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SimBase Players, Year 149

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$crim, ss, Compton

Abelina Sabrina Rios, ss, Cyberspace
Abraham Klein, 2b, Kratovo
Adam Aleksic, rp, Cyberspace
Adam Morrison, 2b, Baltimore
Adele Bloch-Bauer, cf, Milan
Adin David Ross, rp, Cyberspace
Adrian IV, rf, Vatican
Adrian V, rp, Vatican
Akki, rp, Paddington
Alberta Devor, mr, Cyberspace
Alex Consani, sp, Multiverse
Alex Morgan, 2b, Lake Placid
Alex Murry, cf, Paddington
Alexander IV, c, Vatican
Alexander Ovechkin, lf, Lake Placid
Alfred Hajos, sp, Lake Placid
Ali Akbar Isfahani, rp, Brussels
Alison Krauss, sp, Seattle
Ally Dawson, c, Los Angeles
Alpharael Dreaming Acolyte, rp, Multiverse
Amaresu, rp, Two Rivers
Amine, mr, Compton
Amy Santiago, rf, Los Angeles
Amys of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, rp, San Jose
Anarky, 2b, Gotham
Anastasius IV, 2b, Vatican
Andreea Diaconu, 2b, on waivers
Andrew Bogut, rp, Baltimore
Andrew Bonar Law, sp, Gotham
Andy Byron, sp, Tel Aviv
Angela del Moro, 3b, Milan
Angelina Kendall, rp, Milan
Angharad Crewe, sp, Paddington
Anita Hammer, sp, Cambridge
Ann Marie, rp, Los Angeles
Anok Yai, lf, Milan
Anomander Rake, 2b, Stratford/on waivers
Antawn Jamison, rp, Baltimore
Antigonus, cf, Stratford
Antoine Pinay, 3b, Brussels
Antonio McDyess, rp, Baltimore
Antonio Sbardella, 2b, Kratovo
Antonio Wilson Vieira Honorio, cf, on waivers
Antony Blinken, rf, on waivers
Aragorn the Uniter, rp, on waivers
Archbishop of Canterbury, 2b, on waivers
Archibald Primrose, cf, Brussels
Arnaldo David Cezar Coelho, c, Kratovo
Arthur Balfour, 1b, Brussels
Arthur Wellesley, rp, Brussels
Artur Paendrag Tanreall, sp, San Jose
Ashton Hall, ss, Cyberspace
Audrey Munson, 2b, Milan
Ava Tread, mr, Cambridge
Azathoth, rp, Gotham

B.G., ss, Circus
Baha al-Din al-Amili, cf, on waivers
Bain of the Black Rock sept of the Shaarad Aiel, rp, Two Rivers
Baron Bertram Graywater, lf, Multiverse
Bayle Domon, rp, Two Rivers
Baylen the Haymaker, mr, Gotham
Benedict XII, c, Vatican
Benedictus XVII, rp, Vatican
Bengt Olov Emanuel Gustavsson, sp, Kratovo
Benjamin Disraeli, 3b, Brussels
Benjamin Hall 1st Baron Llanover, c, Lisbon
Benson Boone, mr, Seattle
Bernard Sumner, rp, Seattle
Bertram, c, Stratford
Betor Ancestor's Voice, mr, Multiverse
Bette Midler, 3b, Tel Aviv
Beyonce Knowles, 2b, Stratford
BigXthaPlug, sp, Compton
Billy Joel, 2b, Tel Aviv
Billy Wilder, lf, Tel Aviv
Bingo Smith, c, Baltimore
Birgitte Silverbow, 3b, Two Rivers
Bishop of Ely, cf, Stratford
Bl. Benedict XI, cf, Vatican
Bl. Eugene III, 1b, Vatican
Bl. Gregory X, sp, Vatican
Bl. Urban V, 3b, Vatican
Bl. Victor III, sp, Vatican
Blake Sennett, c, Seattle
Bobby Flanagan, rp, Los Angeles
Bobson Dugnutt, ss, San Jose
Boniface IX, rp, Vatican
Bonny Pall Clearcutter, 2b, Multiverse
Borachio, rp, Stratford
Brad Daugherty, 3b, Stratford
Braden Peters, lf, Cyberspace
Brandi Carlile, sp, Seattle
Bristly Bill Spine Sower, c, Multiverse
Brother Eye, 3b, Gotham
Bruce Pearl, mr, Tel Aviv
Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes, lf, Kratovo
Bryan Jafet Ruiz Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
Burrill Bernard Crohn, rp, Lisbon

Cadsuane Melaidhrin, 3b, Two Rivers
Cael Sanderson, rp, Lake Placid
Callixtus II, 3b, Vatican
Calvin Harris, mr, Seattle
Calvin O'Keefe, 1b, Paddington
Captain Fluellen, sp, Stratford
Captain Jamy, rp, Stratford
Carla Vroom, 3b, Cambridge
Carlos Antenna, c, Cambridge
Carmen Ibanez, ss, Compton
Carmine Falcone, 2b, Gotham
Carmy Berzatto, sp, Los Angeles
Carrie Desofa, rp, Cambridge
Carson Shaw, c, Los Angeles
Cassius Clay, 3b, Lake Placid
Catharine, 1b, on waivers
Catman, sp, Gotham
Catwoman, lf, Gotham
Celestine III, 2b, Kratovo
Charles Edward Spearman, rf, Lisbon
Charles George Reinier Corver, rp, Kratovo
Charles Wallace, sp, Paddington
Charlotte, rp, Paddington
Chelsea Handler, 2b, Tel Aviv
Chiad of the Stones River sept of the Goshien Aiel, 1b, Two Rivers
Chris Mullin, sp, Baltimore
Chris Ostroushko, sp, Cyberspace
Chris Stapleton, sp, Seattle
Christine Campbell, cf, Los Angeles
Cimorene, rp, Paddington
Claude, mr, Cyberspace
Clayface, sp, Gotham
Clement Attlee, rf, Brussels
Clement III, ss, Vatican
Clement IV, rp, on waivers
Clement V, 2b, Vatican
Clement the Worrywort, rp, Multiverse
Cleo Abram, cf, Cyberspace
Coach Beard, sp, Los Angeles
Coi Leray, mr, Compton
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Coltaine, cf, Tel Aviv
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Estelle, 2b, Cyberspace
Corlath, 2b, Paddington
Countess of Roussillon, mr, on waivers
Crone, 2b, Tel Aviv
CupcakKe, sp, Compton

D Smoke, lf, on waivers
Damer Flinn, 2b, San Jose
Dan Martin Nataniel Dahlin, cf, Kratovo
Darius Garland, rp, on waivers
Darius Weems, c, Compton
Darko Milicic, 1b, on waivers
Darryl Archideld, mr, on waivers
David Blaine, rp, Tel Aviv
David Burbank, ss, Lisbon
David Byrne, 3b, Multiverse
David Copperfield, rp, Tel Aviv
David Lowery, 3b, Seattle
Dean Wesrey, cf, on waivers
Democritus, lf, Circus
Dennys Murry, ss, Paddington
Derek, 1b, Los Angeles
Destroy Lonely, c, Compton
Diana, sp, Stratford
Dick Fosbury, rp, Lake Placid
Dion, lf, Seattle
Dirk Nowitzki, sp, Baltimore
Doctor Death, 2b, Gotham
Doctor Hurt, rp, Gotham
Doechii, 1b, Compton
Donatello, 2b, Toontown
Donovan Mitchell, rf, Baltimore
Dooley Blight, mr, Los Angeles
Doris Shutt, rf, Cambridge
Dorothy Gibson, ss, Milan
Dot Matrix, 2b, Cambridge
Dot Snice, ss, Paddington
Dot Stubadd, cf, Cambridge
Doug Hoo, rf, Paddington
Douglas Drury, sp, Lisbon
Dr. Rachael Gunn, rf, Vatican
Dr. Winston, sp, Circus
Draymond Green, sp, Baltimore
Dua Lipa, ss, Seattle
Duke of Clarence, rp, Stratford
Duke of Florence, cf, Stratford
Dwigt Rortugal, rp, San Jose

Earl of Cambridge, 1b, Stratford
Edgar Faure, sp, Brussels
Edmond Halley, rp, Lisbon
Edward Heath, lf, Brussels
Edward Lawrence Logan, sp, Lisbon
Edward O'Hare, rp, Lisbon
Edward Smith-Stanley, 1b, on waivers
Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan, ss, San Jose
Elihu Yale, sp, on waivers
Elliott Gould, mr, on waivers
Elmindreda Farshaw, sp, Two Rivers
Elsha Threefold Master, 3b, Multiverse
Emily Warren, 2b, Milan
Emma Dupont, rp, Milan
Emma Hamilton, mr, Milan
Erestor of the Council, ss, Multiverse
Eric Decker, cf, Cyberspace
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Eshki Dragonclaw, ss, Multiverse
Eugene Poubelle, 2b, Lisbon
Eugenides, sp, Paddington
Eureka Garlic, ss, Stratford
Evan Mobley, rp, Baltimore

Fblthp Lost on the Range, 3b, Multiverse
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Circus
Fei Fei Sun, sp, Milan
Finneas Ace Archer, lf, Multiverse
Fiorello Henry La Guardia, sp, on waivers
Flo Milli, lf, Compton
Flora Baumbach, rp, Paddington
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
Foghorn Leghorn, sp, Toontown
Fred Knott, ss, Cambridge
Frederick John Robinson, cf, Brussels

Gala Dali, sp, Milan
Galadedrid Damodred, 2b, San Jose
Garrett Lambert, rp, Los Angeles
Gary Payton II, rf, Baltimore
Gaston Glock, ss, Lisbon
Gaul of the Imran sept of the Shaarad Aiel, rp, San Jose
Gawyn Trakand, sp, Two Rivers
Gene Wilder, rp, Tel Aviv
Geoffrey Butler, cf, Los Angeles
George Canning, mr, Brussels/on waivers
George Hamilton-Gordon, sp, Brussels
George Reader, mr, Kratovo
Ger Duaney, mr, Brussels
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Gilbert Gottfried, lf, Tel Aviv
Gina Gogean, rp, on waivers
Gina Linetti, 2b, Los Angeles
Ginger Vitis, sp, Cambridge
Gizele Oliveira, rp, on waivers
Gladys Overwith, rp, Cambridge
Glenallen Mixon, 3b, San Jose
Goofy, rp, Toontown
Gossamer, cf, Toontown
Gottfried Dienst, mr, on waivers
Gregory XI, sp, Vatican
Greta Gill, ss, Los Angeles
Guy Mollet, 2b, Brussels
Gwilym Sainsbury, rp, Seattle

Haley Pham, c, Cyberspace
Haliey Welch, rf, Cyberspace
Hannah Neeleman, rp, Cyberspace
Hanumankind, rp, Compton
Haral Luhhan, mr, San Jose
Harold Wilson, c, Brussels
Harry Houdini, c, Tel Aviv
Hasan Dogan Piker, rp, Cyberspace
Haywood Jabuzoff, sp, Cambridge
He Cong, c, Paddington
Heart's Blood, sp, on waivers
Henry John Temple, rp, Brussels
Heraclitus, sp, Circus
Herbert Henry Asquith, 2b, Brussels
Herid Fel, 2b, Two Rivers
Hermione, sp, Stratford
Hezly Rivera, rp, Lake Placid
Hilary Knight, sp, Lake Placid
Honorius III, sp, Cambridge
Horton, sp, on waivers
Hugo Strange, sp, Tel Aviv

Ian Duncan, rp, Los Angeles
Imane Khelif, 3b, Cyberspace
Immanuel Kant, rp, Circus
Innocent VI, 3b, Vatican
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Circus
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Irene, rp, Paddington
Isabella Eugenie Boyer, 2b, on waivers

Ja Rule, 3b, Circus
Jaclyn Nesheiwat, rf, Los Angeles
Jacob Shane Roshkow, 3b, Cyberspace
Jaiden Dittfach, rp, Baltimore
Jain Charin, rf, San Jose
James Van Allen, mr, Lisbon
Jan Tomaszewski, rp, Kratovo
Jane Avril, rp, Milan
Janet Yellen, rp, Seattle
Jarrett Allen, rf, Compton
Jason Kidd, 1b, Baltimore
Jason Richardson, mr, Baltimore
Jay Walker, lf, Cambridge
Jeanne Hebuterne, rf, Milan
Jeff Goldblum, mr, Tel Aviv
Jermaine O'Neal, rp, Baltimore
Jeromy Gride, 3b, on waivers
Jerri Blank, sp, Los Angeles
Jerry Stiller, rf, Tel Aviv
Jess Aarons, 3b, Paddington
Jesse Lee Reno, 1b, Lisbon
Jessie Diggins, sp, Lake Placid
Jill Kortleve, lf, Milan
Jim Craig, cf, Lake Placid
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Joan Osborne, cf, Gotham
Joannes Julianus Langenus, rf, Kratovo
Joe Chill, ss, Gotham
Joe Frazier, sp, Lake Placid
Joey Valence, mr, Compton
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-n�rnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-sh�nedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Bates, 3b, Stratford
John Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
John Deere, lf, Lisbon
John Keith Taylor, sp, Kratovo
John Russell, lf, Brussels
John XXI, mr, on waivers
John XXII, rf, Vatican
Johnny Hickman, rp, Seattle
Jon Scheyer, 1b, Tel Aviv
Jordan Poole, c, on waivers
Jose Pedro Malheiro de Sa, rp, Kratovo
Joseph Laniel, sp, Brussels
Josephine Hopper, rp, on waivers
Josh Howard, ss, Baltimore
Juan Jose Ayra Martinez, sp, Kratovo
Jurrien Timber, rp, Kratovo
Juvenile, rf, Circus

KOTA the friend, sp, Compton
Karl Dandleton, c, San Jose
Kate Murry, cf, Paddington
Kelly Rowland, mr, Seattle
Ken Lebensold, mr, Lisbon
Ken Opener, rp, Cambridge
Kenan Rockmore, ss, Los Angeles
Kendrick Lamar, lf, Compton
Kevin Nogilny, rf, San Jose
Kevon Looney, rp, on waivers
Kiki de Montparnasse, 1b, Milan
Kilo Apogee Mind, ss, Multiverse
Kitty Fisher, 1b, Milan
Klay Thompson, c, Baltimore
Kthanid, 1b, Gotham
Kurt Waldemar Tschenscher, ss, Kratovo
Kylie Cox, sp, Cambridge

LaTavia Roberson, 1b, Seattle
Lafew, ss, Stratford
Lanfear, sp, Two Rivers
Laughing Jasper Flint, 2b, Multiverse
Lauren Order, lf, Cambridge
Lavatch, sp, Stratford
Legolas Greenleaf, rf, Stratford
Lenny Bruce, ss, Tel Aviv
Leonard Cohen, sp, Tel Aviv
Leonard Rodriguez, lf, Los Angeles
Leonardo, 1b, on waivers
Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, 2b, Lisbon
Leslie Burke, 3b, Paddington
Leslie Higgins, 2b, Los Angeles
Levon Hold, mr, Toontown/Cambridge
Lew Moxon, rp, on waivers
Lieutenant Rasczak, rf, on waivers
Linus Yale Jr., lf, Cyberspace
Livie Rose Henderson, mr, Cyberspace
Lola Brooke, 2b, Compton
Lola Young, rp, Seattle
Lord Scrope, rf, Stratford
Lotho Corrupt Shirriff, rf, Multiverse
Louis Chevrolet, 3b, Lisbon
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Circus
Luigi Bord, rf, Cambridge
Luis Enrique Martinez Garcia, 3b, Kratovo
Luka Doncic, sp, Baltimore

Madame Zodiac, cf, Gotham
Magnitude, rp, Los Angeles
Malice, rp, Compton
Malygos, mr, Circus
Man-Bat, sp, Gotham
Marcel Bich, rp, Lisbon
Marchesa Dealer of Death, 1b, Multiverse
Maren Morris, sp, Seattle
Margaret Simon, 2b, Paddington
Margaret Thatcher, mr, Brussels
Margaret Zhang, sp, Milan
Margaux Hemingway, 2b, Milan
Marge Innovera, 2b, Cambridge
Maria Teresa de Silva, sp, Milan
Mario McRlwain, sp, San Jose
Mark Aguirre, ss, Baltimore
Marquis de Sade, lf, Lisbon
Marvin the Martian, c, Toontown
Mary Lou Retton, lf, Lake Placid
Masked Wolf, ss, Seattle
Matt Berninger, lf, Seattle
Maurice Couve de Murville, 1b, Brussels
Max Chapman, 3b, Los Angeles
Maya Hart, rp, Los Angeles
Meg Murry, mr, Paddington
Mehdi Hasan, 1b, Cyberspace
Memphis Dupay, ss, Kratovo
Mia Hamm, 3b, on waivers
Michael Rosenbaum, ss, on waivers
Michelangelo, rf, Toontown
Michelangelo, rp, Circus
Mickey Mouse, c, Toontown
Mika Schneider, rf, Milan
Mikaela Shiffrin, rf, Lake Placid
Mike Eruzione, ss, Lake Placid
Mike Truk, c, San Jose
Milton S. Hershey, lf, Lisbon
Minnie Mouse, rp, Toontown
Misael Escuti, sp, Kratovo
Mischa Turnov, cf, Cambridge
Mm'menon the Right Hand, 1b, on waivers
Mo Farah, rf, Lake Placid
Monica Abbott, c, on waivers
Monica Hansen, sp, Milan
Morgan Wallen, 1b, Seattle
Morgase Trakand, rp, San Jose
Mr. Freeze, mr, Gotham
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Circus
Ms. Bumbleflower, mr, Multiverse

NLE Choppa, cf, Compton
Nadia Comaneci, sp, Lake Placid
Nancy Wheeler, lf, Paddington
Natalie Hemby, mr, on waivers
Nate Thurmond, lf, Baltimore
Neal Broten, 2b, Compton
Ned Ludd, 3b, on waivers
Neelam Gill, sp, Milan
Neil Diamond, 2b, Tel Aviv
Nicholas IV, sp, Vatican
Nick Cave, c, on waivers
Nikolay Latyshev, 1b, Kratovo
Noam Sayin, 1b, Cambridge
Noname, rf, Compton
Nora Morse, 3b, Cambridge
Nynaeve al'Meara, ss, Two Rivers
Nyssa Raatko, mr, Gotham

Oddisee, sp, Compton
Oko Thief of Crowns, mr, Multiverse
Olive Presser, sp, Cambridge
Oliver Tyler, mr, Los Angeles
Olivia Kendall, lf, Los Angeles
Olivia Rodrigo, 3b, Seattle
Onson Sweemey, c, San Jose
Open Mike Eagle, rp, Lake Placid
Oscar de la Hoya, mr, Lake Placid

Padan Fain, cf, Two Rivers
Paighon, 2b, Seattle
Parolles, sp, on waivers
Pat Benatar, sp, Seattle
Paul Arizen, rp, Baltimore
Pepe Le Pew, sp, Toontown
Perdita, lf, Stratford
Pernell Whitaker, c, Lake Placid
Perrin Aybara, c, on waivers
Perry Farrell, ss, on waivers
Pete Wentz, mr, Stratford
Peter Boleslaw Schmeichel, sp, Kratovo
Philip Leroy, 3b, Paddington
Phillies Karen, sp, on waivers
Phillip John-William Cocu, 2b, on waivers
Pierre Georges Louis Capdeville, rp, Kratovo
Pierre Mendes France, lf, on waivers
Pius XIII, 1b, Vatican
Polixenes, c, Stratford
Porky Pig, sp, Toontown

Queen Isabel, rf, Stratford

Ra's al Ghul, c, Gotham
Rachel Griffin-Accurso, sp, Tel Aviv
Raest, rp, Tel Aviv
Ragost Deft Gastronaut, ss, Multiverse
Ramon Mayeregger, rp, Kratovo
Ramsay MacDonald, ss, Brussels
Raul Chamgerlain, 3b, San Jose
Redfoo, 2b, Tel Aviv
Reginald James Leafe, sp, on waivers
Rey McSriff, lf, San Jose
Rhuarc of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, 1b, San Jose
Richard Gatling, rf, Lisbon
Rick Barry, sp, Baltimore
Rik Smits, 3b, Baltimore
Rita Ora, cf, Seattle
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Robert Adam, rp, Cambridge
Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 1b, Toontown
Robert Peel, rf, Brussels
Roberto Luongo, sp, Lake Placid
Roland Daggett, rf, Gotham
Ron Funches, rp, Circus
Rosa Diaz, rp, Los Angeles
Rupert Thorne, 1b, on waivers
Ryan Crouser, cf, Lake Placid

Sad Hamster, rf, Cyberspace
Sam Houston, sp, Lisbon
Sam McKinney, 3b, on waivers
Sam Puckett, c, on waivers
Sami Wildcat Captain, rp, Multiverse
Samuel German, 1b, Lisbon
Samuel J. Westing, sp, Paddington
Samuel Maverick, cf, Lisbon
Samuel de Champlain, mr, Lisbon
Sandy Murry, c, Paddington
Sarkkhan, mr, on waivers
Scott Dourque, sp, San Jose
Sean Dunn, sp, Cyberspace
Sergio Gonella, 1b, Kratovo
Serrat, 1b, Stratford
Sexyy Red, 3b, Compton
Shaboozey, rf, Seattle
Shawty Lo, 1b, Compton
Sheryl Sandberg, sp, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Shown Furcotte, sp, San Jose
Silanah, rp, Vatican
Simone Biles, 3b, Lake Placid
Sir Archibald Murray, sp, Brussels
Sir Thomas Grey, ss, Stratford
Sleve McDichael, sp, San Jose
Smino, rp, Compton
Socrates, sp, Circus
Speedy Gonzales, sp, Toontown
St. Celestine V, cf, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Circus
Stanley Baldwin, rp, Brussels
Stanley Kubrick, rp, Tel Aviv
Stephen Curry, cf, Baltimore
Steve Christoff, cf, Kratovo
Steve Prefontaine, mr, Lake Placid
Steward, lf, Stratford
Stove God Cooks, sp, Compton
Suroth Sabelle Meldarath, sp, on waivers
Syd Barrett, 3b, Seattle
Syr Vondam the Lucent, sp, Multiverse
Szarel Genesis Shepherd, rp, Multiverse

Taika Waititi, 1b, Tel Aviv
Talia al Ghul, rp, Gotham
Tannuk Steadfast Second, sp, Multiverse
Taringail Damodred, 2b, Two Rivers
Tayschrenn, cf, on waivers
Tee Grizzley, sp, Compton
Terry Jeffords, 2b, on waivers
The Clock King, 1b, Gotham
The Gitrog Ravenous Ride, sp, Multiverse
The Infamous Cruelclaw, rp, on waivers
The Scarecrow, ss, Gotham
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, rp, Cyberspace
Thomdril Merrilin, rf, Two Rivers
Tia Landry, sp, Los Angeles
Tim Hardaway, sp, Baltimore
Tim Miller, 1b, Cyberspace
Tim Pool, 1b, on waivers
Tim Sandaele, cf, San Jose
Tinybones the Pickpocket, cf, Multiverse
Todd Golden, 3b, Tel Aviv
Tony Smehrik, 1b, San Jose
Tony Zucco, rp, Gotham
Topper, lf, Tel Aviv
Tor, c, Milan
Travis Best, lf, Baltimore
Trinity Rodman, 2b, on waivers
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Turtle Wexler, 1b, Paddington
Tynesha McCarty-Wroten, lf, Cyberspace

Ubu, cf, Paddington
Ugluk of the White Hand, lf, Paddington
Ulysses Up, 1b, Cambridge
Urban III, 1b, Vatican
Urban IV, rp, Vatican
Urban VI, rp, Vatican

Vera Lee Isay, sp, Cambridge
Verin Mathwin, 3b, San Jose
Victor Zsasz, c, Gotham
Victorine Meurent, rp, Milan
Vidkun Quisling, sp, on waivers
Vince Staples, rp, Compton
Vinicius Jose Paixao de Oliveira Junior, c, Kratovo
Vittore Carpaccio, rp, Vatican
Vittoria Ceretti, rp, Milan
Vivienne Rohner, ss, Milan
Vladimir Myshkin, ss, on waivers
Vladislav Tretiak, ss, Lake Placid
Voice Input Child Identicant, lf, on waivers
Vordavoss, rp, on waivers

Wakko Warner, mr, Toontown
Walter W. Winans, rp, Lake Placid
Wayne Gretzky, c, Lake Placid
Widow Capilet, sp, Stratford
Wilbert Gore, rp, Lisbon
Wile E. Coyote, 3b, Toontown
Will Eisner, rp, on waivers
William Ewart Gladstone, sp, Brussels
William Henry Hoover, rp, Lisbon
William Lamb, 2b, Brussels
William Le Baron Jenney, rp, Brussels
William Penn, 1b, Lisbon
Willie Dustice, lf, San Jose
Wilt Chamberlain, 2b, Baltimore

Xa'ligha, mr, Gotham/on waivers
Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, ss, Multiverse

Yakko Warner, mr, Toontown
Yelawolf, mr, on waivers
Yhoundeh, rf, on waivers
Yibb-Tstll, lf, Gotham
Yomagn'tho, cf, Gotham
Yosemite Sam, c, Toontown
Yvette Guilbert, rf, Milan

Zarine Bashere, c, Two Rivers
Zaza Pachulia, mr, on waivers
Zeddie Little, rp, Toontown
Zohran Mamdani, 1b, Cyberspace
chatGPT, c, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Alexander IV, Vatican
Ally Dawson, Los Angeles
Arnaldo David Cezar Coelho, Kratovo
Benedict XII, Vatican
Benjamin Hall 1st Baron Llanover, Lisbon
Bertram, Stratford
Bingo Smith, Baltimore
Blake Sennett, Seattle
Bristly Bill Spine Sower, Multiverse
Carlos Antenna, Cambridge
Carson Shaw, Los Angeles
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Darius Weems, Compton
Destroy Lonely, Compton
Haley Pham, Cyberspace
Harold Wilson, Brussels
Harry Houdini, Tel Aviv
He Cong, Paddington
Jordan Poole, on waivers
Karl Dandleton, San Jose
Klay Thompson, Baltimore
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Circus
Marvin the Martian, Toontown
Mickey Mouse, Toontown
Mike Truk, San Jose
Monica Abbott, on waivers
Nick Cave, on waivers
Onson Sweemey, San Jose
Pernell Whitaker, Lake Placid
Perrin Aybara, on waivers
Polixenes, Stratford
Ra's al Ghul, Gotham
Sam Puckett, on waivers
Sandy Murry, Paddington
Tor, Milan
Victor Zsasz, Gotham
Vinicius Jose Paixao de Oliveira Junior, Kratovo
Wayne Gretzky, Lake Placid
Yosemite Sam, Toontown
Zarine Bashere, Two Rivers
chatGPT, Cyberspace

First Basemen

Arthur Balfour, Brussels
Bl. Eugene III, Vatican
Calvin O'Keefe, Paddington
Catharine, on waivers
Chiad of the Stones River sept of the Goshien Aiel, Two Rivers
Darko Milicic, on waivers
Derek, Los Angeles
Doechii, Compton
Earl of Cambridge, Stratford
Edward Smith-Stanley, on waivers
Eric the Fish, Circus
Jason Kidd, Baltimore
Jesse Lee Reno, Lisbon
Jon Scheyer, Tel Aviv
Kiki de Montparnasse, Milan
Kitty Fisher, Milan
Kthanid, Gotham
LaTavia Roberson, Seattle
Leonardo, on waivers
Marchesa Dealer of Death, Multiverse
Maurice Couve de Murville, Brussels
Mehdi Hasan, Cyberspace
Mm'menon the Right Hand, on waivers
Morgan Wallen, Seattle
Nikolay Latyshev, Kratovo
Noam Sayin, Cambridge
Pius XIII, Vatican
Rhuarc of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, San Jose
Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, Toontown
Rupert Thorne, on waivers
Samuel German, Lisbon
Sergio Gonella, Kratovo
Serrat, Stratford
Shawty Lo, Compton
Taika Waititi, Tel Aviv
The Clock King, Gotham
Tim Miller, Cyberspace
Tim Pool, on waivers
Tony Smehrik, San Jose
Turtle Wexler, Paddington
Ulysses Up, Cambridge
Urban III, Vatican
William Penn, Lisbon
Zohran Mamdani, Cyberspace

Second Basemen

Abraham Klein, Kratovo
Adam Morrison, Baltimore
Alex Morgan, Lake Placid
Anarky, Gotham
Anastasius IV, Vatican
Andreea Diaconu, on waivers
Anomander Rake, Stratford/on waivers
Antonio Sbardella, Kratovo
Archbishop of Canterbury, on waivers
Audrey Munson, Milan
Beyonce Knowles, Stratford
Billy Joel, Tel Aviv
Bonny Pall Clearcutter, Multiverse
Carmine Falcone, Gotham
Celestine III, Kratovo
Chelsea Handler, Tel Aviv
Clement V, Vatican
Confucius, Circus
Connor Estelle, Cyberspace
Corlath, Paddington
Crone, Tel Aviv
Damer Flinn, San Jose
Doctor Death, Gotham
Donatello, Toontown
Dot Matrix, Cambridge
Emily Warren, Milan
Eugene Poubelle, Lisbon
Galadedrid Damodred, San Jose
Gina Linetti, Los Angeles
Guy Mollet, Brussels
Herbert Henry Asquith, Brussels
Herid Fel, Two Rivers
Isabella Eugenie Boyer, on waivers
Laughing Jasper Flint, Multiverse
Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, Lisbon
Leslie Higgins, Los Angeles
Lola Brooke, Compton
Margaret Simon, Paddington
Margaux Hemingway, Milan
Marge Innovera, Cambridge
Neal Broten, Compton
Neil Diamond, Tel Aviv
Paighon, Seattle
Phillip John-William Cocu, on waivers
Redfoo, Tel Aviv
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Taringail Damodred, Two Rivers
Terry Jeffords, on waivers
Trinity Rodman, on waivers
William Lamb, Brussels
Wilt Chamberlain, Baltimore

Third Basemen

Angela del Moro, Milan
Antoine Pinay, Brussels
Benjamin Disraeli, Brussels
Bette Midler, Tel Aviv
Birgitte Silverbow, Two Rivers
Bl. Urban V, Vatican
Brad Daugherty, Stratford
Brother Eye, Gotham
Cadsuane Melaidhrin, Two Rivers
Callixtus II, Vatican
Carla Vroom, Cambridge
Cassius Clay, Lake Placid
David Byrne, Multiverse
David Lowery, Seattle
Elsha Threefold Master, Multiverse
Fblthp Lost on the Range, Multiverse
Glenallen Mixon, San Jose
Imane Khelif, Cyberspace
Innocent VI, Vatican
Ja Rule, Circus
Jacob Shane Roshkow, Cyberspace
Jeromy Gride, on waivers
Jess Aarons, Paddington
John Bates, Stratford
Leslie Burke, Paddington
Louis Chevrolet, Lisbon
Luis Enrique Martinez Garcia, Kratovo
Max Chapman, Los Angeles
Mia Hamm, on waivers
Ned Ludd, on waivers
Nora Morse, Cambridge
Olivia Rodrigo, Seattle
Philip Leroy, Paddington
Raul Chamgerlain, San Jose
Rik Smits, Baltimore
Sam McKinney, on waivers
Sexyy Red, Compton
Simone Biles, Lake Placid
Syd Barrett, Seattle
Todd Golden, Tel Aviv
Verin Mathwin, San Jose
Wile E. Coyote, Toontown

Shortstops

$crim, Compton
Abelina Sabrina Rios, Cyberspace
Ashton Hall, Cyberspace
B.G., Circus
Bobson Dugnutt, San Jose
Carmen Ibanez, Compton
Clement III, Vatican
David Burbank, Lisbon
Dennys Murry, Paddington
Dorothy Gibson, Milan
Dot Snice, Paddington
Dua Lipa, Seattle
Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan, San Jose
Erestor of the Council, Multiverse
Eshki Dragonclaw, Multiverse
Eureka Garlic, Stratford
Fred Knott, Cambridge
Gaston Glock, Lisbon
Ghisguth, Circus
Greta Gill, Los Angeles
Jim Morrison, Circus
Joe Chill, Gotham
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-n�rnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-sh�nedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
Josh Howard, Baltimore
Kenan Rockmore, Los Angeles
Kilo Apogee Mind, Multiverse
Kurt Waldemar Tschenscher, Kratovo
Lafew, Stratford
Lenny Bruce, Tel Aviv
Mark Aguirre, Baltimore
Masked Wolf, Seattle
Memphis Dupay, Kratovo
Michael Rosenbaum, on waivers
Mike Eruzione, Lake Placid
Nynaeve al'Meara, Two Rivers
Perry Farrell, on waivers
Ragost Deft Gastronaut, Multiverse
Ramsay MacDonald, Brussels
Sir Thomas Grey, Stratford
The Scarecrow, Gotham
Vivienne Rohner, Milan
Vladimir Myshkin, on waivers
Vladislav Tretiak, Lake Placid
Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, Multiverse

Left Fielders

Alexander Ovechkin, Lake Placid
Anok Yai, Milan
Baron Bertram Graywater, Multiverse
Billy Wilder, Tel Aviv
Braden Peters, Cyberspace
Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes, Kratovo
Catwoman, Gotham
D Smoke, on waivers
Democritus, Circus
Dion, Seattle
Edward Heath, Brussels
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Finneas Ace Archer, Multiverse
Flo Milli, Compton
Gilbert Gottfried, Tel Aviv
Jay Walker, Cambridge
Jill Kortleve, Milan
John Deere, Lisbon
John Russell, Brussels
Kendrick Lamar, Compton
Lauren Order, Cambridge
Leonard Rodriguez, Los Angeles
Linus Yale Jr., Cyberspace
Marquis de Sade, Lisbon
Mary Lou Retton, Lake Placid
Matt Berninger, Seattle
Milton S. Hershey, Lisbon
Nancy Wheeler, Paddington
Nate Thurmond, Baltimore
Olivia Kendall, Los Angeles
Perdita, Stratford
Pierre Mendes France, on waivers
Rey McSriff, San Jose
Steward, Stratford
Topper, Tel Aviv
Travis Best, Baltimore
Tynesha McCarty-Wroten, Cyberspace
Ugluk of the White Hand, Paddington
Voice Input Child Identicant, on waivers
Willie Dustice, San Jose
Yibb-Tstll, Gotham

Center Fielders

Adele Bloch-Bauer, Milan
Alex Murry, Paddington
Antigonus, Stratford
Antonio Wilson Vieira Honorio, on waivers
Archibald Primrose, Brussels
Baha al-Din al-Amili, on waivers
Bishop of Ely, Stratford
Bl. Benedict XI, Vatican
Christine Campbell, Los Angeles
Cleo Abram, Cyberspace
Coltaine, Tel Aviv
Dan Martin Nataniel Dahlin, Kratovo
Dean Wesrey, on waivers
Dot Stubadd, Cambridge
Duke of Florence, Stratford
Eric Decker, Cyberspace
Frederick John Robinson, Brussels
Geoffrey Butler, Los Angeles
Gossamer, Toontown
Inspector Flying Fox, Circus
Inspector Leopard, Circus
Jim Craig, Lake Placid
Joan Osborne, Gotham
Kate Murry, Paddington
Madame Zodiac, Gotham
Mischa Turnov, Cambridge
NLE Choppa, Compton
Padan Fain, Two Rivers
Rita Ora, Seattle
Ryan Crouser, Lake Placid
Samuel Maverick, Lisbon
St. Celestine V, Vatican
Stephen Curry, Baltimore
Steve Christoff, Kratovo
Tayschrenn, on waivers
Tim Sandaele, San Jose
Tinybones the Pickpocket, Multiverse
Ubu, Paddington
Yomagn'tho, Gotham

Right Fielders

Adrian IV, Vatican
Amy Santiago, Los Angeles
Antony Blinken, on waivers
Bryan Jafet Ruiz Gonzalez, Kratovo
Charles Edward Spearman, Lisbon
Clement Attlee, Brussels
Donovan Mitchell, Baltimore
Doris Shutt, Cambridge
Doug Hoo, Paddington
Dr. Rachael Gunn, Vatican
Gary Payton II, Baltimore
Haliey Welch, Cyberspace
Jaclyn Nesheiwat, Los Angeles
Jain Charin, San Jose
Jarrett Allen, Compton
Jeanne Hebuterne, Milan
Jerry Stiller, Tel Aviv
Joannes Julianus Langenus, Kratovo
John XXII, Vatican
Juvenile, Circus
Kevin Nogilny, San Jose
Legolas Greenleaf, Stratford
Lieutenant Rasczak, on waivers
Lord Scrope, Stratford
Lotho Corrupt Shirriff, Multiverse
Luigi Bord, Cambridge
Michelangelo, Toontown
Mika Schneider, Milan
Mikaela Shiffrin, Lake Placid
Mo Farah, Lake Placid
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Noname, Compton
Queen Isabel, Stratford
Richard Gatling, Lisbon
Robert Peel, Brussels
Roland Daggett, Gotham
Sad Hamster, Cyberspace
Shaboozey, Seattle
Thomdril Merrilin, Two Rivers
Yhoundeh, on waivers
Yvette Guilbert, Milan

Starting Pitchers

Alex Consani, Multiverse
Alfred Hajos, Lake Placid
Alison Krauss, Seattle
Andrew Bonar Law, Gotham
Andy Byron, Tel Aviv
Angharad Crewe, Paddington
Anita Hammer, Cambridge
Artur Paendrag Tanreall, San Jose
Bengt Olov Emanuel Gustavsson, Kratovo
BigXthaPlug, Compton
Bl. Gregory X, Vatican
Bl. Victor III, Vatican
Brandi Carlile, Seattle
Captain Fluellen, Stratford
Carmy Berzatto, Los Angeles
Catman, Gotham
Charles Wallace, Paddington
Chris Mullin, Baltimore
Chris Ostroushko, Cyberspace
Chris Stapleton, Seattle
Clayface, Gotham
Coach Beard, Los Angeles
CupcakKe, Compton
Diana, Stratford
Dirk Nowitzki, Baltimore
Douglas Drury, Lisbon
Dr. Winston, Circus
Draymond Green, Baltimore
Edgar Faure, Brussels
Edward Lawrence Logan, Lisbon
Elihu Yale, on waivers
Elmindreda Farshaw, Two Rivers
Eugenides, Paddington
Fei Fei Sun, Milan
Fiorello Henry La Guardia, on waivers
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
Foghorn Leghorn, Toontown
Gala Dali, Milan
Gawyn Trakand, Two Rivers
George Hamilton-Gordon, Brussels
Ginger Vitis, Cambridge
Gregory XI, Vatican
Haywood Jabuzoff, Cambridge
Heart's Blood, on waivers
Heraclitus, Circus
Hermione, Stratford
Hilary Knight, Lake Placid
Honorius III, Cambridge
Horton, on waivers
Hugo Strange, Tel Aviv
Jerri Blank, Los Angeles
Jessie Diggins, Lake Placid
Joe Frazier, Lake Placid
John Carter Cash, Seattle
John Keith Taylor, Kratovo
Joseph Laniel, Brussels
Juan Jose Ayra Martinez, Kratovo
KOTA the friend, Compton
Kylie Cox, Cambridge
Lanfear, Two Rivers
Lavatch, Stratford
Leonard Cohen, Tel Aviv
Luka Doncic, Baltimore
Man-Bat, Gotham
Maren Morris, Seattle
Margaret Zhang, Milan
Maria Teresa de Silva, Milan
Mario McRlwain, San Jose
Misael Escuti, Kratovo
Monica Hansen, Milan
Nadia Comaneci, Lake Placid
Neelam Gill, Milan
Nicholas IV, Vatican
Oddisee, Compton
Olive Presser, Cambridge
Parolles, on waivers
Pat Benatar, Seattle
Pepe Le Pew, Toontown
Peter Boleslaw Schmeichel, Kratovo
Phillies Karen, on waivers
Porky Pig, Toontown
Rachel Griffin-Accurso, Tel Aviv
Reginald James Leafe, on waivers
Rick Barry, Baltimore
Roberto Luongo, Lake Placid
Sam Houston, Lisbon
Samuel J. Westing, Paddington
Scott Dourque, San Jose
Sean Dunn, Cyberspace
Sheryl Sandberg, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Shown Furcotte, San Jose
Sir Archibald Murray, Brussels
Sleve McDichael, San Jose
Socrates, Circus
Speedy Gonzales, Toontown
St. Thomas Aquinas, Circus
Stove God Cooks, Compton
Suroth Sabelle Meldarath, on waivers
Syr Vondam the Lucent, Multiverse
Tannuk Steadfast Second, Multiverse
Tee Grizzley, Compton
The Gitrog Ravenous Ride, Multiverse
Tia Landry, Los Angeles
Tim Hardaway, Baltimore
Vera Lee Isay, Cambridge
Vidkun Quisling, on waivers
Widow Capilet, Stratford
William Ewart Gladstone, Brussels

Middle Relievers

Alberta Devor, Cyberspace
Amine, Compton
Ava Tread, Cambridge
Baylen the Haymaker, Gotham
Benson Boone, Seattle
Betor Ancestor's Voice, Multiverse
Bruce Pearl, Tel Aviv
Calvin Harris, Seattle
Claude, Cyberspace
Coi Leray, Compton
Countess of Roussillon, on waivers
Darryl Archideld, on waivers
Dooley Blight, Los Angeles
Elliott Gould, on waivers
Emma Hamilton, Milan
Feather the Redeemed, Circus
George Canning, Brussels/on waivers
George Reader, Kratovo
Ger Duaney, Brussels
Gottfried Dienst, on waivers
Haral Luhhan, San Jose
James Van Allen, Lisbon
Jason Richardson, Baltimore
Jeff Goldblum, Tel Aviv
Joey Valence, Compton
John XXI, on waivers
Kelly Rowland, Seattle
Ken Lebensold, Lisbon
Levon Hold, Toontown/Cambridge
Livie Rose Henderson, Cyberspace
Malygos, Circus
Margaret Thatcher, Brussels
Meg Murry, Paddington
Mr. Freeze, Gotham
Ms. Bumbleflower, Multiverse
Natalie Hemby, on waivers
Nyssa Raatko, Gotham
Oko Thief of Crowns, Multiverse
Oliver Tyler, Los Angeles
Oscar de la Hoya, Lake Placid
Pete Wentz, Stratford
Samuel de Champlain, Lisbon
Sarkkhan, on waivers
Steve Prefontaine, Lake Placid
Wakko Warner, Toontown
Xa'ligha, Gotham/on waivers
Yakko Warner, Toontown
Yelawolf, on waivers
Zaza Pachulia, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Adam Aleksic, Cyberspace
Adin David Ross, Cyberspace
Adrian V, Vatican
Akki, Paddington
Ali Akbar Isfahani, Brussels
Alpharael Dreaming Acolyte, Multiverse
Amaresu, Two Rivers
Amys of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, San Jose
Andrew Bogut, Baltimore
Angelina Kendall, Milan
Ann Marie, Los Angeles
Antawn Jamison, Baltimore
Antonio McDyess, Baltimore
Aragorn the Uniter, on waivers
Arthur Wellesley, Brussels
Azathoth, Gotham
Bain of the Black Rock sept of the Shaarad Aiel, Two Rivers
Bayle Domon, Two Rivers
Benedictus XVII, Vatican
Bernard Sumner, Seattle
Bobby Flanagan, Los Angeles
Boniface IX, Vatican
Borachio, Stratford
Burrill Bernard Crohn, Lisbon
Cael Sanderson, Lake Placid
Captain Jamy, Stratford
Carrie Desofa, Cambridge
Charles George Reinier Corver, Kratovo
Charlotte, Paddington
Cimorene, Paddington
Clement IV, on waivers
Clement the Worrywort, Multiverse
Darius Garland, on waivers
David Blaine, Tel Aviv
David Copperfield, Tel Aviv
Dick Fosbury, Lake Placid
Doctor Hurt, Gotham
Duke of Clarence, Stratford
Dwigt Rortugal, San Jose
Edmond Halley, Lisbon
Edward O'Hare, Lisbon
Emma Dupont, Milan
Evan Mobley, Baltimore
Flora Baumbach, Paddington
Garrett Lambert, Los Angeles
Gaul of the Imran sept of the Shaarad Aiel, San Jose
Gene Wilder, Tel Aviv
Gina Gogean, on waivers
Gizele Oliveira, on waivers
Gladys Overwith, Cambridge
Goofy, Toontown
Gwilym Sainsbury, Seattle
Hannah Neeleman, Cyberspace
Hanumankind, Compton
Hasan Dogan Piker, Cyberspace
Henry John Temple, Brussels
Hezly Rivera, Lake Placid
Ian Duncan, Los Angeles
Immanuel Kant, Circus
Irene, Paddington
Jaiden Dittfach, Baltimore
Jan Tomaszewski, Kratovo
Jane Avril, Milan
Janet Yellen, Seattle
Jermaine O'Neal, Baltimore
Johnny Hickman, Seattle
Jose Pedro Malheiro de Sa, Kratovo
Josephine Hopper, on waivers
Jurrien Timber, Kratovo
Ken Opener, Cambridge
Kevon Looney, on waivers
Lew Moxon, on waivers
Lola Young, Seattle
Magnitude, Los Angeles
Malice, Compton
Marcel Bich, Lisbon
Maya Hart, Los Angeles
Michelangelo, Circus
Minnie Mouse, Toontown
Morgase Trakand, San Jose
Open Mike Eagle, Lake Placid
Paul Arizen, Baltimore
Pierre Georges Louis Capdeville, Kratovo
Raest, Tel Aviv
Ramon Mayeregger, Kratovo
Robert Adam, Cambridge
Ron Funches, Circus
Rosa Diaz, Los Angeles
Sami Wildcat Captain, Multiverse
Silanah, Vatican
Smino, Compton
Stanley Baldwin, Brussels
Stanley Kubrick, Tel Aviv
Szarel Genesis Shepherd, Multiverse
Talia al Ghul, Gotham
The Infamous Cruelclaw, on waivers
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, Cyberspace
Tony Zucco, Gotham
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
Urban IV, Vatican
Urban VI, Vatican
Victorine Meurent, Milan
Vince Staples, Compton
Vittore Carpaccio, Vatican
Vittoria Ceretti, Milan
Vordavoss, on waivers
Walter W. Winans, Lake Placid
Wilbert Gore, Lisbon
Will Eisner, on waivers
William Henry Hoover, Lisbon
William Le Baron Jenney, Brussels
Zeddie Little, Toontown