Roster for Halicarnassus Ghosts:

Catchers:

• 1464 John Anderson, 25, c (206 G, -3.6 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1739 Kennedy, 23, 1b (103 G, 1.0 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 720 Mathias Sindelar, 31, 2b (407 G, -2.8 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1738 Charmander, 22, 2b (79 G, 0.5 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1637 Stick Stickly, 25, 3b (139 G, -3.2 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1454 Julie Chen, 27, ss (319 G, -4.9 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1753 Chris Harrison, 22, ss (88 G, -2.6 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 662 Art Linkletter, 30, lf (460 G, 1.5 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 633 Jan Fischer, 30, lf (455 G, -1.4 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 31, cf (523 G, -7.3 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1652 Face, 22, rf (167 G, -5.7 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1972 Wrinkly Kong, 21, rf (42 G, 0.2 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1935 Kyra Collins, 20, rf (17 G, -8.0 DR/40, -13.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 30, sp (144 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1764 John Davidson, 23, sp (28 G, -21.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1954 Casper the Friendly Ghost, 21, sp (20 G, -14.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1962 Malcolm Crowe, 21, mr (28 G, -3.1 PRAA/300)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 30, rp (264 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 30, rp (194 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1797 Ken Ober, 22, rp (67 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1707 Steve Harvey, 23, rp (41 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 32, sp (226 G, 9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1030 Kevin Pollak, 30, mr (164 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1358 Sugar Ray Leonard, 27, sp (106 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1466 Lily Allen, 22, mr (69 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1759 Lara Stone, 21, lf (26 G, -32.9 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)