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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Stamford

Adele, sp, Brooklyn
Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, Brussels
Adolph Coors, sp, Industry
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aigars Kalvitis, lf, Los Angeles
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Terra
Alan King, rp, Terra/Brooklyn
Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Alex P. Keaton, rf, Los Angeles
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alexis Carrel, cf, Stockholm
Alfred Fried, sp, Stockholm
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Stamford
Ally McBeal, cf, Seattle/Dodge City
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amber Valletta, 1b, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Ana Beatriz Barros, c, Milan
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Andy Sipowicz, 3b, Brooklyn
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Stockholm
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra/on waivers
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Brooklyn
Arshile Gorky, sp, Terra
Art Linkletter, lf, on waivers
Arthur Curry, 3b, Terra

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barry Greenstein, rp, Las Vegas
Basil Fawlty, sp, Milan
Beck Hansen, rf, Milan
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Bertie Peacock, ss, Kratovo
Bertolt Brecht, rp, on waivers
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Blair Warner, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Blinky, rp, Halicarnassus
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Boo, rp, Halicarnassus
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brooke Burns, c, Dodge City
Bruce Sterling, 1b, Brooklyn/on waivers
Bruno Mars, mr, on waivers

C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
Cait Sith, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Camillo Golgi, cf, Stockholm
Caravaggio, sp, Terra
Carla Tortelli, mr, Los Angeles
Carolyn Janice Cherry, ss, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, 1b, Brussels
Catherine Ironfist, sp, on waivers
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
Chanel Iman, 1b, Milan
Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, Halicarnassus
Chas Tenenbaum, c, Pittsburgh
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, ss, Halicarnassus
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Terra
Cid Highwind, lf, San Jose
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Cliff Clavin, rp, Los Angeles
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Clyde, rf, Los Angeles
Cole Sear, ss, Brooklyn
Conrad Hilton, sp, Pittsburgh
Crash Bandicoot, 2b, Brooklyn
Crono, 2b, on waivers

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Daisy Fuentes, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Daniel Keyes, rp, Brooklyn
Daniel Plainview, rp, Pittsburgh
Danielle Lloyd, lf, Milan
Danilo Turk, mr, Brussels/Las Vegas
Dannii Minogue, 1b, on waivers
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Dave Thomas, sp, Industry
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
David Roosevelt Bunch, sp, Brooklyn
Denise Richards, sp, on waivers
Dexter Holland, ss, Milan
Diana of Themyscira, 3b, Terra
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dobie Gillis, rf, on waivers
Don Francisco, c, on waivers
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 3b, Los Angeles
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Doyle Brunson, rp, Las Vegas
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Los Angeles

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Las Vegas
Eddie Vedder, ss, Stamford
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Stamford
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Terra
Elio Di Rupo, cf, Brussels/on waivers
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, Milan
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Seattle
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stamford
Eric Clapton, rf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Brussels
Ernst Stojaspal, lf, on waivers
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Stockholm
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle

F. Lee Bailey, rp, Dodge City
Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Halicarnassus
Faith Herbert, cf, on waivers
Famke Janssen, rp, Milan
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Felix Frankfurter, sp, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
Flavor Flav, rp, Halicarnassus
Flea, c, Seattle
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Dodge City
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gaear Grimsrud, mr, Las Vegas/Las Vegas/on waivers
Gangrel, rf, Stamford
Gene Wolfe, rp, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
Gerhart Hauptmann, rf, Broadway
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Broadway
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Present, sp, Halicarnassus
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, ss, Dodge City
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Milan/Brussels/Stamford
Grand Master Sexay, rf, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Broadway
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Gustaf Dalen, ss, Seattle
Guy Fieri, rp, Halicarnassus
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo

Hal Clement, mr, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Broadway
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harvey Fierstein, rf, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry Bessemer, mr, Industry
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Hilary Rhoda, lf, on waivers
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Howard Beale, lf, Pittsburgh
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas
Howard Waldrop, rp, Brooklyn

Iain Banks, ss, Los Angeles
Ignacio Achucarro, c, Brooklyn
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Irving Picard, rp, Dodge City
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, Terra

J. Willard Marriott, mr, Kratovo/on waivers
Jack Boniface, 3b, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack McCoy, rf, Dodge City
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Tripper, cf, on waivers
Jackie Mason, rp, Terra
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City/Dodge City/Broadway
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Seattle
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh/on waivers
James Howlett, cf, Terra
James White, lf, Brooklyn
Jamie Foxx, rp, Terra
Jan Fischer, lf, on waivers
Jaret Reddick, mr, Brooklyn
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Industry
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jason Miller, 3b, Brooklyn
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jean-Luc Dehaene, c, Brussels
Jed Clampett, ss, Las Vegas
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas/Broadway
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jenny Lewis, sp, on waivers
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jigglypuff, mr, San Jose
Jill Valentine, rp, San Jose
Jim Lange, rp, Broadway
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Seattle
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, on waivers
Jiri Paroubek, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Joachim Gauck, sp, Brussels
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Joanna Krupa, ss, Milan
Joe Haldeman, cf, Pittsburgh
Joe Musashi, rf, Seattle
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
John Anderson, c, Halicarnassus
John Davidson, sp, Halicarnassus
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Krizel, rf, on waivers
John Millington Synge, c, Brussels
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Nash, sp, Stockholm
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Varley, mr, Brooklyn
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Stamford
Johnny 5, 1b, Terra
Johnny Ramone, rp, Kratovo
Jon Stewart, sp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Joseph Pistone, 2b, Dodge City/on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, on waivers
Julie Chen, ss, Halicarnassus
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, 2b, Terra
Kalidasa, rp, Broadway
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, on waivers
Kate Moss, ss, Milan
Kate Upton, rp, Industry
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 2b, Brussels
Kelley Deal, sp, Seattle
Ken Ober, rp, Halicarnassus
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kennedy, 1b, Halicarnassus
Kevin Pollak, mr, on waivers
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Kratovo
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
Kim Stanley Robinson, c, on waivers
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Frederik IX, sp, Industry
King Gustaf V, rp, Las Vegas
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Karl XV, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
Kit Woolsey, 1b, on waivers
Kofi Kingston, c, Pittsburgh
Kylie Bisutti, rf, Milan

Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Larry Niven, mr, Stamford/on waivers
Laszlo Kover, sp, Brussels
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Learned Hand, sp, Dodge City
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, on waivers
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Halicarnassus

Magus, 3b, on waivers
Malcolm Crowe, mr, Halicarnassus
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, rp, Dodge City
Margaret Atwood, mr, Seattle
Marge Gunderson, rf, Seattle
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Mario Monti, ss, Brussels
Mark Henry, lf, on waivers
Mark Lair, 3b, Las Vegas
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh
Martin Riggs, lf, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, sp, Broadway
Master Hand, ss, San Jose/Las Vegas
Maude Findlay, rf, Pittsburgh
Max Factor, rp, on waivers
Max Morlock, ss, on waivers
Maxwell Anderson, sp, Los Angeles
Meg White, rp, Pittsburgh
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Meta Knight, 2b, San Jose
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, cf, San Jose
Michael Bloomberg, 2b, Industry
Michael D. Higgins, mr, Brussels
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Michelle Branch, rp, Kratovo
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, cf, Brussels
Mike Seaver, mr, Los Angeles
Mog, cf, on waivers
Mork, sp, on waivers
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm

Nadja Auermann, lf, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, lf, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Dodge City
Nei, cf, San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nicole Linkletter, rp, Pittsburgh
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Norm Peterson, rp, Los Angeles
Norman Uprichard, rp, Pittsburgh

Officer Lockstock, 1b, on waivers
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Terra
Orson Scott Card, rp, Seattle
Orville Wright, lf, on waivers
Oswaldo da Silva, ss, Kratovo

Pal Schmitt, sp, Brussels
Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, rf, Kratovo
Perry Mason, cf, Dodge City
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Stanchek, 3b, on waivers
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Phil Connors, ss, Pittsburgh
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Industry
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Stockholm
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Pinky, rf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Piotr Rasputin, 2b, Halicarnassus

Rachel Hunter, rp, Milan
Randall Garrett, mr, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, Industry
Rebecca Howe, rp, Los Angeles
Red XIII, lf, San Jose
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Industry
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Ricky Stratton, 3b, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Robert Kardashian, rp, Dodge City/on waivers
Robert Sheckley, rp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Robert Sherwood, lf, Dodge City/on waivers
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, 3b, Dodge City
Roque Maspoli, sp, Industry
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Royal Tenenbaum, sp, Los Angeles
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, rp, Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, mr, Broadway
Rydia of Mist, sp, Seattle
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, San Jose

Sally Young, ss, Los Angeles
Sam Malone, sp, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, sp, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, sp, Terra
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 1b, Dodge City
Scott Weiland, 2b, on waivers
Scotty 2 Hotty, 3b, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, 2b, Milan
Selma Lagerlof, rp, Stockholm
Sephiroth, lf, San Jose
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Silvio Piola, ss, Los Angeles
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, cf, Dodge City
Slash, lf, Seattle
Snoopy, cf, Las Vegas
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Kratovo
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stephen Stills, cf, Seattle/Los Angeles
Steve Harvey, rp, Halicarnassus
Stick Stickly, 3b, Halicarnassus
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Halicarnassus
Super Crazy, rp, Stamford
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, Kratovo
Sylvester Stallone, rp, Broadway/on waivers

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
Tanya Adams, rf, Seattle
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Tassos Papadopoulos, ss, on waivers
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn/Terra
The Rock, rf, Stamford
Thomas Burnett Swann, rp, Brooklyn
Thomas Norton, ss, Broadway/on waivers
Thurgood Marshall, sp, Dodge City
Tila Tequila, 3b, Dodge City/Dodge City/Dodge City/on waivers
Tim Powers, lf, Brooklyn
Tintoretto, sp, Terra
Tobias Asser, sp, Stockholm
Tom Disch, sp, Stockholm
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, Kratovo
Tony Hawk, cf, Pittsburgh
Trish Stratus, ss, Dodge City
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Turgay Seren, rp, Dodge City
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Viliam Schrojf, 1b, Kratovo/San Jose
Vincent Valentine, sp, Kratovo
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Industry

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Jon Williams, lf, Brooklyn
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Ward Moore, 2b, Brooklyn/on waivers
Webster Long, 3b, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Terra
Wilbur Wright, cf, on waivers
Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, on waivers
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, rf, Industry
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brooklyn
Woody Boyd, lf, on waivers
Wrinkly Kong, cf, Halicarnassus

Yoshi, sp, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, sp, San Jose

Zack de la Rocha, c, Seattle
Zero, cf, on waivers
Zhelyu Zhelev, mr, on waivers

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ali Landry, Milan
Ana Beatriz Barros, Milan
Brooke Burns, Dodge City
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Chas Tenenbaum, Pittsburgh
Don Francisco, on waivers
Dr. Johnny Fever, Los Angeles
Flea, Seattle
Ignacio Achucarro, Brooklyn
James Gunn, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Jean-Luc Dehaene, Brussels
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Anderson, Halicarnassus
John Millington Synge, Brussels
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Kim Stanley Robinson, on waivers
Kofi Kingston, Pittsburgh
Neil Simon, Broadway
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Terra
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Industry
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
Zack de la Rocha, Seattle

First Basemen

Amber Valletta, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Bruce Sterling, Brooklyn/on waivers
Catalin Predoiu, Brussels
Chanel Iman, Milan
Daisy Fuentes, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dannii Minogue, on waivers
Face, Halicarnassus
Frederick Louis Maytag, Dodge City
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Hans Christian Hansen, Broadway
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle
Johnny 5, Terra
Kennedy, Halicarnassus
Kit Woolsey, on waivers
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Officer Lockstock, on waivers
Savio Vega, Stamford
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City
Umaro, San Jose
Viliam Schrojf, Kratovo/San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, on waivers

Second Basemen

Charmander, Halicarnassus
Crash Bandicoot, Brooklyn
Crono, on waivers
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Future, Broadway
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Joseph Pistone, Dodge City/on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, on waivers
Kal-El, Terra
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Brussels
King Dedede, San Jose
Leonidas da Silva, on waivers
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Meta Knight, San Jose
Michael Bloomberg, Industry
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Piotr Rasputin, Halicarnassus
Repo Man, Stamford
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Scott Weiland, on waivers
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, Milan
Shannan Click, Milan
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Ward Moore, Brooklyn/on waivers

Third Basemen

Andy Sipowicz, Brooklyn
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Brooklyn
Arthur Curry, Terra
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Cait Sith, Los Angeles/on waivers
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Diana of Themyscira, Terra
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, Los Angeles
Enrico Fermi, Stamford
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jack Boniface, Dodge City
Jaheira, Dodge City/Dodge City/Broadway
Jason Miller, Brooklyn
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Magus, on waivers
Mark Lair, Las Vegas
Peter Stanchek, on waivers
Pikachu, San Jose
Ricky Stratton, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Stick Stickly, Halicarnassus
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn/Terra
Tila Tequila, Dodge City/Dodge City/Dodge City/on waivers
Webster Long, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Broadway/on waivers

Shortstops

Anne McCaffrey, Stockholm
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Bertie Peacock, Kratovo
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, Halicarnassus
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Cole Sear, Brooklyn
Dexter Holland, Milan
Eddie Vedder, Stamford
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Enda Kenny, Seattle
Evan Dando, Seattle
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Dodge City
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Gustaf Dalen, Seattle
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iain Banks, Los Angeles
Jed Clampett, Las Vegas
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Milan
Julie Chen, Halicarnassus
Kate Moss, Milan
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Mario Monti, Brussels
Master Hand, San Jose/Las Vegas
Max Morlock, on waivers
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Phil Connors, Pittsburgh
Phil Seleski, Terra
Ray Kroc, Industry
Sally Young, Los Angeles
Silvio Piola, Los Angeles
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Sven Axbom, Kratovo
Tassos Papadopoulos, on waivers
Thomas Norton, Broadway/on waivers
Trish Stratus, Dodge City
Walt Disney, Industry
William Inge, Broadway
Wolfgang Schussel, Brooklyn

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Aigars Kalvitis, Los Angeles
Art Linkletter, on waivers
Cid Highwind, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Ernst Stojaspal, on waivers
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Hilary Rhoda, on waivers
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
James White, Brooklyn
Jan Fischer, on waivers
Jiri Paroubek, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Kratovo
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Lucas Papademos, Halicarnassus
Mark Henry, on waivers
Martin Riggs, Dodge City
Nadja Auermann, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Orville Wright, on waivers
Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, Stockholm
Red XIII, San Jose
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Robert Sherwood, Dodge City/on waivers
Sephiroth, San Jose
Slash, Seattle
Squirtle, San Jose
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
Tim Powers, Brooklyn
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, Kratovo
Walter Jon Williams, Brooklyn
Woody Boyd, on waivers

Center Fielders

Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Alexis Carrel, Stockholm
Allvar Gullstrand, Stamford
Ally McBeal, Seattle/Dodge City
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Stockholm
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Elio Di Rupo, Brussels/on waivers
Faith Herbert, on waivers
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
Jack Tripper, on waivers
James Howlett, Terra
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas/Broadway
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn/on waivers
Joe Haldeman, Pittsburgh
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Louis Beel, Brussels
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, San Jose
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels
Mog, on waivers
Nei, San Jose
Perry Mason, Dodge City
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Dodge City
Snoopy, Las Vegas
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Stephen Stills, Seattle/Los Angeles
Tony Hawk, Pittsburgh
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, on waivers
Wrinkly Kong, Halicarnassus
Zero, on waivers

Right Fielders

Adolfas Slezevicius, Brussels
Alex P. Keaton, Los Angeles
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra/on waivers
Beck Hansen, Milan
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Christie Brinkley, Terra
Clyde, Los Angeles
Dobie Gillis, on waivers
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Faarooq, Stamford
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Gangrel, Stamford
Gerhart Hauptmann, Broadway
Grand Master Sexay, Stamford
Griswold the Blacksmith, Broadway
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Harvey Fierstein, Broadway
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Industry
Joe Musashi, Seattle
John Krizel, on waivers
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Marge Gunderson, Seattle
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh
Maude Findlay, Pittsburgh
Pedro Passos Coelho, Kratovo
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Pierre Curie, Stockholm
Pinky, Brooklyn/on waivers
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Tanya Adams, Seattle
The Rock, Stamford
William Randolph Hearst, Industry

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Stamford
Adele, Brooklyn
Adolph Coors, Industry
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Alfred Fried, Stockholm
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Arshile Gorky, Terra
Basil Fawlty, Milan
Caravaggio, Terra
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Catherine Ironfist, on waivers
Conrad Hilton, Pittsburgh
Dave Thomas, Industry
David Roosevelt Bunch, Brooklyn
Denise Richards, on waivers
El Greco, Terra
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Brussels
Felix Frankfurter, Los Angeles
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Ghost of Christmas Present, Halicarnassus
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Milan/Brussels/Stamford
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Seattle
Jenny Lewis, on waivers
Joachim Gauck, Brussels
John Davidson, Halicarnassus
John Nash, Stockholm
Jon Stewart, Terra
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, on waivers
Kelley Deal, Seattle
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Industry
Laszlo Kover, Brussels
Learned Hand, Dodge City
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Maxwell Anderson, Los Angeles
Mork, on waivers
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Pal Schmitt, Brussels
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Industry
Ric Flair, Stamford
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roque Maspoli, Industry
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Royal Tenenbaum, Los Angeles
Rydia of Mist, Seattle
Sam Malone, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, Terra
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, Halicarnassus
Terra Branford, San Jose
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City
Tintoretto, Terra
Tobias Asser, Stockholm
Tom Disch, Stockholm
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, Kratovo
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Yoshi, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Brussels
Bad News Brown, Stamford
Bruno Mars, on waivers
Carla Tortelli, Los Angeles
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Danilo Turk, Brussels/Las Vegas
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
Gaear Grimsrud, Las Vegas/Las Vegas/on waivers
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Terra
Henry Bessemer, Industry
J. Willard Marriott, Kratovo/on waivers
Jaret Reddick, Brooklyn
Jerry Lewis, Terra
Jigglypuff, San Jose
John Varley, Brooklyn
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles/on waivers
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Kevin Pollak, on waivers
Larry Niven, Stamford/on waivers
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Malcolm Crowe, Halicarnassus
Margaret Atwood, Seattle
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
Mike Seaver, Los Angeles
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Randall Garrett, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Broadway
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Wrigley Jr., Industry
Zhelyu Zhelev, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Terra
Alan King, Terra/Brooklyn
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Andrea Jung, Industry
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Barry Greenstein, Las Vegas
Bertolt Brecht, on waivers
Blair Warner, Los Angeles/on waivers
Blinky, Halicarnassus
Boo, Halicarnassus
Celes Chere, San Jose
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Cliff Clavin, Los Angeles
Daniel Keyes, Brooklyn
Daniel Plainview, Pittsburgh
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
ED-209, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, Stamford
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Stockholm
F. Lee Bailey, Dodge City
Famke Janssen, Milan
Flavor Flav, Halicarnassus
Gene Wolfe, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Guy Fieri, Halicarnassus
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Irving Picard, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
Jackie Mason, Terra
Jamie Foxx, Terra
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jill Valentine, San Jose
Jim Lange, Broadway
Jimmy Hoffa, on waivers
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Henson, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, Stamford
Johnny Ramone, Kratovo
Kalidasa, Broadway
Kate Upton, Industry
Ken Ober, Halicarnassus
Kim Gordon, Seattle
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Gustaf V, Las Vegas
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Karl XV, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Max Factor, on waivers
Meg White, Pittsburgh
Michelle Branch, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, Dodge City
Nicole Linkletter, Pittsburgh
Norm Peterson, Los Angeles
Norman Uprichard, Pittsburgh
Orson Scott Card, Seattle
Rachel Hunter, Milan
Rebecca Howe, Los Angeles
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Robert Kardashian, Dodge City/on waivers
Robert Sheckley, Brooklyn/on waivers
Rudolph Eucken, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, Dodge City
Selma Lagerlof, Stockholm
Steve Harvey, Halicarnassus
Super Crazy, Stamford
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway/on waivers
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
Thomas Burnett Swann, Brooklyn
Troy McClure, Broadway
Turgay Seren, Dodge City
Vinnie Barbarino, Industry
Whoopi Goldberg, Terra
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm