Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 2509 Johnny Rzeznik, 24, c (182 G, -0.7 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 25, 1b (302 G, -0.3 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2230 Archibald MacLeish, 25, 2b (194 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2503 Robert Plant, 22, 2b (50 G, -3.8 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 22, 3b (121 G, 1.5 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 24, ss (101 G, -1.6 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2671 Travis Barker, 20, ss (36 G, 2.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1997 Eric Clapton, 30, lf (461 G, -1.9 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2622 Mike Doughty, 21, lf (134 G, 0.5 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1941 Lisa Snowdon, 28, cf (412 G, 0.5 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 22, cf (101 G, -0.2 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 26, rf (122 G, 2.8 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1847 Adele, 29, sp (188 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 28, sp (108 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 23, sp (72 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2681 Shannon Leto, 21, sp (34 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1834 Greg Bear, 30, mr (265 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 24, mr (147 G, 2.8 PRAA/300)
• 2770 Jemaine Clement, 20, mr (11 G, -18.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2032 King Karl XIV Johan, 27, rp (277 G, 10.1 PRAA/300)
• 2070 Kim Pine, 26, rp (186 G, 11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2586 Chris Mars, 20, mr (30 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2724 Bret McKenzie, 20, rp (5 G, -53.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2683 Jared Leto, 18, mr (who?)
• 2730 Gerhard Hanappi, 17, rf (who?)
• 2746 Amy Winehouse, 19, sp (who?)