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Adam Bonner, cf, on waivers
Adam Duritz, ss, Los Angeles
Aeschylus, ss, Broadway
Agent 99, ss, Los Angeles
Al Gore, c, Stockholm/Pittsburgh
Alan Truscott, rf, Las Vegas
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Einstein, mr, Stockholm
Aldous Huxley, ss, Brooklyn
Alessandra Ambrosio, 2b, Broadway
Alex Bubnov, cf, Kratovo
Alex Forrest, rp, Broadway
Alex Novikov, cf, Kratovo
Alex Trebek, rf, Hollywood
Alexander Graham Bell, lf, Industry
Alfie Bester, rf, Brooklyn
Alfred Elton van Vogt, sp, Brooklyn
Alfred Sheinwold, ss, Las Vegas
Alice Kramden, rp, Los Angeles
Alice Sheldon, ss, Brooklyn
Alis Landale, 3b, San Jose
Allen Ludden, lf, Broadway
Alvin Roth, 2b, Hollywood
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amarillo Preston, rp, Los Angeles
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anderson Cooper, sp, Hollywood
Andoni Goikoetxea, c, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, 1b, Stamford
Andrew Mellon, rf, Industry
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Andy Taylor, lf, Los Angeles/Seattle
Angela Merkel, 2b, Brussels/Stamford
Angie Everhart, rp, Milan
Ani DiFranco, 1b, Seattle
Anibal Cavaco Silva, sp, Brussels
Anne Robinson, sp, Hollywood/Seattle
Anthony Burgess, mr, Terra
Art Alexakis, mr, Brussels
Art Fleming, 2b, Hollywood
Arthur Charles Clarke, lf, Brooklyn/Stamford
Arthur Guinness, c, Industry
Arthur Kornberg, sp, Stockholm
August Strindberg, ss, Broadway
Aunt Bee, rf, Terra

Bam Bam Bigelow, ss, Stamford/Brooklyn
Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, sp, Industry
Barney Fife, cf, on waivers
Barry Allen, 3b, Terra
Barry Crane, 2b, Las Vegas
Barry Sharpless, rf, Stockholm
Belboz, rp, Pusan
Ben Gibbard, 1b, on waivers
Ben Stein, ss, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, sp, Pittsburgh
Bert Convy, sp, Hollywood
Bill Berry, lf, on waivers
Bill Cullen, rp, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, rp, San Jose
Billy, ss, San Jose
Billy Corgan, lf, Brussels/Pittsburgh
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, San Jose
Blue Marble, 2b, on waivers
Bob, 2b, San Jose
Bob Barker, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Eubanks, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Heinlein, ss, Brooklyn
Bob Saget, c, Hollywood
Bob Silverberg, lf, Brooklyn/Brussels
Borut Pahor, 3b, Brussels
Bowser, c, San Jose
Brenda Bates, sp, on waivers
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, Stamford
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Pusan
Brooklyn Decker, 1b, Milan
Bruce Banner, cf, Terra
Bruce Wayne, 2b, Terra
Bub, ss, San Jose
Bubba Ray Dudley, rp, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., sp, Stockholm

CATS, mr, San Jose
Candice Swanepoel, sp, Milan
Captain Lou Albano, 3b, Stamford
Carl Icahn, cf, Seattle
Carol Alt, lf, on waivers
Catherine Lucille Moore, 3b, Brooklyn
Charles Goren, c, Las Vegas
Charles Schwab, rf, Industry
Charles Xavier, 2b, Hollywood
Chip Reese, rp, Las Vegas
Chris Cornell, 2b, Seattle
Chris Jericho, 2b, Stamford
Chris Martin, rf, Hollywood
Christopher Marlowe, 1b, Broadway
Christy Turlington, cf, Seattle
Chuck Woolery, rp, on waivers
Clarence Rutherford, sp, Brussels
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Clifford Odets, lf, on waivers
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Conor Oberst, rp, on waivers
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, sp, Terra
Courtney Love, sp, Seattle
Cyril Kornbluth, mr, Brooklyn
Cyrus McCormick, mr, Industry

D'Arcy Wretzky, c, Seattle
D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford
Damon Knight, ss, Los Angeles
Danny Williams, 2b, on waivers
Dave Grohl, mr, Pittsburgh
David Baltimore, rp, Stockholm
David Cameron, ss, Brussels
Desmond Tutu, 2b, Stockholm
Dick Clark, rf, on waivers
Dirk the Daring, rf, Hollywood
Doc Smith, rp, Brooklyn
Doink the Clown, rf, Brussels
Dominique Dropsy, sp, Kratovo
Donald Tusk, 2b, on waivers
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra
Dorothy Truscott, ss, Las Vegas
Doyle Brunson, rp, Las Vegas
Dr. Luther Brooks, ss, Pittsburgh
Dr. Wily, c, Terra
Drew Carey, rf, Terra/Pittsburgh/Stockholm

Easley Blackwood, cf, Las Vegas
Eddie Brock, 2b, Terra
Eddie Haskell, sp, Industry
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, 3b, Broadway
Edward Norton, rp, Brussels
Eike Immel, sp, Kratovo
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elik the Great, rp, Pusan
Elisha Otis, cf, Brussels
Elizabeth Blackburn, sp, Stockholm
Elliott Smith, c, Seattle
Elsa von Spielburg, lf, Pusan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, sp, Las Vegas
Emil Boc, rf, Brussels
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Blair, sp, Terra
Eric Murray, 3b, Las Vegas
Ernest Hemingway, rf, Stockholm
Ethel Mertz, 3b, Los Angeles
Eugene Ionesco, rp, Broadway
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Eva Herzigova, cf, Milan

Fatty, c, Seattle/Industry
Fatty Bolger, ss, on waivers
Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, 3b, Brooklyn/Stamford
Fighter, lf, San Jose
Floyd Lawson, c, Los Angeles
Forrest Mars, mr, Seattle
Francis Crick, cf, Stockholm
Francois Fillon, cf, on waivers
Frank Castle, ss, San Jose
Fred Mertz, ss, on waivers
Fred Pohl, 1b, Broadway
Freddy Krueger, sp, Los Angeles
Fredrik Reinfeldt, rf, Brooklyn
Fwiffo, c, Pusan

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Gene Rayburn, 1b, Brussels
George Bernard Shaw, sp, Stockholm
George Eastman, ss, Industry
George Hanson, lf, Pittsburgh
George Orwell, mr, Terra
George Papandreou, lf, Brussels/Brooklyn
George Westinghouse, rf, Industry
Gilligan, sp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Los Angeles
Giorgio Napolitano, sp, Brussels
Glorfindel, cf, Pusan
Gorath of the Ardanien, lf, Pusan
Grand Duke Henri, rp, Brussels
Griswold, mr, Pusan
Groucho Marx, cf, Hollywood
Gyozo Burcsa, 2b, Kratovo

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, rf, Stamford
Harold Vanderbilt, 1b, Las Vegas
Harriet Nelson, mr, Los Angeles
Heidi Klum, rp, Milan
Henri Nestle, sp, Brussels
Henrik Ibsen, rf, Broadway
Henry F. Potter, mr, Pittsburgh
Henry Holland, 1b, Pittsburgh
Henry Kuttner, cf, Brooklyn
Herbert Dow, 2b, on waivers
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, Pusan
Howard Phillips Lovecraft, rf, on waivers

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Industry
Ilya Ilf, rp, on waivers
Iman, rp, Milan
Iolo Fitzowen, sp, Pittsburgh
Irwin R. Schyster, rp, Pittsburgh
Isaac Asimov, 2b, Brooklyn
Ivan Igor, rp, on waivers

Jack Daniel, ss, Industry
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, San Jose
Jacky Munaron, rp, Kratovo
James Blish, mr, Stamford
James Gamble, rp, Industry
James Iha, rf, Seattle/Stamford
James Watson, ss, Stockholm
Jamie King, ss, Milan
Jan Peter Balkenende, 1b, Las Vegas
Jay Gould, lf, Seattle
Jean-Claude Juncker, lf, Brussels
Jean-Marie Pfaff, sp, Kratovo
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Seattle/Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, 1b, Terra
Jeff Probst, lf, San Jose
Jerry Mulligan, lf, Brooklyn
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, sp, Brooklyn
Jessica Stam, c, Milan
Jim Anderson, 3b, on waivers
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, 2b, on waivers
Jimmy Carter, c, Stockholm
Jimmy Chamberlin, rp, Brussels
Jimmy Kimmel, ss, Hollywood
Joel Bats, rp, Kratovo
Joey Barnes, 1b, Los Angeles
Johann Von Goethe, ss, Milan
John Cadbury, mr, on waivers
John Cena, cf, Stamford
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Seattle
John Gerber, lf, on waivers
John Paul Getty, ss, Industry
John Steinbeck, ss, Pittsburgh
Johnny Moss, rp, Las Vegas
Johnny Storm, rf, on waivers
Jonas Grumby, rp, Los Angeles
Jorge Burruchaga, 3b, Kratovo
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, cf, Brussels/Stamford
Josie Maran, ss, Brooklyn/Stamford
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, Kratovo/Seattle
Judith Grossman, 2b, Los Angeles
Jules Verne, c, on waivers
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Kratovo

Karolina Kurkova, sp, Milan
Kary Mullis, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
King Graham, c, Hollywood
King Juan Carlos I, rp, Hollywood
King Kong Bundy, 1b, Brooklyn
Kofi Annan, 2b, Stockholm
Kriiador, 3b, Pusan
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Seattle
Kurt Cobain, rp, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, sp, Brooklyn
Kylearan, rp, Broadway/Brooklyn

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Lance Bean, mr, San Jose
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, c, Terra
Lauren Hutton, lf, Milan
Left Paddle, sp, San Jose/Seattle
Lei Clijsters, ss, on waivers
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leisure Suit Larry, 2b, Pusan
Leo Bloom, rf, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Lev Yashin, mr, Kratovo
Levi Strauss, 2b, Industry
Lew Mathe, cf, Las Vegas
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Lily Cole, sp, Milan
Linda Evangelista, mr, Las Vegas
Linus Pauling, sp, Stockholm
Little Mac, lf, on waivers
Lope de Vega, c, Broadway
Lord British, sp, Pusan
Lothar Matthaus, c, Kratovo
Lucas Jackson, 3b, Pittsburgh
Lucy Ricardo, 2b, Pittsburgh
Luigi, c, San Jose

Marc Summers, cf, Hollywood
Mario, 1b, San Jose
Marisa Miller, sp, Milan
Mark Twain, sp, Stamford
Marty McFly, c, Pittsburgh/Pusan
Mary Ann Summers, lf, Los Angeles
Mary Shelley, sp, Brooklyn
Matt Murdock, ss, Terra/Hollywood
Matti Vanhanen, c, on waivers
Max Bialystock, rf, Pittsburgh/Terra
Max Euwe, sp, Los Angeles
Maxim Gorky, 1b, Brussels
Maxwell Smart, c, Los Angeles
Mega Man, sp, San Jose
Michael Stipe, 2b, Seattle
Mike Mills, c, on waivers
Mike O'Malley, sp, on waivers
Mikhail Gorbachev, rp, Stockholm
Milla Jovovich, sp, Milan
Miranda Kerr, mr, Milan
Moliere, mr, Broadway
Molly Sims, sp, Milan
Montaron, 2b, Pusan
Montel Vontavious Porter, lf, Stamford/Brooklyn
Monty Hall, sp, Hollywood

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Industry
Nelson Mandela, 1b, on waivers
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nick Drake, rp, San Jose
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra
Niels Bohr, cf, Stockholm
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Stamford
Nikos Stavros, sp, Pusan
Noah Cross, rp, Pittsburgh
Noel Coward, rp, Broadway
Norma Desmond, 1b, Kratovo
Norman Kay, 2b, Brussels
Norman Stansfield, mr, Pittsburgh

O. Henry, sp, Terra
Ole Qvist, mr, on waivers
Oleg Blokhin, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, lf, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, 1b, Milan
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Otis Campbell, rf, Los Angeles
Ozzie Nelson, mr, on waivers

Pac-Man, 3b, on waivers
Pat Sajak, mr, Hollywood
Patrus, rp, on waivers
Paul Berg, sp, Broadway
Paul Morphy, sp, Las Vegas
Paulina Porizkova, sp, on waivers
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, c, Broadway
Penn Jillette, lf, Pittsburgh
Peter Buck, 3b, Pusan
Peter Disztl, rp, on waivers
Peter Parker, c, Hollywood/Terra
Peter Shilton, sp, Seattle
Peter Tomarken, rp, Hollywood
Petra Nemcova, rf, Milan
Phil Hellmuth, rp, Las Vegas
Phil Sharp, mr, on waivers
Philip Hughes, rp, Kratovo
Philip Morris, sp, on waivers
Philippe Bergeroo, sp, on waivers
Pierre Corneille, sp, on waivers
Pierre Littbarski, 2b, on waivers
Pit, sp, Pittsburgh
Pitfall Harry, ss, on waivers
Plamen Getov, 2b, Kratovo
Plautus, rp, Broadway
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Princess Peach, cf, San Jose
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Q-Bert, rf, San Jose
Queen Beatrix, rp, Pusan
Queen Elizabeth II, rp, Seattle

Ralph Kramden, rp, Los Angeles/Broadway
Ray Bradbury, 2b, Stamford/Brussels
Ray Combs, cf, on waivers
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Reed Richards, cf, on waivers
Regis Philbin, 1b, Hollywood
Richard Branson, 1b, Industry
Richard Dawson, mr, Hollywood
Rick Blaine, 3b, Broadway
Ricky Ricardo, 1b, Brooklyn
Right Paddle, mr, on waivers
Rinat Dasayev, rp, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, rp, Seattle
Robert Fico, 1b, Broadway
Robert Smith, sp, Seattle
Robert Wood Johnson, lf, Industry
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, ss, Milan
Rowdy Roddy Piper, sp, Brooklyn
Roy Batty, rp, Pittsburgh
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, mr, Stockholm
Ruy Lopez, sp, Las Vegas

Sadok Sassi, rp, Kratovo
Saki, sp, on waivers
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sami Kehela, 1b, Las Vegas
Samuel Gompers, 3b, Stockholm
Samuel Stayman, rf, Las Vegas
Samus Aran, sp, San Jose
San-Raal, rp, on waivers
Selina Kyle, 3b, Terra
Seneca, rf, on waivers
Seymour Cray, rp, Industry
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Stamford
Silvio Berlusconi, 3b, Brooklyn
Simon Belmont, 1b, Pittsburgh
Sir Arthur, rp, San Jose
Siulajia, rf, on waivers
Skullcrusher, 1b, on waivers
Sophocles, sp, Brussels/Pittsburgh
Soren Busk, c, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Stephanie Seymour, rf, Milan
Steve Douglas, c, on waivers
Steve Rogers, rf, Terra
Stu Ungar, rp, Las Vegas
Sue Richards, rf, on waivers
Sufjan Stevens, rp, on waivers

T. Boone Pickens, c, Hollywood
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Sturgeon, rp, Brooklyn
Tennessee Williams, cf, Broadway
Terry Malloy, c, Pittsburgh
The Brooklyn Brawler, rp, Stamford/Brussels
The Grand Wizard, rp, Brooklyn
The Honky Tonk Man, cf, Los Angeles
The Iron Sheik, c, Stamford/Brussels
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, c, Stamford
The Mountie, mr, Stamford
Theodore Cleaver, sp, Los Angeles
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, Stockholm
Thierry Tusseau, cf, on waivers
Thom Yorke, 2b, Seattle
Thomas Decker, rf, on waivers
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Middleton, mr, on waivers
Thurston B. Howell III, 3b, Los Angeles
Tom Bergeron, rp, Seattle
Tom Cech, 3b, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, 3b, Broadway
Tony Kushner, cf, Broadway
Tony Stark, lf, Terra
Tori Amos, sp, Seattle/Hollywood
Traian Basescu, mr, Brussels
Tramp, c, Seattle
Trixie Norton, rp, Los Angeles
Tropical Oil Man, mr, Pusan
Twiggy, rf, on waivers
Tyra Banks, c, Milan

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Milan
Val Venis, lf, Stamford
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Valery Gazzaev, 3b, Kratovo
Vasily Rats, rf, Kratovo
Vi Domina, ss, Pusan
Vic Viper, rp, Brooklyn
Vince McMahon, sp, Stamford
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, sp, Broadway

Wally Cleaver, sp, Brussels/Stamford
Walter Zenga, sp, Kratovo
Wayne Brady, 1b, Pusan
Werner Heisenberg, ss, Stockholm
Werner von Siemens, 1b, Industry
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Procter, rp, Industry
William Shakespeare, sp, Broadway
William Tenn, sp, Terra
Wink Martindale, rp, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, rp, Stockholm
Woody Allen, rp, Terra
Wyatt, 3b, Pittsburgh

Xzar, 3b, Pusan

Yevgeni Petrov, rp, on waivers
Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yves Leterme, ss, Seattle

Zehir, rf, Pusan/Pittsburgh

By position

Catchers

Al Gore, Stockholm/Pittsburgh
Andoni Goikoetxea, Kratovo
Arthur Guinness, Industry
Bob Saget, Hollywood
Bowser, San Jose
Charles Goren, Las Vegas
D'Arcy Wretzky, Seattle
Dr. Wily, Terra
Elliott Smith, Seattle
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Fatty, Seattle/Industry
Floyd Lawson, Los Angeles
Fwiffo, Pusan
Jessica Stam, Milan
Jimmy Carter, Stockholm
Jules Verne, on waivers
King Graham, Hollywood
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, Terra
Lope de Vega, Broadway
Lothar Matthaus, Kratovo
Luigi, San Jose
Marty McFly, Pittsburgh/Pusan
Matti Vanhanen, on waivers
Maxwell Smart, Los Angeles
Mike Mills, on waivers
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, Broadway
Peter Parker, Hollywood/Terra
Sgt. Slaughter, Stamford
Soren Busk, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Steve Douglas, on waivers
T. Boone Pickens, Hollywood
Terry Malloy, Pittsburgh
The Iron Sheik, Stamford/Brussels
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, Stamford
Tramp, Seattle
Tyra Banks, Milan
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, Seattle
Ben Gibbard, on waivers
Brooklyn Decker, Milan
Christopher Marlowe, Broadway
Fred Pohl, Broadway
Gene Rayburn, Brussels
Harold Vanderbilt, Las Vegas
Henry Holland, Pittsburgh
Jan Peter Balkenende, Las Vegas
Jeff Buckley, Seattle/Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, Terra
Joey Barnes, Los Angeles
King Kong Bundy, Brooklyn
Mario, San Jose
Maxim Gorky, Brussels
Natalie Merchant, Industry
Nelson Mandela, on waivers
Norma Desmond, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, Milan
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Regis Philbin, Hollywood
Richard Branson, Industry
Ricky Ricardo, Brooklyn
Robert Fico, Broadway
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Simon Belmont, Pittsburgh
Skullcrusher, on waivers
Wayne Brady, Pusan
Werner von Siemens, Industry

Second Basemen

Alessandra Ambrosio, Broadway
Alvin Roth, Hollywood
Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Angela Merkel, Brussels/Stamford
Art Fleming, Hollywood
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Barry Crane, Las Vegas
Black Belt, San Jose
Blue Marble, on waivers
Bob, San Jose
Bruce Wayne, Terra
Charles Xavier, Hollywood
Chris Cornell, Seattle
Chris Jericho, Stamford
Danny Williams, on waivers
Desmond Tutu, Stockholm
Donald Tusk, on waivers
Eddie Brock, Terra
Gyozo Burcsa, Kratovo
Herbert Dow, on waivers
Isaac Asimov, Brooklyn
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, on waivers
Judith Grossman, Los Angeles
Kofi Annan, Stockholm
Leisure Suit Larry, Pusan
Levi Strauss, Industry
Lucy Ricardo, Pittsburgh
Michael Stipe, Seattle
Montaron, Pusan
Norman Kay, Brussels
Pierre Littbarski, on waivers
Plamen Getov, Kratovo
Ray Bradbury, Stamford/Brussels
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Thom Yorke, Seattle

Third Basemen

Alis Landale, San Jose
Barry Allen, Terra
Bob Barker, Hollywood
Bob Eubanks, Hollywood
Borut Pahor, Brussels
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Stamford
Captain Lou Albano, Stamford
Catherine Lucille Moore, Brooklyn
Eddie Kantar, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, Broadway
Eric Murray, Las Vegas
Ethel Mertz, Los Angeles
Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, Brooklyn/Stamford
Ida Tarbell, Industry
Jim Anderson, on waivers
Jorge Burruchaga, Kratovo
Kriiador, Pusan
Krist Novoselic, Seattle
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Lucas Jackson, Pittsburgh
Nikolai Volkoff, Stamford
Pac-Man, on waivers
Peter Buck, Pusan
Rick Blaine, Broadway
Samuel Gompers, Stockholm
Selina Kyle, Terra
Silvio Berlusconi, Brooklyn
Thurston B. Howell III, Los Angeles
Tom Cech, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, Broadway
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Valery Gazzaev, Kratovo
Wyatt, Pittsburgh
Xzar, Pusan

Shortstops

Adam Duritz, Los Angeles
Aeschylus, Broadway
Agent 99, Los Angeles
Aldous Huxley, Brooklyn
Alfred Sheinwold, Las Vegas
Alice Sheldon, Brooklyn
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
August Strindberg, Broadway
Bam Bam Bigelow, Stamford/Brooklyn
Ben Stein, Los Angeles
Billy, San Jose
Bob Heinlein, Brooklyn
Bub, San Jose
Clark Kent, Terra
Damon Knight, Los Angeles
David Cameron, Brussels
Dorothy Truscott, Las Vegas
Dr. Luther Brooks, Pittsburgh
Fatty Bolger, on waivers
Frank Castle, San Jose
Fred Mertz, on waivers
George Eastman, Industry
Jack Daniel, Industry
James Watson, Stockholm
Jamie King, Milan
Jimmy Kimmel, Hollywood
Johann Von Goethe, Milan
John D. Rockefeller, Seattle
John Paul Getty, Industry
John Steinbeck, Pittsburgh
Josie Maran, Brooklyn/Stamford
Julio Olarticoechea, Kratovo
Lei Clijsters, on waivers
Matt Murdock, Terra/Hollywood
Pitfall Harry, on waivers
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Milan
Vi Domina, Pusan
Werner Heisenberg, Stockholm
Yokozuna, Stamford
Yves Leterme, Seattle

Left Fielders

Alexander Graham Bell, Industry
Allen Ludden, Broadway
Andy Taylor, Los Angeles/Seattle
Arthur Charles Clarke, Brooklyn/Stamford
Bill Berry, on waivers
Billy Corgan, Brussels/Pittsburgh
Bob Silverberg, Brooklyn/Brussels
Carol Alt, on waivers
Clifford Odets, on waivers
Elsa von Spielburg, Pusan
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Fighter, San Jose
George Hanson, Pittsburgh
George Papandreou, Brussels/Brooklyn
Gorath of the Ardanien, Pusan
Jay Gould, Seattle
Jean-Claude Juncker, Brussels
Jeff Probst, San Jose
Jerry Mulligan, Brooklyn
John Gerber, on waivers
Lauren Hutton, Milan
Little Mac, on waivers
Mary Ann Summers, Los Angeles
Montel Vontavious Porter, Stamford/Brooklyn
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Oleg Protasov, Kratovo
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Penn Jillette, Pittsburgh
Robert Wood Johnson, Industry
Theodore Roosevelt, Stockholm
Tony Stark, Terra
Val Venis, Stamford

Center Fielders

Adam Bonner, on waivers
Alex Bubnov, Kratovo
Alex Novikov, Kratovo
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Barney Fife, on waivers
Bruce Banner, Terra
Carl Icahn, Seattle
Christy Turlington, Seattle
Easley Blackwood, Las Vegas
Elisha Otis, Brussels
Erdrick, San Jose
Eva Herzigova, Milan
Francis Crick, Stockholm
Francois Fillon, on waivers
Glorfindel, Pusan
Groucho Marx, Hollywood
Henry Kuttner, Brooklyn
Hillary Tickingclock, Pusan
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
John Cena, Stamford
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, Brussels/Stamford
Kary Mullis, Industry
Lew Mathe, Las Vegas
Marc Summers, Hollywood
Niels Bohr, Stockholm
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Princess Peach, San Jose
Ray Combs, on waivers
Reed Richards, on waivers
Tennessee Williams, Broadway
The Honky Tonk Man, Los Angeles
Thierry Tusseau, on waivers
Tony Kushner, Broadway

Right Fielders

Alan Truscott, Las Vegas
Alex Trebek, Hollywood
Alfie Bester, Brooklyn
Andrew Mellon, Industry
Aunt Bee, Terra
Barry Sharpless, Stockholm
Charles Schwab, Industry
Chris Martin, Hollywood
Dick Clark, on waivers
Dirk the Daring, Hollywood
Doink the Clown, Brussels
Drew Carey, Terra/Pittsburgh/Stockholm
Emil Boc, Brussels
Ernest Hemingway, Stockholm
Fredrik Reinfeldt, Brooklyn
George Westinghouse, Industry
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Stamford
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Howard Phillips Lovecraft, on waivers
James Iha, Seattle/Stamford
Johnny Storm, on waivers
Leo Bloom, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Max Bialystock, Pittsburgh/Terra
Oleg Blokhin, Kratovo
Otis Campbell, Los Angeles
Petra Nemcova, Milan
Q-Bert, San Jose
Samuel Stayman, Las Vegas
Seneca, on waivers
Siulajia, on waivers
Stephanie Seymour, Milan
Steve Rogers, Terra
Sue Richards, on waivers
Thomas Decker, on waivers
Twiggy, on waivers
Vasily Rats, Kratovo
Zehir, Pusan/Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Alfred Elton van Vogt, Brooklyn
Anderson Cooper, Hollywood
Anibal Cavaco Silva, Brussels
Anne Robinson, Hollywood/Seattle
Arthur Kornberg, Stockholm
Barack Obama, Industry
Benjamin Willis, Pittsburgh
Bert Convy, Hollywood
Black Mage, San Jose
Brenda Bates, on waivers
Bronislaw Komorowski, Pusan
Bubba Sawyer Jr., Stockholm
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Clarence Rutherford, Brussels
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Courtney Love, Seattle
Dominique Dropsy, Kratovo
Donkey Kong, Terra
Eddie Haskell, Industry
Eike Immel, Kratovo
Elizabeth Blackburn, Stockholm
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Eric Blair, Terra
Freddy Krueger, Los Angeles
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
George Bernard Shaw, Stockholm
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, Los Angeles
Giorgio Napolitano, Brussels
Henri Nestle, Brussels
Iolo Fitzowen, Pittsburgh
Jean-Marie Pfaff, Kratovo
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Brooklyn
Karolina Kurkova, Milan
Kurt Vonnegut, Brooklyn
Left Paddle, San Jose/Seattle
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lily Cole, Milan
Linus Pauling, Stockholm
Lord British, Pusan
Marisa Miller, Milan
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mary Shelley, Brooklyn
Max Euwe, Los Angeles
Mega Man, San Jose
Mike O'Malley, on waivers
Milla Jovovich, Milan
Molly Sims, Milan
Monty Hall, Hollywood
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra
Nikos Stavros, Pusan
O. Henry, Terra
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Paul Berg, Broadway
Paul Morphy, Las Vegas
Paulina Porizkova, on waivers
Peter Shilton, Seattle
Philip Morris, on waivers
Philippe Bergeroo, on waivers
Pierre Corneille, on waivers
Pit, Pittsburgh
Robert Smith, Seattle
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Rowdy Roddy Piper, Brooklyn
Ruy Lopez, Las Vegas
Saki, on waivers
Samus Aran, San Jose
Sophocles, Brussels/Pittsburgh
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Theodore Cleaver, Los Angeles
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tori Amos, Seattle/Hollywood
Vince McMahon, Stamford
Voltaire, Broadway
Wally Cleaver, Brussels/Stamford
Walter Zenga, Kratovo
William Colgate, Industry
William Shakespeare, Broadway
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Albert Einstein, Stockholm
Anthony Burgess, Terra
Art Alexakis, Brussels
CATS, San Jose
Corak, Pusan
Cyril Kornbluth, Brooklyn
Cyrus McCormick, Industry
Dave Grohl, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, Seattle
George Orwell, Terra
Griswold, Pusan
Harriet Nelson, Los Angeles
Henry F. Potter, Pittsburgh
James Blish, Stamford
John Cadbury, on waivers
Jozef Mlynarczyk, Kratovo/Seattle
Lance Bean, San Jose
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Linda Evangelista, Las Vegas
Miranda Kerr, Milan
Moliere, Broadway
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
Norman Stansfield, Pittsburgh
Ole Qvist, on waivers
Ozzie Nelson, on waivers
Pat Sajak, Hollywood
Phil Sharp, on waivers
Richard Dawson, Hollywood
Right Paddle, on waivers
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
The Mountie, Stamford
Thomas Middleton, on waivers
Traian Basescu, Brussels
Tropical Oil Man, Pusan
Vaclav Klaus, Milan
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas

Relief Pitchers

Albert Brooks, Terra
Alex Forrest, Broadway
Alice Kramden, Los Angeles
Amarillo Preston, Los Angeles
Angie Everhart, Milan
Belboz, Pusan
Bill Cullen, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, San Jose
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford
Chip Reese, Las Vegas
Chuck Woolery, on waivers
Coco Chanel, Industry
Conor Oberst, on waivers
D-Von Dudley, Stamford
David Baltimore, Stockholm
Doc Smith, Brooklyn
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Edward Norton, Brussels
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Elik the Great, Pusan
Eugene Ionesco, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Grand Duke Henri, Brussels
Heidi Klum, Milan
Ilya Ilf, on waivers
Iman, Milan
Irwin R. Schyster, Pittsburgh
Ivan Igor, on waivers
Jack Vance, San Jose
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
James Gamble, Industry
Jimmy Chamberlin, Brussels
Joel Bats, Kratovo
Johnny Moss, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
King Juan Carlos I, Hollywood
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Kylearan, Broadway/Brooklyn
Mikhail Gorbachev, Stockholm
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo
Nick Drake, San Jose
Noah Cross, Pittsburgh
Noel Coward, Broadway
Patrus, on waivers
Peter Disztl, on waivers
Peter Tomarken, Hollywood
Phil Hellmuth, Las Vegas
Philip Hughes, Kratovo
Plautus, Broadway
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Beatrix, Pusan
Queen Elizabeth II, Seattle
Ralph Kramden, Los Angeles/Broadway
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rinat Dasayev, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, Seattle
Roy Batty, Pittsburgh
Sadok Sassi, Kratovo
San-Raal, on waivers
Seymour Cray, Industry
Sir Arthur, San Jose
Stu Ungar, Las Vegas
Sufjan Stevens, on waivers
Ted Sturgeon, Brooklyn
The Brooklyn Brawler, Stamford/Brussels
The Grand Wizard, Brooklyn
Tom Bergeron, Seattle
Trixie Norton, Los Angeles
Vic Viper, Brooklyn
Virgil, Stamford
William Procter, Industry
Wink Martindale, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra
Yevgeni Petrov, on waivers