Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 11597 Dylan Mulvaney, 29, c (415 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11335 Yung Gravy, 32, c (355 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11760 Russell Westbrook, 28, c (344 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12059 Baruk, 25, c (172 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12136 Sam Cassell, 26, c (123 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12235 Stella Payne Diaz, 24, c (73 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 11538 Whiskeyjack, 31, 1b (485 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11786 Zask Skittering Swarmlord, 29, 1b (394 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)
• 12078 Alanna Mosvani, 22, 1b (21 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -8.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12280 Pan, 22, 1b (10 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12560 Kulp, 18, 1b (who?)
• 12318 Harry Styles, 21, 1b (who?)
• 12578 Blistig, 17, 1b
• 12491 Giorgia Villa, 18, 1b (who?)
• 11541 Nick Collison, 30, 2b (412 GP, -5.9 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12501 Pella, 19, 2b (who?)
• 12392 Octavius Kratt, 19, 2b
• 11400 Benny the Butcher, 31, 3b (465 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11275 Danielle Nicole Jones, 35, ss (553 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40)
• 11484 DaBaby, 32, ss (478 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11879 Tulzscha, 29, ss (337 GP, -4.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12175 Ricky Wilson, 22, ss (76 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -8.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12193 Howal Gode, 22, ss (73 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40)
• 12586 Gom Gobblechuck, 20, ss

Outfielders:

• 11243 Nene Hilario, 33, lf (566 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11558 John IX, 32, lf (484 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11485 Boniface VI, 31, lf (370 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12279 Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, 24, lf (107 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12323 Scurve, 21, lf (26 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -11.1 ORAP/40)
• 12539 Nicholas Perry, 20, lf (who?)
• 12208 Almanzo Wilder, 21, lf (who?)
• 11873 Tory Lanez, 29, cf (291 GP, 5.0 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12407 Gom, 23, cf (9 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12537 Tech N9ne, 18, cf (who?)
• 11745 Eva Longoria, 30, rf (404 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12025 Arin Joseph Hanson, 23, rf (67 GP, -6.3 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40)
• 12230 Valeriy Porkuyan, 22, rf (62 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12257 The Gaffer, 22, rf (61 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12365 Elaine Ng, 19, rf (who?)
• 12517 Roc Marciano, 18, rf (who?)
• 12523 Christian Pineau, 18, rf (who?)
• 12414 Scottie Barnes, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 11628 Trixie, 31, sp (776 IP, 5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11724 Sergius III, 30, sp (671 IP, -1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11527 The Green Man, 29, sp (623 IP, -4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11598 Christopher Raymond Maldonado, 31, sp (595 IP, -10.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11573 Xitalu, 28, sp (579 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12083 Perry Winkle, 26, sp (418 IP, -21.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12054 D'endrrah, 24, sp (304 IP, -18.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12181 John XVII, 25, sp (159 IP, -7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12089 William Ambrose Wright, 22, sp (125 IP, -30.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12287 Bryan Devendorf, 20, sp (89 IP, -37.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12445 Anders Dahl, 21, sp (70 IP, -34.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12125 Nath-Horthath, 22, sp (68 IP, -43.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12440 William MacDowall, 22, sp (22 IP, -57.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12156 Clement Rodier, 22, sp (who?)
• 12550 Stelth Ulvang, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 12556 Philip, 19, mr (who?)
• 12521 Skoa Embermage, 21, mr
• 12382 Turban Orr, 20, mr
• 12592 Simon Brady Ngapandouetnbu, 17, mr (who?)
• 10940 Vincent Enyeama, 35, rp (497 IP, 16.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11342 Young Thug, 33, rp (336 IP, 6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11736 Gremio, 30, rp (285 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11696 Charlotte Casiraghi, 30, rp (237 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11937 Xavier Breath, 28, rp (172 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12200 Quannah Chasinghorse, 21, rp (44 IP, -36.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12032 Ellie Taylor, 27, rp (24 IP, -7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12364 Burt Toast, 22, rp (17 IP, -7.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12483 Marcus Brooks, 22, rp (5 IP, -61.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12588 Hypnos, 21, rp (who?)
• 12485 Earl of Westmorland, 18, rp (who?)
• 12112 Hans van Steenwinckel the Younger, 22, rp (who?)