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SimBase Players, Year 27

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, 1b, Stamford
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Los Angeles
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Abe Fortas, sp, Dodge City
Adam Maitland, rf, on waivers
Adele, sp, Stamford/Seattle
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Acton
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, on waivers
Agnes Sorel, rf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
Alec Douglas-Home, lf, Brussels
Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Alucard, ss, Acton
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Pittsburgh
Alyssa Jones, rp, Pittsburgh
Amy Winehouse, sp, Seattle
Andrea Jung, rp, Pittsburgh
Andris Berzins, mr, Kratovo
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Antenor Lucas, ss, Kratovo
Anthony Bouvier, 1b, Los Angeles
Antonin Artaud, cf, Broadway
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Arabella Mansfield, rp, Dodge City
Archibald Hill, lf, Stockholm
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Seattle
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
August Krogh, rf, on waivers
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Aya Brea, sp, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Banjo, cf, on waivers
Banquo, mr, Halicarnassus
Bar Paly, cf, Milan
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Los Angeles
Beloved, lf, Halicarnassus
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bill Joy, mr, Industry
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Bill Veeck, rf, Industry
Blanche Devereaux, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle/on waivers
Bob Loblaw, rf, Dodge City
Bobby Corwen, 3b, San Jose
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Bret McKenzie, rp, Seattle
Brian Platnick, 2b, Las Vegas
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
Bud Bundy, 1b, Pittsburgh
Bud White, ss, Pittsburgh
Buttercup, 2b, Brooklyn

Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
Carl Winslow, 3b, Dodge City
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
Carre Otis, rp, Milan
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Charles Comiskey, ss, Industry
Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
China Mieville, sp, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Dior, rp, Industry
Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
Christopher Fry, mr, Broadway
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cidolfas Orlandu, lf, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Stamford
Cliff Huxtable, lf, Los Angeles
Cloud Strife, ss, Pittsburgh
Colin Meloy, 2b, Brussels/on waivers
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Constance Baker Motley, rp, Dodge City
Cosmo Kramer, 1b, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

D'Lo Brown, 3b, on waivers
Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Dario Fo, lf, on waivers
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Packard, sp, Industry
David Treadwell, 2b, Acton
Derrick Bell, rp, Dodge City
Dick Loudon, mr, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dixie Kong, sp, San Jose
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Dorothy Zbornak, rp, on waivers
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Emmett Brown, 3b, Broadway
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Kratovo
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose
Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton

Edmund Exley, rf, on waivers
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Eiko Carol, sp, San Jose
Elaine Benes, 2b, Los Angeles
Eliot Ness, ss, Dodge City
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Kratovo
Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, on waivers
Ellen Kushner, 2b, Brooklyn
Ellis "Red" Redding, lf, Pittsburgh
Elon Musk, cf, Industry
Elyse Taylor, ss, Milan
Epona, 1b, San Jose
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, 1b, Stockholm
Ernst Ocwirk, 2b, Pittsburgh
Evan Dando, ss, Broadway

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Stamford
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Franck Multon, 3b, Las Vegas
Frank Costanza, c, Brussels/Acton
Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
Frederick Banting, lf, Stockholm
Frederick Soddy, c, Broadway
Fredrik Nystrom, 2b, Las Vegas
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, on waivers
Fritz Pregl, c, Dodge City

Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
Gareth Peirce, mr, Dodge City/on waivers
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, on waivers
George Costanza, mr, Los Angeles
George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
George Steinbrenner, sp, Industry
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Gerhard Hanappi, rf, Seattle
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Giovanni Goria, rf, Brussels
Goran Persson, 3b, Broadway
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Industry
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, rp, Brussels
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Greg Merson, rp, Las Vegas
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, mr, Kratovo

H. M. Murdock, ss, Acton
Hail N. Hardy, rp, Halicarnassus
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, 1b, Stockholm
Helena Christensen, cf, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Industry
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Horace Rumpole, cf, on waivers
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, Stamford

Ian McDonald, sp, Brooklyn
Igor Teper, sp, Brooklyn
Imrich Stacho, rp, on waivers
Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ion Iliescu, sp, Brussels
Ira Corn, rf, on waivers
Irving Picard, rp, Kratovo
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
Ivan Kostov, ss, Brussels
Ivan Pavlov, cf, on waivers
Ivor Broadis, cf, Broadway
Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan

Jack Chalker, mr, Brussels/on waivers
Jack Finney, c, on waivers
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
James White, rf, Brooklyn
Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
Jan Olszewski, 3b, Brussels
Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
Jared Leto, mr, Seattle
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jay, ss, Pittsburgh
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Halicarnassus
Jean Van Houtte, 3b, Brussels
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brooklyn
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, Brussels
Jean-de-Dieu Soult, lf, on waivers
Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle
Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
Jerry Seinfeld, mr, Brussels/Dodge City
Jesse Katsopolis, rp, on waivers
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Brooklyn
Jiri Trnka, 2b, Kratovo
Jo Polniaczek, ss, on waivers
Joanna Krupa, ss, Broadway/on waivers
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
Joel Barish, 3b, Las Vegas/on waivers
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
Johannes Virolainen, cf, Brussels
John "Hannibal" Smith, ss, Acton
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Clute, ss, Brooklyn
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, rp, Brooklyn
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnny Rzeznik, c, Seattle
Jon Stewart, mr, Acton
Jonny 5, cf, on waivers
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Joseph Flom, mr, Dodge City
Joshua Waitzkin, sp, Los Angeles
Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
Jules Bordet, rf, Stockholm
Julia Sugarbaker, rf, Los Angeles
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, 2b, Kratovo
Kalidasa, rp, Pittsburgh
Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, rp, Stockholm
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Kate Moss, rf, Acton/on waivers
Katherine Webb, rp, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City
Kathy Ireland, c, Pittsburgh
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Keith Roberts, cf, on waivers
Kelley Deal, mr, on waivers
Kelly LeBrock, c, Milan
Ken Starr, sp, Acton
Kevin Lomax, rf, Dodge City
Kim Alexis, ss, Industry
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Albert I, rp, Brussels
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, on waivers
King George V, rp, Brussels
King Johan III, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle
King Leopold I, rp, Broadway/Kratovo
King Louis-Philippe, rp, on waivers
Kurt Angle, rp, on waivers

Lara Croft, sp, Pittsburgh
Larry Page, 1b, Industry
Laszlo Kover, mr, Broadway
Laura Holt, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Los Angeles
Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
LeChuck, rp, Halicarnassus
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
Leonard McCoy, sp, Acton
Les Arps, mr, Dodge City/on waivers
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Seattle
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Lizzy Jagger, rp, Milan
Louis Beel, cf, Industry
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Luca Blight, sp, San Jose
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn

Manne Siegbahn, 3b, Brussels
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
Margaret Atwood, mr, Kratovo
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Los Angeles
Marisa Berenson, c, Acton
Mars Callahan, mr, Brussels
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Miles, lf, on waivers
Marshall Skadden, rp, Dodge City
Marvin Miller, 2b, Industry
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
Maurice Maeterlinck, sp, Halicarnassus/Seattle/on waivers
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Methos, 2b, Acton/Broadway
Mexican Wrestler Ted, rp, Acton
Michael Knight, rf, Acton
Michael McDermott, ss, Pittsburgh
Michelle McCool, sp, on waivers
Mihaly Lantos, ss, Kratovo
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Broadway
Montgomery Scott, mr, Acton
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles
Mr. Driller, c, San Jose
Mr. Pink, sp, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh

Nan Wood Graham, rp, Milan/Las Vegas
Nanami, 2b, San Jose
Nandor Hidegkuti, 1b, on waivers
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Newman, rp, on waivers
Niki Taylor, mr, Broadway/on waivers
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Kratovo

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, rf, Stockholm
Otto Wallach, c, Stockholm

Parappa the Rapper, rf, San Jose
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Pauline Bonaparte, rp, on waivers
Pavel Chekov, rp, Acton
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, rf, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, Los Angeles
Peter Venkman, 2b, Acton/on waivers
Peter Weiss, 3b, Dodge City
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, rp, Kratovo
Philip Massinger, 2b, Dodge City
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City

Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rajko Mitic, c, Kratovo
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Remington Steele, ss, Acton/on waivers
Repo Man, ss, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Ric Flair, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Ricardo Rodriguez, 2b, Stamford
Richard Adolf Zsigmondy, c, on waivers
Richard Matheson, rp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Kratovo
Riou, cf, San Jose
Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway
Robert Noyce, 3b, Industry
Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Romain Rolland, rp, Stockholm
Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
Rosco P. Coltrane, 1b, Dodge City
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle/Halicarnassus
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, rp, Acton
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, on waivers

Saint John Hawke, lf, Acton
Sally Young, ss, Brussels
Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Broadway
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Schala, sp, on waivers
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Broadway
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sephiroth, lf, Halicarnassus
Sergey Brin, sp, Industry
Shannon Leto, sp, Seattle
Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
Sin Cara, lf, Stamford
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Sir John Suckling, 1b, Broadway
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Broadway
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Solid Snake, 3b, San Jose
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spartacus, cf, Acton
Speedy Spirit, rp, on waivers
Spock, sp, Dodge City/Broadway
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanislav Gross, ss, Brussels
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Kratovo
Steve Jobs, sp, Industry
Steve Wozniak, sp, Dodge City
Stjepan Bobek, cf, Kratovo
Stringfellow Hawke, rf, on waivers
Stuart Murdoch, 2b, Brussels
Sue, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Sugar Ray Leonard, mr, on waivers
Susan Glaspell, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
Susan Sugarbaker, rp, Los Angeles
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo

T. S. Eliot, rp, on waivers
Tage Reedtz-Thott, rf, Brussels
Takao Konishi, lf, Acton
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, mr, San Jose
Temper Terror, rp, Halicarnassus
Templeton Peck, 3b, Acton
Terence Rattigan, 1b, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Bloody Baron, sp, Halicarnassus
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Headless Horseman, sp, Broadway/on waivers
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, Halicarnassus
The Rock, rf, on waivers
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, rp, Broadway
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, rf, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., cf, Brooklyn
Tjalling Koopmans, mr, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tom Yawkey, lf, Industry
Tommy Dreamer, 3b, on waivers
Tommy Younger, sp, on waivers
Tor Helness, 3b, on waivers
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Travis Barker, ss, Seattle

Ultimate Warrior, sp, Stamford

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vaira Vike-Freiberga, mr, on waivers
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, Stamford
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan
Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose

Walt Disney, ss, on waivers
Walter O'Malley, c, Industry
Walthere Frere-Orban, 1b, Brussels
Warren Buffett, 3b, Industry
Weston Coppola Cage, 2b, on waivers
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm
William 2. Gibson, rp, Broadway
William Dunlap, ss, Dodge City
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William H. Gates, lf, Industry
William Hewlett, mr, Industry
William Knudsen, c, Industry
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Pittsburgh
William Regal, 3b, Stamford
William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
William Wycherly, mr, Brussels
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
Woodrow Wilson, sp, Stockholm
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle

Yiannis Grivas, 3b, Brussels

Zhan Videnov, c, Brussels
Zidane Tribal, 3b, San Jose

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Dr. Johnny Fever, Kratovo
Frank Costanza, Brussels/Acton
Frederick Soddy, Broadway
Fritz Pregl, Dodge City
Jack Finney, on waivers
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brooklyn
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle
Kathy Ireland, Pittsburgh
Kelly LeBrock, Milan
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Mr. Driller, San Jose
Otto Wallach, Stockholm
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Rajko Mitic, Kratovo
Richard Adolf Zsigmondy, on waivers
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Ron Klinger, Las Vegas
Walter O'Malley, Industry
Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm
William Knudsen, Industry
Zhan Videnov, Brussels

First Basemen

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Anthony Bouvier, Los Angeles
Bud Bundy, Pittsburgh
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Cosmo Kramer, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Epona, San Jose
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, Stockholm
Face, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, Stockholm
Jimi Hendrix, Brooklyn
Larry Page, Industry
Nandor Hidegkuti, on waivers
Nikola Tesla, Kratovo
Rachel Summers, Acton
Rosco P. Coltrane, Dodge City
Sir John Suckling, Broadway
Susan Glaspell, Broadway/on waivers
Terence Rattigan, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
Walthere Frere-Orban, Brussels
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Archibald MacLeish, Seattle
Barbara Maitland, Los Angeles
Brian Platnick, Las Vegas
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Cara Delevingne, Milan
Colin Meloy, Brussels/on waivers
David Treadwell, Acton
Elaine Benes, Los Angeles
Ellen Kushner, Brooklyn
Ernst Ocwirk, Pittsburgh
Fredrik Nystrom, Las Vegas
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Jiri Trnka, Kratovo
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Kal-El, Kratovo
King Dedede, on waivers
Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
LeRoi Jones, Broadway
Marek Belka, Acton
Mariano Rajoy, Los Angeles
Marvin Miller, Industry
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Methos, Acton/Broadway
Nanami, San Jose
Peter Venkman, Acton/on waivers
Philip Massinger, Dodge City
Ricardo Rodriguez, Stamford
Robert Plant, Seattle
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Saria, San Jose
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stuart Murdoch, Brussels
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Weston Coppola Cage, on waivers

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Bob Dylan, Seattle/on waivers
Bobby Corwen, San Jose
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
Carl Winslow, Dodge City
D'Lo Brown, on waivers
Dr. Emmett Brown, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Franck Multon, Las Vegas
Friedrich Weyerhauser, on waivers
Goran Persson, Broadway
Jakob Dylan, Seattle
Jan Olszewski, Brussels
Jean Anouilh, Halicarnassus
Jean Van Houtte, Brussels
Joel Barish, Las Vegas/on waivers
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
Manne Siegbahn, Brussels
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Peter Weiss, Dodge City
Robert Noyce, Industry
Scott Pilgrim, Broadway
Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
Solid Snake, San Jose
Stanley Matthews, Kratovo
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
Templeton Peck, Acton
Tommy Dreamer, on waivers
Tor Helness, on waivers
Warren Buffett, Industry
William Randolph Hearst, Pittsburgh
William Regal, Stamford
Yiannis Grivas, Brussels
Zidane Tribal, San Jose

Shortstops

Alucard, Acton
Antenor Lucas, Kratovo
Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Bud White, Pittsburgh
Charles Comiskey, Industry
Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
Cloud Strife, Pittsburgh
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Eliot Ness, Dodge City
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Evan Dando, Broadway
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
H. M. Murdock, Acton
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Ivan Kostov, Brussels
Jay, Pittsburgh
Jo Polniaczek, on waivers
Joanna Krupa, Broadway/on waivers
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Clute, Brooklyn
Jowy Atreides, San Jose
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kim Alexis, Industry
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Mihaly Lantos, Kratovo
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Remington Steele, Acton/on waivers
Repo Man, Stamford
Sally Young, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Stanislav Gross, Brussels
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Travis Barker, Seattle
Vader, Stamford
Walt Disney, on waivers
William Dunlap, Dodge City

Left Fielders

Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Archibald Hill, Stockholm
Beloved, Halicarnassus
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cliff Huxtable, Los Angeles
Dario Fo, on waivers
Ellis "Red" Redding, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Frederick Banting, Stockholm
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Italo Calvino, Dodge City
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
Jean-de-Dieu Soult, on waivers
Laurynas Stankevicius, Los Angeles
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo/on waivers
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Marshall Miles, on waivers
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Mike Doughty, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, Kratovo
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Saint John Hawke, Acton
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, Halicarnassus
Sin Cara, Stamford
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Takao Konishi, Acton
Tom Yawkey, Industry
William H. Gates, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn

Center Fielders

Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
Antonin Artaud, Broadway
Banjo, on waivers
Bar Paly, Milan
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, Seattle
Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Elon Musk, Industry
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Frank Galvin, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gordon Moore, Industry
Helena Christensen, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Industry
Horace Rumpole, on waivers
Ivan Pavlov, on waivers
Ivor Broadis, Broadway
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
Johannes Virolainen, Brussels
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
Jonny 5, on waivers
Keith Roberts, on waivers
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Seattle
Louis Beel, Industry
Perry Mason, Los Angeles
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Riou, San Jose
Spartacus, Acton
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn

Right Fielders

Adam Maitland, on waivers
Agnes Sorel, Milan
August Krogh, on waivers
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Bill Veeck, Industry
Bob Loblaw, Dodge City
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Dani Evans, Milan
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Edmund Exley, on waivers
Faarooq, Stamford
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Gerhard Hanappi, Seattle
Giovanni Goria, Brussels
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, on waivers
James White, Brooklyn
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Jules Bordet, Stockholm
Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kate Moss, Acton/on waivers
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Kevin Lomax, Dodge City
Laura Holt, Los Angeles/on waivers
Michael Knight, Acton
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Ryu Hayabusa, on waivers
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Broadway
Stringfellow Hawke, on waivers
Tage Reedtz-Thott, Brussels
The Rock, on waivers
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, Brussels
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
William Wallace, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Los Angeles
Abe Fortas, Dodge City
Adele, Stamford/Seattle
Adriana Karembeu, Acton
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Amy Winehouse, Seattle
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Aya Brea, San Jose
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
China Mieville, Brooklyn
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
David Packard, Industry
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Dixie Kong, San Jose
Eiko Carol, San Jose
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
George Steinbrenner, Industry
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Henry Ford, Industry
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stamford
Ian McDonald, Brooklyn
Igor Teper, Brooklyn
Ion Iliescu, Brussels
James T. Kirk, Acton
Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Joshua Waitzkin, Los Angeles
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Ken Starr, Acton
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Leonard McCoy, Acton
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Luca Blight, San Jose
Maurice Maeterlinck, Halicarnassus/Seattle/on waivers
Michelle McCool, on waivers
Mr. Pink, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, Pittsburgh
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle/Halicarnassus
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Schala, on waivers
Sergey Brin, Industry
Shannon Leto, Seattle
Spock, Dodge City/Broadway
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Industry
Steve Wozniak, Dodge City
Sue, Brussels/on waivers
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
The Bloody Baron, Halicarnassus
The Headless Horseman, Broadway/on waivers
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Tommy Younger, on waivers
Ultimate Warrior, Stamford
Victor Hugo, Stamford
Woodrow Wilson, Stockholm

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Kratovo
Banquo, Halicarnassus
Bill Joy, Industry
Chris Mars, Seattle
Christopher Fry, Broadway
Chyna, Stamford
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Lynn, Broadway
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
Gareth Peirce, Dodge City/on waivers
George Costanza, Los Angeles
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Greg Bear, Seattle
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jack Chalker, Brussels/on waivers
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
Jared Leto, Seattle
Jemaine Clement, Seattle
Jerry Seinfeld, Brussels/Dodge City
Jon Stewart, Acton
Joseph Flom, Dodge City
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Kelley Deal, on waivers
Laszlo Kover, Broadway
Les Arps, Dodge City/on waivers
Margaret Atwood, Kratovo
Mars Callahan, Brussels
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Montgomery Scott, Acton
Niki Taylor, Broadway/on waivers
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
Sugar Ray Leonard, on waivers
Tegan Rain Quin, San Jose
Tjalling Koopmans, Stockholm
Vaira Vike-Freiberga, on waivers
Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Hewlett, Industry
William Wycherly, Brussels

Relief Pitchers

Aeris Gainsborough, on waivers
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Pittsburgh
Alyssa Jones, Pittsburgh
Andrea Jung, Pittsburgh
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
Arabella Mansfield, Dodge City
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Bender the Offender, Stamford
Blanche Devereaux, Los Angeles
Bret McKenzie, Seattle
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Carre Otis, Milan
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Christian Dior, Industry
Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
Classy Freddie Blassie, Stamford
Constance Baker Motley, Dodge City
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Dodge City
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dorothy Zbornak, on waivers
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
Elizabeth Arden, Kratovo
Elle Macpherson, on waivers
Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
George "The Animal" Steele, on waivers
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, Brussels
Greg Merson, Las Vegas
Hail N. Hardy, Halicarnassus
Holly Weber, Milan
Imrich Stacho, on waivers
Irving Picard, Kratovo
Izabel Goulart, Milan
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
Jesse Katsopolis, on waivers
Jessica Rabbit, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, Brooklyn
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Pittsburgh
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, Stockholm
Katherine Webb, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Albert I, Brussels
King George V, Brussels
King Johan III, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle
King Leopold I, Broadway/Kratovo
King Louis-Philippe, on waivers
Kurt Angle, on waivers
LeChuck, Halicarnassus
Lizzy Jagger, Milan
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Mexican Wrestler Ted, Acton
Moaning Myrtle, Broadway
Nan Wood Graham, Milan/Las Vegas
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Newman, on waivers
Pauline Bonaparte, on waivers
Pavel Chekov, Acton
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, Kratovo
Punky Brewster, Dodge City
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Ric Flair, Kratovo/on waivers
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Romain Rolland, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, Acton
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, Broadway/on waivers
Sarah McLachlan, Broadway
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
Speedy Spirit, on waivers
Susan Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
T. S. Eliot, on waivers
Temper Terror, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, Broadway
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William 2. Gibson, Broadway