Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 13232 Blake Sennett, 23, c (12 GP, -8.7 DRAP/40, 11.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13419 Morgan Wallen, 20, c (2 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -24.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 12513 Paighon, 28, 2b (281 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
• 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 21, 2b (66 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 28, 3b (305 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13215 Roger Waters, 23, 3b (31 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 31, ss (453 GP, 9.2 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 27, ss (220 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 28, lf (262 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12867 Dion, 24, lf (239 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 29, cf (220 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 23, cf (46 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 24, rf (89 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 26, sp (308 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 23, sp (245 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 32, mr (649 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13294 Kelly Rowland, 23, mr (66 IP, -2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13474 Benson Boone, 20, mr (1 IP, -20.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 35, rp (436 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 26, rp (156 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13216 Lola Young, 22, rp (91 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 22, 1b (8 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13365 Maren Morris, 19, sp (who?)
• 13373 Natalie Hemby, 21, mr (who?)
• 13468 Nick Cave, 20, c
• 13410 Brandi Carlile, 19, sp (who?)
• 13437 Gwilym Sainsbury, 18, rp