Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11247 Billie Holiday, 25, 1b (245 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 10.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11286 Finneas O'Connell, 26, 2b (248 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10939 Ayesha Tanaka, 30, 3b (481 GP, 5.4 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40)
- 11022 Jeff Penalty, 26, 3b (243 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11393 Dusty Hill, 22, 3b (47 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10982 Bibian Mentel, 27, ss (275 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 20, ss (31 GP, 5.0 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 11167 Muddy Waters, 28, lf (293 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11080 Jesse Owens, 29, cf (380 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11684 Britney Spears, 20, cf (124 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 10947 Jim Eno, 27, sp (837 IP, 13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11249 B. B. King, 26, sp (434 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11582 Louis Armstrong, 23, sp (323 IP, 16.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11302 Julien Baker, 23, sp (115 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 10921 Britt Daniel, 28, rp (241 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11074 East Bay Ray, 26, rp (234 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11297 Jack Antonoff, 26, rp (210 IP, 16.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11521 Warren Zevon, 25, rp (126 IP, 11.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11856 Mallrat, 20, rp (7 IP, -10.4 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 11528 Ed Sheeran, 22, 2b (36 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11764 Janja Garnbret, 21, cf (25 GP, -6.9 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)
- 11771 Cy Burnett, 18, rp (13 IP, -6.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11881 Mario Cuomo, 18, 1b
- 11536 John Prine, 20, cf (who?)
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 19, ss