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Adam Duritz, 3b, on waivers
Aeschylus, ss, Broadway
Agent 99, ss, Los Angeles
Al Gore, c, Pittsburgh
Alan Truscott, rf, Las Vegas
Alanis Morissette, rp, Seattle/Kratovo
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Einstein, mr, on waivers
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, ss, Brooklyn
Alessandra Ambrosio, 2b, Broadway
Alex Bubnov, cf, Kratovo
Alex Forrest, rp, Broadway
Alex Novikov, cf, Kratovo
Alex Trebek, rf, Hollywood
Alexander Graham Bell, lf, Industry
Alfie Bester, rf, Brooklyn
Alfred Elton van Vogt, sp, Brooklyn
Alfred Sheinwold, rf, Las Vegas
Alice Kramden, rp, Los Angeles
Alice Sheldon, ss, Brooklyn
Alis Landale, 3b, San Jose
Allen Ludden, c, Broadway
Alvin Roth, 2b, Hollywood
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amarillo Preston, rp, Los Angeles
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anderson Cooper, sp, Hollywood
Andoni Goikoetxea, c, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, 1b, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrew Mellon, rf, Brussels
Andrius Kubilius, lf, Brussels
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Andy Taylor, lf, Seattle/Milan
Angela Merkel, 2b, Stamford/Pittsburgh
Angie Everhart, rp, Los Angeles
Ani DiFranco, 1b, Seattle
Anibal Cavaco Silva, sp, on waivers
Anne Robinson, sp, Seattle
Anthony Burgess, mr, on waivers
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Art Alexakis, mr, Brussels
Art Fleming, 2b, Broadway
Arthur Charles Clarke, lf, Stamford
Arthur Dent, 1b, Pusan
Arthur Guinness, c, Industry
Arthur Kornberg, sp, on waivers
August Strindberg, ss, Broadway
Aunt Bee, rf, Terra

Bam Bam Bigelow, ss, Brooklyn
Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, sp, Industry
Barry Allen, 3b, Terra
Barry Crane, 2b, Las Vegas
Barry Sharpless, rf, on waivers
Belboz, rp, Pusan
Ben Stein, 3b, on waivers
Benjamin Willis, sp, Pittsburgh
Bert Convy, sp, on waivers
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway
Biff Tannen, rp, Pittsburgh
Bill Cullen, rp, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, rp, Milan
Billy, ss, San Jose
Billy Corgan, lf, Seattle
Birdo, sp, San Jose
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, San Jose
Bob, 2b, San Jose
Bob Barker, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Eubanks, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Heinlein, ss, on waivers
Bob Saget, c, Seattle
Bob Silverberg, lf, Brussels
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, Seattle
Borut Pahor, 3b, Brussels
Bowser, c, on waivers
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, Stamford
Brian Cowen, 3b, Brussels
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Pusan
Brooklyn Decker, 1b, on waivers
Bruce Banner, cf, Terra
Bruce Wayne, 2b, Terra
Bub, ss, San Jose/Hollywood
Bubba Ray Dudley, rp, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., sp, Stockholm

CATS, mr, Seattle
Candice Swanepoel, sp, Milan
Captain Lou Albano, 3b, Stamford
Carl Icahn, cf, Seattle
Catherine Lucille Moore, 3b, Brooklyn
Charles Goren, c, Las Vegas
Charles Schwab, rf, Industry
Charles Xavier, 2b, Hollywood
Cheryl Tiegs, 3b, Milan
Chip Reese, rp, Pittsburgh
Chris Cornell, 2b, Seattle
Chris Jericho, 2b, Stamford
Chris Martin, rf, Hollywood
Christian Wulff, sp, Brussels
Christopher Marlowe, c, Broadway
Christy Turlington, cf, Seattle
Clarence Rutherford, sp, on waivers
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, sp, Terra
Courtney Love, sp, Seattle
Cyril Kornbluth, mr, Brooklyn
Cyrus McCormick, mr, Industry

D'Arcy Wretzky, c, Seattle
D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford
Damon Knight, 3b, on waivers
Dave Grohl, mr, Pittsburgh
David Baltimore, rp, Stockholm
David Cameron, ss, Brussels
Desmond Tutu, 2b, on waivers
Devon Aoki, sp, Milan
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dirk the Daring, rf, Hollywood/Stockholm
Dobie Gillis, 2b, Los Angeles
Doc Smith, rp, Brooklyn
Doink the Clown, rf, on waivers
Dominique Dropsy, sp, Kratovo
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra
Dorothy Truscott, ss, Las Vegas
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Luther Brooks, ss, on waivers
Dr. Wily, c, on waivers
Drew Carey, rf, Stockholm

Easley Blackwood, cf, Las Vegas
Eddie Brock, 2b, on waivers
Eddie Haskell, sp, on waivers
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, 3b, Brussels
Edward Norton, rp, on waivers
Eike Immel, sp, Kratovo
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elik the Great, rp, Pusan
Elisha Otis, cf, on waivers
Elizabeth Blackburn, sp, Stockholm
Elliott Smith, c, Stamford
Elsa von Spielburg, lf, Pusan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, sp, Las Vegas
Emil Boc, rf, Brussels/Seattle
Enzo Scifo, 2b, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Blair, sp, Terra/Milan
Eric Murray, 3b, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Pusan
Ernest Hemingway, rf, Stockholm
Ethel Mertz, 3b, on waivers
Eugene Ionesco, rp, Broadway
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Eva Herzigova, cf, Milan

Fatty, c, on waivers
Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, 3b, Stamford
Fighter, lf, San Jose
Floyd Lawson, rf, Los Angeles
Forrest Mars, mr, Seattle
Francis Crick, cf, Stockholm
Frank Castle, 1b, on waivers
Frank Herbert, lf, Brooklyn
Fred Pohl, 1b, on waivers
Freddy Krueger, sp, Los Angeles
Fredrik Reinfeldt, rf, Seattle/Terra
Fwiffo, c, Pusan

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Gene Rayburn, 2b, Brussels/Seattle
George Bernard Shaw, sp, Stockholm/Hollywood
George Eastman, ss, Industry
George Farquhar, 1b, Broadway
George Hanson, lf, Pittsburgh
George Orwell, mr, Terra
George Papandreou, c, Brooklyn
George Westinghouse, 3b, Industry
Gilligan, sp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Los Angeles
Giorgio Napolitano, sp, on waivers
Gisele Bundchen, rp, Milan
Glorfindel, cf, Pusan
Gomer Pyle, cf, Los Angeles
Gorath of the Ardanien, lf, Pusan
Grand Duke Henri, rp, on waivers
Griswold, mr, on waivers
Groucho Marx, cf, Los Angeles
Gyozo Burcsa, 2b, on waivers

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, rf, Brussels
Hank McCoy, c, Terra
Hans Schultz, mr, Los Angeles
Harold Vanderbilt, 1b, on waivers
Harriet Nelson, mr, on waivers
Heidi Klum, rp, Milan
Heinz Fischer, sp, Brussels
Henri Nestle, sp, Brussels
Henrik Ibsen, cf, Broadway
Henry F. Potter, mr, Pittsburgh
Henry Holland, 1b, Pittsburgh
Henry Kuttner, cf, Brooklyn
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, Pusan
Howard Hughes, c, Industry

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Industry
Iman, rp, Milan/Terra
Iolo Fitzowen, sp, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn
Irwin R. Schyster, rp, Pittsburgh
Isaac Asimov, 2b, Brooklyn
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

Jack Daniel, ss, Industry
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, San Jose/Hollywood
Jacky Munaron, rp, Kratovo
James Blish, mr, Stamford
James Gamble, rp, Industry
James Iha, rf, Stamford
James Watson, ss, Stockholm
Jamie King, ss, Milan
Jan Peter Balkenende, 1b, Broadway
Jason Voorhees, rp, Pittsburgh
Jay Gould, lf, Brooklyn
Jean-Claude Juncker, lf, Seattle/Brussels
Jean-Marie Pfaff, sp, on waivers
Jean-Paul Sartre, 2b, Broadway
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, 1b, Terra
Jeff Probst, lf, San Jose
Jerry Mulligan, lf, Brooklyn
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, sp, Brooklyn
Jessica Michibata, sp, Milan
Jessica Stam, c, Milan
Jimmy Carter, c, Stockholm
Jimmy Chamberlin, rp, on waivers
Jimmy Kimmel, ss, Hollywood
Joel Bats, rp, Kratovo
Joey Barnes, c, Los Angeles
Johann Von Goethe, ss, Milan
John Cena, cf, Stamford
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Seattle
John Paul Getty, ss, San Jose
John Steinbeck, ss, Pittsburgh/Stamford
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, rp, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, rp, Los Angeles
Jorge Burruchaga, 3b, Kratovo
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, cf, Stamford
Josie Maran, ss, Stamford
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, Stockholm
Judith Grossman, 2b, Los Angeles
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Kratovo

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, rf, Kratovo
Karolina Kurkova, sp, on waivers
Kary Mullis, cf, Industry
Katherine Wei-Sender, 1b, Las Vegas
King Albert II, rp, Brussels
King C. Gillette, 2b, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
King Graham, c, Hollywood
King Juan Carlos I, rp, on waivers
King Kong Bundy, 1b, Brooklyn
Kirk Fogg, rp, Hollywood
Kofi Annan, 2b, Stockholm
Koko B. Ware, 2b, Stamford
Kriiador, 3b, on waivers
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Seattle
Kurt Cobain, rp, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, sp, Brooklyn
Kurt Wagner, 3b, Terra
Kylearan, rp, Brooklyn

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Lance Bean, mr, San Jose
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, c, Terra
Laura Petrie, ss, Los Angeles
Lauren Hutton, lf, on waivers
Lawrence Gonzi, cf, Brussels
Left Paddle, sp, Seattle
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leisure Suit Larry, 2b, Pusan
Leo Bloom, rf, Seattle
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Levi Strauss, 2b, Industry
Lew Mathe, cf, Las Vegas
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Lily Cole, sp, Milan
Linda Evangelista, mr, Las Vegas
Link, 3b, San Jose
Linus Pauling, sp, on waivers
Lope de Vega, 1b, Broadway
Lord British, sp, Pusan
Lothar Matthaus, c, Kratovo
Louie Anderson, rp, Hollywood
Lucas Jackson, 3b, on waivers
Lucy Ricardo, 2b, Pittsburgh/Stamford
Luigi, c, San Jose

Marc Summers, cf, on waivers
Mari Kiviniemi, cf, Brussels
Mario, 1b, San Jose
Marisa Miller, sp, Milan
Mark Twain, sp, Stamford
Marty McFly, c, Pusan
Mary Ann Summers, lf, Los Angeles
Mary Shelley, sp, on waivers
Matt Murdock, ss, Hollywood
Max Bialystock, rf, Hollywood
Max Euwe, sp, on waivers
Maxim Gorky, 1b, on waivers
Maxwell Smart, c, Pittsburgh
Maynard G. Krebs, 3b, Los Angeles
Mega Man, rp, San Jose
Michael Stipe, rf, Seattle
Mikhail Gorbachev, rp, Stockholm
Milla Jovovich, sp, Milan
Miranda Kerr, mr, Milan
Moliere, mr, Broadway
Molly Sims, mr, Milan
Montaron, 2b, Pusan
Montel Vontavious Porter, ss, Los Angeles
Monty Hall, sp, Hollywood
Mouser, sp, San Jose

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Industry
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nick Drake, rp, San Jose
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra
Niels Bohr, cf, on waivers
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Stamford/Pittsburgh
Nikos Stavros, sp, Pusan
Noah Cross, rp, Pittsburgh
Noel Coward, rp, on waivers
Norma Desmond, 1b, on waivers
Norman Kay, 2b, Brussels
Norman Stansfield, mr, Pittsburgh

O. Henry, sp, Terra
Oleg Blokhin, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, lf, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, 1b, Milan
Omar Sharif, 2b, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Otis Campbell, rf, Terra

Pat Sajak, mr, Hollywood
Paul Berg, rp, Industry
Paul Krugman, 1b, Stockholm
Paul Morphy, sp, Las Vegas
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, c, Industry
Penn Jillette, rf, Pittsburgh
Peter Buck, 3b, Pusan
Peter Parker, c, Terra
Peter Shilton, sp, Stockholm
Peter Tomarken, rp, Hollywood
Petr Necas, rf, Brussels
Petra Nemcova, rf, Milan
Phil Hellmuth, rp, Las Vegas
Philip Hughes, rp, on waivers
Pit, sp, Pittsburgh
Plamen Getov, 2b, Kratovo
Plautus, rp, Broadway
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Princess Peach, cf, San Jose
Princess Zelda, ss, San Jose
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Q-Bert, rf, San Jose
Queen Beatrix, rp, on waivers
Queen Elizabeth II, rp, Seattle
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Brussels

Ralph Kramden, rp, Broadway/Brooklyn
Ray Bradbury, 2b, Stockholm
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Hollywood
Richard Branson, 1b, Industry
Richard Dawson, mr, Hollywood/San Jose
Richard Karn, lf, Hollywood
Rick Blaine, 3b, on waivers
Ricky Ricardo, 1b, Brooklyn
Rinat Dasayev, rp, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, rp, Broadway
Rob Petrie, rf, Los Angeles
Robert Fico, 1b, on waivers
Robert Smith, sp, Hollywood
Robert Wood Johnson, lf, Industry
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, ss, Broadway
Rowdy Roddy Piper, sp, Brooklyn
Roy Batty, rp, Pittsburgh
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, mr, Stockholm
Ruy Lopez, sp, Las Vegas

Sadok Sassi, rp, Kratovo
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sami Kehela, 1b, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, rf, Broadway
Samuel Gompers, 3b, Stockholm
Samuel Stayman, rf, Las Vegas
Samus Aran, sp, San Jose
Selina Kyle, 2b, Terra
Sergei Aleinikov, ss, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, rp, Industry
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Stamford/Pittsburgh
Sid Altman, cf, Stockholm
Silvio Berlusconi, 3b, Brooklyn
Simon Belmont, 1b, Pittsburgh
Sir Arthur, rp, San Jose
Sophocles, sp, on waivers
Soren Busk, c, Pittsburgh
Stephanie Seymour, rf, Los Angeles/Stockholm
Steve Rogers, rf, Terra
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm
Stu Ungar, rp, Las Vegas

T. Boone Pickens, c, Hollywood
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Sturgeon, rp, Brooklyn
Tennessee Williams, rf, Broadway
Terry Malloy, 1b, Pittsburgh
The Brooklyn Brawler, rp, on waivers
The Grand Wizard, sp, Brooklyn
The Honky Tonk Man, 3b, on waivers
The Iron Sheik, c, on waivers
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, c, Stamford
The Mountie, sp, Stamford
Theodore Cleaver, sp, on waivers
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, Stockholm
Thom Yorke, cf, Seattle
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Thurston B. Howell III, 3b, Los Angeles
Toad, ss, San Jose
Tom Bergeron, sp, Seattle
Tom Cech, 3b, on waivers
Tom Steitz, 1b, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, 3b, Broadway
Tony Kushner, cf, Broadway
Tony Stark, lf, Terra
Tori Amos, sp, Hollywood
Traian Basescu, mr, on waivers
Tramp, c, on waivers
Trixie Norton, rp, on waivers
Tropical Oil Man, mr, Pusan
Tyra Banks, c, Milan

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Milan
Val Venis, rf, Stamford
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Valery Gazzaev, 3b, on waivers
Vasily Rats, rf, Kratovo
Vi Domina, ss, Pusan
Vic Viper, rp, Brooklyn
Viktor Orban, ss, Brussels
Vince McMahon, sp, Stamford
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, sp, Broadway

Wally Cleaver, mr, Stamford
Walter Zenga, sp, Los Angeles
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Pusan
Wayne Brady, 1b, Pusan
Werner Faymann, 1b, Brussels
Werner Heisenberg, ss, on waivers
Werner von Siemens, 1b, Industry
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
Wilhelm Klink, rp, Los Angeles
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Procter, rp, on waivers
William Shakespeare, sp, Broadway
William Tenn, sp, Terra
Wink Martindale, rp, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, rp, Stockholm
Woody Allen, rp, Terra
Wyatt, 3b, Pittsburgh

Xzar, 3b, Pusan

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yves Leterme, ss, Seattle

Zehir, rf, Pittsburgh
Zhivko Gospodinov, 2b, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Al Gore, Pittsburgh
Allen Ludden, Broadway
Andoni Goikoetxea, Kratovo
Arthur Guinness, Industry
Bob Saget, Seattle
Bowser, on waivers
Charles Goren, Las Vegas
Christopher Marlowe, Broadway
D'Arcy Wretzky, Seattle
Dr. Wily, on waivers
Elliott Smith, Stamford
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Fatty, on waivers
Fwiffo, Pusan
George Papandreou, Brooklyn
Hank McCoy, Terra
Howard Hughes, Industry
Jessica Stam, Milan
Jimmy Carter, Stockholm
Joey Barnes, Los Angeles
King Graham, Hollywood
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, Terra
Lothar Matthaus, Kratovo
Luigi, San Jose
Marty McFly, Pusan
Maxwell Smart, Pittsburgh
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, Industry
Peter Parker, Terra
Sgt. Slaughter, Stamford/Pittsburgh
Soren Busk, Pittsburgh
Steven Chu, Stockholm
T. Boone Pickens, Hollywood
The Iron Sheik, on waivers
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, Stamford
Tramp, on waivers
Tyra Banks, Milan
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, Seattle
Arthur Dent, Pusan
Brooklyn Decker, on waivers
Frank Castle, on waivers
Fred Pohl, on waivers
George Farquhar, Broadway
Harold Vanderbilt, on waivers
Henry Holland, Pittsburgh
Jan Peter Balkenende, Broadway
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, Terra
Katherine Wei-Sender, Las Vegas
King Kong Bundy, Brooklyn
Lope de Vega, Broadway
Mario, San Jose
Maxim Gorky, on waivers
Natalie Merchant, Industry
Norma Desmond, on waivers
Olga Kurylenko, Milan
Paul Krugman, Stockholm
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Regis Philbin, Hollywood
Richard Branson, Industry
Ricky Ricardo, Brooklyn
Robert Fico, on waivers
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Simon Belmont, Pittsburgh
Terry Malloy, Pittsburgh
Tom Steitz, Stockholm
Wayne Brady, Pusan
Werner Faymann, Brussels
Werner von Siemens, Industry

Second Basemen

Alessandra Ambrosio, Broadway
Alvin Roth, Hollywood
Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Angela Merkel, Stamford/Pittsburgh
Art Fleming, Broadway
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Barry Crane, Las Vegas
Black Belt, San Jose
Bob, San Jose
Bruce Wayne, Terra
Charles Xavier, Hollywood
Chris Cornell, Seattle
Chris Jericho, Stamford
Desmond Tutu, on waivers
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Eddie Brock, on waivers
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
Eric the Unready, Pusan
Gene Rayburn, Brussels/Seattle
Gyozo Burcsa, on waivers
Isaac Asimov, Brooklyn
Jean-Paul Sartre, Broadway
Judith Grossman, Los Angeles
King C. Gillette, Industry
Kofi Annan, Stockholm
Koko B. Ware, Stamford
Leisure Suit Larry, Pusan
Levi Strauss, Industry
Lucy Ricardo, Pittsburgh/Stamford
Montaron, Pusan
Norman Kay, Brussels
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Plamen Getov, Kratovo
Ray Bradbury, Stockholm
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Selina Kyle, Terra
Zhivko Gospodinov, Kratovo

Third Basemen

Adam Duritz, on waivers
Alis Landale, San Jose
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Barry Allen, Terra
Ben Stein, on waivers
Bob Barker, Hollywood
Bob Eubanks, Hollywood
Borut Pahor, Brussels
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Stamford
Brian Cowen, Brussels
Captain Lou Albano, Stamford
Catherine Lucille Moore, Brooklyn
Cheryl Tiegs, Milan
Damon Knight, on waivers
Eddie Kantar, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, Brussels
Eric Murray, Las Vegas
Ethel Mertz, on waivers
Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, Stamford
George Westinghouse, Industry
Ida Tarbell, Industry
Jorge Burruchaga, Kratovo
Kriiador, on waivers
Krist Novoselic, Seattle
Kurt Wagner, Terra
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Link, San Jose
Lucas Jackson, on waivers
Maynard G. Krebs, Los Angeles
Nikolai Volkoff, Stamford/Pittsburgh
Peter Buck, Pusan
Rick Blaine, on waivers
Samuel Gompers, Stockholm
Silvio Berlusconi, Brooklyn
The Honky Tonk Man, on waivers
Thurston B. Howell III, Los Angeles
Tom Cech, on waivers
Tom Stoppard, Broadway
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Valery Gazzaev, on waivers
Wyatt, Pittsburgh
Xzar, Pusan

Shortstops

Aeschylus, Broadway
Agent 99, Los Angeles
Aldous Huxley, Brooklyn
Alice Sheldon, Brooklyn
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
August Strindberg, Broadway
Bam Bam Bigelow, Brooklyn
Billy, San Jose
Bob Heinlein, on waivers
Bub, San Jose/Hollywood
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, Brussels
Dorothy Truscott, Las Vegas
Dr. Luther Brooks, on waivers
George Eastman, Industry
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Jack Daniel, Industry
James Watson, Stockholm
Jamie King, Milan
Jimmy Kimmel, Hollywood
Johann Von Goethe, Milan
John D. Rockefeller, Seattle
John Paul Getty, San Jose
John Steinbeck, Pittsburgh/Stamford
Josie Maran, Stamford
Julio Olarticoechea, Kratovo
Laura Petrie, Los Angeles
Matt Murdock, Hollywood
Montel Vontavious Porter, Los Angeles
Princess Zelda, San Jose
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Broadway
Sergei Aleinikov, Kratovo
Toad, San Jose
Vi Domina, Pusan
Viktor Orban, Brussels
Werner Heisenberg, on waivers
Yokozuna, Stamford
Yves Leterme, Seattle

Left Fielders

Alexander Graham Bell, Industry
Andrius Kubilius, Brussels
Andy Taylor, Seattle/Milan
Arthur Charles Clarke, Stamford
Billy Corgan, Seattle
Bob Silverberg, Brussels
Boris Grebenshchikov, Seattle
Elsa von Spielburg, Pusan
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Fighter, San Jose
Frank Herbert, Brooklyn
George Hanson, Pittsburgh
Gorath of the Ardanien, Pusan
Jay Gould, Brooklyn
Jean-Claude Juncker, Seattle/Brussels
Jeff Probst, San Jose
Jerry Mulligan, Brooklyn
Lauren Hutton, on waivers
Mary Ann Summers, Los Angeles
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Oleg Protasov, Kratovo
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Richard Karn, Hollywood
Robert Wood Johnson, Industry
Theodore Roosevelt, Stockholm
Tony Stark, Terra

Center Fielders

Alex Bubnov, Kratovo
Alex Novikov, Kratovo
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Bruce Banner, Terra
Carl Icahn, Seattle
Christy Turlington, Seattle
Easley Blackwood, Las Vegas
Elisha Otis, on waivers
Erdrick, San Jose
Eva Herzigova, Milan
Francis Crick, Stockholm
Glorfindel, Pusan
Gomer Pyle, Los Angeles
Groucho Marx, Los Angeles
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Henry Kuttner, Brooklyn
Hillary Tickingclock, Pusan
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
John Cena, Stamford
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, Stamford
Kary Mullis, Industry
Lawrence Gonzi, Brussels
Lew Mathe, Las Vegas
Marc Summers, on waivers
Mari Kiviniemi, Brussels
Niels Bohr, on waivers
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Princess Peach, San Jose
Sid Altman, Stockholm
Thom Yorke, Seattle
Tony Kushner, Broadway

Right Fielders

Alan Truscott, Las Vegas
Alex Trebek, Hollywood
Alfie Bester, Brooklyn
Alfred Sheinwold, Las Vegas
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Andrew Mellon, Brussels
Aunt Bee, Terra
Barry Sharpless, on waivers
Charles Schwab, Industry
Chris Martin, Hollywood
Dirk the Daring, Hollywood/Stockholm
Doink the Clown, on waivers
Drew Carey, Stockholm
Emil Boc, Brussels/Seattle
Ernest Hemingway, Stockholm
Floyd Lawson, Los Angeles
Fredrik Reinfeldt, Seattle/Terra
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Brussels
James Iha, Stamford
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Kratovo
Leo Bloom, Seattle
Max Bialystock, Hollywood
Michael Stipe, Seattle
Oleg Blokhin, Kratovo
Otis Campbell, Terra
Penn Jillette, Pittsburgh
Petr Necas, Brussels
Petra Nemcova, Milan
Q-Bert, San Jose
Rob Petrie, Los Angeles
Samuel Beckett, Broadway
Samuel Stayman, Las Vegas
Stephanie Seymour, Los Angeles/Stockholm
Steve Rogers, Terra
Tennessee Williams, Broadway
Val Venis, Stamford
Vasily Rats, Kratovo
Zehir, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Alfred Elton van Vogt, Brooklyn
Anderson Cooper, Hollywood
Anibal Cavaco Silva, on waivers
Anne Robinson, Seattle
Arthur Kornberg, on waivers
Barack Obama, Industry
Benjamin Willis, Pittsburgh
Bert Convy, on waivers
Birdo, San Jose
Black Mage, San Jose
Bronislaw Komorowski, Pusan
Bubba Sawyer Jr., Stockholm
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Christian Wulff, Brussels
Clarence Rutherford, on waivers
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Courtney Love, Seattle
Devon Aoki, Milan
Dominique Dropsy, Kratovo
Donkey Kong, Terra
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Eddie Haskell, on waivers
Eike Immel, Kratovo
Elizabeth Blackburn, Stockholm
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Eric Blair, Terra/Milan
Freddy Krueger, Los Angeles
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
George Bernard Shaw, Stockholm/Hollywood
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, Los Angeles
Giorgio Napolitano, on waivers
Heinz Fischer, Brussels
Henri Nestle, Brussels
Iolo Fitzowen, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn
Jean-Marie Pfaff, on waivers
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Brooklyn
Jessica Michibata, Milan
Karolina Kurkova, on waivers
Kurt Vonnegut, Brooklyn
Left Paddle, Seattle
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lily Cole, Milan
Linus Pauling, on waivers
Lord British, Pusan
Marisa Miller, Milan
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mary Shelley, on waivers
Max Euwe, on waivers
Milla Jovovich, Milan
Monty Hall, Hollywood
Mouser, San Jose
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra
Nikos Stavros, Pusan
O. Henry, Terra
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Paul Morphy, Las Vegas
Peter Shilton, Stockholm
Pit, Pittsburgh
Robert Smith, Hollywood
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Rowdy Roddy Piper, Brooklyn
Ruy Lopez, Las Vegas
Samus Aran, San Jose
Sophocles, on waivers
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
The Grand Wizard, Brooklyn
The Mountie, Stamford
Theodore Cleaver, on waivers
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tom Bergeron, Seattle
Tori Amos, Hollywood
Vince McMahon, Stamford
Voltaire, Broadway
Walter Zenga, Los Angeles
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Pusan
William Colgate, Industry
William Shakespeare, Broadway
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Albert Einstein, on waivers
Anthony Burgess, on waivers
Art Alexakis, Brussels
CATS, Seattle
Corak, Pusan
Cyril Kornbluth, Brooklyn
Cyrus McCormick, Industry
Dave Grohl, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, Seattle
George Orwell, Terra
Griswold, on waivers
Hans Schultz, Los Angeles
Harriet Nelson, on waivers
Henry F. Potter, Pittsburgh
James Blish, Stamford
Jozef Mlynarczyk, Stockholm
Lance Bean, San Jose
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Linda Evangelista, Las Vegas
Miranda Kerr, Milan
Moliere, Broadway
Molly Sims, Milan
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
Norman Stansfield, Pittsburgh
Pat Sajak, Hollywood
Richard Dawson, Hollywood/San Jose
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Traian Basescu, on waivers
Tropical Oil Man, Pusan
Vaclav Klaus, Milan
Wally Cleaver, Stamford
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas

Relief Pitchers

Alanis Morissette, Seattle/Kratovo
Albert Brooks, Terra
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alex Forrest, Broadway
Alice Kramden, Los Angeles
Amarillo Preston, Los Angeles
Angie Everhart, Los Angeles
Belboz, Pusan
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway
Biff Tannen, Pittsburgh
Bill Cullen, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, Milan
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford
Chip Reese, Pittsburgh
Coco Chanel, Industry
D-Von Dudley, Stamford
David Baltimore, Stockholm
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doc Smith, Brooklyn
Edward Norton, on waivers
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Elik the Great, Pusan
Eugene Ionesco, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duke Henri, on waivers
Heidi Klum, Milan
Iman, Milan/Terra
Irwin R. Schyster, Pittsburgh
Jack Vance, San Jose/Hollywood
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
James Gamble, Industry
Jason Voorhees, Pittsburgh
Jimmy Chamberlin, on waivers
Joel Bats, Kratovo
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
King Albert II, Brussels
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
King Juan Carlos I, on waivers
Kirk Fogg, Hollywood
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Kylearan, Brooklyn
Louie Anderson, Hollywood
Mega Man, San Jose
Mikhail Gorbachev, Stockholm
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo
Nick Drake, San Jose
Noah Cross, Pittsburgh
Noel Coward, on waivers
Paul Berg, Industry
Peter Tomarken, Hollywood
Phil Hellmuth, Las Vegas
Philip Hughes, on waivers
Plautus, Broadway
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Beatrix, on waivers
Queen Elizabeth II, Seattle
Queen Margrethe II, Brussels
Ralph Kramden, Broadway/Brooklyn
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rinat Dasayev, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, Broadway
Roy Batty, Pittsburgh
Sadok Sassi, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, Industry
Sir Arthur, San Jose
Stu Ungar, Las Vegas
Ted Sturgeon, Brooklyn
The Brooklyn Brawler, on waivers
Trixie Norton, on waivers
Vic Viper, Brooklyn
Virgil, Stamford
Wilhelm Klink, Los Angeles
William Procter, on waivers
Wink Martindale, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra