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SimBase Players, Year 25

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, 1b, Stamford
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Los Angeles
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Adam Maitland, rf, Industry
Adele, sp, Stamford
Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus, 1b, on waivers
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Acton
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Agnes Sorel, rf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, on waivers
Aileen Osofsky, c, Las Vegas
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alex P. Keaton, cf, Los Angeles
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alexis Carrel, cf, Acton/on waivers
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Pittsburgh
Alucard, ss, San Jose
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry/Pittsburgh
Amber Heard, mr, on waivers
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Los Angeles
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry/Pittsburgh
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Anna McNeill Whistler, rp, on waivers
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Anya Amasova, ss, on waivers
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Archibald Hill, lf, Stockholm
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Seattle
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Arthur Harden, c, on waivers
August Krogh, rf, Stockholm
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Aya Brea, sp, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Banjo, cf, Stamford
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
Benjamin Braddock, 1b, on waivers
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, Dodge City/San Jose
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bill Joy, mr, Industry
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Blanche Devereaux, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Boo, rp, Halicarnassus
Brian Platnick, 2b, Las Vegas
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Brooke Burns, c, Los Angeles
Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
Bud Bundy, 1b, Pittsburgh
Bud White, ss, Pittsburgh
Buttercup, 2b, Brooklyn

Camillo Golgi, cf, Seattle/Industry
Carl Winslow, 3b, Dodge City
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, c, Seattle/Seattle/on waivers
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Dior, rp, Industry
Chuck Palumbo, cf, Dodge City
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cidolfas Orlandu, lf, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Stamford
Clementine Kruczynski, sp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Cliff Huxtable, lf, Los Angeles
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Daria Werbowy, mr, Milan
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Darunia, sp, on waivers
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Packard, sp, Industry
David Treadwell, 2b, Acton
Derrick Bell, rp, Dodge City
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles
Dick Loudon, mr, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dixie Kong, sp, San Jose
Dorothy Michaels, cf, Pittsburgh
Dorothy Zbornak, rp, Broadway
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Emmett Brown, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Kratovo
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose
Duncan MacLeod, 2b, Acton

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Acton
Edmund Exley, rf, Dodge City
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, c, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Acton
Elihu Root, sp, on waivers
Eliot Ness, ss, Dodge City
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Kratovo
Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Brooklyn
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, Broadway
Ellen Kushner, ss, Brooklyn
Ellis "Red" Redding, 3b, Pittsburgh
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elyse Taylor, 3b, Milan
Epona, 1b, San Jose
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, on waivers
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernest Lawrence, ss, Stockholm
Ernst Ocwirk, 1b, Pittsburgh
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle
Evelyn Mulwray, rp, on waivers

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Broadway
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Francis William Aston, c, Stockholm
Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Dodge City
Frederick Soddy, c, Stockholm
Fredrik Nystrom, 2b, Las Vegas
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry
Fritz Pregl, c, Stockholm

Gareth Peirce, mr, Dodge City
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Kratovo
George Rosenkranz, ss, Las Vegas
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, on waivers
Giorgio Borg Olivier, 2b, on waivers
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Industry
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, on waivers
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Gregory Benford, 2b, Brooklyn
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo

H. M. Murdock, ss, Acton
Hal Clement, mr, Acton
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, 1b, Stockholm
Helena Christensen, cf, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Horace Rumpole, cf, Stamford
Howard Beale, rf, on waivers
Howard Schenken, 2b, Brooklyn
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, Stamford

Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, rf, Las Vegas
Irving Picard, rp, Kratovo
Isabella Rossellini, 1b, Brussels
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Acton
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, on waivers
Ivor Broadis, cf, Broadway

Jack Chalker, rp, Brooklyn
Jack D. Ripper, rp, on waivers
Jack Finney, c, San Jose
Jack Kelsey, rp, Stockholm
Jackie Mason, rp, Acton/on waivers
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
James White, lf, Brooklyn
Janet Weiss, rp, Seattle
Janos Ader, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Halicarnassus
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brussels
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, Brussels
Jesse Katsopolis, rp, Los Angeles
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Brussels
Jimmy Page, c, Seattle
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, ss, Acton
Joe Musashi, c, Seattle
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
Joel Barish, 3b, Pittsburgh/Las Vegas
Joey Gladstone, sp, Los Angeles
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
John "Hannibal" Smith, ss, Acton
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Clute, ss, Brooklyn
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, rp, Brooklyn
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Osborne, 3b, on waivers
John Patrick Shanley, sp, San Jose
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnny Rzeznik, cf, Seattle
Jon Stewart, sp, Acton
Jonny 5, cf, Seattle/Seattle
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Joseph Dredd, 1b, Dodge City
Joseph Flom, mr, Dodge City
Joshua Waitzkin, sp, Los Angeles
Jules Bordet, rf, Stockholm
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, 2b, Acton
Kalidasa, rp, Pittsburgh
Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Karolos Papoulias, sp, Brussels
Kate Moss, rf, Acton
Kate Upton, rp, San Jose
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Keith Roberts, cf, Industry
Kelley Deal, sp, Milan
Kelly Bundy, cf, on waivers
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King George V, rp, Brussels
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels/on waivers
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
Krysten Ritter, 3b, Milan
Kurt Angle, rp, Stamford

Lara Croft, sp, Pittsburgh
Lara Stone, lf, on waivers
Larry Page, 1b, Industry
Laszlo Budai, rf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Laszlo Kover, mr, Brussels
Laura Holt, rf, Los Angeles
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Layne Flack, rp, Las Vegas
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
Learned Hand, sp, Dodge City
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, lf, Kratovo
Leonardo Costagliola, sp, on waivers
Les Arps, mr, Dodge City
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, on waivers
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Seattle
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Lloyd Alexander, sp, on waivers
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, rp, Industry
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn

Manuel "Manny" Calavera, sp, Halicarnassus
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcel Schlumberger, mr, Industry
Marek Belka, 2b, Brussels
Margaret Atwood, mr, Kratovo
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Mario Monti, rf, Brussels
Marisa Berenson, c, Acton
Mark Lair, 3b, on waivers
Mars Callahan, mr, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Miles, lf, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, rp, Dodge City
Martin Riggs, lf, Industry/on waivers
Marvin Miller, 2b, Industry
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, mr, on waivers
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Maurice Maeterlinck, sp, Halicarnassus
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Methos, 2b, Acton/Acton
Michael Bloomberg, 2b, on waivers
Michael McDermott, ss, Pittsburgh
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas/on waivers
Michelle McCool, sp, Stamford
Michelle Tanner, sp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Mick Foley, rp, on waivers
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, 1b, Brussels
Mihaly Lantos, ss, Kratovo
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Halicarnassus
Mother Teresa, mr, on waivers
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles
Mr. Driller, c, San Jose
Mr. Pink, sp, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh

Nadja Auermann, rf, Milan
Nan Wood Graham, rp, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, 1b, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Broadway
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Niki Taylor, mr, Broadway
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Kratovo
November Annabella Terra, 3b, on waivers

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Oliver Wendell Holmes, mr, on waivers
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, on waivers
Orson Scott Card, rp, on waivers
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo

Pal Schmitt, mr, on waivers
Parappa the Rapper, rf, San Jose
Pat Murphy, rp, Brooklyn
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Pauline Bonaparte, rp, Milan
Pavel Chekov, rp, Acton
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, 2b, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, Los Angeles
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Peter Weiss, 3b, Pittsburgh/Broadway
Philip Massinger, 2b, Dodge City
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Prince Humperdinck, mr, on waivers
Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City

Rabindranath Tagore, rp, on waivers
Rachel Hunter, rp, on waivers
Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rafa Garusena, cf, San Jose/on waivers
Rajko Mitic, c, Kratovo
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Randall Garrett, mr, Dodge City
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, on waivers
Remington Steele, ss, Acton
Repo Man, ss, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Ric Flair, sp, Kratovo
Richard Adolf Zsigmondy, c, Stockholm
Richard Matheson, rp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, sp, on waivers
Rob Zombie, cf, on waivers
Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway
Robert Jonquet, c, on waivers
Robert Noyce, 3b, Industry
Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Romain Rolland, rp, Stockholm
Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
Rosco P. Coltrane, 1b, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Brussels
Rusty Hardin, rp, Acton
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, Milan

Saint John Hawke, lf, Acton
Sally Young, ss, Las Vegas/Brussels
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Broadway
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Seattle
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Dodge City
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Sephiroth, lf, Halicarnassus
Sergey Brin, sp, Industry
Shawn Michaels, sp, on waivers
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Broadway
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Solid Snake, 3b, San Jose
Sophia Petrillo, rp, Los Angeles
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spock, sp, Dodge City
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanislav Gross, ss, Brussels
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Kratovo
Steve Jobs, sp, Industry
Steve Wozniak, sp, Industry
Stevie Richards, 2b, on waivers
Stick Stickly, 3b, on waivers
Stjepan Bobek, cf, Kratovo
Stringfellow Hawke, rf, Acton
Sue, sp, San Jose
Sugar Ray Leonard, mr, Broadway
Superstar Billy Graham, rp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Susan Glaspell, 1b, Broadway
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Los Angeles
Takao Konishi, lf, Acton
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, sp, San Jose
Templeton Peck, 3b, Acton
Terra Branford, mr, on waivers
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Bloody Baron, sp, Halicarnassus
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Headless Horseman, sp, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, Halicarnassus
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thurgood Marshall, mr, Dodge City
Tintoretto, sp, Acton/on waivers
Tjalling Koopmans, mr, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tom Goldstein, rp, on waivers
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, Brussels
Tommy Dreamer, 3b, Stamford
Tommy Younger, sp, Dodge City
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Tricia Helfer, 2b, Las Vegas
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh/on waivers

Ultimate Warrior, sp, Stamford

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vanessa Huxtable, rp, on waivers
Verner von Heidenstam, rp, Seattle
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, mr, Kratovo
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Warren Buffett, 3b, Industry
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Will Hunting, 3b, Broadway
William 2. Gibson, rp, Broadway
William Butler Yeats, rp, on waivers
William Dunlap, ss, Dodge City
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William H. Gates, lf, Industry
William Hewlett, mr, Industry
William Inge, ss, Broadway/on waivers
William Knudsen, c, Industry
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Industry/Pittsburgh
William Wycherly, sp, Broadway
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
Willie Fernie, 2b, on waivers
Willis Carrier, sp, on waivers
Woodrow Wilson, sp, Stockholm
Wouter de Backer, 2b, Seattle

X-Pac, 3b, Stamford

Zoe Kravitz, rf, on waivers

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Aileen Osofsky, Las Vegas
Arthur Harden, on waivers
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, Los Angeles
Catalin Predoiu, Seattle/Seattle/on waivers
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Dr. Johnny Fever, Kratovo
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Francis William Aston, Stockholm
Frederick Soddy, Stockholm
Fritz Pregl, Stockholm
Jack Finney, San Jose
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brussels
Jimmy Page, Seattle
Joe Musashi, Seattle
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
Kathy Ireland, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Mr. Driller, San Jose
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, on waivers
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Rajko Mitic, Kratovo
Richard Adolf Zsigmondy, Stockholm
Robert Jonquet, on waivers
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Ron Klinger, Las Vegas
William Knudsen, Industry

First Basemen

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus, on waivers
Amedeo Amadei, Los Angeles
Benjamin Braddock, on waivers
Bud Bundy, Pittsburgh
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Epona, San Jose
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernst Ocwirk, Pittsburgh
Face, Broadway
Frederick Louis Maytag, Dodge City
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Isabella Rossellini, Brussels
Jimi Hendrix, Brussels
Joseph Dredd, Dodge City
Larry Page, Industry
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas/on waivers
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, Kratovo
Rachel Summers, Acton
Rosco P. Coltrane, Stockholm
Susan Glaspell, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus

Second Basemen

Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Archibald MacLeish, Seattle
Barbara Maitland, Halicarnassus
Brian Platnick, Las Vegas
Buttercup, Brooklyn
David Treadwell, Acton
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Fredrik Nystrom, Las Vegas
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Giorgio Borg Olivier, on waivers
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Gregory Benford, Brooklyn
Howard Schenken, Brooklyn
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Kal-El, Acton
King Dedede, San Jose
LeRoi Jones, Broadway
Marek Belka, Brussels
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Marvin Miller, Industry
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Methos, Acton/Acton
Michael Bloomberg, on waivers
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Philip Massinger, Dodge City
Robert Plant, Seattle
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Saria, San Jose
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stevie Richards, on waivers
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Tricia Helfer, Las Vegas
Willie Fernie, on waivers
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
Carl Winslow, Dodge City
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Dr. Emmett Brown, Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Ellis "Red" Redding, Pittsburgh
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Jakob Dylan, Seattle
Jean Anouilh, Halicarnassus
Joel Barish, Pittsburgh/Las Vegas
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
John Osborne, on waivers
Krysten Ritter, Milan
Mark Lair, on waivers
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
November Annabella Terra, on waivers
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Peter Weiss, Pittsburgh/Broadway
Robert Noyce, Industry
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City
Solid Snake, San Jose
Stanley Matthews, Kratovo
Stick Stickly, on waivers
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
Templeton Peck, Acton
Tommy Dreamer, Stamford
Warren Buffett, Industry
Will Hunting, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, Industry/Pittsburgh
X-Pac, Stamford

Shortstops

Alucard, San Jose
Anya Amasova, on waivers
Bernard Hogan-Howe, Dodge City/San Jose
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Bud White, Pittsburgh
Cloud Strife, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Eliot Ness, Dodge City
Ellen Kushner, Brooklyn
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Ernest Lawrence, Stockholm
Evan Dando, Seattle
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Giorgio Belladonna, on waivers
H. M. Murdock, Acton
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Acton
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Clute, Brooklyn
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Linda Litzke, on waivers
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Mihaly Lantos, Kratovo
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Remington Steele, Acton
Repo Man, Stamford
Sally Young, Las Vegas/Brussels
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Stanislav Gross, Brussels
Sven Axbom, Broadway
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Vader, Stamford
Walt Disney, Industry
William Dunlap, Dodge City
William Inge, Broadway/on waivers

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, on waivers
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Archibald Hill, Stockholm
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cliff Huxtable, Los Angeles
Dario Fo, Broadway
E. Theodor Kocher, Acton
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
Italo Calvino, Dodge City
James White, Brooklyn
Lara Stone, on waivers
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Marshall Miles, Las Vegas
Martin Riggs, Industry/on waivers
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Mike Doughty, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, Kratovo
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Saint John Hawke, Acton
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, Halicarnassus
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Squirtle, San Jose
Takao Konishi, Acton
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, Brussels
William H. Gates, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn

Center Fielders

Alex P. Keaton, Los Angeles
Alexis Carrel, Acton/on waivers
Allvar Gullstrand, Pittsburgh
Banjo, Stamford
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Seattle/Industry
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Chuck Palumbo, Dodge City
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Frank Galvin, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gordon Moore, Industry
Helena Christensen, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Horace Rumpole, Stamford
Ivan Pavlov, Acton
Ivor Broadis, Broadway
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle
Jonny 5, Seattle/Seattle
Keith Roberts, Industry
Kelly Bundy, on waivers
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Seattle
Louis Beel, Brussels
Perry Mason, Los Angeles
Rafa Garusena, San Jose/on waivers
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Rob Zombie, on waivers
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Walter Reuther, Industry

Right Fielders

Adam Maitland, Industry
Agnes Sorel, Milan
August Krogh, Stockholm
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Dani Evans, Milan
Edmund Exley, Dodge City
Faarooq, Stamford
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Howard Beale, on waivers
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, Las Vegas
Ivar Anni-Padda, on waivers
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Jules Bordet, Stockholm
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kate Moss, Acton
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Laszlo Budai, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Laura Holt, Los Angeles
Mario Monti, Brussels
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Nadja Auermann, Milan
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Ryu Hayabusa, Milan
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Broadway
Stringfellow Hawke, Acton
The Rock, Stamford
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
Zoe Kravitz, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Los Angeles
Adele, Stamford
Adriana Karembeu, Acton
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Aya Brea, San Jose
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Clementine Kruczynski, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
Darunia, on waivers
David Packard, Industry
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Dixie Kong, San Jose
El Greco, Acton
Elihu Root, on waivers
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Grand Duchess Charlotte, on waivers
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Henry Ford, Industry
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stamford
Janos Ader, Brussels
Joey Gladstone, Los Angeles
John Patrick Shanley, San Jose
Jon Stewart, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Joshua Waitzkin, Los Angeles
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Karolos Papoulias, Brussels
Kelley Deal, Milan
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Learned Hand, Dodge City
Leonardo Costagliola, on waivers
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Liu Wen, Milan
Lloyd Alexander, on waivers
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Manuel "Manny" Calavera, Halicarnassus
Maurice Maeterlinck, Halicarnassus
Michelle McCool, Stamford
Michelle Tanner, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Mr. Pink, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, Pittsburgh
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, on waivers
Ric Flair, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, on waivers
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Sergey Brin, Industry
Shawn Michaels, on waivers
Spock, Dodge City
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Industry
Steve Wozniak, Industry
Sue, San Jose
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, San Jose
The Bloody Baron, Halicarnassus
The Headless Horseman, Halicarnassus
Tintoretto, Acton/on waivers
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Tommy Younger, Dodge City
Ultimate Warrior, Stamford
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
William Wycherly, Broadway
Willis Carrier, on waivers
Woodrow Wilson, Stockholm

Middle Relievers

Amber Heard, on waivers
Andris Berzins, Brussels
Bill Joy, Industry
Chris Mars, Seattle
Chyna, Stamford
Daria Werbowy, Milan
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Lynn, Brooklyn
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
Gareth Peirce, Dodge City
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Acton
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Joseph Flom, Dodge City
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Laszlo Kover, Brussels
Les Arps, Dodge City
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Marcel Schlumberger, Industry
Margaret Atwood, Kratovo
Mars Callahan, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Mary McAleese, on waivers
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Mother Teresa, on waivers
Niki Taylor, Broadway
Oliver Wendell Holmes, on waivers
Pal Schmitt, on waivers
Prince Humperdinck, on waivers
Randall Garrett, Dodge City
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Sugar Ray Leonard, Broadway
Terra Branford, on waivers
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City
Tjalling Koopmans, Stockholm
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Vincent Valentine, Kratovo
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Hewlett, Industry

Relief Pitchers

Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry/Pittsburgh
Andrea Jung, Industry/Pittsburgh
Anna McNeill Whistler, on waivers
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Blanche Devereaux, Los Angeles
Boo, Halicarnassus
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Christian Dior, Industry
Classy Freddie Blassie, Stamford
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Dodge City
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dorothy Zbornak, Broadway
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
Elizabeth Arden, Kratovo
Elle Macpherson, Broadway
Eric Frank Russell, on waivers
Evelyn Mulwray, on waivers
George "The Animal" Steele, Kratovo
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Holly Weber, Milan
Irving Picard, Kratovo
Jack Chalker, Brooklyn
Jack D. Ripper, on waivers
Jack Kelsey, Stockholm
Jackie Mason, Acton/on waivers
Janet Weiss, Seattle
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jesse Katsopolis, Los Angeles
Jessica Rabbit, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, Brooklyn
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Pittsburgh
Kate Upton, San Jose
Kim Pine, Seattle
King George V, Brussels
King Gustaf V, Brussels/on waivers
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
Kurt Angle, Stamford
Layne Flack, Las Vegas
Louis Brandeis, Industry
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Mick Foley, on waivers
Moaning Myrtle, Halicarnassus
Nan Wood Graham, Milan
Natalia Vodianova, Broadway
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Orson Scott Card, on waivers
Pat Murphy, Brooklyn
Pauline Bonaparte, Milan
Pavel Chekov, Acton
Punky Brewster, Dodge City
Rabindranath Tagore, on waivers
Rachel Hunter, on waivers
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Romain Rolland, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Brussels
Rusty Hardin, Acton
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, Broadway
Sarah McLachlan, Seattle
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
Sophia Petrillo, Los Angeles
Superstar Billy Graham, Pittsburgh/on waivers
T. S. Eliot, Los Angeles
The Phantom of the Opera, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Tom Goldstein, on waivers
Vanessa Huxtable, on waivers
Verner von Heidenstam, Seattle
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William 2. Gibson, Broadway
William Butler Yeats, on waivers