Roster for Broadway Wrights:

Catchers:

• 1483 Neil Simon, 24, c (185 G, 2.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1522 Cyan Garamonde, 21, 1b (93 G, 0.3 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1370 Doug Martsch, 23, 2b (182 G, 1.2 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 859 Luke Skywalker, 27, 3b (261 G, -1.7 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1327 Loknar the Last Orion, 24, 3b (117 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1839 Jean Anouilh, 19, 3b (42 G, -3.9 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1661 William Inge, 22, ss (133 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1119 Lorraine Hansberry, 23, lf (160 G, -2.0 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1679 Dario Fo, 20, lf (87 G, -0.1 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1402 John Ford, 25, cf (198 G, 5.5 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1719 Nikolai Gogol, 20, cf (36 G, -2.2 DR/40, -10.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1398 Harold Pinter, 23, rf (233 G, 6.3 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1309 Sylvester Stallone, 25, sp (80 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1374 King Frederik IX, 22, sp (69 G, -6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1692 Victor Hugo, 20, sp (53 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1686 Friedrich Schiller, 22, mr (57 G, -12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1466 Lily Allen, 20, mr (54 G, -10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 25, rp (126 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1509 Celes Chere, 22, rp (81 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1705 Alexander Pushkin, 21, rp (52 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1714 John Fletcher, 21, rp (42 G, -14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1757 Alfred Jarry, 18, ss (who?)
• 1749 Sean O'Casey, 18, 2b (who?)
• 1791 Alfred Uhry, 17, 2b (who?)
• 1831 Friedrich Durrenmatt, 20, 2b (who?)
• 1708 Francis Beaumont, 18, rp (who?)