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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, cf, Stamford
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, on waivers

ALF, c, Brooklyn/on waivers
Aaron Swartz, rp, Berkeley
Abe Fortas, sp, Dodge City/on waivers
Adam Levine, 1b, Brooklyn
Agnes Sorel, cf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Al Davis, ss, Berkeley
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
Alberto Jorge Fouilloux Ahumada, lf, Kratovo
Alec Douglas-Home, lf, Brussels
Alenka Bratusek, 1b, on waivers
Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
Allan H. Selig, sp, Berkeley
Amanda Marcum, rp, Brussels
Amy Winehouse, sp, Seattle
Analeigh Tipton, mr, Milan
Andy Dufresne, rp, Pittsburgh
Angel Labruna, cf, Kratovo
Angus MacGyver, ss, Acton
Anja Rubik, sp, Milan
Annie Duke, rp, on waivers
Antenor Lucas, ss, Kratovo
Anthony Bouvier, rf, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, cf, on waivers
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
Antonio Carbajal, rp, Kratovo
Antonio Roma, sp, Kratovo
Antonis Samaras, ss, Brussels/Halicarnassus
Asher T. Ashes, 2b, Halicarnassus
Auron, 3b, Halicarnassus
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm/Brussels
Axel Foley, rf, Dodge City
Aya Brea, mr, Brussels/on waivers

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Bar Paly, rf, Seattle/Halicarnassus
Bas Drijver, c, Los Angeles
Bayard Rustin, rp, Kratovo
Bea Witch, rp, Halicarnassus
Beloved, lf, Halicarnassus
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Milan
Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
Bertil Ohlin, mr, Stockholm
Beverly Johnson, rp, Milan
Bill Veeck, rf, Berkeley
Blanche Devereaux, sp, Acton
Blossom Russo, ss, Los Angeles
Bob Loblaw, lf, Dodge City
Bobby Charlton, lf, Kratovo
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Bobby Goldman, 2b, Las Vegas
Bobby Seale, c, Berkeley
Bogdan Borusewicz, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Booker T, 2b, Stamford
Booker T. Washington, 3b, Berkeley
Bradley Manning, rp, on waivers
Brendan Behan, lf, Broadway
Bretislav Dolejsi, rp, on waivers
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Buttercup, 2b, Las Vegas

C.U. Later, mr, Halicarnassus
Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
Carl Spitteler, rp, Stockholm
Carlos Mortensen, rp, Las Vegas
Carlton Banks, 2b, Los Angeles
Carmen Dell'Orefice, 2b, Brooklyn
Carmen Sandiego, sp, San Jose
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Milan
Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
Carrie Prejean, rf, on waivers
Chandler Bing, 3b, Los Angeles
Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
Charles Stross, rp, Brooklyn
China Mieville, mr, Brooklyn
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle/Brussels
Christa-Maria Sieland, ss, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Christian Dior, rp, Berkeley
Christian Lous Lange, sp, Stockholm
Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, rf, Stockholm
Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
Chu-Chu, cf, San Jose
Chyna, mr, on waivers
Cidolfas Orlandu, 1b, on waivers
Citan Uzuki, mr, San Jose
Claire Voince, rp, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, on waivers
Claude Abbes, mr, Kratovo
Cody Rhodes, rp, Stamford
Connie Corleone, rf, Pittsburgh
Connie Mack, cf, Berkeley
Cora Keegan, rf, Milan
Cory Doctorow, rp, Brooklyn
Cory Matthews, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Cousin Maude Sweeny, rf, Halicarnassus
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cyril Tourneur, ss, Broadway

Daniel Bryan, rp, Stamford
Daniel Zagorin, c, Los Angeles
Daphne Blake, c, Halicarnassus/Los Angeles
Darlene Conner, mr, Los Angeles
Darren Wolpert, lf, Las Vegas/Broadway
Data, mr, Acton
David Banner, lf, Acton
David Boies, rp, Dodge City
David Bruce, c, Las Vegas
David Otunga, rp, Stamford
David Packard, sp, Berkeley
David Treadwell, 2b, Acton
Deanna Troi, mr, Acton
Derastus Clapp, 2b, Dodge City
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dinko Dermendzhiev, c, on waivers
Dolph Ziggler, c, Stamford
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Douglas Adams, rp, Pittsburgh
Dragoslav Sekularac, 3b, Kratovo
Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton

Edward Snowden, rp, Berkeley
Elhaym Van Houten, c, San Jose
Elijah Price, sp, on waivers
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Seattle/Las Vegas
Elizabeth Hand, rp, Brooklyn
Elizabeth Joy Goldstein, 3b, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Ellen Kushner, 2b, Berkeley
Elon Musk, lf, Berkeley
Elsa Hosk, rf, Milan
Elyse Taylor, ss, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Emily Ratajkowski, rp, on waivers
Enrico Letta, cf, Brussels
Eric Greco, 1b, Pittsburgh
Ernst Toller, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Eve Harrington, rp, on waivers

Fatou Bensouda, rp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Fei Fong Wong, 1b, San Jose
Florence Welch, rp, Seattle
Forsythia Dread, mr, Broadway/Seattle
Fox Mulder, 1b, Dodge City
Francisco Gento Lopez, 1b, Kratovo
Frank Costanza, c, Acton
Frank Galvin, cf, on waivers
Frederick Douglass, rp, Broadway
Frederick Soddy, c, Broadway/Las Vegas
Freya Crescent, rf, Brussels
Fridtjof Nansen, sp, Stockholm
Friedrich Bergius, c, Stockholm
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm

Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, San Jose
Gavin Wolpert, rf, Las Vegas
Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, ss, Halicarnassus
Genevieve Morton, c, Milan
Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
Geordi La Forge, rp, Acton
Georg Kaiser, sp, Broadway
George Costanza, mr, on waivers
George Francisco, 1b, Halicarnassus
George Marshall, sp, Stockholm
George Peele, rp, Broadway
George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
George Steinbrenner, sp, Dodge City
George Stollenwerk, rp, Las Vegas
George Villiers, 3b, Broadway
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, on waivers
Gerald Shargel, rp, on waivers
Glen Cook, lf, Brooklyn
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Berkeley/Brussels
Grand Duke William IV, rp, Brussels/Seattle
Gunnar Gren, 3b, Kratovo
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 2b, Seattle
Gyula Grosics, mr, Stamford

Hannah Davis, c, Los Angeles
Hans Adolf Krebs, ss, Stockholm
Hans Gruber, mr, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Hans Tilkowski, sp, Kratovo
Harold T. Stone, c, Dodge City
Harriet Tubman, 1b, Berkeley
Harry Blackmun, sp, on waivers
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Harvey Birdman, lf, Dodge City
Hazel Wolpert, 2b, on waivers
Henrik Pontoppidan, rp, Stockholm
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Dodge City
Hilderaldo Bellini, rp, Kratovo
Howard Waldrop, mr, Broadway
Huey Newton, cf, Berkeley
Humberto Maschio, lf, Kratovo

Ida Wells, mr, Los Angeles
Iftikhar Chaudhry, sp, Dodge City
Igor Netto, cf, Kratovo
Igor Teper, sp, Acton
Ilsa Lund, mr, Pittsburgh
Imre Nagy, rf, Brussels
Indulis Emsis, ss, Brussels
Irving Langmuir, 1b, Stockholm
Ivo Josipovic, sp, Brussels/Seattle
Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan

JC Tran, mr, Las Vegas
Jack Dann, rf, Brooklyn
Jack McDevitt, cf, Brooklyn
Jack Vincennes, rp, Pittsburgh
Jackie Chiles, cf, Dodge City
Jacob Marley, cf, Halicarnassus
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
Jacques Chirac, sp, Brussels
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Milan
James "Popeye" Doyle, 3b, Dodge City
James Blaylock, 3b, Seattle
James Gordon, 3b, Dodge City
James L. Farmer Jr., sp, Berkeley
James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
Jane Yolen, rp, on waivers
Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Pittsburgh
Jay, ss, Broadway
Jazz, ss, Los Angeles
Jean Baptiste Perrin, 2b, Stockholm
Jeff Lisandro, rp, Las Vegas
Jeffrey Ford, ss, Brooklyn
Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle/Brussels
Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
Jerry Hall, ss, on waivers
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Milan
Jimmy McIllroy, rf, Kratovo
Jiri Rusnok, cf, Brussels/Berkeley
Jiri Trnka, 2b, Kratovo
Jo Cals, ss, Brussels/Seattle
Joe Grue, cf, Las Vegas
Joey Tribbiani, mr, Los Angeles
John "Hannibal" Smith, 1b, Acton
John 5, cf, Seattle
John Clute, lf, on waivers
John Day, 1b, Broadway
John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm
John McCrea, rf, Seattle
John Shirley, rp, on waivers
Johnny Blaze, rp, Halicarnassus
Johnny Cash, cf, Seattle
Jonathan Larson, sp, Broadway
Jonathan Lethem, mr, Brooklyn
Jorge Luis Borges, 2b, Brooklyn
Jose Araquistain Arrieta, sp, Kratovo
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, 3b, Brussels
Jose Sanfilippo, 1b, Kratovo
Joseph Muscat, lf, Brussels/Brooklyn
Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
Julia Sugarbaker, lf, Los Angeles
Julian Assange, lf, Los Angeles
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Just Joe, mr, Broadway

Kameron Hurley, 2b, Brooklyn
Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karel Capek, sp, Broadway
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Acton
Karlie Kloss, ss, on waivers
Katherine Webb, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City
Kazooie, sp, San Jose
Kelly Kapowski, 3b, Los Angeles
Kelly LeBrock, rf, Brussels
Ken Liu, rf, Seattle
Kevin Bathurst, lf, Las Vegas
Kim Alexis, ss, Dodge City
Kimahri Ronso, rp, on waivers
King Boo, cf, Brussels/on waivers
King Frederik VIII, rp, Brussels
King Hamlet, cf, San Jose
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle/Brussels
King Philippe, rp, Brooklyn
King Willem-Alexander, rp, Brussels/Seattle
Kwai Chang Caine, c, Acton

Lajos Egri, rf, Broadway
Lajos Tichy, 3b, Acton
Lance Ito, sp, Dodge City
Lara Croft, mr, Pittsburgh
Laura James, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
LeChuck, sp, Halicarnassus
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
Leopold Gernaey, rp, Los Angeles
Leslie Abramson, mr, Dodge City
Lester Murphy, rp, Halicarnassus
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, mr, Milan
Liz Phair, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Logo Turtle, rp, San Jose
Lois McMaster Bujold, c, Brooklyn
Lorenzo Buffon, sp, Kratovo
Lou Bluhm, cf, on waivers
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Louise Sawyer, ss, Pittsburgh
Lt. Danny Roman, sp, Seattle
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn
Lulu, sp, San Jose
Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, rp, Brooklyn

Mace Windu, rp, Pittsburgh
Malcolm X, rp, Berkeley
Manuel Francisco dos Santos, cf, Kratovo
Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Marisa Berenson, lf, Acton
Mark Geragos, rp, Pittsburgh
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle/Brussels
Martin Luther, 1b, Berkeley
Martin Luther King Jr., rf, Berkeley
Marvin Miller, 2b, Berkeley
Mary Doria Russell, sp, Brooklyn
Mary Robinson, sp, Halicarnassus
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Mate Fenyvesi, lf, Kratovo
Matthew Sykes, ss, Kratovo
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
Mavis Beacon, ss, San Jose
Medgar Evers, sp, Berkeley
Michael Cole, rp, Stamford
Michael Knight, rf, Acton
Michael McDermott, 1b, Seattle
Mick Fleetwood, rf, Seattle
Mihaly Lantos, 1b, Brussels
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle/Brussels
Mike Shinoda, ss, on waivers
Mikhail Bulgakov, c, Broadway
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milos Zeman, sp, Broadway
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Milton Work, c, Las Vegas/on waivers
Miss Jessel, sp, Halicarnassus
Monica Geller, mr, Los Angeles
Montgomery Scott, mr, Acton
Morrissey, c, Seattle/Stockholm
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Milan
Mr. Feeny, c, Los Angeles

Nanami, 2b, San Jose
Natalie Lovejoy, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Neal Stephenson, sp, Pittsburgh
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, on waivers
Nelson Rodrigues, mr, Los Angeles/Seattle
Neville Flynn, rp, Dodge City
Nilson Santos, rp, Kratovo
Nina Agdal, 1b, Milan
Nyota Uhura, sp, Acton

Obdulio Varela, ss, Acton
Oskar Schindler, cf, Pittsburgh
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, rf, Stockholm

Paine, ss, San Jose
Paolo Bacigalupi, mr, Brooklyn
Pat Cadigan, sp, Brooklyn
Paul Karrer, 1b, on waivers
Pazuzu, sp, Halicarnassus
Pedro Santana Lopes, 2b, on waivers
Peeves, c, on waivers
Peggy Bundy, rf, on waivers
Pete Thornton, lf, Brussels
Peter Weiss, 3b, Acton
Philip Sydney, 1b, Broadway
Phineas Pock, 3b, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Dodge City
Phoebe Buffay, cf, Los Angeles
Plamen Oresharski, cf, Brussels
Porco Rosso, mr, Berkeley
Princess Mint, c, Halicarnassus
Princess Nausicaa, sp, Pittsburgh
Prudence Pock, 1b, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Punky Brewster, rp, Pittsburgh

Quina Quen, 3b, Broadway/on waivers

Rachel Green, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rajko Mitic, c, Pittsburgh
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, mr, on waivers
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Reader Rabbit, sp, San Jose
Rene Coty, mr, on waivers
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Richard Matheson, sp, Brooklyn
Rikku, sp, Los Angeles
Riou, lf, San Jose
Robert Bolt, mr, Stockholm
Robin Thicke, cf, Pittsburgh
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Romain Rolland, rp, Acton
Ron Springett, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Rosa Parks, rf, Berkeley
Roseanne Conner, cf, Los Angeles
Ross Geller, rp, Los Angeles
Rue, mr, San Jose

Sam Beckett, 1b, Acton
Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Samuel "Screech" Powers, rf, Stamford
Santino Marella, rp, Stamford
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Scooby-Doo, cf, Halicarnassus
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sergey Brin, sp, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, sp, Las Vegas
Shaggy Rogers, sp, Halicarnassus
Shannon Leto, sp, Dodge City
Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
Simon de Wijs, 3b, Las Vegas
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Sojourner Truth, 1b, Berkeley
Solid Snake, 3b, Stockholm
Sophie Treadwell, lf, Broadway
Spider Robinson, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Stamford
Stephen Sondheim, sp, Broadway
Stephin Merritt, 2b, Seattle
Steve Beatty, lf, Las Vegas/Seattle
Steve Jobs, sp, Broadway/on waivers
Steve Wozniak, mr, Dodge City
Stevie Nicks, sp, Seattle
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Stamford
Sybok, mr, Brooklyn/on waivers

Tanith Lee, 3b, Brussels/on waivers
Ted Chiang, ss, Brooklyn
Terence Rattigan, cf, Broadway
The Fat Friar, 1b, on waivers
The Fresh Prince, sp, Los Angeles
The Great Khali, rp, Stamford
The Miz, 1b, Stamford
Thelma Dickinson, lf, Pittsburgh
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Bangalter, lf, Seattle
Thomas Kyd, rp, Broadway
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, on waivers
Thomas Sackville, rf, Broadway
Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV, c, Acton
Tidus, sp, San Jose
Tobias Stone, cf, Las Vegas
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tori Praver, 3b, Milan
Totoro, c, on waivers
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Travis Barker, ss, Seattle/Brussels
Tyson Kidd, sp, Stamford

Vader, ss, Stamford
Velma Dinkley, lf, Halicarnassus
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Veselin Topalov, sp, Las Vegas
Violent J, rf, Seattle
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan
Vito Corleone, 2b, Pittsburgh
Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose

Wakka, sp, San Jose
Waldyr Pereira, rf, Kratovo
Walter Haworth, c, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Walter Hess, ss, Stockholm
Wesley Crusher, rp, on waivers
Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm/Seattle
Wilhelm Steinitz, sp, Halicarnassus
Willem Einthoven, rf, Stockholm
William Dunlap, ss, Pittsburgh
William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, c, Berkeley
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Seattle/Broadway
William Regal, 3b, Stamford
William Shea, 3b, Berkeley
William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Las Vegas
Wim Kok, cf, Brussels
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle

Yiannis Grivas, 3b, Kratovo
Yuna, rp, San Jose

Zack Morris, mr, Los Angeles
Zack Ryder, sp, Stamford
Zeus Carver, rp, Pittsburgh
Zidane Tribal, cf, San Jose
Zoe Akins, 3b, Broadway

By position

Catchers

ALF, Brooklyn/on waivers
Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
Bas Drijver, Los Angeles
Bobby Seale, Berkeley
Daniel Zagorin, Los Angeles
Daphne Blake, Halicarnassus/Los Angeles
David Bruce, Las Vegas
Dinko Dermendzhiev, on waivers
Dolph Ziggler, Stamford
Elhaym Van Houten, San Jose
Frank Costanza, Acton
Frederick Soddy, Broadway/Las Vegas
Friedrich Bergius, Stockholm
Genevieve Morton, Milan
Hannah Davis, Los Angeles
Harold T. Stone, Dodge City
Kwai Chang Caine, Acton
Lois McMaster Bujold, Brooklyn
Mikhail Bulgakov, Broadway
Milton Work, Las Vegas/on waivers
Morrissey, Seattle/Stockholm
Mr. Feeny, Los Angeles
Peeves, on waivers
Princess Mint, Halicarnassus
Rajko Mitic, Pittsburgh
Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV, Acton
Totoro, on waivers
Walter Haworth, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm/Seattle
William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, Berkeley

First Basemen

Adam Levine, Brooklyn
Alenka Bratusek, on waivers
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Milan
Cidolfas Orlandu, on waivers
Cory Matthews, Los Angeles/on waivers
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Eric Greco, Pittsburgh
Fei Fong Wong, San Jose
Fox Mulder, Dodge City
Francisco Gento Lopez, Kratovo
George Francisco, Halicarnassus
Harriet Tubman, Berkeley
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Irving Langmuir, Stockholm
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Day, Broadway
Jose Sanfilippo, Kratovo
Martin Luther, Berkeley
Michael McDermott, Seattle
Mihaly Lantos, Brussels
Nina Agdal, Milan
Paul Karrer, on waivers
Philip Sydney, Broadway
Prudence Pock, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Rachel Summers, Acton
Sam Beckett, Acton
Sojourner Truth, Berkeley
The Fat Friar, on waivers
The Miz, Stamford
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Asher T. Ashes, Halicarnassus
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Booker T, Stamford
Buttercup, Las Vegas
Cara Delevingne, Milan
Carlton Banks, Los Angeles
Carmen Dell'Orefice, Brooklyn
David Treadwell, Acton
Derastus Clapp, Dodge City
Ellen Kushner, Berkeley
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Seattle
Hazel Wolpert, on waivers
Jean Baptiste Perrin, Stockholm
Jiri Trnka, Kratovo
Jorge Luis Borges, Brooklyn
Kameron Hurley, Brooklyn
Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
LeRoi Jones, Broadway
Marek Belka, Acton
Marvin Miller, Berkeley
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
Nanami, San Jose
Pedro Santana Lopes, on waivers
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Stephin Merritt, Seattle
Stjepan Bobek, Stamford
Vito Corleone, Pittsburgh

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, on waivers
Auron, Halicarnassus
Booker T. Washington, Berkeley
Chandler Bing, Los Angeles
Dragoslav Sekularac, Kratovo
Elizabeth Joy Goldstein, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
George Villiers, Broadway
Gunnar Gren, Kratovo
Jakob Dylan, Milan
James "Popeye" Doyle, Dodge City
James Blaylock, Seattle
James Gordon, Dodge City
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, Brussels
Kelly Kapowski, Los Angeles
Lajos Tichy, Acton
Mr. Belvedere, Milan
Peter Weiss, Acton
Phineas Pock, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Quina Quen, Broadway/on waivers
Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
Simon de Wijs, Las Vegas
Solid Snake, Stockholm
Stanley Matthews, Stamford
Tanith Lee, Brussels/on waivers
Tori Praver, Milan
William Regal, Stamford
William Shea, Berkeley
Yiannis Grivas, Kratovo
Zoe Akins, Broadway

Shortstops

Al Davis, Berkeley
Angus MacGyver, Acton
Antenor Lucas, Kratovo
Antonis Samaras, Brussels/Halicarnassus
Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
Blossom Russo, Los Angeles
Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
Christa-Maria Sieland, Pittsburgh/Seattle
Cyril Tourneur, Broadway
Elyse Taylor, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, Halicarnassus
Hans Adolf Krebs, Stockholm
Indulis Emsis, Brussels
Jay, Broadway
Jazz, Los Angeles
Jeffrey Ford, Brooklyn
Jerry Hall, on waivers
Jo Cals, Brussels/Seattle
Jowy Atreides, San Jose
Karlie Kloss, on waivers
Kim Alexis, Dodge City
Louise Sawyer, Pittsburgh
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Matthew Sykes, Kratovo
Mavis Beacon, San Jose
Mike Shinoda, on waivers
Obdulio Varela, Acton
Paine, San Jose
Ted Chiang, Brooklyn
Travis Barker, Seattle/Brussels
Vader, Stamford
Walter Hess, Stockholm
William Dunlap, Pittsburgh

Left Fielders

Alberto Jorge Fouilloux Ahumada, Kratovo
Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
Beloved, Halicarnassus
Bob Loblaw, Dodge City
Bobby Charlton, Kratovo
Brendan Behan, Broadway
Darren Wolpert, Las Vegas/Broadway
David Banner, Acton
Elon Musk, Berkeley
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Glen Cook, Brooklyn
Harvey Birdman, Dodge City
Humberto Maschio, Kratovo
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
John Clute, on waivers
Joseph Muscat, Brussels/Brooklyn
Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
Julian Assange, Los Angeles
Kevin Bathurst, Las Vegas
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Mate Fenyvesi, Kratovo
Mike Doughty, Seattle/Brussels
Pete Thornton, Brussels
Riou, San Jose
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sophie Treadwell, Broadway
Steve Beatty, Las Vegas/Seattle
Thelma Dickinson, Pittsburgh
Thomas Bangalter, Seattle
Velma Dinkley, Halicarnassus
Williams Seward Burroughs, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Agnes Sorel, Milan
Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
Angel Labruna, Kratovo
Antonin Artaud, on waivers
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, Milan
Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
Chu-Chu, San Jose
Connie Mack, Berkeley
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Enrico Letta, Brussels
Frank Galvin, on waivers
Gordon Moore, Berkeley/Brussels
Huey Newton, Berkeley
Igor Netto, Kratovo
Jack McDevitt, Brooklyn
Jackie Chiles, Dodge City
Jacob Marley, Halicarnassus
Jiri Rusnok, Brussels/Berkeley
Joe Grue, Las Vegas
John 5, Seattle
Johnny Cash, Seattle
King Boo, Brussels/on waivers
King Hamlet, San Jose
Laura James, Seattle/on waivers
Lou Bluhm, on waivers
Manuel Francisco dos Santos, Kratovo
Oskar Schindler, Pittsburgh
Phoebe Buffay, Los Angeles
Plamen Oresharski, Brussels
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Robin Thicke, Pittsburgh
Roseanne Conner, Los Angeles
Scooby-Doo, Halicarnassus
Spider Robinson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Terence Rattigan, Broadway
Tobias Stone, Las Vegas
Wim Kok, Brussels
Zidane Tribal, San Jose

Right Fielders

Anthony Bouvier, Brooklyn
Axel Foley, Dodge City
Bar Paly, Seattle/Halicarnassus
Bill Veeck, Berkeley
Carrie Prejean, on waivers
Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, Stockholm
Connie Corleone, Pittsburgh
Cora Keegan, Milan
Cousin Maude Sweeny, Halicarnassus
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Elsa Hosk, Milan
Freya Crescent, Brussels
Gavin Wolpert, Las Vegas
Georgia "George" Lass, on waivers
Imre Nagy, Brussels
Jack Dann, Brooklyn
Jimmy McIllroy, Kratovo
John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm
John McCrea, Seattle
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kelly LeBrock, Brussels
Ken Liu, Seattle
Lajos Egri, Broadway
Martin Luther King Jr., Berkeley
Michael Knight, Acton
Mick Fleetwood, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Natalie Lovejoy, Los Angeles/on waivers
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
Peggy Bundy, on waivers
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Dodge City
Rosa Parks, Berkeley
Samuel "Screech" Powers, Stamford
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., on waivers
Thomas Sackville, Broadway
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Violent J, Seattle
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
Waldyr Pereira, Kratovo
Willem Einthoven, Stockholm
William Wallace, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Abe Fortas, Dodge City/on waivers
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allan H. Selig, Berkeley
Amy Winehouse, Seattle
Anja Rubik, Milan
Antonio Roma, Kratovo
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm/Brussels
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Blanche Devereaux, Acton
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas/on waivers
Bogdan Borusewicz, Brussels/on waivers
Carmen Sandiego, San Jose
Christian Lous Lange, Stockholm
David Packard, Berkeley
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Elijah Price, on waivers
Fridtjof Nansen, Stockholm
Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
Georg Kaiser, Broadway
George Marshall, Stockholm
George Steinbrenner, Dodge City
Hans Tilkowski, Kratovo
Harry Blackmun, on waivers
Iftikhar Chaudhry, Dodge City
Igor Teper, Acton
Ivo Josipovic, Brussels/Seattle
Jacques Chirac, Brussels
James L. Farmer Jr., Berkeley
James T. Kirk, Acton
Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
Jonathan Larson, Broadway
Jose Araquistain Arrieta, Kratovo
Karel Capek, Broadway
Karen Joy Fowler, Acton
Kazooie, San Jose
Lance Ito, Dodge City
LeChuck, Halicarnassus
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Lorenzo Buffon, Kratovo
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Lt. Danny Roman, Seattle
Lulu, San Jose
Mary Doria Russell, Brooklyn
Mary Robinson, Halicarnassus
Medgar Evers, Berkeley
Milos Zeman, Broadway
Miss Jessel, Halicarnassus
Neal Stephenson, Pittsburgh
Nyota Uhura, Acton
Pat Cadigan, Brooklyn
Pazuzu, Halicarnassus
Princess Nausicaa, Pittsburgh
Rachel Green, Los Angeles/on waivers
Reader Rabbit, San Jose
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Rikku, Los Angeles
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Sergey Brin, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, Las Vegas
Shaggy Rogers, Halicarnassus
Shannon Leto, Dodge City
Stephen Sondheim, Broadway
Steve Jobs, Broadway/on waivers
Stevie Nicks, Seattle
The Fresh Prince, Los Angeles
Tidus, San Jose
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Tyson Kidd, Stamford
Veselin Topalov, Las Vegas
Wakka, San Jose
Wilhelm Steinitz, Halicarnassus
Zack Ryder, Stamford

Middle Relievers

Analeigh Tipton, Milan
Aya Brea, Brussels/on waivers
Bertil Ohlin, Stockholm
C.U. Later, Halicarnassus
China Mieville, Brooklyn
Chris Mars, Seattle/Brussels
Chyna, on waivers
Citan Uzuki, San Jose
Claude Abbes, Kratovo
Darlene Conner, Los Angeles
Data, Acton
Deanna Troi, Acton
Forsythia Dread, Broadway/Seattle
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
George Costanza, on waivers
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Gyula Grosics, Stamford
Hans Gruber, Brooklyn/Dodge City
Hikaru Sulu, Dodge City
Howard Waldrop, Broadway
Ida Wells, Los Angeles
Ilsa Lund, Pittsburgh
JC Tran, Las Vegas
Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
Jemaine Clement, Seattle/Brussels
Joey Tribbiani, Los Angeles
Jonathan Lethem, Brooklyn
Just Joe, Broadway
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Leslie Abramson, Dodge City
Liu Wen, Milan
Mars Homeworld, Seattle/Brussels
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Monica Geller, Los Angeles
Montgomery Scott, Acton
Nelson Rodrigues, Los Angeles/Seattle
Paolo Bacigalupi, Brooklyn
Porco Rosso, Berkeley
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, on waivers
Rene Coty, on waivers
Robert Bolt, Stockholm
Rue, San Jose
Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
Steve Wozniak, Dodge City
Sybok, Brooklyn/on waivers
Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Seattle/Broadway
Zack Morris, Los Angeles

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Swartz, Berkeley
Amanda Marcum, Brussels
Andy Dufresne, Pittsburgh
Annie Duke, on waivers
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
Antonio Carbajal, Kratovo
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Bayard Rustin, Kratovo
Bea Witch, Halicarnassus
Bender the Offender, Stamford
Beverly Johnson, Milan
Bradley Manning, on waivers
Bretislav Dolejsi, on waivers
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carl Spitteler, Stockholm
Carlos Mortensen, Las Vegas
Charles Stross, Brooklyn
Christian Dior, Berkeley
Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
Claire Voince, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, on waivers
Cody Rhodes, Stamford
Cory Doctorow, Brooklyn
Daniel Bryan, Stamford
David Boies, Dodge City
David Otunga, Stamford
Douglas Adams, Pittsburgh
Edward Snowden, Berkeley
Elizabeth Arden, Seattle/Las Vegas
Elizabeth Hand, Brooklyn
Emily Ratajkowski, on waivers
Ernst Toller, Broadway/on waivers
Eve Harrington, on waivers
Fatou Bensouda, Brooklyn/on waivers
Florence Welch, Seattle
Frederick Douglass, Broadway
Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
Geordi La Forge, Acton
George Peele, Broadway
George Stollenwerk, Las Vegas
Gerald Shargel, on waivers
Grand Duke William IV, Brussels/Seattle
Henrik Pontoppidan, Stockholm
Hilderaldo Bellini, Kratovo
Izabel Goulart, Milan
Jack Vincennes, Pittsburgh
Jane Yolen, on waivers
Jaslene Gonzalez, Pittsburgh
Jeff Lisandro, Las Vegas
Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
Jessica Rabbit, Milan
John Shirley, on waivers
Johnny Blaze, Halicarnassus
Julie Henderson, Milan
Katherine Webb, Brussels/on waivers
Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City
Kimahri Ronso, on waivers
King Frederik VIII, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle/Brussels
King Philippe, Brooklyn
King Willem-Alexander, Brussels/Seattle
Leopold Gernaey, Los Angeles
Lester Murphy, Halicarnassus
Liz Phair, Seattle/on waivers
Logo Turtle, San Jose
Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, Brooklyn
Mace Windu, Pittsburgh
Malcolm X, Berkeley
Mark Geragos, Pittsburgh
Michael Cole, Stamford
Nearly Headless Nick, on waivers
Neville Flynn, Dodge City
Nilson Santos, Kratovo
Punky Brewster, Pittsburgh
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Romain Rolland, Acton
Ron Springett, Kratovo/on waivers
Ross Geller, Los Angeles
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Santino Marella, Stamford
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
The Great Khali, Stamford
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, Broadway
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Wesley Crusher, on waivers
Yuna, San Jose
Zeus Carver, Pittsburgh