Roster for Milan Models:

Catchers:

• 1125 Ali Landry, 28, c (350 G, 0.5 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1813 Amber Valletta, 23, 1b (100 G, -1.1 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1621 Shannan Click, 26, 2b (176 G, -0.7 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1746 Kylie Bisutti, 24, 2b (124 G, -1.9 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1116 Irina Shayk, 28, 3b (466 G, 1.6 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1305 Dexter Holland, 27, ss (328 G, 0.4 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1811 Kate Moss, 22, ss (109 G, -0.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1055 Kien "Bossman" Chen, 31, lf (498 G, -1.2 DR/40, 8.1 OR/40)
• 669 Danielle Lloyd, 30, lf (387 G, -1.0 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1941 Lisa Snowdon, 19, cf (25 G, -14.7 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 28, rf (436 G, 3.7 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1415 Christie Brinkley, 28, rf (325 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 507 Gisele Bundchen, 34, sp (318 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 684 Denise Richards, 32, sp (152 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1459 Basil Fawlty, 26, sp (98 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1885 Adriana Karembeu, 22, sp (53 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1372 Claudia Schiffer, 28, mr (207 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1088 Elsa Benitez, 26, mr (158 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1517 Elle Macpherson, 24, rp (130 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1696 Chrissy Teigen, 23, rp (91 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1969 Rachel Hunter, 22, rp (29 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1032 Elizabeth Hurley, 29, 2b (365 G, 1.3 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1852 Famke Janssen, 21, rp (35 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2057 Liu Wen, 20, sp (10 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2061 Ana Beatriz Barros, 21, c (who?)
• 2012 Selita Ebanks, 21, 2b (who?)