Roster for Pittsburgh Pictures:

Catchers:

• 2635 Rajko Mitic, 28, c (410 G, 0.3 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2960 Sojourner Truth, 22, 1b (94 G, 0.8 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2837 Vito Corleone, 26, 2b (304 G, 3.7 DR/40, 11.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2765 Silent Bob, 28, 3b (359 G, 2.1 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3132 Louise Sawyer, 23, ss (128 G, -1.2 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 2501 Roger Rabbit, 30, lf (484 G, -2.1 DR/40, 10.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3196 Thelma Dickinson, 23, lf (133 G, 0.1 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40)
• 2449 Marisa Berenson, 30, cf (419 G, 1.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2892 Oskar Schindler, 26, cf (281 G, -0.7 DR/40, 12.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2475 Dorothy Michaels, 30, rf (478 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40)
• 2643 William Wallace, 27, rf (196 G, 1.3 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2849 Connie Corleone, 23, rf (110 G, -0.8 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2252 Neal Stephenson, 33, sp (251 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2580 Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, 30, sp (192 G, 5.6 PRAA/300)
• 2999 Princess Nausicaa, 25, sp (84 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2333 Lara Croft, 29, mr (210 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2005 Douglas Adams, 33, rp (359 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 33, rp (353 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3030 Mark Geragos, 22, rp (92 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3094 Mace Windu, 22, rp (31 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3215 Andy Dufresne, 20, rp (12 G, 21.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3311 Edward Cullen, 17, rp (who?)
• 3128 Ilsa Lund, 19, mr (who?)
• 3348 Nosferatu, 18, mr (who?)
• 3315 Caleb Followill, 17, sp (who?)
• 3194 Robin Thicke, 19, cf (who?)