Catchers:

• 12255 Lucas Cruikshank, 27, c (277 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12582 Haley Pham, 22, c (89 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 5.5 ORAP/40)
• 12871 Amelia Dimoldenberg, 22, c (32 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 12410 Hermione Granger, 23, 1b (40 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12800 Olivia Paige Dunne, 19, 1b
• 12132 Marques Keith Brownlee, 30, 2b (314 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12273 John XIX, 28, 3b (208 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12446 Imane Khelif, 24, 3b (58 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12337 Izzy Keane, 23, 3b (49 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -7.6 ORAP/40)
• 12299 Abelina Sabrina Rios, 24, ss (215 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40)
• 12367 Lindsey Stirling, 24, ss (75 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12043 Stephen Findeisen, 29, lf (231 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11592 Jack Thomas Manifold, 32, cf (526 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 12569 Cleo Abram, 21, cf (60 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12507 Haliey Welch, 23, rf (177 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 11797 Abigail Thorn, 32, sp (1028 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12183 Evan Edinger, 26, sp (644 IP, -5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12399 Earl Silas Tupper, 25, sp (199 IP, -17.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12626 Ramiro Gonzalez, 23, sp (130 IP, -16.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12484 Sarah Bahbah, 24, sp (127 IP, -14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12675 Moo Deng, 24, mr (116 IP, -7.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12106 Abdullah Ayad, 26, rp (218 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12661 Alexandra Cooper, 24, rp (74 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12731 Hasan Dogan Piker, 21, rp (7 IP, -66.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12766 Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, 21, rp (5 IP, -56.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12771 Adin David Ross, 19, rp (who?)
• 12815 Hannah Neeleman, 18, rp (who?)