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SimBase Players, Year 29

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, cf, Stamford
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, on waivers
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Abe Fortas, sp, Dodge City
Adam Levine, c, Seattle
Adelbert Steiner, 2b, San Jose
Adele, sp, Broadway
Adrian Nastase, 2b, Pittsburgh
Adriana Karembeu, sp, on waivers
Agnes Sorel, cf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Al Calavicci, lf, Acton
Al Davis, ss, Berkeley
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
Alec Douglas-Home, lf, Brussels
Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
Alexander Pushkin, rp, on waivers
Alfredo Lim, 3b, Dodge City
Allan H. Selig, sp, Berkeley
Alucard, ss, Acton
Amanda Marcum, rp, Milan
Amy Winehouse, sp, Seattle
Andris Berzins, mr, Los Angeles
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Antenor Lucas, ss, Kratovo
Anthony Bouvier, cf, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, cf, Kratovo
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
Antonio Roma, sp, Kratovo
Ants Piip, rf, Brussels
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Arabella Mansfield, rp, Dodge City
Archibald Hill, lf, on waivers
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, on waivers
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Asher T. Ashes, 2b, Halicarnassus
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Axel Foley, rf, Dodge City
Aya Brea, mr, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Banquo, mr, Halicarnassus
Bar Paly, cf, Kratovo
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Los Angeles
Bea Witch, rp, Halicarnassus
Beloved, lf, Halicarnassus
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bertil Ohlin, mr, Stockholm
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Bill Veeck, rf, Berkeley
Blanche Devereaux, sp, Acton
Bob Loblaw, lf, Dodge City
Bobby Corwen, 3b, on waivers
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Bobo Brazil, rf, Kratovo
Bogdan Borusewicz, sp, Brussels
Booker T, 2b, Stamford
Brendan Behan, c, Broadway
Bret McKenzie, rp, Seattle
Brian Platnick, 2b, on waivers
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
Bud White, ss, Broadway
Buttercup, 2b, Brooklyn

C.U. Later, mr, Halicarnassus
Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
Carl Winslow, 3b, Acton
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Stamford
Charles Comiskey, ss, Berkeley
Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
China Mieville, sp, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christa-Maria Sieland, ss, Pittsburgh
Christian Dior, rp, Berkeley
Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
Christopher Pike, sp, Acton
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cidolfas Orlandu, c, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Claire Voince, rp, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Kratovo
Connie Corleone, rf, Pittsburgh
Connie Mack, cf, Berkeley
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Berkeley
Constance Baker Motley, rp, on waivers
Cosmo Kramer, 1b, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Darlene Conner, mr, Los Angeles
Data, mr, Acton
David Bruce, 2b, Las Vegas
David Gerrold, rp, Kratovo
David Packard, sp, Berkeley
David Treadwell, ss, Acton
Derastus Clapp, 2b, Dodge City
Devon Miles, lf, on waivers
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dinko Dermendzhiev, c, Kratovo
Dixie Kong, sp, San Jose
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Emmett Brown, 3b, Broadway
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Stamford
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose
Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton
Dustin T. Dust, rp, on waivers

Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Edward V. Appleton, ss, Kratovo/Kratovo
Edward de Vere, sp, Broadway/on waivers
Eiko Carol, sp, San Jose
Eliot Ness, ss, Dodge City
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Ellen Kushner, 2b, Brooklyn/Berkeley
Ellis "Red" Redding, lf, on waivers
Elon Musk, cf, Berkeley
Elyse Taylor, ss, Milan
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, 1b, Stockholm
Erno Gero, sp, on waivers
Ernst Ocwirk, 2b, on waivers
Esko Aho, c, Brussels
Eva Pigford, cf, Broadway
Evan Dando, ss, on waivers

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Stamford
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, cf, on waivers
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Franck Multon, 3b, on waivers
Frank Costanza, c, Acton
Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
Frederick Soddy, c, Broadway
Fredrik Nystrom, 2b, on waivers
Freya Crescent, rf, San Jose
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm

G.I. Missyou, rp, Halicarnassus
Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, ss, San Jose
Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George Costanza, mr, Los Angeles
George Marshall, sp, Stockholm
George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
George Steinbrenner, sp, Berkeley
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Gerald Shargel, rp, Dodge City
Gerd Wiesler, rp, Pittsburgh
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Giovanni Goria, cf, on waivers
Glen Cook, lf, Brooklyn
Goran Persson, 3b, Kratovo
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Berkeley
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, on waivers
Greg Merson, rp, Las Vegas
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, mr, Stamford

Hail N. Hardy, sp, Halicarnassus
Hannah Davis, c, Milan
Hans Gruber, rp, Pittsburgh
Harold T. Stone, c, Dodge City
Harriet Tubman, 1b, Berkeley
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Helena Christensen, cf, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Berkeley
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo/on waivers
Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock, ss, Pittsburgh
Henrik Pontoppidan, rp, Stockholm
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Hjalmar Branting, sp, Stockholm
Holly Weber, rp, on waivers
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn

Ian McDonald, sp, Brooklyn
Igor Teper, sp, Brooklyn
Imre Nagy, rf, Brussels
Ingvar Carlsson, 2b, Pittsburgh
Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, on waivers
Ion Iliescu, sp, on waivers
Ireland Baldwin, 3b, Acton
Irving Picard, rp, on waivers
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
Ivan Kostov, lf, on waivers
Ivor Broadis, cf, Broadway
Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan

Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
Jacques Chirac, sp, Brussels
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
James White, rf, on waivers
Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
Jared Leto, mr, on waivers
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jay, ss, Pittsburgh
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Halicarnassus
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brooklyn
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, Brussels
Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle
Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
Jerry Hall, ss, Milan
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Brooklyn
Jiri Trnka, 2b, Kratovo
Jo Cals, ss, Brussels
Joe Orton, c, on waivers
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
John "Hannibal" Smith, 1b, Acton
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford/Stamford/on waivers
John Brown, lf, Berkeley
John Clute, c, Kratovo
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm
John Kessel, 1b, Brooklyn
John Milo Ford, rp, Brooklyn
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Swanson, rf, on waivers
Johnny Blaze, rp, Halicarnassus
Johnny Rzeznik, c, Seattle
Jon Stewart, mr, on waivers
Jonathan Duhamel, rp, on waivers
Joon Pahk, cf, Las Vegas
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, 3b, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Josef Masopust, 3b, Kratovo
Joshua Waitzkin, mr, Los Angeles
Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
Julia Sugarbaker, lf, Los Angeles
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Just Joe, sp, Stamford/Stamford/Pittsburgh

KITT, lf, Acton
Kal-El, 2b, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Kalidasa, rp, on waivers
Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, rp, Kratovo
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Katherine Webb, rp, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City
Kathy Ireland, c, on waivers
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Kazooie, sp, San Jose
Kelly LeBrock, rf, Milan
Ken Starr, sp, Acton
Kim Alexis, ss, Berkeley
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King George V, rp, Brussels
King Johan III, rp, on waivers
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle
King Leopold I, rp, Kratovo

Lana del Rey, sp, Kratovo
Lara Croft, mr, Pittsburgh
Laura James, cf, Broadway
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Los Angeles
Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
LeChuck, sp, Halicarnassus
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
Lee Blessing, lf, Brussels
Leonard McCoy, sp, on waivers
Leszek Miller, 2b, Brussels
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lionel Hutz, cf, on waivers
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Seattle
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, mr, Milan
Lizzy Jagger, rp, Milan
Lou Bluhm, cf, Dodge City
Louis Beel, cf, on waivers
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Luca Blight, rp, San Jose
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn

Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
Margaret Atwood, mr, Los Angeles
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Marisa Berenson, c, Acton
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Martin Garbus, rp, Dodge City
Marvin Miller, 2b, Berkeley
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Berkeley
Mary Robinson, sp, Brussels
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Michael Corleone, sp, Pittsburgh
Michael Knight, rf, Acton
Michael McDermott, 1b, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Mick Fleetwood, lf, Seattle
Miguel de Unamuno, cf, on waivers
Mihaly Lantos, ss, Kratovo
Mike Develin, 1b, Las Vegas
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milan Kucan, mr, Brussels
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Milton Work, 1b, Las Vegas
Milutin Soskic, rp, Kratovo
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Broadway
Montgomery Scott, mr, Acton
Morrissey, 1b, Seattle
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles
Mr. Driller, c, on waivers
Mr. Pink, sp, on waivers
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Broadway
Murphy Brown, 2b, Kratovo

Nan Wood Graham, rp, Dodge City
Nanami, 2b, San Jose
Nancy Kress, 2b, Brooklyn
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Nicholas Rowe, rf, Broadway
Nils Eden, cf, Brussels/Brussels/on waivers
Nina Agdal, 2b, Milan
Nyota Uhura, sp, Acton

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Oren Travis, c, Dodge City
Oskar Kokoschka, ss, on waivers
Oskar Schindler, cf, Pittsburgh
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, on waivers
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, rf, Stockholm
Otto Wallach, c, Stockholm

Pavel Chekov, rp, on waivers
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, rf, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, Los Angeles
Peter Palotas, rf, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Peter Weiss, 3b, Dodge City
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, rp, Kratovo
Philip Banks, c, Dodge City
Philip Sydney, 1b, Broadway
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Berkeley/Brooklyn
Princess Mint, c, San Jose
Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City

Quina Quen, 3b, Seattle

Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rajko Mitic, c, Kratovo
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, sp, Broadway
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Rene Coty, sp, Brussels
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Richard Matheson, sp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Riou, lf, San Jose
Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway
Robert Noyce, 3b, Berkeley
Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, on waivers
Romain Rolland, rp, Stockholm
Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Roseanne Conner, cf, Los Angeles
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Stamford/on waivers
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Los Angeles
Rue, mr, San Jose
Rusty Hardin, rp, Los Angeles

Sally Young, ss, Brussels
Sam Beckett, c, Acton
Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Broadway
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sergey Brin, sp, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, sp, Las Vegas
Shannon Leto, sp, Dodge City
Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
Sin Cara, 1b, on waivers
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Broadway
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Sojourner Truth, cf, Berkeley
Solid Snake, 3b, San Jose
Sonny Corleone, ss, Pittsburgh
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spyro the Dragon, c, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Stamford
Stephan Jenkins, 1b, Seattle
Stephen Malkmus, cf, Brussels
Stephin Merritt, 2b, Seattle
Steve Jobs, sp, Berkeley
Steve Wozniak, mr, Dodge City
Steven Tyler, rf, San Jose
Stevie Nicks, sp, Seattle/Pittsburgh
Stjepan Bobek, cf, Kratovo
Susan Sugarbaker, rp, Los Angeles
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo/on waivers

Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Teddy KGB, sp, on waivers
Tegan Rain Quin, mr, on waivers
Temper Terror, rp, Kratovo
Templeton Peck, ss, Acton
Terence Rattigan, 1b, Broadway
Test, c, Pittsburgh
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, Halicarnassus
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, rp, Broadway
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, rf, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thomas Sackville, rf, Broadway
Tiit Vahi, 1b, Brussels
Tjalling Koopmans, mr, on waivers
Tobias Stone, cf, Las Vegas
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tom Yawkey, lf, Stamford
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Travis Barker, ss, Seattle

Ultimate Warrior, sp, Stamford

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Chubukov, rp, on waivers
Victor Hugo, sp, Stamford
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan
Vito Corleone, 2b, Pittsburgh
Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose

Walter O'Malley, c, Berkeley
Walthere Frere-Orban, 1b, Brussels
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm
Wilhelm Steinitz, sp, Las Vegas
Willem Einthoven, rf, Stockholm
William 2. Gibson, rp, Broadway
William Cartwright, sp, on waivers
William Dunlap, ss, Dodge City
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William H. Gates, lf, Berkeley
William Hewlett, mr, Berkeley
William Knudsen, c, Berkeley
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Pittsburgh
William Regal, 3b, Stamford
William Shea, 3b, Berkeley
William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
Wim Kok, cf, Brussels
Woodrow Wilson, sp, Stockholm
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle

Yiannis Grivas, 3b, Brussels

Zhan Videnov, cf, on waivers
Zidane Tribal, cf, San Jose
Ziggy, c, Acton
Zoe Akins, 3b, Broadway

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Adam Levine, Seattle
Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brendan Behan, Broadway
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Dinko Dermendzhiev, Kratovo
Dr. Johnny Fever, Stamford
Esko Aho, Brussels
Frank Costanza, Acton
Frederick Soddy, Broadway
Hannah Davis, Milan
Harold T. Stone, Dodge City
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brooklyn
Joe Orton, on waivers
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford/Stamford/on waivers
John Clute, Kratovo
Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle
Kathy Ireland, on waivers
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Mr. Driller, on waivers
Oren Travis, Dodge City
Otto Wallach, Stockholm
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Philip Banks, Dodge City
Princess Mint, San Jose
Rajko Mitic, Kratovo
Roland Pryzbylewski, on waivers
Ron Klinger, Las Vegas
Sam Beckett, Acton
Spyro the Dragon, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Test, Pittsburgh
Walter O'Malley, Berkeley
Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm
William Knudsen, Berkeley
Ziggy, Acton

First Basemen

Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Cosmo Kramer, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, Stockholm
Face, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Harriet Tubman, Berkeley
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Jimi Hendrix, Brooklyn
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Kessel, Brooklyn
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Mike Develin, Las Vegas
Milton Work, Las Vegas
Morrissey, Seattle
Philip Sydney, Broadway
Rachel Summers, Acton
Sin Cara, on waivers
Stephan Jenkins, Seattle
Terence Rattigan, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
Tiit Vahi, Brussels
Walthere Frere-Orban, Brussels
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Adelbert Steiner, San Jose
Adrian Nastase, Pittsburgh
Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Archibald MacLeish, on waivers
Asher T. Ashes, Halicarnassus
Barbara Maitland, Los Angeles
Booker T, Stamford
Brian Platnick, on waivers
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Cara Delevingne, Milan
David Bruce, Las Vegas
Derastus Clapp, Dodge City
Ellen Kushner, Brooklyn/Berkeley
Ernst Ocwirk, on waivers
Fredrik Nystrom, on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Ingvar Carlsson, Pittsburgh
Jiri Trnka, Kratovo
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Kal-El, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
LeRoi Jones, Broadway
Leszek Miller, Brussels
Marek Belka, Acton
Marvin Miller, Berkeley
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Murphy Brown, Kratovo
Nanami, San Jose
Nancy Kress, Brooklyn
Nina Agdal, Milan
Repo Man, Stamford
Robert Plant, Seattle
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Saria, San Jose
Stephin Merritt, Seattle
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo/on waivers
Vito Corleone, Pittsburgh

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Alfredo Lim, Dodge City
Bobby Corwen, on waivers
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
Carl Winslow, Acton
Dr. Emmett Brown, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Franck Multon, on waivers
Goran Persson, Kratovo
Ireland Baldwin, Acton
Jakob Dylan, Seattle
Jean Anouilh, Halicarnassus
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, Brussels
Josef Masopust, Kratovo
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Peter Weiss, Dodge City
Quina Quen, Seattle
Robert Noyce, Berkeley
Scott Pilgrim, Broadway/on waivers
Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
Solid Snake, San Jose
Stanley Matthews, Stamford
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
William Randolph Hearst, Pittsburgh
William Regal, Stamford
William Shea, Berkeley
Yiannis Grivas, Brussels
Zoe Akins, Broadway

Shortstops

Al Davis, Berkeley
Alucard, Acton
Antenor Lucas, Kratovo
Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Bud White, Broadway
Charles Comiskey, Berkeley
Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
Christa-Maria Sieland, Pittsburgh
David Treadwell, Acton
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Edward V. Appleton, Kratovo/Kratovo
Eliot Ness, Dodge City
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Evan Dando, on waivers
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, San Jose
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo/on waivers
Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock, Pittsburgh
Jay, Pittsburgh
Jerry Hall, Milan
Jo Cals, Brussels
Jowy Atreides, San Jose
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kim Alexis, Berkeley
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Mihaly Lantos, Kratovo
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Oskar Kokoschka, on waivers
Sally Young, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sonny Corleone, Pittsburgh
Templeton Peck, Acton
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Travis Barker, Seattle
Vader, Stamford
William Dunlap, Dodge City

Left Fielders

Al Calavicci, Acton
Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Archibald Hill, on waivers
Beloved, Halicarnassus
Bob Loblaw, Dodge City
Devon Miles, on waivers
Ellis "Red" Redding, on waivers
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Glen Cook, Brooklyn
Italo Calvino, Dodge City
Ivan Kostov, on waivers
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
John Brown, Berkeley
Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
KITT, Acton
Laurynas Stankevicius, Los Angeles
Lee Blessing, Brussels
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Mick Fleetwood, Seattle
Mike Doughty, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Riou, San Jose
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Tom Yawkey, Stamford
William H. Gates, Berkeley
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn

Center Fielders

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Agnes Sorel, Milan
Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
Anthony Bouvier, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, Kratovo
Bar Paly, Kratovo
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, Seattle
Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Connie Mack, Berkeley
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Elon Musk, Berkeley
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Eva Pigford, Broadway
Federico Garcia Lorca, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, on waivers
Frank Galvin, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Giovanni Goria, on waivers
Gordon Moore, Berkeley
Helena Christensen, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Berkeley
Ivor Broadis, Broadway
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
Joon Pahk, Las Vegas
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Laura James, Broadway
Lionel Hutz, on waivers
Lisa Snowdon, Seattle
Lou Bluhm, Dodge City
Louis Beel, on waivers
Miguel de Unamuno, on waivers
Nils Eden, Brussels/Brussels/on waivers
Oskar Schindler, Pittsburgh
Perry Mason, Los Angeles
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Roseanne Conner, Los Angeles
Sojourner Truth, Berkeley
Stephen Malkmus, Brussels
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Tobias Stone, Las Vegas
Wim Kok, Brussels
Zhan Videnov, on waivers
Zidane Tribal, San Jose

Right Fielders

Ants Piip, Brussels
Axel Foley, Dodge City
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles/on waivers
Bill Veeck, Berkeley
Bobo Brazil, Kratovo
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Connie Corleone, Pittsburgh
Dani Evans, Milan
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Faarooq, Stamford
Freya Crescent, San Jose
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Imre Nagy, Brussels
Inky, on waivers
James White, on waivers
John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm
John Swanson, on waivers
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Kelly LeBrock, Milan
Michael Knight, Acton
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Nicholas Rowe, Broadway
Oswaldo da Silva, on waivers
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Peter Palotas, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Berkeley/Brooklyn
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Broadway
Steven Tyler, San Jose
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Thomas Sackville, Broadway
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
Willem Einthoven, Stockholm
William Wallace, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, on waivers
Abe Fortas, Dodge City
Adele, Broadway
Adriana Karembeu, on waivers
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allan H. Selig, Berkeley
Amy Winehouse, Seattle
Antonio Roma, Kratovo
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Blanche Devereaux, Acton
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Bogdan Borusewicz, Brussels
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Stamford
China Mieville, Brooklyn
Christopher Pike, Acton
Conrad Schlumberger, Berkeley
David Packard, Berkeley
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Dixie Kong, San Jose
Edward de Vere, Broadway/on waivers
Eiko Carol, San Jose
Erno Gero, on waivers
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
George Marshall, Stockholm
George Steinbrenner, Berkeley
Gil Merrick, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Hail N. Hardy, Halicarnassus
Hjalmar Branting, Stockholm
Ian McDonald, Brooklyn
Igor Teper, Brooklyn
Ion Iliescu, on waivers
Jacques Chirac, Brussels
James T. Kirk, Acton
Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Just Joe, Stamford/Stamford/Pittsburgh
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Kazooie, San Jose
Ken Starr, Acton
Lana del Rey, Kratovo
LeChuck, Halicarnassus
Leonard McCoy, on waivers
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Mary Robinson, Brussels
Michael Corleone, Pittsburgh
Mr. Pink, on waivers
Mrs. Robinson, Broadway
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Nyota Uhura, Acton
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, Broadway
Rene Coty, Brussels
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Rosen Plevneliev, Stamford/on waivers
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Sergey Brin, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, Las Vegas
Shannon Leto, Dodge City
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Berkeley
Stevie Nicks, Seattle/Pittsburgh
Teddy KGB, on waivers
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Ultimate Warrior, Stamford
Victor Hugo, Stamford
Wilhelm Steinitz, Las Vegas
William Cartwright, on waivers
Woodrow Wilson, Stockholm

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Los Angeles
Aya Brea, San Jose
Banquo, Halicarnassus
Bertil Ohlin, Stockholm
C.U. Later, Halicarnassus
Chris Mars, Seattle
Chyna, Stamford
Darlene Conner, Los Angeles
Data, Acton
Elizabeth Lynn, Broadway
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
George Costanza, Los Angeles
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Greg Bear, on waivers
Gyula Grosics, Stamford
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
Jared Leto, on waivers
Jemaine Clement, Seattle
Jon Stewart, on waivers
Joshua Waitzkin, Los Angeles
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo/Kratovo/on waivers
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Liu Wen, Milan
Margaret Atwood, Los Angeles
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Milan Kucan, Brussels
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Montgomery Scott, Acton
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Rue, San Jose
Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
Steve Wozniak, Dodge City
Tegan Rain Quin, on waivers
Tjalling Koopmans, on waivers
Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Hewlett, Berkeley

Relief Pitchers

Alexander Pushkin, on waivers
Amanda Marcum, Milan
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
Arabella Mansfield, Dodge City
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Bea Witch, Halicarnassus
Bender the Offender, Stamford
Bret McKenzie, Seattle
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Christian Dior, Berkeley
Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
Claire Voince, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, Kratovo
Constance Baker Motley, on waivers
David Gerrold, Kratovo
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
Dustin T. Dust, on waivers
Elizabeth Arden, Los Angeles
G.I. Missyou, Halicarnassus
Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
Gerald Shargel, Dodge City
Gerd Wiesler, Pittsburgh
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, Brussels/on waivers
Greg Merson, Las Vegas
Hans Gruber, Pittsburgh
Henrik Pontoppidan, Stockholm
Holly Weber, on waivers
Irving Picard, on waivers
Izabel Goulart, Milan
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
Jessica Rabbit, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, Brooklyn
Johnny Blaze, Halicarnassus
Jonathan Duhamel, on waivers
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, on waivers
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, Kratovo
Katherine Webb, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City
Kim Pine, Seattle
King George V, Brussels
King Johan III, on waivers
King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle
King Leopold I, Kratovo
Lizzy Jagger, Milan
Luca Blight, San Jose
Martin Garbus, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, Berkeley
Milutin Soskic, Kratovo
Moaning Myrtle, Broadway
Nan Wood Graham, Dodge City
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Pavel Chekov, on waivers
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, Kratovo
Punky Brewster, Dodge City
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Romain Rolland, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, Los Angeles
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, Broadway
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
Susan Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
Temper Terror, Kratovo
The Phantom of the Opera, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, Broadway
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Victor Chubukov, on waivers
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William 2. Gibson, Broadway