Roster for Hollywood Hosts of Culver City:

Catchers:

• 1464 John Anderson, 23, c (127 G, -2.6 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 946 Jenny McCarthy, 29, 1b (299 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1739 Kennedy, 21, 1b (45 G, 1.2 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 720 Mathias Sindelar, 29, 2b (327 G, -2.3 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 27, 3b (346 G, 2.9 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 891 Alfonso Ribeiro, 30, ss (326 G, -3.8 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1454 Julie Chen, 25, ss (225 G, -3.3 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1753 Chris Harrison, 20, ss (28 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 662 Art Linkletter, 28, lf (384 G, 1.8 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 633 Jan Fischer, 28, lf (378 G, -1.0 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 29, cf (456 G, -7.2 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1490 Sam Shepard, 24, rf (134 G, -1.2 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1652 Face, 20, rf (91 G, -5.3 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 30, sp (209 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 28, sp (123 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1358 Sugar Ray Leonard, 25, sp (90 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1030 Kevin Pollak, 28, mr (164 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1061 Peter Marshall, 26, mr (90 G, -9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 28, rp (235 G, 10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 28, rp (208 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1797 Ken Ober, 20, rp (23 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1041 Donald Trump, 28, 1b (174 G, 1.1 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 28, rp (143 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1637 Stick Stickly, 23, 3b (54 G, -3.6 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1764 John Davidson, 21, sp (2 G, -37.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1707 Steve Harvey, 21, rp (who?)