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SimBase Players, Year 23

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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Los Angeles
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Adam Maitland, rf, Halicarnassus
Adaora, rp, on waivers
Adele, sp, Stamford
Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus, 1b, Stockholm
Adolf von Baeyer, c, on waivers
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, Broadway
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aileen Osofsky, c, Las Vegas
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
Alex P. Keaton, lf, Los Angeles
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alexis Carrel, cf, Acton
Algirdas Brazauskas, rf, Stockholm
Alicia Hall, rp, on waivers
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Pittsburgh
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Seattle
Alucard, ss, San Jose
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amadeo Carrizo, rp, on waivers
Amber Heard, mr, Milan
Amber Valletta, 1b, Los Angeles
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Dodge City
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Angela Hayes, rp, on waivers
Angelo Mortalli, rf, on waivers
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Broadway
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Arthur Harden, c, Stockholm
August Krogh, rf, Stockholm
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Aya Brea, sp, San Jose

B.A. Baracus, 3b, on waivers
Balki Bartokomous, sp, Los Angeles
Banjo, cf, Stamford
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Halicarnassus
Basil Fawlty, sp, Pittsburgh
Ben Folds, rf, Seattle
Benjamin Braddock, 1b, Pittsburgh
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Berry Westra, rp, Las Vegas
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Betelgeuse, 3b, on waivers
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Billy Gunn, 3b, on waivers
Blanche Devereaux, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Boo, rp, Halicarnassus
Brian Platnick, 2b, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, c, Dodge City
Brother Xavier, 1b, Las Vegas
Bud Bundy, ss, Pittsburgh
Buttercup, ss, Brooklyn

Camillo Golgi, cf, Seattle
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, c, Seattle
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose/on waivers
Chanel Iman, 1b, on waivers
Charles Antenen, cf, Industry
Charles Glover Barkla, lf, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, on waivers
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Chuck Palumbo, cf, Stamford
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cid Highwind, lf, Industry
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Claudia Schiffer, mr, on waivers
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Clyde, lf, on waivers
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Danny Branchflower, c, on waivers
Daria Werbowy, mr, Milan
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Darunia, sp, San Jose
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Henry Hwang, lf, on waivers
David Roosevelt Bunch, mr, on waivers
Derrick Bell, rp, Milan
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles
Dick Loudon, mr, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Dorothy Zbornak, rp, Los Angeles
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Kratovo
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Acton
ED-209, rp, on waivers
Eddie Vedder, ss, Dodge City
Edgar Pangborn, rp, on waivers
Edmund Exley, rf, Dodge City
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Acton
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Lynn, sp, Brooklyn
Elle Macpherson, rp, Dodge City/Broadway
Ellen Kushner, c, Brooklyn
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elyse Taylor, 3b, Milan
Epona, c, San Jose
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernst Ocwirk, 1b, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, on waivers
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle
Evelyn Mulwray, rp, Stamford

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Broadway
Famke Janssen, rp, on waivers
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fezzik, ss, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Flea, c, on waivers
Frank Wedekind, 1b, Broadway
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, c, Industry
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Kratovo/Dodge City
Frederick Soddy, c, Stockholm
Fredrik Nystrom, 2b, Las Vegas
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
Friedrich Schiller, mr, on waivers
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gareth Peirce, mr, Broadway/Dodge City
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Dodge City/Kratovo
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Acton
Gerhard Schroeder, 2b, on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Present, sp, on waivers
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, on waivers
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas/Los Angeles
Giorgio Borg Olivier, 2b, Industry
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gordon Freeman, rp, San Jose
Gordon Rupert Dickson, sp, Brooklyn
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, San Jose
Grand Master Sexay, rf, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Gregory Benford, ss, Brooklyn
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, on waivers
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Acton
Gustaf Dalen, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo

Hal Clement, mr, Acton
Hannibal Lecter, sp, on waivers
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Broadway
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway/on waivers
Harry Weston, lf, Los Angeles/Las Vegas/on waivers
Harvey Fierstein, rf, on waivers
Heinrich Otto Wieland, 1b, Stockholm
Helena Christensen, cf, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry Flagler, 1b, Industry
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Dodge City
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Holly Golightly, 1b, on waivers
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Horace Rumpole, cf, Stamford
Hornswoggle, sp, Los Angeles
Howard Beale, rf, Pittsburgh
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, Stamford

Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, rf, Las Vegas
Irina Shayk, 3b, on waivers
Irving Picard, rp, Dodge City
Isaac Yankem, 3b, on waivers
Isabella Rossellini, 1b, Milan
Italo Calvino, lf, Brooklyn
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Acton
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, Acton
Ivor Broadis, cf, Kratovo

Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Finney, c, Brooklyn
Jack Kelsey, rp, Stockholm
Jack McCoy, lf, on waivers
Jackie Mason, rp, Acton
Jaime Sommers, cf, on waivers
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Seattle
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, lf, Acton
James White, 3b, Brooklyn
Jamie Foxx, rp, on waivers
Janet Weiss, rp, Seattle
Janos Ader, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brussels
Jeff Rubens, 3b, on waivers
Jen-Hsun Huang, lf, Industry
Jigglypuff, mr, on waivers
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Seattle
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, ss, Milan
Joe Musashi, c, Seattle
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
John Anderson, c, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John Henson, rp, on waivers
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Osborne, 1b, Broadway
John Patrick Shanley, sp, San Jose
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, rp, on waivers
Johnny 5, 1b, Acton/on waivers
Jon Stewart, sp, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Joseph Dredd, 1b, Dodge City
Joseph Mermans, cf, on waivers
Jules Bordet, rf, Stockholm
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, 2b, Acton
Kalidasa, rp, Pittsburgh
Kanami Kiyotsugu, rp, on waivers
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Karolos Papoulias, sp, Brussels
Kate Moss, ss, Acton
Kate Upton, rp, Industry/San Jose
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Kelley Deal, sp, Milan
Kelly Bundy, cf, Los Angeles
Ken Ober, rp, on waivers
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
Krysten Ritter, 3b, Milan

Lara Croft, sp, Pittsburgh
Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Laszlo Budai, rf, Pittsburgh
Laszlo Kover, mr, Brussels
Laszlo Solyom, mr, on waivers
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Layne Flack, rp, Las Vegas
Learned Hand, sp, Dodge City
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, lf, Kratovo
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, on waivers

Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcel Schlumberger, mr, Industry
Marek Belka, 2b, Brussels
Margaret Atwood, mr, Kratovo
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Mario Monti, rf, Brussels
Marisa Berenson, c, Milan
Mark Lair, 3b, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Miles, lf, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, rp, Brooklyn
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Martin Riggs, lf, Industry
Marvin Miller, 2b, Industry
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, mr, Broadway
Maryna Linchuk, cf, Milan
Maude Findlay, rf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Maurice Maeterlinck, sp, Halicarnassus
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Michael Bloomberg, 2b, Dodge City
Michael McDermott, c, Pittsburgh
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Michelle McCool, sp, Stamford
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, 1b, Brussels
Mike Seaver, mr, Los Angeles
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Halicarnassus
Mother Teresa, sp, Brussels
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh

Nadja Auermann, rf, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, 1b, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Broadway
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Neil Gaiman, 2b, on waivers
Nicole Linkletter, rp, Kratovo
Niki Taylor, mr, Dodge City
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Oliver Wendell Holmes, mr, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Acton
Orson Scott Card, rp, Seattle
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo

Pal Schmitt, mr, Broadway
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, c, Brussels/Acton
Parappa the Rapper, 1b, San Jose
Pat Murphy, rp, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, rp, Stockholm
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pavel Chekov, rp, Acton
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, 2b, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, Dodge City
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Philip Massinger, 2b, Broadway
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Brussels
Pikachu, 3b, on waivers
Prince Humperdinck, mr, Pittsburgh
Punky Brewster, rp, Los Angeles

Rabindranath Tagore, rp, Stockholm
Rachel Hunter, rp, Milan
Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Randall Garrett, mr, Dodge City
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, Dodge City
Relm Arrowny, rp, on waivers
Repo Man, ss, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Ric Flair, sp, Dodge City/Kratovo
Richard Matheson, rp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Rikishi, 3b, Stamford
Roald Dahl, sp, Brooklyn
Rob Zombie, cf, Pittsburgh
Robert Barany, lf, Pittsburgh
Robert Bolt, sp, Broadway
Robert Jonquet, c, Industry
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Rosco P. Coltrane, 1b, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Brussels
Rusty Hardin, rp, Dodge City
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, San Jose

Sally Young, ss, Las Vegas
Sam Malone, sp, Los Angeles
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Sandro Botticelli, mr, San Jose
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Seattle/Broadway
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Seattle
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Savio Vega, 1b, Brussels
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Dodge City
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selma Lagerlof, rp, Stockholm
Sephiroth, lf, San Jose
Shannan Click, 2b, on waivers
Shannon Stewart, sp, on waivers
Shawn Michaels, sp, Stamford
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Dodge City
Slash, rf, on waivers
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Solid Snake, 3b, San Jose
Sophia Petrillo, rp, Los Angeles
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spock, sp, Acton
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Kratovo
Steve Harvey, rp, Halicarnassus
Steve Jobs, sp, Industry
Steve Wozniak, sp, Industry
Stick Stickly, 3b, Kratovo
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Broadway
Susan Glaspell, lf, Broadway
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Acton/on waivers
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, Acton

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
Takao Konishi, lf, Acton
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, sp, San Jose
Templeton Peck, ss, Acton
Terra Branford, sp, Acton
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Abbot, 1b, Seattle
The Bloody Baron, sp, Halicarnassus
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Grey Lady, 3b, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, Halicarnassus
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thurgood Marshall, mr, Dodge City
Tintoretto, sp, Acton
Tjalling Koopmans, mr, Stockholm
Tobias Asser, sp, on waivers
Tom Dwan, rp, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, Brussels
Tommy Younger, sp, Kratovo/Dodge City
Tricia Helfer, 2b, Milan
Trish Stratus, ss, Dodge City
Troy McClure, rp, on waivers
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, mr, Kratovo
Vinz Clortho, sp, Halicarnassus
Vladimir Maslachenko, sp, on waivers

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Reuther, cf, Dodge City/Seattle
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Warren Buffett, 3b, Industry
Webster Long, 3b, on waivers
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Will Hunting, 3b, Broadway
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Dunlap, ss, Broadway
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, 3b, Brooklyn
Willis Carrier, sp, Industry
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brooklyn
Wouter de Backer, 2b, Seattle

X-Pac, 3b, Stamford

Yoshi, sp, San Jose

Zack de la Rocha, c, Industry/on waivers
Zoe Kravitz, lf, Brussels

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Adolf von Baeyer, on waivers
Aileen Osofsky, Las Vegas
Arthur Harden, Stockholm
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, Dodge City
Catalin Predoiu, Seattle
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Danny Branchflower, on waivers
Dr. Johnny Fever, Kratovo
Ellen Kushner, Brooklyn
Epona, San Jose
Flea, on waivers
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Frederick Soddy, Stockholm
Jack Finney, Brooklyn
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brussels
Joe Musashi, Seattle
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Anderson, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Marisa Berenson, Milan
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Acton
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, Brussels/Acton
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Robert Jonquet, Industry
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Zack de la Rocha, Industry/on waivers

First Basemen

Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus, Stockholm
Amber Valletta, Los Angeles
Amedeo Amadei, Dodge City
Benjamin Braddock, Pittsburgh
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Chanel Iman, on waivers
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernst Ocwirk, Kratovo
Face, Broadway
Frank Wedekind, Broadway
Frederick Louis Maytag, Kratovo/Dodge City
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Hans Christian Hansen, Broadway
Heinrich Otto Wieland, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Henry Flagler, Industry
Holly Golightly, on waivers
Isabella Rossellini, Milan
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle
John Osborne, Broadway
Johnny 5, Acton/on waivers
Joseph Dredd, Dodge City
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Rachel Summers, Acton
Rosco P. Coltrane, Stockholm
Savio Vega, Brussels
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Abbot, Seattle
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus

Second Basemen

Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Archibald MacLeish, Broadway
Barbara Maitland, Halicarnassus
Brian Platnick, Las Vegas
Charmander, on waivers
Fredrik Nystrom, Las Vegas
Gerhard Schroeder, on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Industry
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Henry J. Kaiser, Dodge City
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Kal-El, Acton
King Dedede, San Jose
Marek Belka, Brussels
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Marvin Miller, Industry
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Michael Bloomberg, Dodge City
Neil Gaiman, on waivers
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Philip Massinger, Broadway
Pieter Zeeman, Brussels
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Saria, San Jose
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Shannan Click, on waivers
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Tricia Helfer, Milan
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
B.A. Baracus, on waivers
Betelgeuse, on waivers
Billy Gunn, on waivers
Bob Dylan, Seattle
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, Acton
Irina Shayk, on waivers
Isaac Yankem, on waivers
James White, Brooklyn
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jeff Rubens, on waivers
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
Krysten Ritter, Milan
Mark Lair, Las Vegas
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Pikachu, on waivers
Rikishi, Stamford
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City
Solid Snake, San Jose
Stanley Matthews, Kratovo
Stick Stickly, Kratovo
Svante Arrhenius, Acton/on waivers
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
The Grey Lady, Halicarnassus
Warren Buffett, Industry
Webster Long, on waivers
Will Hunting, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn
X-Pac, Stamford

Shortstops

Alucard, San Jose
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Bud Bundy, Pittsburgh
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Eddie Vedder, Dodge City
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Evan Dando, Seattle
Fezzik, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas/Los Angeles
Gregory Benford, Brooklyn
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Milan
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kate Moss, Acton
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Ray Kroc, Dodge City
Repo Man, Stamford
Sally Young, Las Vegas
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sven Axbom, Acton
Templeton Peck, Acton
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Trish Stratus, Dodge City
Vader, Stamford
Walt Disney, Industry
William Dunlap, Broadway
William Inge, Broadway
Wolfgang Schussel, Brooklyn

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Alex P. Keaton, Los Angeles
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Charles Glover Barkla, Los Angeles
Cid Highwind, Industry
Clyde, on waivers
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, on waivers
E. Theodor Kocher, Acton
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
Gilad Anni-Padda, on waivers
Harry Weston, Los Angeles/Las Vegas/on waivers
Italo Calvino, Brooklyn
Jack McCoy, on waivers
James Howlett, Acton
Jen-Hsun Huang, Industry
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Lucas Papademos, on waivers
Marshall Miles, Las Vegas
Martin Riggs, Industry
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Robert Barany, Pittsburgh
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, San Jose
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Squirtle, San Jose
Susan Glaspell, Broadway
Takao Konishi, Acton
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, Brussels
Zoe Kravitz, Brussels

Center Fielders

Alexis Carrel, Acton
Allvar Gullstrand, Pittsburgh
Banjo, Stamford
Camillo Golgi, Seattle
Charles Antenen, Industry
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Chuck Palumbo, Stamford
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gustaf Dalen, Seattle/on waivers
Helena Christensen, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Horace Rumpole, Stamford
Ivan Pavlov, Acton
Ivor Broadis, Kratovo
Jaime Sommers, on waivers
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
Joseph Mermans, on waivers
Kelly Bundy, Los Angeles
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Louis Beel, Brussels
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Perry Mason, Dodge City
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Rob Zombie, Pittsburgh
Walter Reuther, Dodge City/Seattle

Right Fielders

Adam Maitland, Halicarnassus
Adolfas Slezevicius, Broadway
Algirdas Brazauskas, Stockholm
Alphonse Laveran, Seattle
Angelo Mortalli, on waivers
August Krogh, Stockholm
Ben Folds, Seattle
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Dani Evans, Milan
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Edmund Exley, Dodge City
Faarooq, Stamford
Grand Master Sexay, Stamford
Griswold the Blacksmith, on waivers
Harold Pinter, Broadway/on waivers
Harvey Fierstein, on waivers
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, Las Vegas
Ivar Anni-Padda, Acton
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Jules Bordet, Stockholm
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Laszlo Budai, Pittsburgh
Mario Monti, Brussels
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Maude Findlay, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Nadja Auermann, Milan
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Dodge City
Slash, on waivers
The Rock, Stamford
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Los Angeles
Adele, Stamford
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Aya Brea, San Jose
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Basil Fawlty, Pittsburgh
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
Darunia, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
El Greco, Acton
Elizabeth Lynn, Brooklyn
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Ghost of Christmas Present, on waivers
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Gordon Rupert Dickson, Brooklyn
Grand Duchess Charlotte, San Jose
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hannibal Lecter, on waivers
Henry Ford, Industry
Hornswoggle, Los Angeles
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stamford
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Seattle
Janos Ader, Brussels
John Patrick Shanley, San Jose
Jon Stewart, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Karolos Papoulias, Brussels
Kelley Deal, Milan
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Learned Hand, Dodge City
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Maurice Maeterlinck, Halicarnassus
Michelle McCool, Stamford
Mother Teresa, Brussels
Mrs. Robinson, Pittsburgh
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Ric Flair, Dodge City/Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roald Dahl, Brooklyn
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Sam Malone, Los Angeles
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Shannon Stewart, on waivers
Shawn Michaels, Stamford
Spock, Acton
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Industry
Steve Wozniak, Industry
Sugar Ray Leonard, Broadway
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, San Jose
Terra Branford, Acton
The Bloody Baron, Halicarnassus
Tintoretto, Acton
Tobias Asser, on waivers
Tommy Younger, Kratovo/Dodge City
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vinz Clortho, Halicarnassus
Vladimir Maslachenko, on waivers
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Willis Carrier, Industry
Yoshi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Amber Heard, Milan
Andris Berzins, Brussels
Chyna, Stamford
Claudia Schiffer, on waivers
Daria Werbowy, Milan
David Roosevelt Bunch, on waivers
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
Friedrich Schiller, on waivers
Gareth Peirce, Broadway/Dodge City
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Acton
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Acton
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Jigglypuff, on waivers
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Laszlo Kover, Brussels
Laszlo Solyom, on waivers
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Marcel Schlumberger, Industry
Margaret Atwood, Kratovo
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Mike Seaver, Los Angeles
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Niki Taylor, Dodge City
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Brooklyn
Pal Schmitt, Broadway
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Prince Humperdinck, Pittsburgh
Randall Garrett, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, San Jose
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City
Tjalling Koopmans, Stockholm
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
Vincent Valentine, Kratovo
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn

Relief Pitchers

Adaora, on waivers
Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Alicia Hall, on waivers
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Amadeo Carrizo, on waivers
Andrea Jung, Industry
Angela Hayes, on waivers
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Berry Westra, Las Vegas
Blanche Devereaux, Los Angeles
Boo, Halicarnassus
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Celes Chere, San Jose/on waivers
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Milan
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dorothy Zbornak, Los Angeles
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
ED-209, on waivers
Edgar Pangborn, on waivers
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Dodge City/Broadway
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, on waivers
Evelyn Mulwray, Stamford
Famke Janssen, on waivers
George "The Animal" Steele, Dodge City/Kratovo
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Holly Weber, Milan
Irving Picard, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Kelsey, Stockholm
Jackie Mason, Acton
Jamie Foxx, on waivers
Janet Weiss, Seattle
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
John Henson, on waivers
Johnnie Cochran, on waivers
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Pittsburgh
Kanami Kiyotsugu, on waivers
Kate Upton, Industry/San Jose
Ken Ober, on waivers
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Gustaf V, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
Layne Flack, Las Vegas
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, Brooklyn
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Moaning Myrtle, Halicarnassus
Natalia Vodianova, Broadway
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Nicole Linkletter, Kratovo
Orson Scott Card, Seattle
Pat Murphy, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, Stockholm
Pavel Chekov, Acton
Punky Brewster, Los Angeles
Rabindranath Tagore, Stockholm
Rachel Hunter, Milan
Relm Arrowny, on waivers
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Brussels
Rusty Hardin, Dodge City
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, Seattle/Broadway
Sarah McLachlan, Seattle
Selma Lagerlof, Stockholm
Sophia Petrillo, Los Angeles
Steve Harvey, Halicarnassus
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
The Phantom of the Opera, Halicarnassus
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Troy McClure, on waivers
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm