Roster for Cyberspace Internet:

Catchers:

• 12582 Haley Pham, 32, c (574 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 11.4 ORAP/40)
• 13436 chatGPT, 23, c (211 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13506 Zohran Mamdani, 23, 1b (171 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40)
• 13783 Ian Hecox, 21, 1b (32 GP, -4.2 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
• 13268 Connor Estelle, 24, 2b (179 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 13008 Jacob Shane Roshkow, 27, 3b (315 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 13003 Ashton Hall, 27, ss (370 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 7.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12865 Linus Yale Jr., 31, lf (447 GP, -6.0 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12907 Eric Decker, 29, cf (483 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12569 Cleo Abram, 31, cf (440 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13595 Mehdi Hasan, 21, rf (89 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13374 Sean Dunn, 24, sp (397 IP, -0.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13648 Chris Ostroushko, 23, sp (263 IP, -9.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13727 Brown Hoodie Kid, 21, sp (152 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13770 Monta Ellis, 21, sp (38 IP, -10.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13657 Livie Rose Henderson, 20, mr (45 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12766 Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, 31, rp (394 IP, 10.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12913 Adam Aleksic, 27, rp (320 IP, 10.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12815 Hannah Neeleman, 28, rp (286 IP, 12.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13862 Anthony Padilla, 19, rp (26 IP, -0.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13692 Rizzbot, 18, rp (20 IP, -15.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13508 Tim Miller, 20, 1b (13 GP, -12.0 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40)
• 13441 Claude, 22, mr (4 IP, -102.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13863 Alex Kaufmann, 18, c
• 13858 Suzanne Lambert, 18, lf
• 13740 Breaking Rust, 18, rf
• 13762 Renata Sorrah, 18, lf