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SimBase Players, Year 31
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A
- A.C. Slater, sp, Los Angeles
- ALF, c, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
- Abe Fortas, sp, Dodge City
- Adam Levine, 1b, Brooklyn
- Adelbert Steiner, 2b, San Jose/on waivers
- Agnes Sorel, cf, Milan
- Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
- Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
- Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
- Al Davis, ss, Berkeley
- Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
- Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
- Alec Douglas-Home, lf, Brussels
- Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
- Alfredo Lim, 3b, on waivers
- Allan H. Selig, sp, Berkeley
- Amanda Marcum, rp, Brussels
- Amy Winehouse, sp, Seattle
- Analeigh Tipton, mr, Milan
- Angus MacGyver, ss, Acton
- Anja Rubik, sp, Milan
- Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
- Antenor Lucas, ss, Kratovo
- Anthony Bouvier, cf, Brooklyn
- Antonin Artaud, cf, Kratovo
- Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
- Antonio Carbajal, rp, Kratovo
- Antonio Roma, sp, Kratovo
- Antonis Samaras, ss, Brussels
- Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
- Arabella Mansfield, rp, Dodge City
- Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
- Asher T. Ashes, 2b, Halicarnassus
- Aunt Florence McGuffin Dread, sp, Halicarnassus/on waivers
- Auron, 3b, San Jose
- Avril Lavigne, sp, Broadway/Stockholm
- Axel Foley, rf, Dodge City
- Aya Brea, mr, San Jose
B
- Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
- Banquo, mr, Kratovo/on waivers
- Bar Paly, rf, Kratovo
- Barbara Maitland, 2b, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Bas Drijver, c, Las Vegas
- Bayard Rustin, rp, Kratovo
- Bea Witch, rp, Halicarnassus
- Beloved, lf, Halicarnassus
- Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
- Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
- Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
- Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
- Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
- Bertie Peacock, ss, on waivers
- Bertil Ohlin, mr, Stockholm
- Beverly Johnson, rp, Milan
- Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
- Bill Veeck, rf, Berkeley
- Blanche Devereaux, sp, Acton
- Bob Loblaw, lf, Dodge City
- Bobby Charlton, rf, Kratovo
- Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
- Bobby Goldman, 2b, Las Vegas
- Bobo Brazil, lf, Kratovo
- Bogdan Borusewicz, sp, Brussels
- Booker T, 2b, Stamford
- Booker T. Washington, 3b, Berkeley
- Brendan Behan, c, Broadway
- Bret McKenzie, rp, Seattle/on waivers
- Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
- Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
- Buttercup, 2b, Brooklyn
C
- C.U. Later, mr, Halicarnassus
- Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
- Carl Winslow, 3b, Acton
- Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Pittsburgh
- Carlos Mortensen, rp, Las Vegas
- Carlton Banks, 2b, Los Angeles
- Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
- Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
- Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, on waivers
- Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
- Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm/on waivers
- Charles de Lint, cf, Pittsburgh
- Chihiro Ogino, lf, on waivers
- China Mieville, sp, Brooklyn
- Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
- Christa-Maria Sieland, ss, Pittsburgh
- Christian Dior, rp, Berkeley
- Christian Lous Lange, sp, Stockholm
- Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, rf, Stockholm
- Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
- Christopher Priest, 1b, on waivers
- Chu-Chu, cf, San Jose
- Chyna, mr, Stamford
- Cidolfas Orlandu, 1b, San Jose
- Citan Uzuki, mr, San Jose
- Claire Voince, rp, Halicarnassus
- Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Kratovo
- Connie Corleone, rf, Pittsburgh
- Connie Mack, cf, Berkeley
- Conrad Schlumberger, sp, on waivers
- Cora Keegan, rf, Milan
- Cory Matthews, 1b, Los Angeles
- Cosmo Kramer, 2b, on waivers
- Cousin Maude Sweeny, rf, Halicarnassus
- Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
- Cuthbert Binns, 1b, on waivers
D
- Dani Evans, rf, on waivers
- Daniel Bryan, rp, Stamford
- Darlene Conner, mr, Los Angeles
- Darren Wolpert, rf, Las Vegas
- Data, mr, Acton
- David Banner, lf, Acton
- David Boies, rp, Dodge City
- David Bruce, 2b, Kratovo
- David Gerrold, rp, on waivers
- David Packard, sp, Berkeley
- David Treadwell, ss, Acton
- Derastus Clapp, 2b, Dodge City
- Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
- Dinko Dermendzhiev, c, Kratovo
- Dixie Kong, rp, San Jose
- Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
- Douglas Adams, rp, Pittsburgh
- Dr. Emmett Brown, 3b, on waivers
- Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Stamford
- Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton
E
- Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Edward V. Appleton, ss, Kratovo/on waivers
- Eiko Carol, sp, on waivers
- Elhaym Van Houten, c, San Jose
- Elijah Price, sp, Pittsburgh
- Elizabeth Arden, rp, Seattle
- Elizabeth Hand, rp, Brooklyn
- Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Broadway/on waivers
- Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
- Ellen Kushner, 2b, Berkeley
- Elon Musk, lf, Berkeley
- Elsa Hosk, rf, Milan
- Elyse Taylor, ss, Pittsburgh
- Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
- Eric Kokish, cf, on waivers
- Ernest Rutherford, 1b, on waivers
- Esko Aho, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
F
- Faarooq, rf, Stamford
- Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, on waivers
- Fei Fong Wong, 3b, San Jose
- Fiona Apple, sp, Broadway/on waivers
- Forsythia Dread, mr, Broadway
- Francisco Gento Lopez, 1b, Kratovo
- Frank Costanza, c, Acton
- Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
- Frantisek Schmucker, rp, on waivers
- Frederick Douglass, rp, Berkeley
- Frederick Soddy, c, Broadway
- Freya Crescent, rf, Brussels
- Fridtjof Nansen, sp, Stockholm
- Friedrich Bergius, c, Stockholm
- Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
G
- G.I. Missyou, rp, Halicarnassus
- Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
- Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, San Jose
- Gavin Wolpert, rf, Las Vegas
- Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
- General Beatrix, ss, San Jose
- Genevieve Morton, c, Milan
- Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
- Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
- George Costanza, mr, Los Angeles
- George Francisco, rf, Acton
- George Marshall, sp, Stockholm
- George Peele, rp, Broadway
- George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
- George Steinbrenner, sp, Dodge City
- Georgi Asparuhov, lf, on waivers
- Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
- Gerald Shargel, rp, Los Angeles
- Gerd Wiesler, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Ghost Host, rp, Stamford
- Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
- Glen Cook, lf, Brooklyn
- Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
- Gordon Moore, cf, Berkeley
- Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Broadway/on waivers
- Gyula Grosics, mr, Stamford
H
- Hail N. Hardy, sp, on waivers
- Hammer, sp, on waivers
- Hannah Davis, c, Milan
- Hans Adolf Krebs, rf, Stockholm
- Hans Gruber, rp, Brooklyn
- Hans Tilkowski, sp, Kratovo
- Harold T. Stone, c, Dodge City
- Harriet Tubman, 1b, Berkeley
- Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
- Hazel Wolpert, 2b, Los Angeles
- Helena Christensen, cf, Broadway
- Henrik Pontoppidan, rp, Stockholm
- Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
- Hjalmar Branting, sp, Stockholm/Broadway
- Horace Derwent, rp, Halicarnassus
- Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn
I
- Ian McDonald, mr, Brooklyn
- Igor Netto, cf, Kratovo
- Igor Teper, sp, Broadway/Acton
- Imre Nagy, rf, Brussels
- Indulis Emsis, ss, Brussels
- Ireland Baldwin, 3b, on waivers
- Irving Langmuir, 1b, Stockholm
- Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
- Ivor Broadis, cf, Broadway
- Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan
J
- Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
- Jacques Chirac, sp, Brussels
- Jake Gittes, mr, on waivers
- Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
- James "Popeye" Doyle, 3b, Dodge City
- James Blaylock, 3b, Seattle
- James Gordon, 3b, Dodge City
- James L. Farmer Jr., rp, Berkeley
- James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
- Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
- Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
- Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
- Jay, ss, Pittsburgh/Broadway
- Jazz, 1b, Los Angeles
- Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Milan
- Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, Brussels
- Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle
- Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
- Jerry Hall, ss, Broadway
- Jesse Jackson, lf, Los Angeles
- Jessica Rabbit, rp, Milan
- Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Brooklyn
- Jiri Trnka, 2b, Kratovo
- Jo Cals, ss, Brussels
- Johannes Fibiger, cf, on waivers
- Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm/on waivers
- John "Hannibal" Smith, 1b, Acton
- John 5, cf, Seattle/Kratovo
- John Clute, lf, Kratovo
- John Day, 1b, Broadway
- John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm
- John Mayer, c, on waivers
- John McCrea, 3b, Seattle
- John Murray Forbes, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
- John Shaft, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
- Johnny Blaze, rp, Halicarnassus
- Johnny Cash, cf, Seattle
- Johnny Rzeznik, rf, Seattle/on waivers
- Jonathan Larson, mr, Broadway
- Jonathan Lethem, mr, Brooklyn
- Joon Pahk, cf, on waivers
- Jose Araquistain Arrieta, sp, Kratovo
- Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, 3b, Brussels
- Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
- Josef Masopust, 3b, on waivers
- Joshua Waitzkin, mr, on waivers
- Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
- Julia Sugarbaker, lf, Los Angeles
- Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
- Just Joe, sp, Broadway
K
- KITT, lf, on waivers
- Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
- Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
- Karen Orzolek, rp, Seattle
- Karl Adolph Gjellerup, rp, Kratovo
- Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
- Katherine Webb, rp, Broadway
- Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City
- Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
- Kazooie, sp, San Jose
- Kelly Kapowski, 3b, Los Angeles
- Kelly LeBrock, rf, Brussels
- Ken Starr, sp, Acton/on waivers
- Kim Alexis, ss, Dodge City
- Kim Pine, rp, on waivers
- Kimahri Ronso, rp, San Jose
- King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
- King Frederik VIII, rp, Brussels
- King George V, rp, Broadway
- King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle
- King Willem-Alexander, rp, Brussels
L
- L'Wren Scott, rf, on waivers
- Lajos Tichy, 3b, Kratovo
- Lana del Rey, sp, on waivers
- Lance Ito, sp, Dodge City
- Lara Croft, mr, Pittsburgh
- Laura James, cf, Brussels
- Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
- LeChuck, sp, Halicarnassus
- LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway/Seattle
- Leopold Gernaey, rp, Los Angeles
- Leslie Abramson, mr, Dodge City
- Lester Murphy, rp, Brussels/Halicarnassus
- Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
- Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
- Liu Wen, mr, Milan
- Liz Phair, rp, Seattle
- Lizzy Jagger, rp, Milan
- Lois McMaster Bujold, c, Brooklyn
- Lorenzo Buffon, sp, Kratovo
- Lou Bluhm, rf, Berkeley
- Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
- Lt. Danny Roman, rp, Pittsburgh
- Luca Blight, rp, on waivers
- Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn
- Lulu, sp, San Jose
- Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, rp, Brooklyn
M
- Mace Windu, rp, Pittsburgh
- Magnus Carlsen, mr, Kratovo
- Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
- Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
- Marisa Berenson, lf, Acton
- Mark Geragos, rp, Pittsburgh
- Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
- Martin Luther, 1b, Berkeley
- Martin Luther King Jr., rf, Berkeley
- Marvin Miller, 2b, Berkeley
- Mary Doria Russell, sp, Brooklyn
- Mary Robinson, sp, Halicarnassus
- Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
- Matthew Sykes, c, Acton
- Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
- Michael Knight, rf, Acton
- Michael McDermott, 1b, Seattle
- Mick Fleetwood, rf, Seattle
- Mihaly Lantos, ss, Kratovo
- Mike Develin, 1b, Los Angeles
- Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
- Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
- Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
- Milos Zeman, sp, Brussels
- Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
- Milton Work, c, Las Vegas
- Milutin Soskic, rp, Los Angeles
- Miss Jessel, sp, Halicarnassus
- Moaning Myrtle, rp, Broadway/on waivers
- Montgomery Scott, mr, Acton
- Morrissey, c, Seattle
- Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Milan
- Mr. Feeny, cf, Los Angeles
- Murphy Brown, lf, on waivers
N
- Nan Wood Graham, rp, Dodge City
- Nanami, 2b, San Jose
- Nancy Kress, 2b, Broadway
- Natalie Lovejoy, rf, Los Angeles
- Neal Stephenson, sp, Seattle
- Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
- Nelson Rodrigues, mr, Broadway
- Neville Flynn, rp, Pittsburgh
- Nina Agdal, 1b, Milan
- Nyota Uhura, sp, Acton
O
P
- Pazuzu, sp, Halicarnassus
- Pedro Santana Lopes, 2b, Brussels
- Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
- Peggy Bundy, rf, Los Angeles
- Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
- Pete Thornton, cf, Acton
- Peter Weiss, 3b, Dodge City
- Philip Banks, c, on waivers
- Philip Sydney, 1b, Broadway
- Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Brooklyn
- Plamen Oresharski, cf, Brussels
- Porco Rosso, sp, Berkeley
- Princess Mint, c, San Jose
- Princess Nausicaa, sp, Pittsburgh
- Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City
Q
R
- Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
- Rajko Mitic, c, Pittsburgh
- Ramon de Valle-Inclan, sp, Broadway
- Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
- Rene Coty, sp, Brussels
- Repo Man, 2b, on waivers
- Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
- Richard Matheson, sp, Brooklyn
- Riou, lf, San Jose
- Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway/Stockholm
- Robert Noyce, 3b, Berkeley
- Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle/Broadway/on waivers
- Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
- Romain Rolland, rp, Stockholm
- Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
- Ron Springett, rp, Kratovo
- Rose Nylund, rp, Seattle
- Roseanne Conner, cf, Los Angeles
- Rudolph Eucken, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Rue, mr, San Jose
S
- Sally Young, ss, Broadway/on waivers
- Sam Beckett, 1b, Acton
- Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
- Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
- Samuel "Screech" Powers, rf, Stamford
- Santino Marella, rp, Stamford
- Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
- Saria, 2b, on waivers
- Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
- Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
- Sergey Brin, sp, Brussels
- Sergey Karjakin, sp, Las Vegas
- Shannon Leto, sp, Dodge City
- Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
- Simon de Wijs, 3b, Las Vegas
- Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
- Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
- Sojourner Truth, 1b, Berkeley
- Solid Snake, 3b, Halicarnassus/Stockholm
- Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
- Spider Robinson, 2b, Los Angeles
- Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Stanley Matthews, 3b, Stamford
- Stephen Malkmus, cf, on waivers
- Stephin Merritt, 2b, Seattle
- Steve Jobs, sp, Berkeley
- Steve Wozniak, mr, Dodge City
- Stevie Nicks, sp, Pittsburgh
- Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Stamford
- Sybok, mr, Acton
T
- Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
- Teboho MacDonald Mashinini, mr, Berkeley/on waivers
- Temper Terror, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Terence Rattigan, cf, Broadway
- Terry Bisson, mr, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
- Test, c, Pittsburgh
- Teyona Anderson, 1b, Pittsburgh
- The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
- The Fresh Prince, sp, Los Angeles
- The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
- Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
- Thomas Kyd, rp, Broadway
- Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, rf, on waivers
- Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
- Thomas Sackville, rf, Broadway
- Tobias Stone, cf, Las Vegas
- Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
- Tommy Polinsky, c, Broadway
- Totoro, c, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
- Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
- Travis Barker, ss, Seattle
- Tyson Kidd, sp, Stamford
U
V
- Vader, ss, Stamford
- Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
- Victor Hugo, sp, Stamford
- Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan
- Vito Corleone, 2b, Pittsburgh
- Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose
W
- Wakka, sp, San Jose
- Walter O'Malley, c, Berkeley
- Walthere Frere-Orban, 1b, Brussels
- Wellington Dread, sp, Kratovo
- Whoopi Goldberg, rp, on waivers
- Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm
- Wilhelm Steinitz, sp, Las Vegas
- Willem Einthoven, rf, Stockholm
- William Dunlap, ss, Los Angeles
- William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, c, Berkeley
- William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
- William Hewlett, mr, Berkeley
- William Knudsen, c, Berkeley
- William Regal, 3b, Stamford
- William Shea, 3b, Berkeley
- William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
- Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
- Wim Kok, cf, Brussels
- Wolfgang Fahrian, rp, Kratovo
- Woodrow Wilson, sp, Broadway/on waivers
- Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle
X
Y
Z
- Zack Morris, sp, Los Angeles
- Zack Ryder, sp, Stamford
- Zeus Carver, rp, Pittsburgh
- Zidane Tribal, cf, San Jose
- Ziggy, c, Acton
- Zoe Akins, 3b, Broadway
By positionCatchers
- ALF, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
- Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
- Bas Drijver, Las Vegas
- Brendan Behan, Broadway
- Dinko Dermendzhiev, Kratovo
- Dr. Johnny Fever, Stamford
- Elhaym Van Houten, San Jose
- Frank Costanza, Acton
- Frederick Soddy, Broadway
- Friedrich Bergius, Stockholm
- Genevieve Morton, Milan
- Hannah Davis, Milan
- Harold T. Stone, Dodge City
- Jean-Marc Ayrault, Milan
- John Mayer, on waivers
- Lois McMaster Bujold, Brooklyn
- Matthew Sykes, Acton
- Milton Work, Las Vegas
- Morrissey, Seattle
- Oren Travis, Dodge City
- Peeves, Halicarnassus
- Philip Banks, on waivers
- Princess Mint, San Jose
- Rajko Mitic, Pittsburgh
- Ron Klinger, Las Vegas
- Test, Pittsburgh
- Tommy Polinsky, Broadway
- Totoro, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
- Walter O'Malley, Berkeley
- Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm
- William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, Berkeley
- William Knudsen, Berkeley
- Ziggy, Acton
First Basemen
- Adam Levine, Brooklyn
- Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
- Christopher Priest, on waivers
- Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
- Cory Matthews, Los Angeles
- Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
- Cuthbert Binns, on waivers
- Eric Greco, Las Vegas
- Ernest Rutherford, on waivers
- Esko Aho, Brussels/on waivers
- Francisco Gento Lopez, Kratovo
- Harriet Tubman, Berkeley
- Harry Callahan, Dodge City
- Irving Langmuir, Stockholm
- Jazz, Los Angeles
- Jimi Hendrix, Brooklyn
- John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
- John Day, Broadway
- John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles/on waivers
- John Shaft, Broadway/on waivers
- Martin Luther, Berkeley
- Michael McDermott, Seattle
- Mike Develin, Los Angeles
- Nina Agdal, Milan
- Philip Sydney, Broadway
- Rachel Summers, Acton
- Sam Beckett, Acton
- Sojourner Truth, Berkeley
- Teyona Anderson, Pittsburgh
- The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
- Walthere Frere-Orban, Brussels
- Wouter de Backer, Seattle
Second Basemen
- Adelbert Steiner, San Jose/on waivers
- Aishwarya Rai, Milan
- Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
- Asher T. Ashes, Halicarnassus
- Barbara Maitland, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
- Booker T, Stamford
- Buttercup, Brooklyn
- Cara Delevingne, Milan
- Carlton Banks, Los Angeles
- Cosmo Kramer, on waivers
- David Bruce, Kratovo
- Derastus Clapp, Dodge City
- Ellen Kushner, Berkeley
- Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
- Hazel Wolpert, Los Angeles
- Jiri Trnka, Kratovo
- Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
- LeRoi Jones, Broadway/Seattle
- Marek Belka, Acton
- Marvin Miller, Berkeley
- Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
- Nanami, San Jose
- Nancy Kress, Broadway
- Pedro Santana Lopes, Brussels
- Repo Man, on waivers
- Robert Plant, Seattle/Broadway/on waivers
- Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
- Saria, on waivers
- Spider Robinson, Los Angeles
- Stephin Merritt, Seattle
- Stjepan Bobek, Stamford
- Vito Corleone, Pittsburgh
Third Basemen
- "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
- Alfredo Lim, on waivers
- Auron, San Jose
- Booker T. Washington, Berkeley
- Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
- Carl Winslow, Acton
- Dr. Emmett Brown, on waivers
- Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
- Fei Fong Wong, San Jose
- Ireland Baldwin, on waivers
- Jakob Dylan, Seattle
- James "Popeye" Doyle, Dodge City
- James Blaylock, Seattle
- James Gordon, Dodge City
- Johannes Stark, Stockholm/on waivers
- John McCrea, Seattle
- Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, Brussels
- Josef Masopust, on waivers
- Kelly Kapowski, Los Angeles
- Lajos Tichy, Kratovo
- Mr. Belvedere, Milan
- Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
- Peter Weiss, Dodge City
- Quina Quen, Broadway
- Robert Noyce, Berkeley
- Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
- Simon de Wijs, Las Vegas
- Solid Snake, Halicarnassus/Stockholm
- Stanley Matthews, Stamford
- Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
- William Regal, Stamford
- William Shea, Berkeley
- Yiannis Grivas, Brussels
- Zoe Akins, Broadway
Shortstops
- Al Davis, Berkeley
- Angus MacGyver, Acton
- Antenor Lucas, Kratovo
- Antonis Samaras, Brussels
- Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
- Bertie Peacock, on waivers
- Bill Root, Las Vegas
- Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
- Christa-Maria Sieland, Pittsburgh
- David Treadwell, Acton
- Edna Garrett, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Edward V. Appleton, Kratovo/on waivers
- Elyse Taylor, Pittsburgh
- Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, San Jose
- Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
- General Beatrix, San Jose
- Indulis Emsis, Brussels
- Jay, Pittsburgh/Broadway
- Jerry Hall, Broadway
- Jo Cals, Brussels
- Jowy Atreides, San Jose
- Karlie Kloss, Milan
- Kim Alexis, Dodge City
- Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
- Mihaly Lantos, Kratovo
- Mike Shinoda, Seattle
- Obdulio Varela, Acton
- Sally Young, Broadway/on waivers
- Slimer, Halicarnassus
- The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
- Travis Barker, Seattle
- Vader, Stamford
- William Dunlap, Los Angeles
Left Fielders
- Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
- Aphra Behn, Broadway
- Beloved, Halicarnassus
- Bob Loblaw, Dodge City
- Bobo Brazil, Kratovo
- Chihiro Ogino, on waivers
- David Banner, Acton
- Elon Musk, Berkeley
- Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
- George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
- Georgi Asparuhov, on waivers
- Glen Cook, Brooklyn
- Italo Calvino, Dodge City
- Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
- Jesse Jackson, Los Angeles
- John Clute, Kratovo
- Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
- KITT, on waivers
- Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
- Marisa Berenson, Acton
- Maryna Linchuk, Milan
- Mike Doughty, Seattle
- Murphy Brown, on waivers
- Riou, San Jose
- Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
- Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
- Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
- Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn
Center Fielders
- "Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
- Agnes Sorel, Milan
- Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
- Anthony Bouvier, Brooklyn
- Antonin Artaud, Kratovo
- Ben Bova, Brooklyn
- Ben Folds, Seattle
- Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
- Charles de Lint, Pittsburgh
- Chu-Chu, San Jose
- Connie Mack, Berkeley
- Duncan MacLeod, Acton
- Eric Kokish, on waivers
- Federico Garcia Lorca, on waivers
- Frank Galvin, Dodge City
- Gordon Moore, Berkeley
- Helena Christensen, Broadway
- Igor Netto, Kratovo
- Ivor Broadis, Broadway
- Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
- Johannes Fibiger, on waivers
- John 5, Seattle/Kratovo
- Johnny Cash, Seattle
- Joon Pahk, on waivers
- King Boo, Halicarnassus
- Laura James, Brussels
- Mr. Feeny, Los Angeles
- Oskar Schindler, Pittsburgh
- Pete Thornton, Acton
- Plamen Oresharski, Brussels
- Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
- Roseanne Conner, Los Angeles
- Stephen Malkmus, on waivers
- Terence Rattigan, Broadway
- Tobias Stone, Las Vegas
- Wim Kok, Brussels
- Zidane Tribal, San Jose
Right Fielders
- Axel Foley, Dodge City
- Bar Paly, Kratovo
- Bill Veeck, Berkeley
- Bobby Charlton, Kratovo
- Charles Richet, Stockholm/on waivers
- Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, Stockholm
- Connie Corleone, Pittsburgh
- Cora Keegan, Milan
- Cousin Maude Sweeny, Halicarnassus
- Dani Evans, on waivers
- Darren Wolpert, Las Vegas
- Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
- Elsa Hosk, Milan
- Faarooq, Stamford
- Freya Crescent, Brussels
- Gavin Wolpert, Las Vegas
- George Francisco, Acton
- Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
- Hans Adolf Krebs, Stockholm
- Imre Nagy, Brussels
- John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm
- Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle/on waivers
- Karapet, Las Vegas
- Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
- Kelly LeBrock, Brussels
- L'Wren Scott, on waivers
- Lou Bluhm, Berkeley
- Martin Luther King Jr., Berkeley
- Michael Knight, Acton
- Mick Fleetwood, Seattle
- Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
- Natalie Lovejoy, Los Angeles
- Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
- Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
- Phineas Taylor Barnum, Brooklyn
- Samuel "Screech" Powers, Stamford
- Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, on waivers
- Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
- Thomas Sackville, Broadway
- Tracy Letts, Broadway
- Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
- Willem Einthoven, Stockholm
- William Wallace, Pittsburgh
Starting Pitchers
- A.C. Slater, Los Angeles
- Abe Fortas, Dodge City
- Agrias Oaks, San Jose
- Al Bundy, Los Angeles
- Allan H. Selig, Berkeley
- Amy Winehouse, Seattle
- Anja Rubik, Milan
- Antonio Roma, Kratovo
- Arshile Gorky, Acton
- Aunt Florence McGuffin Dread, Halicarnassus/on waivers
- Avril Lavigne, Broadway/Stockholm
- Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
- Blanche Devereaux, Acton
- Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
- Bogdan Borusewicz, Brussels
- Casper the Friendly Ghost, on waivers
- China Mieville, Brooklyn
- Christian Lous Lange, Stockholm
- Conrad Schlumberger, on waivers
- David Packard, Berkeley
- Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
- Eiko Carol, on waivers
- Elijah Price, Pittsburgh
- Fiona Apple, Broadway/on waivers
- Fridtjof Nansen, Stockholm
- Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
- George Marshall, Stockholm
- George Steinbrenner, Dodge City
- Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Broadway/on waivers
- Hail N. Hardy, on waivers
- Hammer, on waivers
- Hans Tilkowski, Kratovo
- Hjalmar Branting, Stockholm/Broadway
- Igor Teper, Broadway/Acton
- Jacques Chirac, Brussels
- James T. Kirk, Acton
- Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
- Jose Araquistain Arrieta, Kratovo
- Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
- Just Joe, Broadway
- Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
- Kazooie, San Jose
- Ken Starr, Acton/on waivers
- Lana del Rey, on waivers
- Lance Ito, Dodge City
- LeChuck, Halicarnassus
- Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
- Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
- Lorenzo Buffon, Kratovo
- Louis Renault, Stockholm
- Lulu, San Jose
- Mary Doria Russell, Brooklyn
- Mary Robinson, Halicarnassus
- Milos Zeman, Brussels
- Miss Jessel, Halicarnassus
- Neal Stephenson, Seattle
- Nyota Uhura, Acton
- Pazuzu, Halicarnassus
- Porco Rosso, Berkeley
- Princess Nausicaa, Pittsburgh
- Ramon de Valle-Inclan, Broadway
- Rene Coty, Brussels
- Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
- Saskia van Rijn, Milan
- Sergey Brin, Brussels
- Sergey Karjakin, Las Vegas
- Shannon Leto, Dodge City
- Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Steve Jobs, Berkeley
- Stevie Nicks, Pittsburgh
- The Fresh Prince, Los Angeles
- Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
- Tyson Kidd, Stamford
- Victor Hugo, Stamford
- Wakka, San Jose
- Wellington Dread, Kratovo
- Wilhelm Steinitz, Las Vegas
- Woodrow Wilson, Broadway/on waivers
- Zack Morris, Los Angeles
- Zack Ryder, Stamford
Middle Relievers
- Analeigh Tipton, Milan
- Aya Brea, San Jose
- Banquo, Kratovo/on waivers
- Bertil Ohlin, Stockholm
- C.U. Later, Halicarnassus
- Chris Mars, Seattle
- Chyna, Stamford
- Citan Uzuki, San Jose
- Darlene Conner, Los Angeles
- Data, Acton
- Elizabeth Lynn, Broadway/on waivers
- Forsythia Dread, Broadway
- Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
- George Costanza, Los Angeles
- Gordon Freeman, San Jose
- Gyula Grosics, Stamford
- Hikaru Sulu, Acton
- Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
- Ian McDonald, Brooklyn
- Jake Gittes, on waivers
- Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
- Jemaine Clement, Seattle
- Jonathan Larson, Broadway
- Jonathan Lethem, Brooklyn
- Joshua Waitzkin, on waivers
- Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
- Leslie Abramson, Dodge City
- Liu Wen, Milan
- Magnus Carlsen, Kratovo
- Mars Homeworld, Seattle
- Milton Friedman, Stockholm
- Montgomery Scott, Acton
- Nelson Rodrigues, Broadway
- Robert Bolt, Broadway/Stockholm
- Rue, San Jose
- Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
- Steve Wozniak, Dodge City
- Sybok, Acton
- Teboho MacDonald Mashinini, Berkeley/on waivers
- Terry Bisson, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
- Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
- William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
- William Hewlett, Berkeley
Relief Pitchers
- Amanda Marcum, Brussels
- Annie Duke, Las Vegas
- Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
- Antonio Carbajal, Kratovo
- Arabella Mansfield, Dodge City
- Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
- Bayard Rustin, Kratovo
- Bea Witch, Halicarnassus
- Bender the Offender, Stamford
- Beverly Johnson, Milan
- Bret McKenzie, Seattle/on waivers
- Brock Lesnar, Stamford
- Carlos Jose Castilho, Pittsburgh
- Carlos Mortensen, Las Vegas
- Christian Dior, Berkeley
- Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
- Claire Voince, Halicarnassus
- Classy Freddie Blassie, Kratovo
- Daniel Bryan, Stamford
- David Boies, Dodge City
- David Gerrold, on waivers
- Dixie Kong, San Jose
- Douglas Adams, Pittsburgh
- Elizabeth Arden, Seattle
- Elizabeth Hand, Brooklyn
- Frantisek Schmucker, on waivers
- Frederick Douglass, Berkeley
- G.I. Missyou, Halicarnassus
- Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
- George Peele, Broadway
- Gerald Shargel, Los Angeles
- Gerd Wiesler, Kratovo/on waivers
- Ghost Host, Stamford
- Hans Gruber, Brooklyn
- Henrik Pontoppidan, Stockholm
- Horace Derwent, Halicarnassus
- Izabel Goulart, Milan
- James L. Farmer Jr., Berkeley
- Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
- Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
- Jessica Rabbit, Milan
- Johnny Blaze, Halicarnassus
- Julie Henderson, Milan
- Karen Orzolek, Seattle
- Karl Adolph Gjellerup, Kratovo
- Katherine Webb, Broadway
- Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City
- Kim Pine, on waivers
- Kimahri Ronso, San Jose
- King Frederik VIII, Brussels
- King George V, Broadway
- King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle
- King Willem-Alexander, Brussels
- Leopold Gernaey, Los Angeles
- Lester Murphy, Brussels/Halicarnassus
- Liz Phair, Seattle
- Lizzy Jagger, Milan
- Lt. Danny Roman, Pittsburgh
- Luca Blight, on waivers
- Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, Brooklyn
- Mace Windu, Pittsburgh
- Mark Geragos, Pittsburgh
- Milutin Soskic, Los Angeles
- Moaning Myrtle, Broadway/on waivers
- Nan Wood Graham, Dodge City
- Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
- Neville Flynn, Pittsburgh
- Punky Brewster, Dodge City
- Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
- Romain Rolland, Stockholm
- Ron Springett, Kratovo
- Rose Nylund, Seattle
- Rudolph Eucken, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
- Santino Marella, Stamford
- Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
- Temper Terror, Kratovo/on waivers
- Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
- Thomas Kyd, Broadway
- Vernon Jordan, Stamford
- Whoopi Goldberg, on waivers
- Wolfgang Fahrian, Kratovo
- Yuna, San Jose
- Zeus Carver, Pittsburgh