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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Stamford

Abderrahmane Mahjoub, cf, on waivers
Adele, sp, Brooklyn
Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, Halicarnassus
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aileen Osofsky, c, Las Vegas
Alan Alda, rp, Acton/Kratovo/on waivers
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Acton
Alex P. Keaton, lf, Los Angeles
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alexis Carrel, cf, Stockholm
Alfred Fried, sp, on waivers
Alfred Kelbassa, rf, on waivers
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Pittsburgh
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amber Valletta, 1b, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Dodge City
Ana Beatriz Barros, c, on waivers
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Andy Sipowicz, 3b, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Acton
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Stockholm
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Broadway
Aristide Briand, sp, Stockholm
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Arthur Curry, 2b, Acton
Avril Lavigne, sp, Seattle

Barry Greenstein, rp, on waivers
Basil Fawlty, sp, Pittsburgh
Beck Hansen, cf, Seattle
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Berry Westra, rp, Las Vegas
Bertie Peacock, ss, Brussels
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Blanche Devereaux, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Boo, rp, Halicarnassus
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brooke Burns, c, Dodge City
Buttercup, 1b, Pittsburgh

C-3PO, c, on waivers
Camillo Golgi, cf, Seattle
Carla Tortelli, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, 1b, Brussels/Kratovo
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
Chanel Iman, 1b, Milan
Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo/Acton
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles Tyson Yerkes, ss, on waivers
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, Halicarnassus
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chris Harrison, ss, Halicarnassus
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, on waivers
Cid Highwind, lf, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Industry
Cliff Clavin, rp, on waivers
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Clyde, lf, Los Angeles
Conrad Hilton, sp, on waivers
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Brooklyn

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Dani Evans, cf, Milan
Daniel Keyes, rp, on waivers
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Darunia, sp, San Jose
Dave Thomas, sp, Industry
David Berkowitz, cf, on waivers
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Henry Hwang, rf, Brussels
David Roosevelt Bunch, mr, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, rp, Dodge City
Diana of Themyscira, 3b, Acton
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles
Dick Loudon, sp, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Donald Margulies, sp, on waivers
Dorothy Zbornak, sp, Los Angeles
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, on waivers
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Los Angeles

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Las Vegas
Eddie Vedder, ss, Stamford
Edgar Clogg, lf, Halicarnassus/San Jose
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Stamford
Edmund Exley, 3b, Dodge City
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Acton
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, on waivers
Elizabeth Lynn, sp, Brooklyn
Elle Macpherson, rp, Milan
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elsa Benitez, mr, on waivers
Elyse Taylor, 3b, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Seattle
Enrico Fermi, 3b, on waivers
Epona, ss, San Jose
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Kokish, c, Las Vegas
Estee Lauder, rp, Stockholm
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle

F. Lee Bailey, rp, on waivers
Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Halicarnassus
Famke Janssen, rp, Milan
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Felix Frankfurter, sp, San Jose
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fezzik, 2b, Pittsburgh
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Flea, c, Stockholm
Francois Hollande, sp, Brussels/Los Angeles
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Kratovo
Frederick Soddy, c, Stockholm
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gareth Peirce, mr, Los Angeles
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Acton
George R.R. Martin, 2b, Brooklyn
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Broadway
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Present, sp, Halicarnassus
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo/on waivers
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Acton
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, 2b, Dodge City
Giorgio Ghezzi, rp, on waivers
Gisele Bundchen, sp, on waivers
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Stamford
Grand Master Sexay, lf, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Gregory Benford, ss, Brooklyn
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Broadway
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Gunnar Myrdal, mr, on waivers
Gustaf Dalen, cf, Seattle
Guy Fieri, rp, Halicarnassus
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo

Hal Clement, mr, Acton
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Broadway
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Weston, lf, Los Angeles
Harvey Fierstein, rf, Broadway
Heike Kamerlingh Onnes, 2b, Stockholm
Helena Christensen, cf, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry Bessemer, rp, Kratovo
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Horst Seehofer, mr, Brussels
Howard Beale, rf, Pittsburgh
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas
Howard Waldrop, sp, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, Stamford

Ignacio Achucarro, c, on waivers
Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, rf, Las Vegas
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Irving Picard, rp, Dodge City
Italo Calvino, rf, Brooklyn
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, cf, Acton
Ivor Broadis, cf, Kratovo

Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Kelsey, rp, Kratovo
Jack McCoy, lf, Dodge City
Jack Torrance, rp, on waivers
Jackie Mason, rp, Acton
Jaheira, 3b, Broadway
Jaime Sommers, 2b, Acton
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stockholm
James Francis Ryan, mr, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, cf, Acton
James White, 3b, Brooklyn
Jamie Foxx, rp, Acton
Janos Ader, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jason Bourne, sp, on waivers
Javert, 1b, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Broadway
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jerry Lewis, mr, on waivers
Jigglypuff, mr, San Jose
Jill Valentine, rp, on waivers
Jim Lange, rp, Broadway
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Seattle
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles
Joachim Gauck, sp, on waivers
Joanna Krupa, ss, Milan
Joe Musashi, c, Seattle
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
John Anderson, c, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Davidson, sp, San Jose/on waivers
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Millington Synge, c, Brussels
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Nash, sp, on waivers
John Osborne, 1b, Broadway
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Varley, mr, on waivers
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Stamford
Johnny 5, 1b, Acton
Johnny Ramone, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Jon Stewart, sp, Acton
Joseph Dredd, c, Dodge City
Julie Chen, ss, on waivers
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, ss, Acton
Kalidasa, rp, Broadway
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Karolos Papoulias, sp, Brussels
Kate Moss, ss, Milan
Kate Upton, rp, Industry
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Brussels
Keith Laumer, cf, Brooklyn
Kelley Deal, sp, Milan
Ken Ober, rp, Halicarnassus
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kennedy, 1b, on waivers
Keyser Soze, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Kim Gordon, rp, on waivers
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Edward VIII, rp, Brussels/Los Angeles/Brooklyn
King Frederik IX, sp, Industry
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Karl XV, rp, on waivers
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
Kofi Kingston, c, Pittsburgh
Kylie Bisutti, rf, Milan

Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Laszlo Kover, mr, Brussels
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Layne Flack, rp, Las Vegas
Learned Hand, sp, Dodge City
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, lf, Kratovo
Leon Bourgeois, sp, Los Angeles
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Louis Beel, lf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Halicarnassus

Macho Man Randy Savage, rp, on waivers
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcel Schlumberger, mr, Industry
Marcia Clark, rp, Dodge City
Margaret Atwood, mr, Seattle
Marge Gunderson, rf, on waivers
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Mario Monti, rf, Brussels
Mark Lair, 3b, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Miles, lf, Las Vegas
Martha Minow, rp, Kratovo
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh
Martin Riggs, lf, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, sp, Broadway
Maude Findlay, rf, Pittsburgh
Maurice Maeterlinck, sp, Broadway
Meg White, rp, Pittsburgh
Melvin Purvis, 1b, Dodge City/on waivers
Meta Knight, 2b, San Jose/on waivers
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, on waivers
Michael Bloomberg, 2b, Industry
Michael Clayton, cf, on waivers
Michael D. Higgins, mr, Brussels
Michael McDermott, c, Pittsburgh
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Michelle Branch, rp, on waivers
Michelle McCool, sp, Stamford
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, 1b, Brussels
Mike Seaver, mr, Los Angeles
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Halicarnassus
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles

Nadja Auermann, lf, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, 1b, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Dodge City
Neal Stephenson, rp, Brooklyn
Nei, cf, on waivers
Neil Gaiman, 2b, Brooklyn
Neil Simon, c, Seattle
Nicole Linkletter, rp, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Norm Peterson, rp, Los Angeles/Los Angeles

Oliver Wendell Holmes, sp, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Acton
Orson Scott Card, rp, Seattle
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo

Pal Schmitt, mr, Broadway
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, rf, Brussels
Parappa the Rapper, 2b, San Jose
Pat Murphy, rp, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, rp, Stockholm
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Perry Mason, cf, Dodge City
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Phil Connors, ss, on waivers
Phil Seleski, ss, on waivers
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Industry
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Stockholm
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, 2b, Halicarnassus
Prince Humperdinck, mr, Pittsburgh

Rachel Hunter, rp, Milan
Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Randall Garrett, mr, Dodge City
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, Dodge City
Rebecca Howe, rp, on waivers
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Ricky Stratton, 1b, Los Angeles
Rikishi, ss, Stamford
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Robert Shapiro, rp, on waivers
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Roque Maspoli, sp, Industry
Rose Nylund, rp, Los Angeles
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, rp, Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, mr, on waivers
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, San Jose

Sally Young, ss, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Sam Malone, sp, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, sp, Industry
Sandro Botticelli, mr, San Jose
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Seattle
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Dodge City
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, 2b, Milan
Selma Lagerlof, rp, Stockholm
Sephiroth, lf, San Jose
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Shawn Michaels, sp, Stamford
Silvio Piola, ss, Acton
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Dodge City
Slash, rf, Seattle
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Snoopy, cf, Las Vegas
Sophia Petrillo, rp, Los Angeles
Spock, sp, Acton
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Kratovo
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stephen Stills, lf, Los Angeles
Steve Austin, 1b, Acton/on waivers
Steve Harvey, rp, Halicarnassus
Stick Stickly, 3b, Halicarnassus
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Brussels/Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Halicarnassus
Sunny Funny, sp, San Jose
Super Crazy, rp, Stamford
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, Kratovo

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
Takao Konishi, lf, Acton
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, sp, Seattle
Terra Branford, sp, Acton
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thurgood Marshall, sp, Dodge City
Tintoretto, sp, Acton
Tobias Asser, sp, Stockholm
Tom Disch, sp, Stockholm/on waivers
Tom Dwan, rp, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, Brussels
Tony Hawk, cf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Trish Stratus, ss, Dodge City
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Turgay Seren, rp, on waivers
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Vernon Jordan, rp, Dodge City
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Victor Ponta, 1b, on waivers
Vincent Valentine, sp, Kratovo
Vinz Clortho, sp, Halicarnassus
Viswanathan Anand, sp, Las Vegas

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Jon Williams, lf, on waivers
Walter P. Chrysler, rp, on waivers
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Tevis, 2b, Brooklyn
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Warren Buffett, 3b, Industry
Webster Long, 3b, Los Angeles
Westley, rp, Pittsburgh
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Will Hunting, 3b, Pittsburgh
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Industry
William Wrigley Jr., mr, on waivers
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brooklyn
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle
Wrinkly Kong, cf, Halicarnassus

Yoshi, sp, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, sp, San Jose/on waivers

Zack de la Rocha, c, Industry
Zlatko Cajkovski, 2b, Kratovo
Zoe Kravitz, lf, Milan
Zuul, mr, on waivers

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Aileen Osofsky, Las Vegas
Ana Beatriz Barros, on waivers
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, Dodge City
C-3PO, on waivers
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Dr. Johnny Fever, Los Angeles
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Flea, Stockholm
Frederick Soddy, Stockholm
Ignacio Achucarro, on waivers
Joe Musashi, Seattle
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Anderson, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
John Millington Synge, Brussels
Joseph Dredd, Dodge City
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, Pittsburgh
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Neil Simon, Seattle
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Acton
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Industry
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Zack de la Rocha, Industry

First Basemen

Amber Valletta, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, Dodge City
Buttercup, Pittsburgh
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Catalin Predoiu, Brussels/Kratovo
Chanel Iman, Milan
Crash Bandicoot, Brooklyn
Face, Halicarnassus
Frederick Louis Maytag, Kratovo
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Hans Christian Hansen, Broadway
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Javert, on waivers
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle
John Osborne, Broadway
Johnny 5, Acton
Kennedy, on waivers
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City/on waivers
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Rachel Summers, Acton
Ricky Stratton, Los Angeles
Savio Vega, Stamford
Steve Austin, Acton/on waivers
Teyona Anderson, Milan
Umaro, San Jose
Victor Ponta, on waivers
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Archibald MacLeish, Broadway
Arthur Curry, Acton
Charmander, Halicarnassus
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., on waivers
Elizabeth Hurley, on waivers
Fezzik, Pittsburgh
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
George R.R. Martin, Brooklyn
Ghost of Christmas Future, Broadway
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Dodge City
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Heike Kamerlingh Onnes, Stockholm
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
Jaime Sommers, Acton
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
King Dedede, San Jose
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Meta Knight, San Jose/on waivers
Michael Bloomberg, Industry
Neil Gaiman, Brooklyn
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Piotr Rasputin, Halicarnassus
Repo Man, Stamford
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Saria, San Jose
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, Milan
Shannan Click, Milan
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stjepan Bobek, Brussels/Kratovo
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Walter Tevis, Brooklyn
Zlatko Cajkovski, Kratovo

Third Basemen

Andy Sipowicz, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Bob Dylan, Seattle
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Diana of Themyscira, Acton
Edmund Exley, Dodge City
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Enrico Fermi, on waivers
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Broadway
James White, Brooklyn
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Mark Lair, Las Vegas
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Pikachu, San Jose
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City
Stick Stickly, Halicarnassus
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
Warren Buffett, Industry
Webster Long, Los Angeles
Will Hunting, Pittsburgh
William Randolph Hearst, Industry

Shortstops

Anne McCaffrey, Stockholm
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Bertie Peacock, Brussels
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Charles Tyson Yerkes, on waivers
Chris Harrison, Halicarnassus
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Eddie Vedder, Stamford
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Enda Kenny, Seattle
Epona, San Jose
Evan Dando, Seattle
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo/on waivers
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Gregory Benford, Brooklyn
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Milan
Julie Chen, on waivers
Kal-El, Acton
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kate Moss, Milan
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Phil Connors, on waivers
Phil Seleski, on waivers
Ray Kroc, Dodge City
Rikishi, Stamford
Sally Young, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Silvio Piola, Acton
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sven Axbom, Kratovo
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Trish Stratus, Dodge City
Walt Disney, Industry
William Inge, Broadway
Wolfgang Schussel, Brooklyn

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Alex P. Keaton, Los Angeles
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Cid Highwind, San Jose
Clyde, Los Angeles
Dario Fo, Broadway
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Edgar Clogg, Halicarnassus/San Jose
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Gilad Anni-Padda, Acton
Grand Master Sexay, Stamford
Harry Weston, Los Angeles
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Louis Beel, Brussels
Lucas Papademos, Halicarnassus
Marshall Miles, Las Vegas
Martin Riggs, Dodge City
Nadja Auermann, Milan
Piers Anthony Jacob, Stockholm
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, San Jose
Squirtle, San Jose
Stephen Stills, Los Angeles
Takao Konishi, Acton
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, Brussels
Walter Jon Williams, on waivers
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn
Zoe Kravitz, Milan

Center Fielders

Abderrahmane Mahjoub, on waivers
Alexis Carrel, Stockholm
Allvar Gullstrand, Pittsburgh
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Seattle
Charles Antenen, Kratovo/Acton
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Dani Evans, Milan
David Berkowitz, on waivers
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gustaf Dalen, Seattle
Helena Christensen, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, Acton
Ivor Broadis, Kratovo
James Howlett, Acton
Jeff Meckstroth, Broadway
Keith Laumer, Brooklyn
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Michael Clayton, on waivers
Nei, on waivers
Perry Mason, Dodge City
Snoopy, Las Vegas
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Tony Hawk, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wrinkly Kong, Halicarnassus

Right Fielders

Adolfas Slezevicius, Halicarnassus
Alfred Kelbassa, on waivers
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Acton
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Christie Brinkley, on waivers
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
Faarooq, Stamford
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Griswold the Blacksmith, Broadway
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Harvey Fierstein, Broadway
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, Las Vegas
Italo Calvino, Brooklyn
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Brussels
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Marge Gunderson, on waivers
Mario Monti, Brussels
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh
Maude Findlay, Pittsburgh
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, on waivers
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, Brussels
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Dodge City
Slash, Seattle
The Rock, Stamford
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Stamford
Adele, Brooklyn
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Alfred Fried, on waivers
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Aristide Briand, Stockholm
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Seattle
Basil Fawlty, Pittsburgh
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Conrad Hilton, on waivers
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
Darunia, San Jose
Dave Thomas, Industry
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Donald Margulies, on waivers
Dorothy Zbornak, Los Angeles
El Greco, Acton
Elizabeth Lynn, Brooklyn
Felix Frankfurter, San Jose
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Francois Hollande, Brussels/Los Angeles
Ghost of Christmas Present, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Gisele Bundchen, on waivers
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Stamford
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Henry Ford, Industry
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stamford
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stockholm
Janos Ader, Brussels
Jason Bourne, on waivers
Joachim Gauck, on waivers
John Davidson, San Jose/on waivers
John Nash, on waivers
Jon Stewart, Acton
Karolos Papoulias, Brussels
Kelley Deal, Milan
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Keyser Soze, Brussels/on waivers
King Frederik IX, Industry
Learned Hand, Dodge City
Leon Bourgeois, Los Angeles
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Maurice Maeterlinck, Broadway
Michelle McCool, Stamford
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Brooklyn
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ric Flair, Stamford
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roque Maspoli, Industry
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Sam Malone, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, Industry
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Shawn Michaels, Stamford
Spock, Acton
Srboljub Krivokuca, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, Halicarnassus
Sunny Funny, San Jose
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, Seattle
Terra Branford, Acton
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City
Tintoretto, Acton
Tobias Asser, Stockholm
Tom Disch, Stockholm/on waivers
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, Kratovo
Vinz Clortho, Halicarnassus
Viswanathan Anand, Las Vegas
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Yoshi, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, San Jose/on waivers

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Brussels
Carla Tortelli, Los Angeles/on waivers
Claudia Schiffer, Industry
David Roosevelt Bunch, Brooklyn
Elsa Benitez, on waivers
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
Gareth Peirce, Los Angeles
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Acton
Greg Bear, Seattle
Gunnar Myrdal, on waivers
Hal Clement, Acton
Horst Seehofer, Brussels
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
James Francis Ryan, Pittsburgh
Jerry Lewis, on waivers
Jigglypuff, San Jose
John Varley, on waivers
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Laszlo Kover, Brussels
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Marcel Schlumberger, Industry
Margaret Atwood, Seattle
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
Mike Seaver, Los Angeles
Pal Schmitt, Broadway
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Prince Humperdinck, Pittsburgh
Randall Garrett, Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, on waivers
Sandro Botticelli, San Jose
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Wrigley Jr., on waivers
Zuul, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Alda, Acton/Kratovo/on waivers
Alan Dershowitz, Acton
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Andrea Jung, Industry
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Barry Greenstein, on waivers
Berry Westra, Las Vegas
Blanche Devereaux, Los Angeles
Boo, Halicarnassus
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Celes Chere, San Jose
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Cliff Clavin, on waivers
Daniel Keyes, on waivers
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Dodge City
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
ED-209, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, Stamford
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Stockholm
F. Lee Bailey, on waivers
Famke Janssen, Milan
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Giorgio Ghezzi, on waivers
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Guy Fieri, Halicarnassus
Henry Bessemer, Kratovo
Holly Weber, Milan
Irving Picard, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Kelsey, Kratovo
Jack Torrance, on waivers
Jackie Mason, Acton
Jamie Foxx, Acton
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jill Valentine, on waivers
Jim Lange, Broadway
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Henson, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, Stamford
Johnny Ramone, Kratovo/on waivers
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Broadway
Kate Upton, Industry
Ken Ober, Halicarnassus
Kim Gordon, on waivers
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Edward VIII, Brussels/Los Angeles/Brooklyn
King Gustaf V, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Karl XV, on waivers
King Leopold I, Brussels
Layne Flack, Las Vegas
Macho Man Randy Savage, on waivers
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, Dodge City
Martha Minow, Kratovo
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Meg White, Pittsburgh
Michelle Branch, on waivers
Moaning Myrtle, Halicarnassus
Natalia Vodianova, Dodge City
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Nicole Linkletter, Kratovo
Norm Peterson, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Orson Scott Card, Seattle
Pat Murphy, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, Stockholm
Rachel Hunter, Milan
Rebecca Howe, on waivers
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Robert Shapiro, on waivers
Rose Nylund, Los Angeles
Rudolph Eucken, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, Dodge City
Sara Keirsten Quin, Seattle
Selma Lagerlof, Stockholm
Sophia Petrillo, Los Angeles
Steve Harvey, Halicarnassus
Super Crazy, Stamford
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Troy McClure, Broadway
Turgay Seren, on waivers
Vernon Jordan, Dodge City
Walter P. Chrysler, on waivers
Westley, Pittsburgh
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm