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SimBase Players, Year 32

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, cf, Stamford
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

A.C. Slater, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
ALF, c, Brooklyn
Abe Fortas, sp, Dodge City
Adam Levine, 1b, Brooklyn
Agnes Sorel, cf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Al Davis, ss, Berkeley
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
Alberto Jorge Fouilloux Ahumada, lf, Kratovo
Alec Douglas-Home, c, Brussels
Alenka Bratusek, cf, Brussels
Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
Allan H. Selig, sp, Berkeley
Amanda Marcum, rp, Brussels
Amy Winehouse, sp, Seattle
Analeigh Tipton, mr, Milan
Angus MacGyver, ss, Acton
Anja Rubik, sp, Milan
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Antenor Lucas, ss, Kratovo
Anthony Bouvier, rf, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, cf, Kratovo
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
Antonio Carbajal, rp, Kratovo
Antonio Roma, sp, Kratovo
Antonis Samaras, ss, Brussels
Aphra Behn, lf, on waivers
Arabella Mansfield, rp, on waivers
Arshile Gorky, sp, on waivers
Asher T. Ashes, 2b, Halicarnassus
Auron, 3b, Halicarnassus
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Axel Foley, rf, Dodge City
Aya Brea, mr, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Bar Paly, rf, Kratovo
Bas Drijver, c, Los Angeles
Bayard Rustin, rp, Kratovo
Bea Witch, rp, Halicarnassus
Beloved, lf, Halicarnassus
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, rf, Seattle
Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
Bertil Ohlin, mr, Stockholm
Beverly Crusher, rp, Acton/on waivers
Beverly Johnson, rp, Milan
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas/on waivers
Bill Veeck, rf, Berkeley
Blanche Devereaux, sp, Acton
Blossom Russo, ss, Los Angeles
Bob Loblaw, lf, Dodge City
Bobby Charlton, lf, Kratovo
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, 2b, Las Vegas
Bobby Seale, c, Berkeley
Bobo Brazil, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
Bogdan Borusewicz, sp, Brussels
Booker T, 2b, Stamford
Booker T. Washington, 3b, Berkeley
Bre Scullark, lf, on waivers
Brendan Behan, lf, Broadway
Bretislav Dolejsi, rp, Los Angeles
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Brother Xavier, 3b, on waivers
Buttercup, 2b, Las Vegas

C.U. Later, mr, Halicarnassus
Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
Carl Spitteler, rp, Stockholm
Carl Winslow, 3b, Acton/on waivers
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Carlos Mortensen, rp, Las Vegas
Carlton Banks, 2b, Los Angeles
Carmen Dell'Orefice, 2b, Milan/Brooklyn
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn/Milan
Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, on waivers
China Mieville, mr, Brooklyn
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
Christa-Maria Sieland, ss, Pittsburgh
Christian Dior, rp, Berkeley
Christian Lous Lange, sp, Stockholm
Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, rf, Stockholm
Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
Chu-Chu, cf, San Jose
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cidolfas Orlandu, 1b, San Jose
Citan Uzuki, mr, San Jose
Claire Voince, rp, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Kratovo
Cody Rhodes, rp, Stamford
Connie Corleone, rf, Pittsburgh
Connie Mack, cf, Berkeley
Cora Keegan, rf, Milan
Cory Doctorow, rp, Brooklyn
Cory Matthews, 1b, Los Angeles
Cousin Maude Sweeny, rf, Halicarnassus
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm

Daniel Bryan, rp, Stamford
Daniel Zagorin, c, Los Angeles
Darlene Conner, mr, Los Angeles
Darren Wolpert, lf, Las Vegas
Data, mr, Acton
David Banner, lf, Acton
David Boies, rp, Dodge City
David Bruce, c, Brussels
David Otunga, rp, Stamford
David Packard, sp, Berkeley
David Treadwell, 2b, Acton
Deanna Troi, mr, Acton
Derastus Clapp, 2b, Dodge City
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dinko Dermendzhiev, c, Kratovo
Dixie Kong, rp, on waivers
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Douglas Adams, rp, Pittsburgh
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, on waivers
Dragoslav Sekularac, 3b, Kratovo
Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton

Ed Roland, 2b, on waivers
Egisto Pandolfini, cf, on waivers
Elhaym Van Houten, c, San Jose
Elijah Price, sp, Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Seattle
Elizabeth Hand, rp, Brooklyn
Elizabeth Joy Goldstein, 1b, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Ellen Kushner, 2b, Berkeley
Elon Musk, lf, Berkeley
Elsa Hosk, rf, Milan
Elyse Taylor, ss, Pittsburgh
Emily Ratajkowski, rp, Milan
Enrico Letta, cf, Brussels
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Ernst Toller, rp, Broadway
Eve Harrington, rp, Pittsburgh

Faarooq, rf, on waivers
Fatou Bensouda, rp, Dodge City/Brooklyn
Fei Fong Wong, 3b, San Jose
Forsythia Dread, mr, Broadway
Francisco Gento Lopez, 1b, Kratovo
Frank Costanza, c, Acton
Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
Frederick Douglass, rp, Berkeley
Frederick Soddy, c, Broadway
Freya Crescent, rf, Brussels
Fridtjof Nansen, sp, Stockholm
Friedrich Bergius, c, Stockholm
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm

G.I. Missyou, rp, on waivers
Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, San Jose
Gavin Wolpert, rf, Las Vegas
Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, ss, Halicarnassus
Genevieve Morton, c, Milan
Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
Geordi La Forge, rp, Acton
George Costanza, mr, Los Angeles/Dodge City
George Francisco, 1b, Kratovo
George Marshall, sp, Stockholm
George Peele, rp, Broadway
George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
George Steinbrenner, sp, Dodge City
George Stollenwerk, rp, Kratovo
George Villiers, 3b, Broadway
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Gerald Shargel, rp, Los Angeles
Ghost Host, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, on waivers
Glen Cook, lf, Brooklyn
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Berkeley
Gyula Grosics, mr, Stamford

Hannah Davis, c, Milan
Hans Adolf Krebs, ss, Stockholm
Hans Gruber, mr, Brooklyn
Hans Tilkowski, sp, Kratovo
Harold T. Stone, c, Dodge City
Harriet Tubman, 1b, Berkeley
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Harvey Birdman, lf, Dodge City
Hazel Wolpert, 2b, Los Angeles
Helena Christensen, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
Henrik Pontoppidan, rp, Stockholm
Hideki Yukawa, 2b, on waivers
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton/Dodge City
Hilderaldo Bellini, rp, Kratovo
Hjalmar Branting, sp, on waivers
Horace Derwent, rp, on waivers
Howard Waldrop, mr, Stamford
Huey Newton, cf, Berkeley

Ian McDonald, mr, Brooklyn/on waivers
Ida Wells, mr, Los Angeles
Iftikhar Chaudhry, sp, Dodge City
Igor Netto, cf, Kratovo
Igor Teper, sp, Acton
Ilsa Lund, mr, Pittsburgh
Imre Nagy, rf, Brussels
Indulis Emsis, ss, Brussels
Irving Langmuir, 1b, Stockholm
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City/on waivers
Ivor Broadis, cf, on waivers
Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan

JC Tran, mr, Las Vegas
Jack Dann, rf, Brooklyn
Jacob Marley, cf, Halicarnassus
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
Jacques Chirac, sp, Brussels
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
James "Popeye" Doyle, 3b, Dodge City
James Blaylock, 1b, Seattle
James Gordon, 3b, Dodge City
James L. Farmer Jr., sp, Berkeley
James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
Jane Yolen, rp, Brooklyn
Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Pittsburgh
Jay, ss, Broadway
Jazz, ss, Los Angeles
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, on waivers
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, on waivers
Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle
Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
Jerry Hall, ss, Broadway
Jesse Jackson, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Milan
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, on waivers
Jiri Rusnok, cf, Brussels
Jiri Trnka, 2b, Kratovo
Jo Cals, ss, Brussels
Joe Grue, cf, Las Vegas
John "Hannibal" Smith, 1b, Acton
John 5, cf, Kratovo/Brooklyn
John Clute, lf, Kratovo
John Day, 1b, Broadway
John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm
John McCrea, c, Seattle
Johnny Blaze, rp, Halicarnassus
Johnny Cash, cf, Seattle
Jonathan Larson, sp, Broadway
Jonathan Lethem, mr, Brooklyn
Jose Araquistain Arrieta, sp, Kratovo
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, 3b, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, mr, Las Vegas/Dodge City/on waivers
Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
Julia Sugarbaker, lf, Los Angeles
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Just Joe, mr, Broadway

Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karel Capek, sp, Broadway
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Acton
Karen Orzolek, rp, Seattle/Los Angeles/on waivers
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, rp, on waivers
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Katherine Webb, rp, Broadway
Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, on waivers
Kazooie, sp, San Jose
Kelly Kapowski, 3b, Los Angeles
Kelly LeBrock, rf, Brussels
Kevin Bathurst, 1b, Las Vegas
Kim Alexis, ss, Dodge City
Kimahri Ronso, rp, San Jose
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Frederik VIII, rp, Brussels
King George V, rp, on waivers
King Hamlet, cf, San Jose
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle
King Willem-Alexander, rp, Brussels

Lajos Tichy, 3b, Brussels
Lance Ito, sp, Dodge City
Lara Croft, mr, Pittsburgh
Laura James, cf, Seattle
Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
LeChuck, sp, Halicarnassus
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Seattle
Leopold Gernaey, rp, Los Angeles
Leslie Abramson, mr, Dodge City
Lester Murphy, rp, Halicarnassus
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, mr, Milan
Liz Phair, rp, Seattle
Lizzy Jagger, rp, on waivers
Lois McMaster Bujold, c, Brooklyn
Lorenzo Buffon, sp, Kratovo
Lou Bluhm, rf, Acton
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Louise Sawyer, ss, Pittsburgh
Lt. Danny Roman, rp, Seattle
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn
Lulu, sp, San Jose
Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, rp, Brooklyn

Mace Windu, rp, Pittsburgh
Magnus Carlsen, mr, Kratovo/on waivers
Malcolm X, rp, Berkeley
Marc Bianchi, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Marisa Berenson, lf, Acton
Mark Geragos, rp, Pittsburgh
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Martin Luther, 1b, Berkeley
Martin Luther King Jr., rf, Berkeley
Marvin Miller, 2b, Berkeley
Mary Doria Russell, sp, Brooklyn
Mary Robinson, sp, Halicarnassus
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Matthew Sykes, c, Kratovo
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
Medgar Evers, sp, Berkeley
Michael Knight, rf, Acton
Michael McDermott, 1b, Seattle
Mick Fleetwood, rf, Seattle
Mihaly Lantos, ss, Brussels
Mike Develin, 3b, on waivers
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikhail Bulgakov, c, Broadway
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milos Zeman, sp, Broadway
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Milton Work, c, Las Vegas
Milutin Soskic, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Miss Jessel, sp, Halicarnassus
Montgomery Scott, mr, Acton
Morrissey, c, Seattle
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Milan
Mr. Feeny, c, Los Angeles

Nan Wood Graham, rp, on waivers
Nanami, 2b, San Jose
Nancy Kress, 2b, on waivers
Natalie Lovejoy, rf, Los Angeles
Neal Stephenson, sp, Seattle
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Nelson Rodrigues, mr, Broadway
Neville Flynn, rp, Pittsburgh/Dodge City
Nilson Santos, rp, Kratovo
Nina Agdal, 1b, Milan
Nyota Uhura, sp, Acton

Obdulio Varela, ss, Acton
Oren Travis, c, on waivers
Oskar Schindler, cf, Pittsburgh
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, rf, Stockholm

Paine, ss, San Jose
Pat Cadigan, sp, Brooklyn
Pazuzu, sp, Halicarnassus
Pedro Santana Lopes, 2b, Broadway
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, rf, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, on waivers
Pete Thornton, lf, Acton
Peter Weiss, 3b, Dodge City/Acton
Philip Sydney, 1b, Broadway
Phineas Pock, 3b, Halicarnassus
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Plamen Oresharski, cf, Brussels
Porco Rosso, mr, Berkeley
Princess Mint, c, Halicarnassus
Princess Nausicaa, sp, Pittsburgh
Prudence Pock, 1b, Halicarnassus
Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City/Pittsburgh

Quina Quen, 3b, Broadway/Broadway

Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rajko Mitic, c, Pittsburgh
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, sp, Broadway
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Rene Coty, mr, Brussels
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Richard Matheson, sp, Brooklyn
Rikku, sp, San Jose
Riou, lf, San Jose
Robert Bolt, mr, Stockholm
Robert Noyce, 3b, on waivers
Robin Thicke, cf, Pittsburgh
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Romain Rolland, rp, Acton
Ron Klinger, c, on waivers
Ron Springett, rp, Kratovo/Kratovo
Rosa Parks, rf, Berkeley
Rose Nylund, rp, on waivers
Roseanne Conner, cf, Los Angeles
Rue, mr, San Jose

Sam Beckett, 1b, Acton
Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Samuel "Screech" Powers, rf, Stamford
Santino Marella, rp, Stamford
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sergey Brin, sp, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, sp, Las Vegas
Shannon Leto, sp, Dodge City
Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
Simon de Wijs, 3b, Las Vegas
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Slimer, ss, on waivers
Sojourner Truth, 1b, Berkeley
Solid Snake, 3b, Stockholm
Sophie Treadwell, lf, Broadway
Space Ghost, lf, on waivers
Spider Robinson, cf, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Stamford
Stephin Merritt, 2b, Seattle
Steve Jobs, sp, Berkeley
Steve Wozniak, mr, Dodge City
Stevie Nicks, sp, Pittsburgh
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Stamford
Sybok, mr, Brooklyn

Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Ted Chiang, 1b, Brooklyn
Terence Rattigan, cf, Broadway
Terry Bisson, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Test, c, on waivers
Teyona Anderson, 1b, on waivers
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Fresh Prince, sp, Los Angeles
The Miz, 1b, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, on waivers
Thelma Dickinson, lf, Pittsburgh
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, rp, Broadway
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thomas Sackville, rf, Broadway
Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV, c, Acton
Tidus, rp, San Jose
Tobias Stone, cf, Las Vegas
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tommy Polinsky, c, on waivers
Totoro, c, Los Angeles
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Travis Barker, ss, Seattle
Tyson Kidd, sp, Stamford

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, on waivers
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan
Vito Corleone, 2b, Pittsburgh
Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose

Wakka, sp, San Jose
Waldyr Pereira, rf, Kratovo
Walter Hess, cf, Stockholm
Walter O'Malley, c, on waivers
Walter the Walrus, 2b, on waivers
Walthere Frere-Orban, 1b, on waivers
Wellington Dread, sp, on waivers
Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm
Wilhelm Steinitz, sp, Las Vegas
Willem Einthoven, rf, Stockholm
William Dunlap, ss, Los Angeles
William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, c, Berkeley
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Seattle
William Hewlett, mr, on waivers
William Knudsen, c, on waivers
William Regal, 3b, Stamford
William Shea, 3b, Berkeley
William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn/Las Vegas
Wim Kok, cf, Brussels
Wolfgang Fahrian, rp, on waivers
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle

Yiannis Grivas, 3b, Kratovo
Yuna, rp, San Jose

Zack Morris, sp, Los Angeles
Zack Ryder, sp, Stamford
Zeus Carver, rp, Pittsburgh
Zidane Tribal, cf, San Jose
Ziggy, c, on waivers
Zoe Akins, 3b, Broadway

By position

Catchers

ALF, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
Bas Drijver, Los Angeles
Bobby Seale, Berkeley
Daniel Zagorin, Los Angeles
David Bruce, Brussels
Dinko Dermendzhiev, Kratovo
Dr. Johnny Fever, on waivers
Elhaym Van Houten, San Jose
Frank Costanza, Acton
Frederick Soddy, Broadway
Friedrich Bergius, Stockholm
Genevieve Morton, Milan
Hannah Davis, Milan
Harold T. Stone, Dodge City
Jean-Marc Ayrault, on waivers
John McCrea, Seattle
Lois McMaster Bujold, Brooklyn
Matthew Sykes, Kratovo
Mikhail Bulgakov, Broadway
Milton Work, Las Vegas
Morrissey, Seattle
Mr. Feeny, Los Angeles
Oren Travis, on waivers
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Princess Mint, Halicarnassus
Rajko Mitic, Pittsburgh
Ron Klinger, on waivers
Test, on waivers
Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV, Acton
Tommy Polinsky, on waivers
Totoro, Los Angeles
Walter O'Malley, on waivers
Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm
William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, Berkeley
William Knudsen, on waivers
Ziggy, on waivers

First Basemen

Adam Levine, Brooklyn
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn/Milan
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cory Matthews, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Elizabeth Joy Goldstein, Los Angeles
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Francisco Gento Lopez, Kratovo
George Francisco, Kratovo
Harriet Tubman, Berkeley
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Helena Christensen, Broadway/on waivers
Irving Langmuir, Stockholm
James Blaylock, Seattle
Jimi Hendrix, on waivers
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Day, Broadway
Kevin Bathurst, Las Vegas
Martin Luther, Berkeley
Michael McDermott, Seattle
Nina Agdal, Milan
Philip Sydney, Broadway
Prudence Pock, Halicarnassus
Rachel Summers, Acton
Sam Beckett, Acton
Sojourner Truth, Berkeley
Ted Chiang, Brooklyn
Teyona Anderson, on waivers
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
The Miz, Stamford
Walthere Frere-Orban, on waivers
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Asher T. Ashes, Halicarnassus
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Booker T, Stamford
Buttercup, Las Vegas
Cara Delevingne, Milan
Carlton Banks, Los Angeles
Carmen Dell'Orefice, Milan/Brooklyn
David Treadwell, Acton
Derastus Clapp, Dodge City
Ed Roland, on waivers
Ellen Kushner, Berkeley
Ghost of Christmas Future, on waivers
Hazel Wolpert, Los Angeles
Hideki Yukawa, on waivers
Jiri Trnka, Kratovo
Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
LeRoi Jones, Seattle
Marek Belka, Acton
Marvin Miller, Berkeley
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
Nanami, San Jose
Nancy Kress, on waivers
Pedro Santana Lopes, Broadway
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Stephin Merritt, Seattle
Stjepan Bobek, Stamford
Vito Corleone, Pittsburgh
Walter the Walrus, on waivers

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Auron, Halicarnassus
Booker T. Washington, Berkeley
Brother Xavier, on waivers
Carl Winslow, Acton/on waivers
Dragoslav Sekularac, Kratovo
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Fei Fong Wong, San Jose
George Villiers, Broadway
Jakob Dylan, Seattle
James "Popeye" Doyle, Dodge City
James Gordon, Dodge City
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, Brussels
Kelly Kapowski, Los Angeles
Lajos Tichy, Brussels
Mike Develin, on waivers
Mr. Belvedere, Milan
Percy W. Bridgman, on waivers
Peter Weiss, Dodge City/Acton
Phineas Pock, Halicarnassus
Quina Quen, Broadway/Broadway
Robert Noyce, on waivers
Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
Simon de Wijs, Las Vegas
Solid Snake, Stockholm
Stanley Matthews, Stamford
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
William Regal, Stamford
William Shea, Berkeley
Yiannis Grivas, Kratovo
Zoe Akins, Broadway

Shortstops

Al Davis, Berkeley
Angus MacGyver, Acton
Antenor Lucas, Kratovo
Antonis Samaras, Brussels
Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
Bill Root, Las Vegas/on waivers
Blossom Russo, Los Angeles
Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
Christa-Maria Sieland, Pittsburgh
Elyse Taylor, Pittsburgh
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, Halicarnassus
Hans Adolf Krebs, Stockholm
Indulis Emsis, Brussels
Jay, Broadway
Jazz, Los Angeles
Jerry Hall, Broadway
Jo Cals, Brussels
Jowy Atreides, San Jose
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kim Alexis, Dodge City
Louise Sawyer, Pittsburgh
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Mihaly Lantos, Brussels
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Acton
Paine, San Jose
Slimer, on waivers
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, on waivers
Travis Barker, Seattle
Vader, Stamford
William Dunlap, Los Angeles

Left Fielders

Alberto Jorge Fouilloux Ahumada, Kratovo
Aphra Behn, on waivers
Beloved, Halicarnassus
Bob Loblaw, Dodge City
Bobby Charlton, Kratovo
Bobo Brazil, Kratovo/on waivers
Bre Scullark, on waivers
Brendan Behan, Broadway
Darren Wolpert, Las Vegas
David Banner, Acton
Elon Musk, Berkeley
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Glen Cook, Brooklyn
Harvey Birdman, Dodge City
Italo Calvino, Dodge City/on waivers
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
Jesse Jackson, Los Angeles/on waivers
John Clute, Kratovo
Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Mike Doughty, Seattle
Pete Thornton, Acton
Riou, San Jose
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sophie Treadwell, Broadway
Space Ghost, on waivers
Thelma Dickinson, Pittsburgh
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn/Las Vegas

Center Fielders

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Agnes Sorel, Milan
Alenka Bratusek, Brussels
Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
Antonin Artaud, Kratovo
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
Charles de Lint, on waivers
Chu-Chu, San Jose
Connie Mack, Berkeley
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Egisto Pandolfini, on waivers
Enrico Letta, Brussels
Frank Galvin, Dodge City
Gordon Moore, Berkeley
Huey Newton, Berkeley
Igor Netto, Kratovo
Ivor Broadis, on waivers
Jacob Marley, Halicarnassus
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, on waivers
Jiri Rusnok, Brussels
Joe Grue, Las Vegas
John 5, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Johnny Cash, Seattle
King Boo, Halicarnassus
King Hamlet, San Jose
Laura James, Seattle
Oskar Schindler, Pittsburgh
Plamen Oresharski, Brussels
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Robin Thicke, Pittsburgh
Roseanne Conner, Los Angeles
Spider Robinson, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Terence Rattigan, Broadway
Tobias Stone, Las Vegas
Walter Hess, Stockholm
Wim Kok, Brussels
Zidane Tribal, San Jose

Right Fielders

Anthony Bouvier, Brooklyn
Axel Foley, Dodge City
Bar Paly, Kratovo
Ben Folds, Seattle
Bill Veeck, Berkeley
Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, Stockholm
Connie Corleone, Pittsburgh
Cora Keegan, Milan
Cousin Maude Sweeny, Halicarnassus
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Elsa Hosk, Milan
Faarooq, on waivers
Freya Crescent, Brussels
Gavin Wolpert, Las Vegas
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Imre Nagy, Brussels
Jack Dann, Brooklyn
John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, on waivers
Kelly LeBrock, Brussels
Lou Bluhm, Acton
Marc Bianchi, Seattle/on waivers
Martin Luther King Jr., Berkeley
Michael Knight, Acton
Mick Fleetwood, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Natalie Lovejoy, Los Angeles
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Rosa Parks, Berkeley
Samuel "Screech" Powers, Stamford
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Thomas Sackville, Broadway
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
Waldyr Pereira, Kratovo
Willem Einthoven, Stockholm
William Wallace, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

A.C. Slater, Los Angeles/on waivers
Abe Fortas, Dodge City
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allan H. Selig, Berkeley
Amy Winehouse, Seattle
Anja Rubik, Milan
Antonio Roma, Kratovo
Arshile Gorky, on waivers
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Blanche Devereaux, Acton
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Bogdan Borusewicz, Brussels
Christian Lous Lange, Stockholm
David Packard, Berkeley
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Elijah Price, Pittsburgh
Fridtjof Nansen, Stockholm
Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
George Marshall, Stockholm
George Steinbrenner, Dodge City
Hans Tilkowski, Kratovo
Hjalmar Branting, on waivers
Iftikhar Chaudhry, Dodge City
Igor Teper, Acton
Jacques Chirac, Brussels
James L. Farmer Jr., Berkeley
James T. Kirk, Acton
Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
Jonathan Larson, Broadway
Jose Araquistain Arrieta, Kratovo
Karel Capek, Broadway
Karen Joy Fowler, Acton
Kazooie, San Jose
Lance Ito, Dodge City
LeChuck, Halicarnassus
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Lorenzo Buffon, Kratovo
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Lulu, San Jose
Mary Doria Russell, Brooklyn
Mary Robinson, Halicarnassus
Medgar Evers, Berkeley
Milos Zeman, Broadway
Miss Jessel, Halicarnassus
Neal Stephenson, Seattle
Nyota Uhura, Acton
Pat Cadigan, Brooklyn
Pazuzu, Halicarnassus
Princess Nausicaa, Pittsburgh
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, Broadway
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Rikku, San Jose
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Sergey Brin, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, Las Vegas
Shannon Leto, Dodge City
Steve Jobs, Berkeley
Stevie Nicks, Pittsburgh
The Fresh Prince, Los Angeles
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Tyson Kidd, Stamford
Victor Hugo, on waivers
Wakka, San Jose
Wellington Dread, on waivers
Wilhelm Steinitz, Las Vegas
Zack Morris, Los Angeles
Zack Ryder, Stamford

Middle Relievers

Analeigh Tipton, Milan
Aya Brea, San Jose
Bertil Ohlin, Stockholm
C.U. Later, Halicarnassus
China Mieville, Brooklyn
Chris Mars, Seattle
Chyna, Stamford
Citan Uzuki, San Jose
Darlene Conner, Los Angeles
Data, Acton
Deanna Troi, Acton
Forsythia Dread, Broadway
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
George Costanza, Los Angeles/Dodge City
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Gyula Grosics, Stamford
Hans Gruber, Brooklyn
Hikaru Sulu, Acton/Dodge City
Howard Waldrop, Stamford
Ian McDonald, Brooklyn/on waivers
Ida Wells, Los Angeles
Ilsa Lund, Pittsburgh
JC Tran, Las Vegas
Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
Jemaine Clement, Seattle
Jonathan Lethem, Brooklyn
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas/Dodge City/on waivers
Just Joe, Broadway
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Leslie Abramson, Dodge City
Liu Wen, Milan
Magnus Carlsen, Kratovo/on waivers
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Montgomery Scott, Acton
Nelson Rodrigues, Broadway
Porco Rosso, Berkeley
Rene Coty, Brussels
Robert Bolt, Stockholm
Rue, San Jose
Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
Steve Wozniak, Dodge City
Sybok, Brooklyn
Terry Bisson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Seattle
William Hewlett, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Amanda Marcum, Brussels
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
Antonio Carbajal, Kratovo
Arabella Mansfield, on waivers
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Bayard Rustin, Kratovo
Bea Witch, Halicarnassus
Bender the Offender, Stamford
Beverly Crusher, Acton/on waivers
Beverly Johnson, Milan
Bretislav Dolejsi, Los Angeles
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carl Spitteler, Stockholm
Carlos Jose Castilho, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Carlos Mortensen, Las Vegas
Christian Dior, Berkeley
Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
Claire Voince, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, Kratovo
Cody Rhodes, Stamford
Cory Doctorow, Brooklyn
Daniel Bryan, Stamford
David Boies, Dodge City
David Otunga, Stamford
Dixie Kong, on waivers
Douglas Adams, Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Arden, Seattle
Elizabeth Hand, Brooklyn
Emily Ratajkowski, Milan
Ernst Toller, Broadway
Eve Harrington, Pittsburgh
Fatou Bensouda, Dodge City/Brooklyn
Frederick Douglass, Berkeley
G.I. Missyou, on waivers
Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
Geordi La Forge, Acton
George Peele, Broadway
George Stollenwerk, Kratovo
Gerald Shargel, Los Angeles
Ghost Host, Stamford/on waivers
Henrik Pontoppidan, Stockholm
Hilderaldo Bellini, Kratovo
Horace Derwent, on waivers
Izabel Goulart, Milan
Jane Yolen, Brooklyn
Jaslene Gonzalez, Pittsburgh
Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
Jessica Rabbit, Milan
Johnny Blaze, Halicarnassus
Julie Henderson, Milan
Karen Orzolek, Seattle/Los Angeles/on waivers
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, on waivers
Katherine Webb, Broadway
Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City
Kimahri Ronso, San Jose
King Frederik VIII, Brussels
King George V, on waivers
King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle
King Willem-Alexander, Brussels
Leopold Gernaey, Los Angeles
Lester Murphy, Halicarnassus
Liz Phair, Seattle
Lizzy Jagger, on waivers
Lt. Danny Roman, Seattle
Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, Brooklyn
Mace Windu, Pittsburgh
Malcolm X, Berkeley
Mark Geragos, Pittsburgh
Milutin Soskic, Los Angeles/on waivers
Nan Wood Graham, on waivers
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Neville Flynn, Pittsburgh/Dodge City
Nilson Santos, Kratovo
Punky Brewster, Dodge City/Pittsburgh
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Romain Rolland, Acton
Ron Springett, Kratovo/Kratovo
Rose Nylund, on waivers
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Santino Marella, Stamford
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, Broadway
Tidus, San Jose
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Wolfgang Fahrian, on waivers
Yuna, San Jose
Zeus Carver, Pittsburgh