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SimBase Players, Year 15
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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
- Adolph Coors, sp, Industry
- Adrianne Curry, rp, on waivers
- Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
- Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
- Alan Alda, rp, Terra
- Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
- Albert Gobat, rp, on waivers
- Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
- Albrecht Kossel, rf, Stockholm
- Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
- Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
- Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
- Alfred Jarry, ss, Broadway
- Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
- Alfred Uhry, 2b, Broadway
- Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
- Ali Landry, c, Milan
- Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
- Allen Cunningham, rp, Las Vegas
- Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
- Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
- Alyssa Miller, rp, Milan
- Amber Valletta, 3b, Milan
- Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
- Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Andre the Giant, 1b, Kratovo/on waivers
- Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
- Andris Berzins, sp, Brussels
- Andris Berzins PM, 2b, Brussels
- Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
- Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
- Anne Robinson, mr, on waivers
- Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, 3b, Brussels/on waivers
- Antal Szabo, sp, Seattle
- Anton Chekhov, 2b, Industry
- Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
- Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
- Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Kratovo
- Arnold Jackson, ss, Los Angeles
- Arnold Ruutel, sp, on waivers
- Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
- Arthur Fonzarelli, rp, Los Angeles
- Arthur Miller, c, Kratovo
- Auguste Beernaert, sp, Stockholm
B
- Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
- Barney Miller, lf, Los Angeles
- Barry N. Malzberg, mr, Seattle
- Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
- Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
- Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, ss, Los Angeles
- Bertolt Brecht, rp, Kratovo
- Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
- Big John Studd, rf, Stamford
- Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
- Billy Baxter, rp, on waivers
- Billy Eisenberg, 3b, on waivers
- Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, on waivers
- Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
- Bozo Broketa, cf, Pittsburgh
- Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
- Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
- Brooke Burns, c, Los Angeles
- Bruno Mars, mr, Seattle
C
- C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
- Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
- Carrot Top, rp, Pittsburgh
- Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
- Cedric the Owl, c, Seattle
- Celes Chere, rp, Broadway
- Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo
- Charles William Post, lf, on waivers
- Charmander, 2b, Brussels
- Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
- Chris Harrison, ss, Hollywood
- Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
- Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
- Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
- Christopher Isherwood, 3b, Brussels
- Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
- Clarice Starling, 3b, Kratovo
- Clark Kent, 1b, on waivers
- Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
- Coco Chanel, rp, on waivers
- Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
- Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
- Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
- Cookie Masterson, c, on waivers
- Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Seattle/on waivers
- Crash Holly, ss, Stamford/on waivers
- Crono, 2b, Terra
- Cyan Garamonde, 1b, Broadway
D
- D'Lo Brown, rf, Stamford
- Daisy Fuentes, 1b, Los Angeles
- Danielle Lloyd, lf, Milan
- Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
- Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
- David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
- David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles/Terra/on waivers
- David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
- Denise Richards, sp, Milan
- Dexter Holland, ss, San Jose
- Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
- Dobie Gillis, rf, Los Angeles
- Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
- Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
- Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
- Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
- Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
- Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
- Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
- Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
- Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry
E
- E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
- E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
- ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
- Earl, c, Kratovo
- Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn
- Eddie Vedder, ss, Seattle
- Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
- Edgar Pangborn, rp, Brussels
- Elie Ducommun, mr, Los Angeles
- Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
- Elle Macpherson, sp, Milan
- Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
- Enda Kenny, ss, Stamford
- Enrico Fermi, 3b, Los Angeles
- Eric Frank Russell, rp, Brooklyn
- Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
- Erik Eriksen, 1b, Brussels
- Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
- Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
- Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
- Estee Lauder, rp, Industry/Dodge City
- Eugene Debs, c, Industry
- Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
- Evan Dando, 1b, Seattle
F
- Face, rf, Hollywood
- Faith Herbert, cf, Pittsburgh
- Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
- Fighter, rf, Kratovo
- Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
- Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
- Flea, c, Seattle
- Florida Evans, rp, Las Vegas
- Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
- Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
- Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Hollywood
- Francis Beaumont, rp, Broadway
- Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
- Franklin Dodge, ss, Dodge City/Industry
- Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
- Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
- Fredrik Bajer, sp, Stockholm
- Friedrich Durrenmatt, 2b, Broadway
- Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
- Friedrich Weyerhauser, 2b, Industry
- Fritz Leiber, 3b, Stamford/on waivers
G
- Gaear Grimsrud, sp, Pittsburgh
- Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
- George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
- George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
- George Burns, mr, Terra
- George Jefferson, c, Dodge City
- George S. Kaufman, ss, on waivers
- George Westinghouse, rf, on waivers
- Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
- Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
- Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
- Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
- Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
- Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
- Glenn Curtiss, cf, Brussels/on waivers
- Gloria Allred, rp, Dodge City
- Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
- Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
- Grand Duke Jean, mr, Stamford
- Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
- Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
- Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
- Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
- Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo
H
- Hal Clement, mr, Terra
- Hal Jordan, c, Terra/Los Angeles
- Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
- Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Brussels
- Hardcore Holly, rf, Stamford
- Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
- Harry Harrison, lf, Brooklyn
- Hawkslayer, rp, on waivers
- Helle Thorning-Schmidt, lf, Brussels
- Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
- Henry Durant, mr, Las Vegas
- Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
- Henryk Sienkiewicz, rp, on waivers
- Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
- Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
I
- Ilya Mechnikov, lf, on waivers
- Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
- Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
- Ivar Anni-Padda, cf, Terra
- Iveta Radicova, ss, Terra
J
- J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Los Angeles
- J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
- Jack Boniface, 1b, Terra
- Jack D. Ripper, sp, Pittsburgh
- Jack McCoy, rf, Dodge City
- Jack Szostak, cf, Los Angeles
- Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
- Jack White, lf, Stamford
- Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
- Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
- Jacob Riis, rf, on waivers
- Jacob Schick, rf, on waivers
- Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
- James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
- James Howlett, cf, Terra
- James Morrow, rp, on waivers
- James Pond, rp, San Jose
- Jan Fischer, lf, Hollywood
- Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
- Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brooklyn
- Jason Alexander, rp, Pittsburgh
- Jay Becker, 3b, Brussels
- Jay Heimowitz, mr, on waivers
- Jean Anouilh, 3b, Broadway
- Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
- Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
- Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
- Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
- Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
- Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
- Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
- Jigglypuff, sp, San Jose
- Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
- Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
- Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
- Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
- Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
- Joe Musashi, rf, San Jose
- John Anderson, c, Hollywood
- John Davidson, sp, Hollywood
- John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
- John Ford, cf, Broadway
- John Frusciante, c, Seattle
- John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
- John McBain, 1b, on waivers
- John Millington Synge, cf, Broadway/Brussels
- John Murray Forbes, 2b, Industry
- John Nash, sp, Stockholm
- John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
- John Webster, ss, on waivers
- John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, rp, Brussels
- Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
- Johnny 5, ss, Terra
- Johnny Ramone, rp, Seattle
- Jon Bauman, rp, on waivers
- Jon Stewart, sp, Terra
- Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
- Joop den Uyl, 2b, on waivers
- Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
- Jose Socrates, cf, Terra
- Joseph B. Bloomingdale, lf, Los Angeles
- Joseph Pistone, 2b, Dodge City
- Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
- Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
- Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood
K
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, Terra
- Kate Moss, ss, Milan
- Kate Upton, rp, Milan
- Kathy Ireland, c, Milan
- Kelley Deal, sp, Seattle
- Kelly Hu, rp, on waivers
- Kelly Kelly, cf, Stamford
- Ken Ober, rp, Hollywood
- Kennedy, 1b, Hollywood
- Kerri Sanborn, ss, Brussels/on waivers
- Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
- Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
- Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
- Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
- King C. Gillette, cf, Seattle
- King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
- King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
- King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
- King Leopold II, rp, Brussels
- King Leopold III, rp, Brussels
- Kirby, c, San Jose
- Kit Woolsey, 1b, Las Vegas
- Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
- Kurt Schmied, rp, Kratovo
- Kylie Bisutti, 2b, Milan
L
- Lara Stone, lf, Milan
- Larry Niven, mr, Seattle
- Latka Gravas, cf, Los Angeles
- Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brooklyn
- Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
- Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
- Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
- Leslie Feist, rp, Stamford
- Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo
- Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
- Lily Allen, mr, Broadway
- Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
- Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
- Locke Cole, ss, Brussels
- Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
- Lord Rayleigh, 3b, on waivers
- Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
- Louis Beel, cf, Brussels/Brussels
- Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
- Lucas Papademos, lf, Brussels
- Luke Skywalker, 3b, Terra/Terra/Broadway
M
- Magus, 3b, San Jose
- Marcia Brady, cf, Los Angeles/Seattle
- Margaret Atwood, rp, Brooklyn
- Marge Gunderson, rf, Pittsburgh
- Marie Curie, ss, Stockholm
- Mario Monti, ss, Brussels
- Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
- Mark McGrath, c, Brussels/on waivers
- Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
- Mary McAleese, sp, Terra
- Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
- Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Hollywood
- Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
- Max Factor, rp, Industry
- Meg White, rp, Seattle
- Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
- Melissa Rycroft, rp, Brussels
- Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
- Merkin Muffley, 1b, on waivers
- Meta Knight, c, San Jose
- Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
- Michael D. Higgins, sp, Brussels
- Michael Moorcock, lf, on waivers
- Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
- Mike Dirnt, c, on waivers
- Mike Passell, 3b, on waivers
- Mog, lf, San Jose
- Molly Holly, c, on waivers
- Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
- Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood
N
- Nei, rf, San Jose
- Neil Simon, c, Broadway
- Nery Pumpido, rp, Industry
- Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
- Nikolai Gogol, cf, Broadway
O
- O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
- Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
- Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
- Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
- Oliver Goldsmith, c, Brooklyn
- Orson Scott Card, rp, Brooklyn
- Orville Wright, lf, Industry
- Ozzie Walls, 1b, on waivers
P
- Paavo Lipponen, 1b, on waivers
- Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
- Pal Schmitt, sp, Brussels
- Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
- Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
- Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
- Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
- Pedro Passos Coelho, rf, Pittsburgh
- Pele, mr, on waivers
- Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
- Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
- Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
- Peter Weichsel, 3b, on waivers
- Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
- Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
- Philipp Lenard, ss, on waivers
- Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
- Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
- Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
- Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
- Piotr Rasputin, c, Brussels/Terra
- Protoman, rp, Dodge City
Q
R
- Ragnar Frisch, mr, on waivers
- Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
- Rebecca Romijn, rp, on waivers
- Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
- Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
- Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
- Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
- Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, Seattle
- Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
- Richard Willstatter, c, Stockholm
- Richie Cunningham, sp, Los Angeles
- Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
- Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
- Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
- Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
- Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
- Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
- Ruud Lubbers, rf, Brussels
- Rydia of Mist, sp, Seattle
- Ryu Hayabusa, 1b, San Jose
S
- Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
- Sam Shepard, rf, Hollywood
- Sam Walton, lf, Industry
- Samuel Beckett, cf, on waivers
- Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
- Sarah Connor, lf, Pittsburgh
- Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
- Schala, sp, San Jose
- Scott Weiland, 2b, Dodge City
- Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
- Sgt. Slaughter, c, on waivers
- Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
- Shannon Hoon, ss, San Jose
- Siim Kallas, ss, on waivers
- Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
- Sinbad, sp, on waivers
- Slash, lf, Pittsburgh
- Squirtle, lf, San Jose
- Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
- Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
- Steve Harvey, rp, Hollywood
- Stick Stickly, 3b, Hollywood
- Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
- Susan Polgar, sp, on waivers
- Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
- Sylvester Stallone, sp, Broadway
T
- T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
- T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
- Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
- Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
- Tarja Halonen, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
- Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
- The British Bulldog, c, Dodge City
- The Rock, cf, Stamford
- The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo
- Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
- Theodore Richards, c, Stockholm
- Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
- Thomas Mars, mr, on waivers
- Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
- Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
- Tigran Petrosian, sp, on waivers
- Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
- Tintoretto, sp, Terra
- Toad, ss, Milan
- Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
- Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle/Stamford
- Trish Stratus, ss, Stamford
- Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
- Tzannis Tzannetakis, rf, Brussels/Brussels
U
V
- Vernor Vinge, 2b, Los Angeles
- Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
- Victor Mayakovsky, cf, on waivers
- Vincent Vega, rf, on waivers
- Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Industry
- Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
- Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo
W
- Wall-E, lf, on waivers
- Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
- Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
- Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
- Walter Sobchak, c, Terra
- Ward Moore, 2b, Brooklyn
- Wendy Wasserstein, rf, Brussels/on waivers
- White Mage, c, on waivers
- Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
- Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
- Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Los Angeles
- Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
- William Inge, ss, Broadway
- William Wrigley Jr., mr, Kratovo
X
Y
Z
By positionCatchers
- Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
- Ali Landry, Milan
- Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Arthur Miller, Kratovo
- Brooke Burns, Los Angeles
- C-3PO, Pittsburgh
- Cedric the Owl, Seattle
- Cookie Masterson, on waivers
- David E. Shaw, Los Angeles/Terra/on waivers
- Earl, Kratovo
- Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
- Eugene Debs, Industry
- Flea, Seattle
- George Jefferson, Dodge City
- Hal Jordan, Terra/Los Angeles
- James Gunn, Pittsburgh
- John Anderson, Hollywood
- John Frusciante, Seattle
- Kathy Ireland, Milan
- Kirby, San Jose
- Kofi Kingston, Stamford
- Mark McGrath, Brussels/on waivers
- Meta Knight, San Jose
- Mike Dirnt, on waivers
- Molly Holly, on waivers
- Neil Simon, Broadway
- Oliver Goldsmith, Brooklyn
- Peter Pender, Las Vegas
- Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
- Piotr Rasputin, Brussels/Terra
- Richard Willstatter, Stockholm
- Robert Jonquet, Stamford
- Sgt. Slaughter, on waivers
- The British Bulldog, Dodge City
- Theodore Richards, Stockholm
- Walter Sobchak, Terra
- White Mage, on waivers
First Basemen
- Ak'shel, Dodge City
- Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
- Andre the Giant, Kratovo/on waivers
- Big Boss Man, Stamford
- Clark Kent, on waivers
- Cyan Garamonde, Broadway
- Daisy Fuentes, Los Angeles
- Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
- Donald Trump, Hollywood
- Erik Eriksen, Brussels
- Evan Dando, Seattle
- Hans Christian Hansen, Brussels
- Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
- Jack Boniface, Terra
- Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
- Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
- John McBain, on waivers
- Kennedy, Hollywood
- Kit Woolsey, Las Vegas
- Merkin Muffley, on waivers
- Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
- Nikola Tesla, Industry
- Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
- Ozzie Walls, on waivers
- Paavo Lipponen, on waivers
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Seattle
- Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
- Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
- Savio Vega, Stamford
- Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
- Thomas A. Edison, Seattle/on waivers
- Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
- Umaro, San Jose
- Walter Kovacs, Terra
- Wilhelm Roentgen, Los Angeles
Second Basemen
- Alfred Uhry, Broadway
- Andris Berzins PM, Brussels
- Anton Chekhov, Industry
- Charmander, Brussels
- Crono, Terra
- Dorothy, San Jose
- Doug Martsch, Broadway
- Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
- Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
- Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
- Frank Serpico, Dodge City
- Friedrich Durrenmatt, Broadway
- Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
- Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
- Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
- John Murray Forbes, Industry
- Joop den Uyl, on waivers
- Joseph Pistone, Dodge City
- Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
- King Dedede, San Jose
- Kylie Bisutti, Milan
- Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
- Mathias Sindelar, Hollywood
- Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
- Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
- Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
- Scott Weiland, Dodge City
- Sean O'Casey, Broadway
- Shannan Click, Milan
- Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
- Ward Moore, Brooklyn
Third Basemen
- Amber Valletta, Milan
- Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, Brussels/on waivers
- Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Kratovo
- Billy Eisenberg, on waivers
- Christopher Isherwood, Brussels
- Clarice Starling, Kratovo
- Cornelius Vanderbilt, Seattle/on waivers
- Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
- Enrico Fermi, Los Angeles
- Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
- Fritz Leiber, Stamford/on waivers
- Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
- Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
- Irina Shayk, Milan
- Jaheira, Dodge City
- Jay Becker, Brussels
- Jean Anouilh, Broadway
- Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
- Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
- Lord Rayleigh, on waivers
- Luke Skywalker, Terra/Terra/Broadway
- Magus, San Jose
- Mike Passell, on waivers
- Peter Stanchek, Terra
- Peter Weichsel, on waivers
- Pikachu, San Jose
- Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
- Stick Stickly, Hollywood
- Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
- Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
- Thornton Wilder, Broadway/on waivers
- Tila Tequila, Hollywood
- Tre Cool, Seattle/Stamford
- Will Keith Kellogg, Industry
Shortstops
- Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
- Alfred Jarry, Broadway
- Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
- Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
- Arnold Jackson, Los Angeles
- Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
- Chris Harrison, Hollywood
- Crash Holly, Stamford/on waivers
- Dexter Holland, San Jose
- E. I. du Pont, Industry
- Eddie Vedder, Seattle
- Enda Kenny, Stamford
- Franklin Dodge, Dodge City/Industry
- George S. Kaufman, on waivers
- Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
- Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
- Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
- Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
- Iveta Radicova, Terra
- Janez Jansa, Seattle
- Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
- John Webster, on waivers
- Johnny 5, Terra
- Julie Chen, Hollywood
- Kate Moss, Milan
- Kerri Sanborn, Brussels/on waivers
- Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
- Locke Cole, Brussels
- Marie Curie, Stockholm
- Mario Monti, Brussels
- Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
- Phil Seleski, Terra
- Philipp Lenard, on waivers
- Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
- Shannon Hoon, San Jose
- Siim Kallas, on waivers
- Silvio Piola, Kratovo
- Toad, Milan
- Trish Stratus, Stamford
- Wilf Mannion, San Jose
- William Inge, Broadway
Left Fielders
- Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
- Art Linkletter, Hollywood
- Barney Miller, Los Angeles
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
- Charles William Post, on waivers
- Danielle Lloyd, Milan
- Dario Fo, Broadway
- David Henry Hwang, Brussels
- E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
- Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
- Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
- Harry Harrison, Brooklyn
- Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
- Hilary Rhoda, Milan
- Ilya Mechnikov, on waivers
- J. Pierpont Morgan, Los Angeles
- Jack White, Stamford
- Jan Fischer, Hollywood
- Joseph B. Bloomingdale, Los Angeles
- Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
- Lara Stone, Milan
- Lily Aldridge, Milan
- Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
- Lucas Papademos, Brussels
- Michael Moorcock, on waivers
- Mog, San Jose
- Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
- Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
- Orville Wright, Industry
- Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
- Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
- Richard Warren Sears, Industry
- Ronald Ross, Stockholm
- Sam Walton, Industry
- Sarah Connor, Pittsburgh
- Slash, Pittsburgh
- Squirtle, San Jose
- Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
- The Undertaker, Kratovo
- Ultros, San Jose
- Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
- Wall-E, on waivers
- Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas
Center Fielders
- Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
- Bozo Broketa, Pittsburgh
- Brandon Flowers, Seattle
- Carolyn Murphy, Milan
- Charles Antenen, Kratovo
- Cindy Crawford, Milan
- David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
- Faith Herbert, Pittsburgh
- Fox McCloud, San Jose
- Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
- Glenn Curtiss, Brussels/on waivers
- Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
- Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
- Jack Szostak, Los Angeles
- James Howlett, Terra
- Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
- Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
- Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
- John Ford, Broadway
- John Millington Synge, Broadway/Brussels
- Jose Socrates, Terra
- Kelly Kelly, Stamford
- King C. Gillette, Seattle
- Latka Gravas, Los Angeles
- Louis Beel, Brussels/Brussels
- Marcia Brady, Los Angeles/Seattle
- Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
- Nikolai Gogol, Broadway
- Samuel Beckett, on waivers
- Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
- Stacy Keibler, Stamford
- Tanya Adams, Dodge City
- The Rock, Stamford
- Victor Mayakovsky, on waivers
- Walter Reuther, Industry
- Wilbur Wright, Industry
- Zero, Kratovo
Right Fielders
- Albrecht Kossel, Stockholm
- Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
- Angelo Mortalli, Terra
- Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
- Beck Hansen, Seattle
- Big John Studd, Stamford
- Christie Brinkley, Milan
- D'Lo Brown, Stamford
- Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
- Face, Hollywood
- Fighter, Kratovo
- Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
- George Westinghouse, on waivers
- Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
- Hardcore Holly, Stamford
- Harold Pinter, Broadway
- Jack McCoy, Dodge City
- Jacob Riis, on waivers
- Jacob Schick, on waivers
- Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brooklyn
- Joe Musashi, San Jose
- John Swanson, Las Vegas
- Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
- Marge Gunderson, Pittsburgh
- Maude Findlay, Seattle
- Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
- Nei, San Jose
- Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
- Pierre Curie, Stockholm
- Ruud Lubbers, Brussels
- Sam Shepard, Hollywood
- Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
- Tzannis Tzannetakis, Brussels/Brussels
- Vincent Vega, on waivers
- Wendy Wasserstein, Brussels/on waivers
Starting Pitchers
- Adolph Coors, Industry
- Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
- Andris Berzins, Brussels
- Antal Szabo, Seattle
- Arnold Ruutel, on waivers
- Auguste Beernaert, Stockholm
- Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
- Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
- Catherine Ironfist, Terra
- Christian Wulff, Milan
- Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
- Denise Richards, Milan
- Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
- Dr. Seuss, Industry
- Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn
- Elle Macpherson, Milan
- Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
- Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
- Frances Bean Cobain, Hollywood
- Fredrik Bajer, Stockholm
- Gaear Grimsrud, Pittsburgh
- Gisele Bundchen, Milan
- Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
- Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
- Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
- Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
- Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
- Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
- Jigglypuff, San Jose
- John Davidson, Hollywood
- John Nash, Stockholm
- Jon Stewart, Terra
- Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
- Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Terra
- Kelley Deal, Seattle
- Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
- King Frederik IX, Broadway
- Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
- Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
- Mark Walberg, Stamford
- Mary McAleese, Terra
- Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
- Mother Teresa, Stockholm
- Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
- Pal Schmitt, Brussels
- Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
- Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
- Ric Flair, Stamford
- Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
- Richie Cunningham, Los Angeles
- Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
- Rydia of Mist, Seattle
- Schala, San Jose
- Sinbad, on waivers
- Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
- Susan Polgar, on waivers
- Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
- Tarja Halonen, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Terra Branford, San Jose
- Tigran Petrosian, on waivers
- Tintoretto, Terra
- Tom Disch, Brooklyn
- Victor Hugo, Broadway
- Xenia Onatopp, on waivers
- Yoshi, San Jose
Middle Relievers
- Anne Robinson, on waivers
- Bad News Brown, Stamford
- Barry N. Malzberg, Seattle
- Bruno Mars, Seattle
- Claudia Schiffer, Milan
- Colin Mochrie, Terra
- Connie Willis, Dodge City
- Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
- Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
- Elsa Benitez, Milan
- Erin Heatherton, Milan
- Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
- Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
- George Abela, Pittsburgh
- George Burns, Terra
- Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
- Greg Bear, Seattle
- Hal Clement, Terra
- Henry Durant, Las Vegas
- J. Willard Marriott, Industry
- Jay Heimowitz, on waivers
- Jerry Lewis, Terra
- Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
- Larry Niven, Seattle
- Lech Kaczynski, Brooklyn
- Lily Allen, Broadway
- Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
- O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
- Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
- Pele, on waivers
- Peter Marshall, Hollywood
- Ragnar Frisch, on waivers
- Thomas Mars, on waivers
- William Wrigley Jr., Kratovo
Relief Pitchers
- Adrianne Curry, on waivers
- Alan Alda, Terra
- Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
- Albert Gobat, on waivers
- Albert Rust, Kratovo
- Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
- Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
- Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
- Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
- Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
- Alyssa Miller, Milan
- Andrea Jung, Industry
- Arthur Fonzarelli, Los Angeles
- Bertolt Brecht, Kratovo
- Billy Baxter, on waivers
- Bjornstjerne Bjornson, on waivers
- Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
- Carrot Top, Pittsburgh
- Celes Chere, Broadway
- Chip Delany, Brooklyn
- Chrissy Teigen, Milan
- Coco Chanel, on waivers
- Diddy Kong, San Jose
- Doctor Blood, Dodge City
- ED-209, Pittsburgh
- Edgar Pangborn, Brussels
- Eric Frank Russell, Brooklyn
- Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
- Estee Lauder, Industry/Dodge City
- Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
- Flavor Flav, Hollywood
- Florida Evans, Las Vegas
- Francis Beaumont, Broadway
- Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
- George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
- Gloria Allred, Dodge City
- Guy Fieri, Hollywood
- Hawkslayer, on waivers
- Henryk Sienkiewicz, on waivers
- Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
- James Morrow, on waivers
- James Pond, San Jose
- Jason Alexander, Pittsburgh
- Jim Lange, Hollywood
- Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
- Joan Rivers, Terra
- John Fletcher, Broadway
- John Henson, Las Vegas
- John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, Brussels
- Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
- Johnny Ramone, Seattle
- Jon Bauman, on waivers
- Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
- Kate Upton, Milan
- Kelly Hu, on waivers
- Ken Ober, Hollywood
- Kim Gordon, Seattle
- King Gustaf V, Brussels
- King Leopold II, Brussels
- King Leopold III, Brussels
- Kurt Schmied, Kratovo
- Leslie Feist, Stamford
- Lev Yashin, Kratovo
- Lisa Loeb, Seattle
- Margaret Atwood, Brooklyn
- Mary Richards, Los Angeles
- Max Factor, Industry
- Meg White, Seattle
- Mega Man X, San Jose
- Melissa Rycroft, Brussels
- Nery Pumpido, Industry
- Orson Scott Card, Brooklyn
- Paul Bearer, Stamford
- Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
- Protoman, Dodge City
- Queen Wilhelmina, Brussels/Los Angeles
- Rebecca Romijn, on waivers
- Relm Arrowny, San Jose
- Steve Harvey, Hollywood
- T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
- T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
- Troy McClure, Broadway
- Vinnie Barbarino, Industry
- Vladimir Beara, Kratovo
- Yaya DaCosta, Brussels