Roster for Pittsburgh Pictures:

Catchers:

• 1701 Kathy Ireland, 32, c (553 G, 1.2 DR/40, 9.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2448 Bud Bundy, 24, 1b (94 G, -1.5 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2440 Ernst Ocwirk, 22, 2b (31 G, 1.8 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2043 William Randolph Hearst, 29, 3b (393 G, -1.1 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2616 Dr. Emmett Brown, 22, 3b (98 G, -1.6 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1851 Cloud Strife, 30, ss (521 G, 1.2 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2176 Michael McDermott, 26, ss (229 G, -3.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2582 Bud White, 22, ss (60 G, 0.4 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 2501 Roger Rabbit, 22, lf (131 G, -4.2 DR/40, 8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2576 Ellis "Red" Redding, 19, lf (56 G, -3.4 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40)
• 2372 John Diamond, 22, cf (128 G, 2.1 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2475 Dorothy Michaels, 22, rf (139 G, 0.1 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 2184 Teddy KGB, 27, sp (145 G, 2.2 PRAA/300)
• 2455 Mrs. Robinson, 24, sp (69 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2580 Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, 22, sp (35 G, 4.4 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 2247 Inigo Montoya, 26, mr (125 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2386 Jake Gittes, 23, mr (112 G, -3.8 PRAA/300)
• 1784 Andrea Jung, 31, rp (303 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1638 Alvah Curtis Roebuck, 29, rp (179 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2060 Kalidasa, 26, rp (146 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2558 Jessica Rabbit, 22, rp (38 G, -22.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2333 Lara Croft, 21, sp (28 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2703 Spartacus, 21, cf (who?)
• 2593 Mr. Pink, 18, sp (who?)
• 2643 William Wallace, 19, rf (who?)