Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 2205 Cintia Dicker, 31, c (448 G, 1.6 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2735 Charles Comiskey, 23, c (104 G, -1.8 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2954 Leszek Miller, 21, c (52 G, 1.1 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2642 Otto Wallach, 25, c (24 G, -5.8 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1652 Face, 35, 1b (635 G, -1.9 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 32, 1b (485 G, 2.5 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2845 Tiit Vahi, 20, 1b (29 G, -2.6 DR/40, -12.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2817 Stephan Jenkins, 21, 1b (14 G, -0.6 DR/40, -19.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2897 John Kessel, 21, 1b (who?)
• 1929 Kal-El, 33, 2b (546 G, -0.9 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2378 Max von Laue, 28, 2b (304 G, -2.9 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2888 Adrian Nastase, 18, 2b (who?)
• 2898 Ingvar Carlsson, 19, 2b (who?)
• 1839 Jean Anouilh, 34, 3b (653 G, -0.7 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1995 Goran Persson, 32, 3b (577 G, 2.3 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2043 William Randolph Hearst, 33, 3b (502 G, -1.0 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2367 Alucard, 29, ss (257 G, -1.2 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2322 Templeton Peck, 28, ss (248 G, -0.2 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2582 Bud White, 26, ss (169 G, -0.9 DR/40, -10.4 OR/40)
• 2920 Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock, 21, ss (51 G, -4.9 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40)
• 2499 Eliot Ness, 23, ss (20 G, -4.4 DR/40, -14.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2823 Sonny Corleone, 19, ss (12 G, -10.7 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1978 Laurynas Stankevicius, 33, lf (556 G, -0.9 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2606 William H. Gates, 24, lf (79 G, -1.8 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2748 Tom Yawkey, 20, lf (who?)
• 2936 John Brown, 20, lf (who?)
• 3019 Mikheil Meskhi, 18, lf (who?)
• 2900 Lee Blessing, 18, lf (who?)
• 2949 Al Calavicci, 19, lf (who?)
• 1698 Helle Thorning-Schmidt, 34, cf (643 G, 4.9 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1941 Lisa Snowdon, 31, cf (494 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2074 Perry Mason, 32, cf (470 G, 2.6 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2214 Chop Chop Master Onion, 29, cf (288 G, 3.5 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40)
• 2372 John Diamond, 26, cf (276 G, 2.2 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2090 Ghost of Christmas Past, 31, cf (203 G, -4.1 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2833 Eva Pigford, 21, cf (who?)
• 2982 Uncle Jacob Dread, 18, cf
• 2140 Sir Wilfrid Robarts, 31, rf (489 G, 1.6 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)
• 2862 Ants Piip, 20, rf (who?)
• 2944 Nicholas Rowe, 18, rf (who?)
• 2874 Steven Tyler, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 1847 Adele, 32, sp (231 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2455 Mrs. Robinson, 28, sp (119 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2591 Ultimate Warrior, 26, sp (78 G, -6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2802 Michael Corleone, 20, sp (39 G, -14.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2906 Christopher Pike, 20, sp (who?)
• 2994 Papa Shango, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 1824 Margaret Atwood, 35, mr (407 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1631 Andris Berzins, 33, mr (406 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2247 Inigo Montoya, 30, mr (166 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2805 Milan Kucan, 23, mr (45 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1882 King Leopold I, 33, rp (414 G, 5.4 PRAA/300)
• 1696 Chrissy Teigen, 35, rp (387 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1990 Rusty Hardin, 34, rp (323 G, 13.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2007 Mary Kay Ash, 31, rp (281 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2398 Duke Nukem, 28, rp (133 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2381 Sarah McLachlan, 28, rp (115 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2456 The Phantom of the Opera, 27, rp (101 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2638 John Milo Ford, 24, rp (88 G, -9.3 PRAA/300)
• 2512 William 2. Gibson, 25, rp (66 G, -16.1 PRAA/300)
• 2763 Greg Merson, 23, rp (49 G, -17.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2688 Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, 23, rp (29 G, -8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2760 Susan Sugarbaker, 21, rp
• 2887 Martin Garbus, 18, rp (who?)