Roster for San Jose Sprites:

Catchers:

• 1701 Kathy Ireland, 28, c (383 G, 1.1 DR/40, 10.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2321 Solid Snake, 19, 1b (33 G, -1.9 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2155 Spyro the Dragon, 23, 2b (146 G, 0.2 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2249 Saria, 21, 2b (65 G, 2.0 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1702 Pikachu, 29, 3b (379 G, 3.3 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1851 Cloud Strife, 26, ss (331 G, 2.2 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2367 Alucard, 21, ss (23 G, -1.2 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1743 Squirtle, 28, lf (251 G, -1.5 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1947 Sephiroth, 25, lf (246 G, 2.1 DR/40, 7.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2214 Chop Chop Master Onion, 21, cf (69 G, -0.5 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 32, rf (483 G, -5.0 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40)
• 1775 Ryu Hayabusa, 27, rf (372 G, 2.6 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1299 Yoshi, 31, sp (213 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1675 Schala, 27, sp (150 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2185 Tegan Rain Quin, 23, sp (46 G, 3.0 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 2058 Sandro Botticelli, 25, mr (79 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1433 Diddy Kong, 30, rp (298 G, 14.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1509 Celes Chere, 29, rp (259 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1505 Relm Arrowny, 30, rp (225 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1853 Aeris Gainsborough, 27, rp (136 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2398 Duke Nukem, 20, rp (18 G, -5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1835 King Dedede, 25, 2b (83 G, 0.1 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2216 Parappa the Rapper, 23, 1b (55 G, -1.9 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2273 Epona, 21, ss (8 G, -3.5 DR/40, -10.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2285 Darunia, 21, sp (7 G, -25.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2339 John Patrick Shanley, 18, rp (who?)