Roster for Cyberspace Internet:

Catchers:

• 12582 Haley Pham, 30, c (484 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 12.6 ORAP/40)
• 13436 chatGPT, 21, c (128 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13506 Zohran Mamdani, 21, 1b (84 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40)
• 13595 Mehdi Hasan, 19, 1b (8 GP, 6.5 DRAP/40, -27.0 ORAP/40)
• 13268 Connor Estelle, 22, 2b (78 GP, -6.6 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 12446 Imane Khelif, 32, 3b (361 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13008 Jacob Shane Roshkow, 25, 3b (226 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)
• 12299 Abelina Sabrina Rios, 32, ss (583 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40)
• 13003 Ashton Hall, 25, ss (270 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12865 Linus Yale Jr., 29, lf (360 GP, -5.3 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12569 Cleo Abram, 29, cf (401 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12907 Eric Decker, 27, cf (391 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13350 Sad Hamster, 24, rf (86 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13374 Sean Dunn, 22, sp (199 IP, -5.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13648 Chris Ostroushko, 21, sp (100 IP, -10.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13139 Alberta Devor, 27, mr (506 IP, -1.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12766 Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, 29, rp (343 IP, 10.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12731 Hasan Dogan Piker, 29, rp (319 IP, 0.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12771 Adin David Ross, 27, rp (269 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12913 Adam Aleksic, 25, rp (241 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12815 Hannah Neeleman, 26, rp (203 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12507 Haliey Welch, 31, rf (541 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13657 Livie Rose Henderson, 18, mr
• 13441 Claude, 20, mr
• 13647 Braden Peters, 18, lf
• 13508 Tim Miller, 18, 1b
• 13619 Tynesha McCarty-Wroten, 20, lf