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Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolph Coors, sp, Industry
Adrianne Curry, rp, on waivers
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
Albert Gobat, rp, on waivers
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Albrecht Kossel, rf, Stockholm
Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred Jarry, ss, Broadway
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Alfred Uhry, 2b, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
Allen Cunningham, rp, Las Vegas
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Alyssa Miller, rp, Milan
Amber Valletta, 3b, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
Andre the Giant, 1b, Kratovo/on waivers
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, sp, Brussels
Andris Berzins PM, 2b, Brussels
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, mr, on waivers
Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, 3b, Brussels/on waivers
Antal Szabo, sp, Seattle
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Industry
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Kratovo
Arnold Jackson, ss, Los Angeles
Arnold Ruutel, sp, on waivers
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Fonzarelli, rp, Los Angeles
Arthur Miller, c, Kratovo
Auguste Beernaert, sp, Stockholm

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barney Miller, lf, Los Angeles
Barry N. Malzberg, mr, Seattle
Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, ss, Los Angeles
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Kratovo
Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
Big John Studd, rf, Stamford
Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
Billy Baxter, rp, on waivers
Billy Eisenberg, 3b, on waivers
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, on waivers
Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
Bozo Broketa, cf, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brooke Burns, c, Los Angeles
Bruno Mars, mr, Seattle

C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Carrot Top, rp, Pittsburgh
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
Cedric the Owl, c, Seattle
Celes Chere, rp, Broadway
Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo
Charles William Post, lf, on waivers
Charmander, 2b, Brussels
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, ss, Hollywood
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Christopher Isherwood, 3b, Brussels
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clarice Starling, 3b, Kratovo
Clark Kent, 1b, on waivers
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Coco Chanel, rp, on waivers
Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
Cookie Masterson, c, on waivers
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Seattle/on waivers
Crash Holly, ss, Stamford/on waivers
Crono, 2b, Terra
Cyan Garamonde, 1b, Broadway

D'Lo Brown, rf, Stamford
Daisy Fuentes, 1b, Los Angeles
Danielle Lloyd, lf, Milan
Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles/Terra/on waivers
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, San Jose
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dobie Gillis, rf, Los Angeles
Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
Earl, c, Kratovo
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn
Eddie Vedder, ss, Seattle
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Brussels
Elie Ducommun, mr, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, sp, Milan
Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Stamford
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Los Angeles
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Brooklyn
Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
Erik Eriksen, 1b, Brussels
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Industry/Dodge City
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Evan Dando, 1b, Seattle

Face, rf, Hollywood
Faith Herbert, cf, Pittsburgh
Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
Fighter, rf, Kratovo
Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Flea, c, Seattle
Florida Evans, rp, Las Vegas
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Hollywood
Francis Beaumont, rp, Broadway
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Franklin Dodge, ss, Dodge City/Industry
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Fredrik Bajer, sp, Stockholm
Friedrich Durrenmatt, 2b, Broadway
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 2b, Industry
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Stamford/on waivers

Gaear Grimsrud, sp, Pittsburgh
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
George Jefferson, c, Dodge City
George S. Kaufman, ss, on waivers
George Westinghouse, rf, on waivers
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
Glenn Curtiss, cf, Brussels/on waivers
Gloria Allred, rp, Dodge City
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
Grand Duke Jean, mr, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Clement, mr, Terra
Hal Jordan, c, Terra/Los Angeles
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Brussels
Hardcore Holly, rf, Stamford
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Harrison, lf, Brooklyn
Hawkslayer, rp, on waivers
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, lf, Brussels
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henry Durant, mr, Las Vegas
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Henryk Sienkiewicz, rp, on waivers
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh

Ilya Mechnikov, lf, on waivers
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, cf, Terra
Iveta Radicova, ss, Terra

J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Los Angeles
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack Boniface, 1b, Terra
Jack D. Ripper, sp, Pittsburgh
Jack McCoy, rf, Dodge City
Jack Szostak, cf, Los Angeles
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack White, lf, Stamford
Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacob Riis, rf, on waivers
Jacob Schick, rf, on waivers
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, cf, Terra
James Morrow, rp, on waivers
James Pond, rp, San Jose
Jan Fischer, lf, Hollywood
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brooklyn
Jason Alexander, rp, Pittsburgh
Jay Becker, 3b, Brussels
Jay Heimowitz, mr, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Broadway
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jigglypuff, sp, San Jose
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
Joe Musashi, rf, San Jose
John Anderson, c, Hollywood
John Davidson, sp, Hollywood
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
John Ford, cf, Broadway
John Frusciante, c, Seattle
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John McBain, 1b, on waivers
John Millington Synge, cf, Broadway/Brussels
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Industry
John Nash, sp, Stockholm
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Webster, ss, on waivers
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, rp, Brussels
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
Johnny 5, ss, Terra
Johnny Ramone, rp, Seattle
Jon Bauman, rp, on waivers
Jon Stewart, sp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Joop den Uyl, 2b, on waivers
Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
Jose Socrates, cf, Terra
Joseph B. Bloomingdale, lf, Los Angeles
Joseph Pistone, 2b, Dodge City
Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, Terra
Kate Moss, ss, Milan
Kate Upton, rp, Milan
Kathy Ireland, c, Milan
Kelley Deal, sp, Seattle
Kelly Hu, rp, on waivers
Kelly Kelly, cf, Stamford
Ken Ober, rp, Hollywood
Kennedy, 1b, Hollywood
Kerri Sanborn, ss, Brussels/on waivers
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King C. Gillette, cf, Seattle
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
King Leopold II, rp, Brussels
King Leopold III, rp, Brussels
Kirby, c, San Jose
Kit Woolsey, 1b, Las Vegas
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Kurt Schmied, rp, Kratovo
Kylie Bisutti, 2b, Milan

Lara Stone, lf, Milan
Larry Niven, mr, Seattle
Latka Gravas, cf, Los Angeles
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brooklyn
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Leslie Feist, rp, Stamford
Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo
Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
Lily Allen, mr, Broadway
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Locke Cole, ss, Brussels
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, 3b, on waivers
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels/Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Brussels
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Terra/Terra/Broadway

Magus, 3b, San Jose
Marcia Brady, cf, Los Angeles/Seattle
Margaret Atwood, rp, Brooklyn
Marge Gunderson, rf, Pittsburgh
Marie Curie, ss, Stockholm
Mario Monti, ss, Brussels
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark McGrath, c, Brussels/on waivers
Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
Mary McAleese, sp, Terra
Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Hollywood
Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Meg White, rp, Seattle
Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
Melissa Rycroft, rp, Brussels
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Merkin Muffley, 1b, on waivers
Meta Knight, c, San Jose
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
Michael D. Higgins, sp, Brussels
Michael Moorcock, lf, on waivers
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Mike Dirnt, c, on waivers
Mike Passell, 3b, on waivers
Mog, lf, San Jose
Molly Holly, c, on waivers
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood

Nei, rf, San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nery Pumpido, rp, Industry
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Nikolai Gogol, cf, Broadway

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Oliver Goldsmith, c, Brooklyn
Orson Scott Card, rp, Brooklyn
Orville Wright, lf, Industry
Ozzie Walls, 1b, on waivers

Paavo Lipponen, 1b, on waivers
Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Pal Schmitt, sp, Brussels
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, rf, Pittsburgh
Pele, mr, on waivers
Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Peter Weichsel, 3b, on waivers
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Philipp Lenard, ss, on waivers
Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, c, Brussels/Terra
Protoman, rp, Dodge City

Queen Wilhelmina, rp, Brussels/Los Angeles

Ragnar Frisch, mr, on waivers
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Rebecca Romijn, rp, on waivers
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richard Willstatter, c, Stockholm
Richie Cunningham, sp, Los Angeles
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
Ruud Lubbers, rf, Brussels
Rydia of Mist, sp, Seattle
Ryu Hayabusa, 1b, San Jose

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Sam Shepard, rf, Hollywood
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samuel Beckett, cf, on waivers
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
Sarah Connor, lf, Pittsburgh
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Weiland, 2b, Dodge City
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Sgt. Slaughter, c, on waivers
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Shannon Hoon, ss, San Jose
Siim Kallas, ss, on waivers
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Sinbad, sp, on waivers
Slash, lf, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
Steve Harvey, rp, Hollywood
Stick Stickly, 3b, Hollywood
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, sp, on waivers
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Sylvester Stallone, sp, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Tarja Halonen, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, c, Dodge City
The Rock, cf, Stamford
The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo
Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
Theodore Richards, c, Stockholm
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Thomas Mars, mr, on waivers
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
Tigran Petrosian, sp, on waivers
Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
Tintoretto, sp, Terra
Toad, ss, Milan
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle/Stamford
Trish Stratus, ss, Stamford
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Tzannis Tzannetakis, rf, Brussels/Brussels

Ultros, lf, San Jose
Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Vernor Vinge, 2b, Los Angeles
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Victor Mayakovsky, cf, on waivers
Vincent Vega, rf, on waivers
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Industry
Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo

Wall-E, lf, on waivers
Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Sobchak, c, Terra
Ward Moore, 2b, Brooklyn
Wendy Wasserstein, rf, Brussels/on waivers
White Mage, c, on waivers
Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Kratovo

Xenia Onatopp, sp, on waivers

Yaya DaCosta, rp, Brussels
Yoshi, sp, San Jose

Zero, cf, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ali Landry, Milan
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Los Angeles/on waivers
Arthur Miller, Kratovo
Brooke Burns, Los Angeles
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Cedric the Owl, Seattle
Cookie Masterson, on waivers
David E. Shaw, Los Angeles/Terra/on waivers
Earl, Kratovo
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Eugene Debs, Industry
Flea, Seattle
George Jefferson, Dodge City
Hal Jordan, Terra/Los Angeles
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
John Anderson, Hollywood
John Frusciante, Seattle
Kathy Ireland, Milan
Kirby, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Mark McGrath, Brussels/on waivers
Meta Knight, San Jose
Mike Dirnt, on waivers
Molly Holly, on waivers
Neil Simon, Broadway
Oliver Goldsmith, Brooklyn
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Piotr Rasputin, Brussels/Terra
Richard Willstatter, Stockholm
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
Sgt. Slaughter, on waivers
The British Bulldog, Dodge City
Theodore Richards, Stockholm
Walter Sobchak, Terra
White Mage, on waivers

First Basemen

Ak'shel, Dodge City
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, Kratovo/on waivers
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Clark Kent, on waivers
Cyan Garamonde, Broadway
Daisy Fuentes, Los Angeles
Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Erik Eriksen, Brussels
Evan Dando, Seattle
Hans Christian Hansen, Brussels
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jack Boniface, Terra
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
John McBain, on waivers
Kennedy, Hollywood
Kit Woolsey, Las Vegas
Merkin Muffley, on waivers
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
Ozzie Walls, on waivers
Paavo Lipponen, on waivers
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Seattle
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Savio Vega, Stamford
Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
Thomas A. Edison, Seattle/on waivers
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
Umaro, San Jose
Walter Kovacs, Terra
Wilhelm Roentgen, Los Angeles

Second Basemen

Alfred Uhry, Broadway
Andris Berzins PM, Brussels
Anton Chekhov, Industry
Charmander, Brussels
Crono, Terra
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Friedrich Durrenmatt, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
John Murray Forbes, Industry
Joop den Uyl, on waivers
Joseph Pistone, Dodge City
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
King Dedede, San Jose
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mathias Sindelar, Hollywood
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Scott Weiland, Dodge City
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Shannan Click, Milan
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Ward Moore, Brooklyn

Third Basemen

Amber Valletta, Milan
Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, Brussels/on waivers
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Kratovo
Billy Eisenberg, on waivers
Christopher Isherwood, Brussels
Clarice Starling, Kratovo
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Seattle/on waivers
Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
Enrico Fermi, Los Angeles
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fritz Leiber, Stamford/on waivers
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Dodge City
Jay Becker, Brussels
Jean Anouilh, Broadway
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, on waivers
Luke Skywalker, Terra/Terra/Broadway
Magus, San Jose
Mike Passell, on waivers
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Peter Weichsel, on waivers
Pikachu, San Jose
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Stick Stickly, Hollywood
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Thornton Wilder, Broadway/on waivers
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tre Cool, Seattle/Stamford
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Alfred Jarry, Broadway
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Arnold Jackson, Los Angeles
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Chris Harrison, Hollywood
Crash Holly, Stamford/on waivers
Dexter Holland, San Jose
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Eddie Vedder, Seattle
Enda Kenny, Stamford
Franklin Dodge, Dodge City/Industry
George S. Kaufman, on waivers
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, Terra
Janez Jansa, Seattle
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John Webster, on waivers
Johnny 5, Terra
Julie Chen, Hollywood
Kate Moss, Milan
Kerri Sanborn, Brussels/on waivers
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Locke Cole, Brussels
Marie Curie, Stockholm
Mario Monti, Brussels
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Phil Seleski, Terra
Philipp Lenard, on waivers
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Shannon Hoon, San Jose
Siim Kallas, on waivers
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Toad, Milan
Trish Stratus, Stamford
Wilf Mannion, San Jose
William Inge, Broadway

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Barney Miller, Los Angeles
Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
Charles William Post, on waivers
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Brooklyn
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Ilya Mechnikov, on waivers
J. Pierpont Morgan, Los Angeles
Jack White, Stamford
Jan Fischer, Hollywood
Joseph B. Bloomingdale, Los Angeles
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
Lara Stone, Milan
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Lucas Papademos, Brussels
Michael Moorcock, on waivers
Mog, San Jose
Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Orville Wright, Industry
Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Sarah Connor, Pittsburgh
Slash, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, San Jose
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, Kratovo
Ultros, San Jose
Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
Wall-E, on waivers
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
Bozo Broketa, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Cindy Crawford, Milan
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Faith Herbert, Pittsburgh
Fox McCloud, San Jose
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Glenn Curtiss, Brussels/on waivers
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jack Szostak, Los Angeles
James Howlett, Terra
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Ford, Broadway
John Millington Synge, Broadway/Brussels
Jose Socrates, Terra
Kelly Kelly, Stamford
King C. Gillette, Seattle
Latka Gravas, Los Angeles
Louis Beel, Brussels/Brussels
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles/Seattle
Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
Nikolai Gogol, Broadway
Samuel Beckett, on waivers
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
The Rock, Stamford
Victor Mayakovsky, on waivers
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, Industry
Zero, Kratovo

Right Fielders

Albrecht Kossel, Stockholm
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Big John Studd, Stamford
Christie Brinkley, Milan
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Face, Hollywood
Fighter, Kratovo
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
George Westinghouse, on waivers
Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
Hardcore Holly, Stamford
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
Jacob Riis, on waivers
Jacob Schick, on waivers
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brooklyn
Joe Musashi, San Jose
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Marge Gunderson, Pittsburgh
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
Nei, San Jose
Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
Pierre Curie, Stockholm
Ruud Lubbers, Brussels
Sam Shepard, Hollywood
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
Tzannis Tzannetakis, Brussels/Brussels
Vincent Vega, on waivers
Wendy Wasserstein, Brussels/on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Adolph Coors, Industry
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Andris Berzins, Brussels
Antal Szabo, Seattle
Arnold Ruutel, on waivers
Auguste Beernaert, Stockholm
Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
Catherine Ironfist, Terra
Christian Wulff, Milan
Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Industry
Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
Frances Bean Cobain, Hollywood
Fredrik Bajer, Stockholm
Gaear Grimsrud, Pittsburgh
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
Jigglypuff, San Jose
John Davidson, Hollywood
John Nash, Stockholm
Jon Stewart, Terra
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Terra
Kelley Deal, Seattle
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Broadway
Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mark Walberg, Stamford
Mary McAleese, Terra
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pal Schmitt, Brussels
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, Los Angeles
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, Seattle
Schala, San Jose
Sinbad, on waivers
Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, on waivers
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
Tarja Halonen, Los Angeles/on waivers
Terra Branford, San Jose
Tigran Petrosian, on waivers
Tintoretto, Terra
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Xenia Onatopp, on waivers
Yoshi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Anne Robinson, on waivers
Bad News Brown, Stamford
Barry N. Malzberg, Seattle
Bruno Mars, Seattle
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Colin Mochrie, Terra
Connie Willis, Dodge City
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Terra
Henry Durant, Las Vegas
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
Jay Heimowitz, on waivers
Jerry Lewis, Terra
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Larry Niven, Seattle
Lech Kaczynski, Brooklyn
Lily Allen, Broadway
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Pele, on waivers
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
Ragnar Frisch, on waivers
Thomas Mars, on waivers
William Wrigley Jr., Kratovo

Relief Pitchers

Adrianne Curry, on waivers
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
Albert Gobat, on waivers
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Alyssa Miller, Milan
Andrea Jung, Industry
Arthur Fonzarelli, Los Angeles
Bertolt Brecht, Kratovo
Billy Baxter, on waivers
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, on waivers
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Carrot Top, Pittsburgh
Celes Chere, Broadway
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Coco Chanel, on waivers
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Doctor Blood, Dodge City
ED-209, Pittsburgh
Edgar Pangborn, Brussels
Eric Frank Russell, Brooklyn
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Industry/Dodge City
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Florida Evans, Las Vegas
Francis Beaumont, Broadway
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Gloria Allred, Dodge City
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Hawkslayer, on waivers
Henryk Sienkiewicz, on waivers
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
James Morrow, on waivers
James Pond, San Jose
Jason Alexander, Pittsburgh
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, Terra
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Henson, Las Vegas
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, Brussels
Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
Johnny Ramone, Seattle
Jon Bauman, on waivers
Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
Kate Upton, Milan
Kelly Hu, on waivers
Ken Ober, Hollywood
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Gustaf V, Brussels
King Leopold II, Brussels
King Leopold III, Brussels
Kurt Schmied, Kratovo
Leslie Feist, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Margaret Atwood, Brooklyn
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Max Factor, Industry
Meg White, Seattle
Mega Man X, San Jose
Melissa Rycroft, Brussels
Nery Pumpido, Industry
Orson Scott Card, Brooklyn
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
Protoman, Dodge City
Queen Wilhelmina, Brussels/Los Angeles
Rebecca Romijn, on waivers
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Steve Harvey, Hollywood
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
Troy McClure, Broadway
Vinnie Barbarino, Industry
Vladimir Beara, Kratovo
Yaya DaCosta, Brussels