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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Stamford

Adele, sp, Brooklyn
Adolf Hitler, cf, on waivers
Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, Brussels
Adolph Coors, sp, on waivers
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aigars Kalvitis, lf, on waivers
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Terra
Alan King, sp, on waivers
Alex P. Keaton, lf, Los Angeles
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alexis Carrel, cf, Stockholm
Alfred Fried, sp, Stockholm
Alfred Kelbassa, 3b, Los Angeles
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, on waivers
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Pittsburgh
Ally McBeal, cf, on waivers
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amber Valletta, 1b, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Ana Beatriz Barros, c, Milan
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Andy Sipowicz, 3b, Brooklyn
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Stockholm
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Broadway
Aristide Briand, sp, Stockholm
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, on waivers
Arshile Gorky, sp, Terra
Arthur Curry, 2b, Terra
Avril Lavigne, sp, Seattle

Bad News Brown, mr, on waivers
Barry Greenstein, rp, Las Vegas
Basil Fawlty, sp, Milan
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Berry Westra, rp, Las Vegas
Bertie Peacock, ss, Kratovo
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Blinky, rp, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bobby Goldman, 2b, Las Vegas
Boo, rp, Halicarnassus
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brooke Burns, c, Dodge City

C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
Camillo Golgi, cf, Stockholm
Caravaggio, sp, on waivers
Carla Tortelli, mr, Los Angeles
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, ss, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, 1b, Brussels
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
Chanel Iman, 1b, Milan
Charlene Dupre, 3b, on waivers
Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, Halicarnassus
Chas Tenenbaum, c, on waivers
Chip Delany, rp, on waivers
Chop Chop Master Onion, lf, San Jose
Chris Harrison, ss, Halicarnassus
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Terra
Cid Highwind, lf, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Seattle
Cliff Clavin, rp, Los Angeles
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Clyde, rf, Los Angeles
Cole Sear, ss, on waivers
Conrad Hilton, sp, Pittsburgh
Crash Bandicoot, 2b, Brooklyn

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Dani Evans, cf, Milan
Daniel Keyes, rp, Brooklyn
Daniel Plainview, rp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Danielle Lloyd, lf, on waivers
Danilo Turk, mr, on waivers
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Dave Thomas, sp, Industry
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
David Roosevelt Bunch, mr, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, rp, Dodge City
Dexter Holland, ss, Terra/on waivers
Diana of Themyscira, 3b, Terra
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles
Dick Loudon, sp, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Donald Margulies, sp, Broadway/Los Angeles
Dorothy, 2b, on waivers
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Doug Martsch, 2b, on waivers
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Doyle Brunson, rp, on waivers
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Los Angeles
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, rf, on waivers

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Las Vegas
Eddie Vedder, ss, Stamford
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Stamford
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Terra
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Industry
Elle Macpherson, rp, Milan
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Seattle
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stamford
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Rodwell, lf, on waivers
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, on waivers
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Estee Lauder, rp, Stockholm
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle

F. Lee Bailey, rp, Dodge City
Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Halicarnassus
Famke Janssen, rp, Milan
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Felix Frankfurter, sp, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Fiona Volpe, mr, on waivers
Flavor Flav, rp, on waivers
Flea, c, Seattle
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Dodge City
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gangrel, rf, on waivers
Gene Wolfe, rp, on waivers
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
Gerhart Hauptmann, rf, Broadway/on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Broadway
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Present, sp, Halicarnassus
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, 2b, Dodge City
Giorgio Ghezzi, rp, Kratovo
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn/on waivers
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Stamford
Grand Master Sexay, lf, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Gregory Benford, 2b, Brooklyn
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Broadway
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Gunnar Myrdal, mr, Stockholm
Gustaf Dalen, cf, Seattle
Guy Fieri, rp, Halicarnassus
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo

Hal Clement, mr, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Broadway
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harvey Fierstein, rf, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry Bessemer, mr, Industry
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Horst Seehofer, mr, Brussels
Howard Beale, rf, Pittsburgh
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas
Howard Waldrop, sp, Brooklyn

Iain Banks, ss, on waivers
Ignacio Achucarro, 1b, Brooklyn
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Irving Picard, rp, Dodge City
Italo Calvino, rf, Brooklyn
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, Terra

Jack Boniface, 1b, on waivers
Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack McCoy, lf, Dodge City
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jackie Mason, rp, Terra/Terra
Jaheira, 3b, Broadway
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Seattle
James Francis Ryan, mr, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, cf, Terra
James White, lf, Brooklyn
Jamie Foxx, rp, Terra
Janos Ader, sp, Brussels
Jaret Reddick, mr, on waivers
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Industry/on waivers
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jason Bourne, sp, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn
Jason Miller, 3b, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jean-Luc Dehaene, c, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Broadway
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jigglypuff, mr, San Jose
Jill Valentine, rp, San Jose
Jim Lange, rp, Broadway
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Seattle
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles
Joachim Gauck, sp, Brussels
Joanna Krupa, ss, Milan
Joe Haldeman, cf, Terra/on waivers
Joe Musashi, cf, Seattle
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
John Anderson, c, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Davidson, sp, Halicarnassus
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Millington Synge, c, Brussels
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Nash, sp, Stockholm
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Varley, mr, Brooklyn
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Stamford
Johnny 5, 1b, Terra
Johnny Ramone, rp, Kratovo
Jon Stewart, sp, Terra
Julian May, rf, on waivers
Julie Chen, ss, Halicarnassus
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, ss, Terra
Kalidasa, rp, Broadway
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Karolos Papoulias, sp, Brussels
Kate Moss, ss, Milan
Kate Upton, rp, Industry
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Brussels
Keith Laumer, cf, Brooklyn
Kelley Deal, sp, Milan
Ken Ober, rp, Halicarnassus
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kennedy, 1b, Halicarnassus
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, on waivers
Kim Gordon, rp, Broadway
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Frederik IX, sp, Industry
King Gustaf V, rp, Las Vegas
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Karl XV, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
Kofi Kingston, c, Pittsburgh
Kylie Bisutti, rf, Milan

Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Lars Ulrich, 3b, on waivers
Laszlo Kover, sp, Brussels
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Layne Flack, rp, Las Vegas
Learned Hand, sp, Dodge City
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
Leon Bourgeois, sp, Los Angeles
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Linus Caldwell, rp, on waivers
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway/on waivers
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Halicarnassus

Malcolm Crowe, mr, on waivers
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, rp, Dodge City
Margaret Atwood, mr, Seattle
Marge Gunderson, rf, Seattle
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Mario Monti, rf, Brussels
Mark Lair, 3b, Las Vegas
Martha Minow, rp, Dodge City
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh
Martin Riggs, lf, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, sp, Broadway
Master Hand, ss, on waivers
Maude Findlay, rf, Pittsburgh
Maxwell Anderson, sp, on waivers
Meg White, rp, Pittsburgh
Melvin Purvis, 1b, Dodge City
Meta Knight, 2b, San Jose
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, cf, San Jose
Michael Bloomberg, 2b, Industry
Michael D. Higgins, mr, Brussels
Michael McDermott, c, Pittsburgh
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Michelle Branch, rp, Kratovo
Michelle McCool, sp, Stamford
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, 1b, Brussels
Mike Seaver, mr, Los Angeles
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles

Nadja Auermann, lf, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, lf, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Dodge City
Nei, cf, San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nicole Linkletter, rp, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Norm Peterson, rp, Los Angeles
Norman Uprichard, rp, on waivers

Oliver Wendell Holmes, sp, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Terra
Orson Scott Card, rp, Seattle
Oswaldo da Silva, ss, Kratovo

Pal Schmitt, sp, Broadway
Parappa the Rapper, 2b, San Jose
Paul Ehrlich, lf, on waivers
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, rf, on waivers
Perry Mason, cf, Dodge City
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Phil Connors, ss, Pittsburgh
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra/Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Industry
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Pierre Curie, rf, on waivers
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Stockholm
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, 2b, Halicarnassus

Rachel Hunter, rp, Milan
Rachel Summers, c, Terra
Randall Garrett, mr, Dodge City
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, Industry
Rebecca Howe, rp, Los Angeles
Red XIII, lf, on waivers
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Industry/Los Angeles
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Ricky Stratton, 3b, Los Angeles
Rikishi, ss, Stamford
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Roque Maspoli, sp, Industry
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Royal Tenenbaum, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, rp, Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, mr, Broadway
Rydia of Mist, sp, on waivers
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, San Jose

Sally Young, ss, Los Angeles
Sam Malone, sp, Los Angeles
Samantha Micelli, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Samuel Goldwyn, sp, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, sp, Terra/San Jose
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Seattle
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Dodge City
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, 2b, Milan
Selma Lagerlof, rp, Stockholm
Sephiroth, lf, San Jose
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Silvio Piola, ss, Las Vegas
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Dodge City
Slash, lf, Seattle
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Snoopy, cf, Las Vegas
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Kratovo
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stephen Stills, cf, Los Angeles
Steve Harvey, rp, Halicarnassus
Stick Stickly, 3b, Halicarnassus
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Halicarnassus
Sunny Funny, sp, San Jose
Super Crazy, rp, Stamford
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, Kratovo

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
Takao Konishi, lf, Terra
Tanya Adams, rf, on waivers
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Teddy KGB, rp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, sp, Seattle
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose/Terra
Terry Pratchett, 3b, on waivers
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Pittsburgh/Halicarnassus
Thomas Burnett Swann, sp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., lf, Brooklyn
Thurgood Marshall, sp, Dodge City
Tim Powers, lf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Tintoretto, sp, Terra
Tobias Asser, sp, Stockholm
Tom Disch, sp, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, rp, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, Kratovo
Tony Hawk, cf, Pittsburgh
Trish Stratus, ss, Dodge City
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Turgay Seren, rp, Dodge City
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Victor Ponta, 1b, Seattle
Viliam Schrojf, cf, on waivers
Vincent Valentine, sp, Kratovo
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, on waivers
Vinz Clortho, sp, Halicarnassus
Viswanathan Anand, sp, Las Vegas

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Jon Williams, lf, Brooklyn
Walter P. Chrysler, rp, Industry
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Tevis, rf, Brooklyn
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Webster Long, 3b, Los Angeles
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Terra
Will Hunting, 3b, Pittsburgh
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Industry
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, ss, Brooklyn
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brooklyn
Wrinkly Kong, cf, Halicarnassus

Yoshi, sp, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, sp, San Jose

Zack de la Rocha, c, Industry
Zigmantas Balcytis, 3b, on waivers
Zoe Kravitz, lf, Milan
Zuul, mr, Halicarnassus/Brooklyn

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ali Landry, on waivers
Ana Beatriz Barros, Milan
Brooke Burns, Dodge City
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Chas Tenenbaum, on waivers
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Dr. Johnny Fever, Los Angeles
Flea, Seattle
Jean-Luc Dehaene, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Anderson, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
John Millington Synge, Brussels
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, Pittsburgh
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Neil Simon, Broadway
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Terra
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Industry
Rachel Summers, Terra
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Zack de la Rocha, Industry

First Basemen

Amber Valletta, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Catalin Predoiu, Brussels
Chanel Iman, Milan
Face, Halicarnassus
Frederick Louis Maytag, Dodge City
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Hans Christian Hansen, Broadway
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Ignacio Achucarro, Brooklyn
Jack Boniface, on waivers
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle
Johnny 5, Terra
Kennedy, Halicarnassus
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Savio Vega, Stamford
Umaro, San Jose
Victor Ponta, Seattle

Second Basemen

Archibald MacLeish, Broadway
Arthur Curry, Terra
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Charmander, Halicarnassus
Crash Bandicoot, Brooklyn
Dorothy, on waivers
Doug Martsch, on waivers
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Elizabeth Hurley, Industry
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Future, Broadway
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Dodge City
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Gregory Benford, Brooklyn
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
King Dedede, San Jose
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Meta Knight, San Jose
Michael Bloomberg, Industry
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Piotr Rasputin, Halicarnassus
Repo Man, Stamford
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, Milan
Shannan Click, Milan
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo

Third Basemen

Alfred Kelbassa, Los Angeles
Andy Sipowicz, Brooklyn
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, on waivers
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Charlene Dupre, on waivers
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Diana of Themyscira, Terra
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, Los Angeles/on waivers
Enrico Fermi, Stamford
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Broadway
Jason Miller, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Lars Ulrich, on waivers
Mark Lair, Las Vegas
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Pikachu, San Jose
Ricky Stratton, Los Angeles
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Samantha Micelli, Los Angeles/on waivers
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City
Stick Stickly, Halicarnassus
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, on waivers
Webster Long, Los Angeles
Will Hunting, Pittsburgh
William Randolph Hearst, Industry
Zigmantas Balcytis, on waivers

Shortstops

Anne McCaffrey, Stockholm
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Bertie Peacock, Kratovo
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, Halicarnassus
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Cole Sear, on waivers
Dexter Holland, Terra/on waivers
Eddie Vedder, Stamford
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Enda Kenny, Seattle
Evan Dando, Seattle
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn/on waivers
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iain Banks, on waivers
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Milan
Julie Chen, Halicarnassus
Kal-El, Terra
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kate Moss, Milan
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Master Hand, on waivers
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Phil Connors, Pittsburgh
Phil Seleski, Terra/Terra
Ray Kroc, Industry
Rikishi, Stamford
Sally Young, Los Angeles
Silvio Piola, Las Vegas
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sven Axbom, Kratovo
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Pittsburgh/Halicarnassus
Trish Stratus, Dodge City
Walt Disney, Industry
William Inge, Broadway
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn
Wolfgang Schussel, Brooklyn

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Aigars Kalvitis, on waivers
Alex P. Keaton, Los Angeles
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Cid Highwind, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, on waivers
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Eric Rodwell, on waivers
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Grand Master Sexay, Stamford
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
James White, Brooklyn
Kien "Bossman" Chen, on waivers
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway/on waivers
Lucas Papademos, Halicarnassus
Martin Riggs, Dodge City
Nadja Auermann, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Paul Ehrlich, on waivers
Piers Anthony Jacob, Stockholm
Red XIII, on waivers
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, San Jose
Slash, Seattle
Squirtle, San Jose
Takao Konishi, Terra
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Tim Powers, Brooklyn/on waivers
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, Kratovo
Walter Jon Williams, Brooklyn
Zoe Kravitz, Milan

Center Fielders

Adolf Hitler, on waivers
Alexis Carrel, Stockholm
Allvar Gullstrand, Pittsburgh
Ally McBeal, on waivers
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Stockholm
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Dani Evans, Milan
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gustaf Dalen, Seattle
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
James Howlett, Terra
Jeff Meckstroth, Broadway
Joe Haldeman, Terra/on waivers
Joe Musashi, Seattle
Keith Laumer, Brooklyn
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Louis Beel, Brussels
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, San Jose
Nei, San Jose
Perry Mason, Dodge City
Snoopy, Las Vegas
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Stephen Stills, Los Angeles
Tony Hawk, Pittsburgh
Viliam Schrojf, on waivers
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wrinkly Kong, Halicarnassus

Right Fielders

Adolfas Slezevicius, Brussels
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Christie Brinkley, Terra
Clyde, Los Angeles
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, on waivers
Faarooq, Stamford
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Gangrel, on waivers
Gerhart Hauptmann, Broadway/on waivers
Griswold the Blacksmith, Broadway
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Harvey Fierstein, Broadway
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
Inky, Halicarnassus
Italo Calvino, Brooklyn
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Industry/on waivers
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Julian May, on waivers
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Brussels
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Marge Gunderson, Seattle
Mario Monti, Brussels
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh
Maude Findlay, Pittsburgh
Pedro Passos Coelho, on waivers
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Pierre Curie, on waivers
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Dodge City
Tanya Adams, on waivers
The Rock, Stamford
Walter Tevis, Brooklyn

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Stamford
Adele, Brooklyn
Adolph Coors, on waivers
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Alan King, on waivers
Alfred Fried, Stockholm
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Aristide Briand, Stockholm
Arshile Gorky, Terra
Avril Lavigne, Seattle
Basil Fawlty, Milan
Caravaggio, on waivers
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Conrad Hilton, Pittsburgh
Dave Thomas, Industry
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Donald Margulies, Broadway/Los Angeles
El Greco, Terra
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, on waivers
Felix Frankfurter, Los Angeles
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Ghost of Christmas Present, Halicarnassus
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Stamford
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Henry Ford, Industry
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Seattle
Janos Ader, Brussels
Jason Bourne, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn
Joachim Gauck, Brussels
John Davidson, Halicarnassus
John Nash, Stockholm
Jon Stewart, Terra
Karolos Papoulias, Brussels
Kelley Deal, Milan
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Industry
Laszlo Kover, Brussels
Learned Hand, Dodge City
Leon Bourgeois, Los Angeles
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Maxwell Anderson, on waivers
Michelle McCool, Stamford
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Brooklyn
Pal Schmitt, Broadway
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Industry/Los Angeles
Ric Flair, Stamford
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roque Maspoli, Industry
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Royal Tenenbaum, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rydia of Mist, on waivers
Sam Malone, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, Terra/San Jose
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, Halicarnassus
Sunny Funny, San Jose
Tegan Rain Quin, Seattle
Terra Branford, San Jose/Terra
Thomas Burnett Swann, Brooklyn/on waivers
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City
Tintoretto, Terra
Tobias Asser, Stockholm
Tom Disch, Stockholm
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, Kratovo
Vinz Clortho, Halicarnassus
Viswanathan Anand, Las Vegas
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Yoshi, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Brussels
Bad News Brown, on waivers
Carla Tortelli, Los Angeles
Claudia Schiffer, Seattle
Danilo Turk, on waivers
David Roosevelt Bunch, Brooklyn
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Fiona Volpe, on waivers
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Greg Bear, Seattle
Gunnar Myrdal, Stockholm
Hal Clement, Terra
Henry Bessemer, Industry
Horst Seehofer, Brussels
James Francis Ryan, Pittsburgh
Jaret Reddick, on waivers
Jerry Lewis, Terra
Jigglypuff, San Jose
John Varley, Brooklyn
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Malcolm Crowe, on waivers
Margaret Atwood, Seattle
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
Mike Seaver, Los Angeles
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Randall Garrett, Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Broadway
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Wrigley Jr., Industry
Zuul, Halicarnassus/Brooklyn

Relief Pitchers

Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Terra
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Andrea Jung, Industry
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Barry Greenstein, Las Vegas
Berry Westra, Las Vegas
Blinky, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Boo, Halicarnassus
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Celes Chere, San Jose
Chip Delany, on waivers
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Cliff Clavin, Los Angeles
Daniel Keyes, Brooklyn
Daniel Plainview, Pittsburgh/on waivers
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Dodge City
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Doyle Brunson, on waivers
ED-209, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, Stamford
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo/on waivers
Estee Lauder, Stockholm
F. Lee Bailey, Dodge City
Famke Janssen, Milan
Flavor Flav, on waivers
Gene Wolfe, on waivers
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Giorgio Ghezzi, Kratovo
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Guy Fieri, Halicarnassus
Irving Picard, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
Jackie Mason, Terra/Terra
Jamie Foxx, Terra
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jill Valentine, San Jose
Jim Lange, Broadway
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Henson, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, Stamford
Johnny Ramone, Kratovo
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Broadway
Kate Upton, Industry
Ken Ober, Halicarnassus
Kim Gordon, Broadway
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Gustaf V, Las Vegas
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Karl XV, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
Layne Flack, Las Vegas
Linus Caldwell, on waivers
Lisa Loeb, Seattle/on waivers
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, Dodge City
Martha Minow, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Meg White, Pittsburgh
Michelle Branch, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, Dodge City
Nicole Linkletter, Kratovo
Norm Peterson, Los Angeles
Norman Uprichard, on waivers
Orson Scott Card, Seattle
Rachel Hunter, Milan
Rebecca Howe, Los Angeles
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Rudolph Eucken, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, Dodge City
Sara Keirsten Quin, Seattle
Selma Lagerlof, Stockholm
Steve Harvey, Halicarnassus
Super Crazy, Stamford
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Troy McClure, Broadway
Turgay Seren, Dodge City
Vinnie Barbarino, on waivers
Walter P. Chrysler, Industry
Whoopi Goldberg, Terra
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm