Roster for Dodge City Enforcers:

Catchers:

• 417 Sgt. Slaughter, 29, c (421 G, -0.3 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 545 Arthur Dent, 30, 1b (458 G, -3.0 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 682 Ak'shel, 29, 1b (266 G, -0.6 DR/40, 8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1525 Officer Lockstock, 22, 1b (17 G, -0.7 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1395 Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 22, 1b (10 G, -1.6 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1510 Frank Serpico, 22, 2b (51 G, -6.3 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1339 Jaheira, 24, 3b (171 G, -1.1 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1458 Melvin Purvis, 20, ss (40 G, -7.6 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1055 Kien "Bossman" Chen, 26, lf (271 G, 0.3 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1391 Vinny Gambini, 23, lf (49 G, -1.6 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 826 Tanya Adams, 28, cf (192 G, -0.1 DR/40, 12.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 23, rf (156 G, -7.7 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1394 Grand Duchess Charlotte, 23, sp (64 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1054 Fall-From-Grace, 24, sp (60 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1427 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 22, sp (51 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 473 Protoman, 28, rp (237 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 28, rp (232 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 930 Doctor Blood, 26, rp (161 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1092 Hawkslayer, 25, rp (118 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 20, rp (18 G, 14.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1658 Alan Dershowitz, 21, rp (3 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 603 Howie Mandel, 27, 2b (395 G, 0.8 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 202 Anne Robinson, 33, sp (241 G, 9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 871 James Tiptree Jr., 28, mr (121 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 997 Connie Willis, 22, mr (31 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1407 Billy Baxter, 22, rp (28 G, -11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)