Catchers:

• 12027 Jack Harlow, 31, c (371 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12252 Benedict IX, 25, c (106 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 12351 Tego Calderón, 27, 1b (216 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12655 Key Glock, 23, 1b (35 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12725 Lil Tjay, 20, 1b (who?)
• 12505 Trinity Rodman, 22, 2b (40 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -9.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12873 Neal Broten, 18, 2b (who?)
• 12049 Hermann Maier, 27, 3b (285 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12321 SpotemGottem, 28, 3b (235 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12755 Luh Tyler, 23, 3b (60 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -9.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12840 Drew Tyson Afualo, 19, 3b
• 12839 Masked Wolf, 22, ss (37 GP, -7.2 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12545 Carmen Ibanez, 22, ss (10 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, -7.6 ORAP/40)
• 12741 Shavalyoth, 23, ss (2 GP, -16.0 DRAP/40, -24.0 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 12310 Alanah Pearce, 25, lf (150 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12451 SCH, 26, cf (140 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12824 Yag-Kosha, 22, cf (who?)
• 12779 Baby Keem, 22, rf (41 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 11611 Jay Rock, 35, sp (1189 IP, 6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12013 Chance the Rapper, 31, sp (514 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12311 Action Bronson, 28, sp (177 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12253 Teezo Touchdown, 27, sp (92 IP, -20.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12358 Residente, 25, sp (84 IP, -3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12573 Luc Mantear, 22, sp (46 IP, -8.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12714 Camillo, 21, sp (34 IP, -47.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12807 Cordae, 20, rp (22 IP, -7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12749 Robert Adam, 21, rp (12 IP, -13.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)