP, -18.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11401 Simeon, 23, mr (67 IP, -13.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11339 Susannah Heschel, 22, mr (17 IP, -21.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10984 Octavius Caesar, 30, rp (448 IP, -4.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10537 Twinkie, 32, rp (346 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10470 Big Sean, 31, rp (266 IP, 10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10435 Jodie Kidd, 31, rp (234 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10786 Earl Sweatshirt, 29, rp (213 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11591 Norika Yamazaki the Poet, 22, rp (22 IP, -42.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11191 Schoolmaster, 23, rp (21 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11468 Bellurdan, 24, rp (17 IP, -27.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11517 Yassine Bounou, 21, rp (9 IP, -19.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11757 Jesus Goyzueta Cardenas, 18, rp