Roster for Dodge City Enforcers:

Catchers:

• 1781 Brooke Burns, 27, c (272 G, 1.8 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2044 Roland Pryzbylewski, 21, c (42 G, -2.2 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1500 Amedeo Amadei, 28, 1b (310 G, 0.4 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2014 Scott Pilgrim, 24, 3b (202 G, 1.7 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 30, ss (407 G, 2.2 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1700 Trish Stratus, 26, ss (271 G, -2.4 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1949 Ray Kroc, 26, ss (186 G, -2.4 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1906 Martin Riggs, 27, lf (277 G, -3.0 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2074 Perry Mason, 24, cf (210 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2140 Sir Wilfrid Robarts, 23, rf (188 G, 2.2 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
• 2294 Edmund Exley, 21, rf (3 G, 5.3 DR/40, 13.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 1482 Ric Flair, 30, sp (219 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1718 Louis Brandeis, 26, sp (152 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2156 Learned Hand, 21, sp (33 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2051 Ken Starr, 21, sp (29 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1924 Randall Garrett, 22, mr (94 G, -9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1658 Alan Dershowitz, 30, rp (240 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 28, rp (231 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1517 Elle Macpherson, 28, rp (212 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 29, rp (201 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2100 Irving Picard, 24, rp (59 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1836 Jack McCoy, 26, lf (218 G, -3.3 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1945 Giorgio Borg Olivier, 24, 2b (170 G, -1.7 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1990 Rusty Hardin, 26, rp (164 G, 12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2094 Thurgood Marshall, 24, sp (61 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2293 Joseph Dredd, 21, 1b