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SimBase Players, Year 35
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A
- Aaron Swartz, rp, Berkeley
- Adam Lambert, sp, Almaty
- Adolf Butenand, c, Stockholm
- Agnes Sorel, cf, Milan/Pittsburgh
- Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose/San Jose
- Agustin Madala, ss, Las Vegas
- Aiai, 3b, San Jose
- Aimee Mann, sp, Seattle
- Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
- Al Bundy, sp, on waivers
- Al Davis, ss, Berkeley
- Alan Dean Foster, 2b, on waivers
- Alan Shore, rf, Dodge City
- Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
- Alberto Jorge Fouilloux Ahumada, lf, Kratovo
- Alec Douglas-Home, rf, Brussels
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, rp, Berkeley
- Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
- Alfredo Stefano di Stefano Laulhe, 3b, Kratovo
- Amanda Marcum, rp, Milan
- Amy Grant, sp, Milan
- Amy Lee, sp, Seattle
- Amy Millan, sp, Seattle
- Amy Winehouse, sp, Acton
- Analeigh Tipton, mr, Milan
- Andrew Breitbart, rp, Berkeley
- Andy Dufresne, rp, Pittsburgh
- Angeal, 1b, San Jose
- Angel Labruna, cf, Kratovo
- Angus MacGyver, ss, Acton
- Anja Rubik, sp, Milan
- Antenor Lucas, ss, Berkeley
- Anthony Bouvier, rf, on waivers
- Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
- Antonio Carbajal, rp, Kratovo
- Antonio Roma, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Antonio Sementa, cf, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Antonis Samaras, ss, Seattle
- Arizona Muse, 1b, on waivers
- Arkady Strugatsky, 3b, Brooklyn
- Arthur H. Compton, ss, Stockholm
- Asher T. Ashes, 2b, Almaty
- Auron, 3b, Almaty
- Austen Chamberlain, sp, on waivers
- Axel Foley, rf, Dodge City
B
- Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Barry Goldwater, lf, Berkeley
- Bas Drijver, c, Los Angeles
- Bayard Rustin, rp, Kratovo
- Bea Witch, rp, Stamford
- Beloved, lf, Almaty
- Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
- Ben Folds, cf, Milan/Pittsburgh
- Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
- Benjamin Cardozo, sp, Dodge City
- Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, on waivers
- Bertil Ohlin, mr, on waivers
- Beverly Johnson, rp, Milan
- Bill Veeck, rf, Berkeley
- Blossom Russo, ss, Los Angeles
- Bo Bice, cf, Almaty
- Bobby Goldman, 2b, Las Vegas
- Bobby Levin, cf, Las Vegas
- Bobby Robson, 2b, Kratovo
- Bobby Seale, c, Berkeley
- Booker T, 2b, Stamford
- Boris Strugatsky, c, Brooklyn
- Bradley Nowell, c, Seattle
- Brendan Behan, lf, Broadway
- Brian Aubert, rf, Seattle/Milan
- Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford/on waivers
- Brooke Shields, sp, Milan
C
- C.U. Later, mr, Almaty
- Caleb Followill, sp, Pittsburgh
- Cameron Russell, 1b, Milan
- Captain Olimar, ss, San Jose
- Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
- Carl Spitteler, rp, Stockholm
- Carlos Mortensen, rp, Las Vegas
- Carlton Banks, 2b, Los Angeles
- Carmen Dell'Orefice, 2b, Pittsburgh
- Carmen Sandiego, sp, San Jose
- Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Milan
- Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
- Chandler Bing, 3b, Los Angeles
- Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
- Charles Stross, sp, Brooklyn
- China Mieville, mr, Brooklyn
- Chris Mars, mr, Brussels
- Christian Dior, rp, Berkeley
- Christian Lous Lange, sp, Stockholm
- Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, rf, Stockholm
- Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City/Brussels
- Chu-Chu, cf, San Jose
- Cissnei, rf, San Jose
- Citan Uzuki, mr, San Jose
- Claire Voince, rp, Almaty
- Clarence Darrow, rp, Dodge City
- Claude Abbes, mr, Acton
- Clay Aiken, cf, Almaty
- Cody Rhodes, rp, Stamford
- Connie Corleone, rf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Connie Mack, cf, Berkeley
- Cora Keegan, rf, Milan
- Cory Doctorow, sp, Brooklyn
- Cousin Maude Sweeny, rf, Almaty
- Cyril Tourneur, ss, Broadway
- Cyrus Vance Jr., rp, Dodge City
D
- Damien Sandow, mr, Kratovo
- Daniel Bryan, rp, Stamford
- Daphne Blake, c, Las Vegas
- Darien Lambert, 3b, Acton
- Darlene Conner, mr, Los Angeles
- Darren Wolpert, lf, Broadway
- Data, mr, Acton
- David Archuleta, c, Almaty
- David Banner, lf, Acton
- David Boies, rp, on waivers
- David Bruce, c, Las Vegas
- David Otunga, rp, Stamford
- David Packard, sp, Berkeley
- David Treadwell, 2b, Acton
- DeWitt Clinton, cf, Stamford
- Deanna Troi, mr, Acton/Dodge City
- Derastus Clapp, cf, Dodge City/Brussels
- Dick Solomon, c, Los Angeles
- Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Almaty
- Djalma Santos, sp, Kratovo
- Dolph Ziggler, c, Kratovo
- Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Douglas Adams, rp, on waivers
- Dragoslav Sekularac, 3b, Kratovo
- Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton
E
- Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, cf, Los Angeles
- Edward Cullen, rp, Pittsburgh
- Edward Scissorhands, mr, Pittsburgh
- Edward Snowden, sp, Berkeley
- Elhaym Van Houten, c, San Jose
- Elizabeth Hand, rp, Brooklyn
- Ellen Kushner, 2b, on waivers
- Elon Musk, lf, on waivers
- Elsa Hosk, rf, Milan
- Enrico Letta, c, Brussels/Stockholm
- Ezekiel Jackson, c, Stamford
F
- Fei Fong Wong, 3b, San Jose
- Florence Welch, rp, Seattle
- Forsythia Dread, mr, Seattle
- Fox Mulder, 1b, Dodge City
- Francisco Gento Lopez, 1b, Kratovo
- Frank Costanza, c, Acton
- Frasier Crane, mr, Los Angeles
- Frederick Douglass, rp, Broadway
- Frederick Soddy, c, on waivers
- Freya Crescent, c, Brussels
- Friedrich Bergius, c, Stockholm
- Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
G
- Gabriel Tosh, rp, Almaty
- Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, Acton/Milan
- Gavin Wolpert, 1b, Las Vegas
- Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
- General Beatrix, ss, Almaty
- Genevieve Morton, c, Milan
- Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
- Geoff Ryman, rf, Brooklyn
- Georg Kaiser, sp, Broadway
- George Marshall, sp, Stockholm/Brussels
- George Peele, rp, Pittsburgh
- George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
- George Stollenwerk, rp, Las Vegas
- George Villiers, 3b, Broadway
- Georgi Karakolev, 2b, Las Vegas
- Giorgio Duboin, c, Pittsburgh
- Glen Cook, lf, Brooklyn
- Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
- Gordon Moore, cf, Brussels
- Grand Duke William IV, sp, Seattle
- Grover Norquist, c, Berkeley
- Guido Orefice, rp, Pittsburgh
- Guillen de Castro, 3b, Broadway/Los Angeles
- Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 2b, Seattle
- Gyula Grosics, mr, Stamford/on waivers
H
- Hannah Davis, c, Los Angeles
- Hans Adolf Krebs, ss, Seattle
- Hans Gruber, mr, Dodge City
- Hans Tilkowski, mr, Kratovo
- Harold T. Stone, c, Dodge City
- Harriet Tubman, lf, Berkeley
- Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City/on waivers
- Harvey Birdman, lf, Dodge City
- Heather Kuzmich, cf, Milan
- Henrik Pontoppidan, rp, Stockholm/Brussels
- Henry Clay, rf, Acton
- Henry Kissinger, sp, Stockholm
- Herbert Erhardt, sp, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
- Hikaru Sulu, mr, on waivers
- Hilderaldo Bellini, rp, Kratovo
- Humberto Maschio, lf, Kratovo
I
- Ian R. MacLeod, rp, Brooklyn
- Ida Wells, mr, Los Angeles
- Igor Netto, cf, Kratovo
- Igor Teper, sp, Brussels
- Ilsa Lund, mr, Pittsburgh
- Imre Nagy, rf, Brussels/Dodge City
- Indulis Emsis, ss, Brussels
- Irving Langmuir, 1b, Stockholm
- Ivo Josipovic, sp, Seattle
- Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan/Acton
J
- J.J. Thomson, 2b, Stockholm
- JC Tran, mr, Las Vegas
- Jack Dann, rf, Las Vegas
- Jack Sparrow, sp, Pittsburgh
- Jack Vincennes, rp, on waivers
- Jacob Marley, rf, Almaty
- Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
- Jakob Dylan, 3b, Milan/Seattle
- James "Popeye" Doyle, 3b, Dodge City/Brussels
- James Blaylock, 3b, Seattle
- James Gordon, 3b, Dodge City
- James L. Farmer Jr., sp, Berkeley
- James Meade, mr, Stockholm
- James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
- Jamie Buchman, 1b, Los Angeles
- Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
- Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
- Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, on waivers
- Jay, ss, Broadway
- Jazz, rf, Los Angeles
- Jean Baptiste Perrin, 2b, Stockholm
- Jeff Lisandro, rp, on waivers
- Jeff VanderMeer, rp, Brooklyn
- Jeffrey Ford, ss, Brooklyn
- Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle
- Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Jessica Rabbit, rp, Milan/on waivers
- Jiri Rusnok, cf, Broadway/Dodge City
- Jiri Trnka, 2b, Berkeley
- Jo Walton, 3b, Brooklyn
- Joan Smalls, lf, Milan
- Joe Grue, 1b, Las Vegas
- Joey Tribbiani, mr, Seattle/on waivers
- John "Hannibal" Smith, 1b, Acton
- John C. Breckinridge, 1b, Almaty
- John C. Fremont, 2b, Almaty
- John Day, 2b, Broadway
- John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm
- John Kranyak, lf, Las Vegas
- John McCrea, rf, Seattle
- John Vanbrugh, 1b, Broadway
- Johnny Blaze, rp, Almaty
- Johnny Cash, cf, Seattle
- Jonathan Larson, sp, Broadway
- Jonathan Lethem, mr, on waivers
- Jorge Luis Borges, cf, Brooklyn
- Jose Araquistain Arrieta, mr, Kratovo
- Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, 3b, Brussels/Dodge City
- Jose Sanfilippo, lf, Kratovo
- Joseph Muscat, lf, Dodge City
- Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
- Julia Sugarbaker, lf, Los Angeles
- Julian Assange, lf, on waivers
- Just Fontaine, 1b, Kratovo
- Just Joe, mr, Broadway
K
- Kage Baker, sp, Brooklyn
- Kameron Hurley, 2b, Brooklyn
- Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
- Karel Capek, sp, Broadway
- Karen Joy Fowler, mr, on waivers
- Karl Marx, lf, Berkeley
- Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City/on waivers
- Kazooie, sp, San Jose
- Kele Okereke, 2b, Seattle
- Kelly Kapowski, 3b, Los Angeles
- Kelly LeBrock, rf, Brussels
- Kelly Link, 2b, Brooklyn
- Ken Liu, rf, Seattle/Pittsburgh
- Ken MacLeod, lf, Brooklyn
- Kevin Bathurst, lf, Las Vegas
- Kim Alexis, ss, Dodge City
- King Edward VII, rp, Brussels/Stockholm
- King Frederik VIII, rp, Brussels
- King Hamlet, cf, San Jose
- King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
- King Philippe, rp, Brooklyn
- King Willem-Alexander, rp, Seattle
- Knut Hamsun, rp, Stockholm
- Kristin Hersh, rp, Stamford
- Kwai Chang Caine, c, Acton
L
- Lajos Egri, rf, Broadway
- Lajos Tichy, 3b, Acton
- Lance Ito, sp, Dodge City
- Lara Croft, mr, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City/Kratovo
- LeChuck, sp, Almaty
- LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
- Leon Trotsky, 2b, Berkeley
- Leslie Abramson, mr, Dodge City
- Lester Murphy, sp, on waivers
- Lilian Garcia, rp, Milan
- Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
- Liu Wen, mr, on waivers
- Logo Turtle, rp, Los Angeles
- Lois McMaster Bujold, c, Brooklyn
- Lorenzo Buffon, mr, on waivers
- Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
- Louise Sawyer, ss, Pittsburgh
- Lowell Mather, rp, Los Angeles
- Lt. Danny Roman, sp, Seattle
- Lucius Shepard, ss, Milan/on waivers
- Lulu, sp, San Jose
- Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, rp, Brooklyn
- Lykke Li, rp, on waivers
M
- Mace Windu, rp, Pittsburgh
- Malcolm X, rp, Berkeley
- Manuel Francisco dos Santos, cf, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
- Marcus Mumford, rf, Seattle
- Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
- Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan/on waivers
- Marin Raykov, c, Pittsburgh
- Marisa Berenson, cf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Mark Foster, 1b, Seattle
- Mark Geragos, rp, Pittsburgh
- Mars Homeworld, mr, Brussels
- Martin Luther, 1b, Berkeley
- Martin Luther King Jr., rf, Berkeley
- Mary Doria Russell, sp, Brooklyn
- Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan/on waivers
- Mate Fenyvesi, lf, Kratovo
- Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
- Mavis Beacon, 1b, San Jose
- Medgar Evers, mr, on waivers
- Michael Cole, rp, Stamford
- Michael Knight, rf, Acton
- Mihaly Lantos, 1b, Brussels
- Mike Doughty, cf, Brussels
- Mikhail Bulgakov, c, Broadway
- Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
- Milos Zeman, mr, Broadway
- Milton Friedman, mr, on waivers
- Miss Jessel, sp, Almaty
- Monica Geller, mr, Los Angeles
- Montgomery Scott, mr, Brussels/Dodge City/on waivers
- Morrissey, c, Stockholm
- Mr. Feeny, c, Los Angeles
N
- Nalo Hopkinson, 3b, Brooklyn
- Nanami, 2b, San Jose/on waivers
- Natalie Pack, c, Milan
- Nathan Followill, sp, Stamford
- Neal Stephenson, sp, Pittsburgh
- Nelson Rodrigues, mr, Seattle/on waivers
- Nestor Rossi, rp, Kratovo/Dodge City
- Neville Flynn, rp, Dodge City
- Nicos Anastasiades, 3b, Milan
- Niles Crane, rp, Los Angeles
- Nilson Santos, rp, Kratovo
- Nina Agdal, lf, Milan
- Nosferatu, mr, Broadway/Dodge City
- Nyota Uhura, sp, Acton
O
P
- Paine, ss, Pittsburgh
- Paolo Bacigalupi, mr, Brooklyn
- Parker Lewis, rf, on waivers
- Pat Cadigan, sp, Brooklyn
- Paul Buchman, rp, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
- Paul Heyman, lf, on waivers
- Pazuzu, sp, Almaty
- Pete Thornton, lf, Brussels
- Peter Weiss, 3b, Brussels
- Philip Sydney, 1b, Broadway
- Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Dodge City
- Phoebe Buffay, cf, Los Angeles
- Pierre Beaumarchais, cf, Broadway
- Plamen Oresharski, cf, Brussels/Stockholm
- Porco Rosso, mr, Berkeley
- Preet Bharara, rp, Dodge City
- Princess Mint, c, Almaty
- Princess Nausicaa, sp, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
Q
R
- Rachel Summers, 1b, on waivers
- Rajko Mitic, c, Pittsburgh
- Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
- Raymond Kopa, 2b, Kratovo
- Reader Rabbit, sp, San Jose
- Reinhard Sorge, rp, Milan
- Rikku, rp, Los Angeles
- Riou, lf, San Jose
- Robert Bolt, mr, Stockholm
- Robin Thicke, cf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Romain Rolland, rp, Acton/on waivers
- Rosa Parks, rf, Berkeley
- Roseanne Conner, cf, Los Angeles
- Ross Geller, rp, on waivers
- Rue, mr, San Jose
- Rufus King, rp, on waivers
S
- Sam Beckett, 1b, Acton
- Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
- Samuel "Screech" Powers, rf, Stamford
- Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Almaty
- Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan/Acton
- Scooby-Doo, cf, Acton
- Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford/on waivers
- Sergey Brin, sp, Brussels
- Sergey Karjakin, sp, Las Vegas
- Shaggy Rogers, sp, Almaty
- Shannon Leto, sp, Dodge City
- Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
- Simon de Wijs, 3b, Las Vegas
- Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm/Brussels
- Slava Metreveli, cf, Kratovo
- Sojourner Truth, 1b, Pittsburgh
- Solid Snake, 3b, Stockholm
- Stanley Matthews, 3b, Stamford/on waivers
- Stephen Sondheim, mr, Broadway
- Stephin Merritt, ss, Seattle
- Steve Beatty, lf, Seattle
- Steve Weinstein, 2b, Las Vegas
- Steve Wozniak, mr, on waivers
- Steven Brust, 1b, on waivers
- Stevie Nicks, sp, Seattle
T
- Tasha Yar, sp, Acton
- Ted Chiang, ss, Brooklyn
- Terence Rattigan, cf, on waivers
- The Fresh Prince, sp, Los Angeles
- The Great Khali, rp, Stamford
- The Miz, 1b, Stamford
- Thelma Dickinson, lf, Pittsburgh
- Theo Huxtable, rp, Seattle
- Theodore Long, 2b, Stamford
- Thomas Bangalter, lf, Milan
- Thomas E. Dewey, sp, Almaty
- Thomas Kyd, mr, Broadway
- Thomas Sackville, rf, Dodge City/on waivers
- Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV, c, Acton
- Tidus, sp, Almaty
- Tifa Lockhart, rf, San Jose
- Tim Taylor, rp, Los Angeles
- Tobias Stone, cf, Las Vegas
- Toccara Jones, rp, Milan
- Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
- Tori Praver, c, Milan
- Torquil Campbell, 2b, Broadway
- Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
- Travis Barker, ss, Brussels
- Tyson Kidd, sp, Stamford
U
V
- Vader, ss, Stamford
- Velma Dinkley, rf, Almaty
- Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
- Veselin Topalov, sp, Las Vegas
- Vickie Guerrero, rp, Stamford
- Violent J, rf, Stamford
- Vito Corleone, 2b, Pittsburgh/San Jose
- Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose
W
- Wade Barrett, sp, Stamford
- Waldyr Pereira, rf, Kratovo
- Walter Hasenclever, 2b, Broadway
- Walter Hess, ss, Stockholm
- Wendell Willkie, rp, Dodge City
- Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Seattle
- Willem Einthoven, rf, Stockholm
- William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, c, Berkeley
- William F. Buckley Jr., cf, Berkeley
- William Regal, 3b, Stamford
- William S. Gilbert, lf, Broadway
- William Shea, 3b, Berkeley
- William T. Riker, sp, Acton
- William Wallace, rf, Dodge City
- Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, on waivers
- Wim Kok, cf, Brussels
- Worf, rp, Acton
X
Y
Z
- Zack Fair, ss, San Jose
- Zack Morris, mr, on waivers
- Zack Ryder, sp, Stamford
- Zeus Carver, mr, Acton
- Zidane Tribal, cf, San Jose
- Zoe Akins, 3b, on waivers
By positionCatchers
- Adolf Butenand, Stockholm
- Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
- Bas Drijver, Los Angeles
- Bobby Seale, Berkeley
- Boris Strugatsky, Brooklyn
- Bradley Nowell, Seattle
- Daphne Blake, Las Vegas
- David Archuleta, Almaty
- David Bruce, Las Vegas
- Dick Solomon, Los Angeles
- Dolph Ziggler, Kratovo
- Elhaym Van Houten, San Jose
- Enrico Letta, Brussels/Stockholm
- Ezekiel Jackson, Stamford
- Frank Costanza, Acton
- Frederick Soddy, on waivers
- Freya Crescent, Brussels
- Friedrich Bergius, Stockholm
- Genevieve Morton, Milan
- Giorgio Duboin, Pittsburgh
- Grover Norquist, Berkeley
- Hannah Davis, Los Angeles
- Harold T. Stone, Dodge City
- Kwai Chang Caine, Acton
- Lois McMaster Bujold, Brooklyn
- Marin Raykov, Pittsburgh
- Mikhail Bulgakov, Broadway
- Morrissey, Stockholm
- Mr. Feeny, Los Angeles
- Natalie Pack, Milan
- Princess Mint, Almaty
- Rajko Mitic, Pittsburgh
- Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV, Acton
- Tori Praver, Milan
- Wilhelm Ostwald, Seattle
- William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, Berkeley
First Basemen
- Angeal, San Jose
- Arizona Muse, on waivers
- Cameron Russell, Milan
- Carolyn Janice Cherry, Milan
- Fox Mulder, Dodge City
- Francisco Gento Lopez, Kratovo
- Gavin Wolpert, Las Vegas
- Harry Callahan, Dodge City/on waivers
- Irving Langmuir, Stockholm
- Jamie Buchman, Los Angeles
- Joe Grue, Las Vegas
- John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
- John C. Breckinridge, Almaty
- John Vanbrugh, Broadway
- Just Fontaine, Kratovo
- Mark Foster, Seattle
- Martin Luther, Berkeley
- Mavis Beacon, San Jose
- Mihaly Lantos, Brussels
- Philip Sydney, Broadway
- Rachel Summers, on waivers
- Sam Beckett, Acton
- Sojourner Truth, Pittsburgh
- Steven Brust, on waivers
- The Miz, Stamford
Second Basemen
- Aishwarya Rai, Milan
- Alan Dean Foster, on waivers
- Asher T. Ashes, Almaty
- Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
- Bobby Robson, Kratovo
- Booker T, Stamford
- Cara Delevingne, Milan
- Carlton Banks, Los Angeles
- Carmen Dell'Orefice, Pittsburgh
- David Treadwell, Acton
- Ellen Kushner, on waivers
- Georgi Karakolev, Las Vegas
- Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Seattle
- J.J. Thomson, Stockholm
- Jean Baptiste Perrin, Stockholm
- Jiri Trnka, Berkeley
- John C. Fremont, Almaty
- John Day, Broadway
- Kameron Hurley, Brooklyn
- Kele Okereke, Seattle
- Kelly Link, Brooklyn
- Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City/Kratovo
- LeRoi Jones, Broadway
- Leon Trotsky, Berkeley
- Marek Belka, Acton
- Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
- Nanami, San Jose/on waivers
- Raymond Kopa, Kratovo
- Sarah Kerrigan, Almaty
- Steve Weinstein, Las Vegas
- Theodore Long, Stamford
- Torquil Campbell, Broadway
- Vito Corleone, Pittsburgh/San Jose
- Walter Hasenclever, Broadway
Third Basemen
- Aiai, San Jose
- Alfredo Stefano di Stefano Laulhe, Kratovo
- Arkady Strugatsky, Brooklyn
- Auron, Almaty
- Chandler Bing, Los Angeles
- Darien Lambert, Acton
- Dragoslav Sekularac, Kratovo
- Fei Fong Wong, San Jose
- George Villiers, Broadway
- Guillen de Castro, Broadway/Los Angeles
- Jakob Dylan, Milan/Seattle
- James "Popeye" Doyle, Dodge City/Brussels
- James Blaylock, Seattle
- James Gordon, Dodge City
- Jo Walton, Brooklyn
- Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, Brussels/Dodge City
- Kelly Kapowski, Los Angeles
- Lajos Tichy, Acton
- Nalo Hopkinson, Brooklyn
- Nicos Anastasiades, Milan
- Peter Weiss, Brussels
- Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
- Simon de Wijs, Las Vegas
- Solid Snake, Stockholm
- Stanley Matthews, Stamford/on waivers
- William Regal, Stamford
- William Shea, Berkeley
- Yiannis Grivas, Kratovo
- Zoe Akins, on waivers
Shortstops
- Agustin Madala, Las Vegas
- Al Davis, Berkeley
- Angus MacGyver, Acton
- Antenor Lucas, Berkeley
- Antonis Samaras, Seattle
- Arthur H. Compton, Stockholm
- Bernard Hogan-Howe, on waivers
- Blossom Russo, Los Angeles
- Captain Olimar, San Jose
- Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
- Cyril Tourneur, Broadway
- Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, Acton/Milan
- Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
- General Beatrix, Almaty
- Hans Adolf Krebs, Seattle
- Indulis Emsis, Brussels
- Jay, Broadway
- Jeffrey Ford, Brooklyn
- Jowy Atreides, San Jose
- Kim Alexis, Dodge City
- Louise Sawyer, Pittsburgh
- Lucius Shepard, Milan/on waivers
- Obdulio Varela, Acton/on waivers
- Paine, Pittsburgh
- Stephin Merritt, Seattle
- Ted Chiang, Brooklyn
- Travis Barker, Brussels
- Vader, Stamford
- Walter Hess, Stockholm
- Zack Fair, San Jose
Left Fielders
- Alberto Jorge Fouilloux Ahumada, Kratovo
- Barry Goldwater, Berkeley
- Beloved, Almaty
- Brendan Behan, Broadway
- Darren Wolpert, Broadway
- David Banner, Acton
- Elon Musk, on waivers
- George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
- Glen Cook, Brooklyn
- Harriet Tubman, Berkeley
- Harvey Birdman, Dodge City
- Humberto Maschio, Kratovo
- Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
- Joan Smalls, Milan
- John Kranyak, Las Vegas
- Jose Sanfilippo, Kratovo
- Joseph Muscat, Dodge City
- Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
- Julian Assange, on waivers
- Karl Marx, Berkeley
- Ken MacLeod, Brooklyn
- Kevin Bathurst, Las Vegas
- Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan/on waivers
- Maryna Linchuk, Milan/on waivers
- Mate Fenyvesi, Kratovo
- Nina Agdal, Milan
- Paul Heyman, on waivers
- Pete Thornton, Brussels
- Riou, San Jose
- Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford/on waivers
- Steve Beatty, Seattle
- Thelma Dickinson, Pittsburgh
- Thomas Bangalter, Milan
- William S. Gilbert, Broadway
- Williams Seward Burroughs, on waivers
Center Fielders
- "Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford/on waivers
- Agnes Sorel, Milan/Pittsburgh
- Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
- Angel Labruna, Kratovo
- Antonio Sementa, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Ben Bova, Brooklyn
- Ben Folds, Milan/Pittsburgh
- Bo Bice, Almaty
- Bobby Levin, Las Vegas
- Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
- Chu-Chu, San Jose
- Clay Aiken, Almaty
- Connie Mack, Berkeley
- DeWitt Clinton, Stamford
- Derastus Clapp, Dodge City/Brussels
- Duncan MacLeod, Acton
- Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, Los Angeles
- Gordon Moore, Brussels
- Heather Kuzmich, Milan
- Igor Netto, Kratovo
- Jiri Rusnok, Broadway/Dodge City
- Johnny Cash, Seattle
- Jorge Luis Borges, Brooklyn
- King Hamlet, San Jose
- Manuel Francisco dos Santos, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
- Marisa Berenson, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Mike Doughty, Brussels
- Oskar Schindler, Pittsburgh/Broadway
- Phoebe Buffay, Los Angeles
- Pierre Beaumarchais, Broadway
- Plamen Oresharski, Brussels/Stockholm
- Robin Thicke, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Roseanne Conner, Los Angeles
- Scooby-Doo, Acton
- Slava Metreveli, Kratovo
- Terence Rattigan, on waivers
- Tobias Stone, Las Vegas
- William F. Buckley Jr., Berkeley
- Wim Kok, Brussels
- Zidane Tribal, San Jose
Right Fielders
- Alan Shore, Dodge City
- Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
- Anthony Bouvier, on waivers
- Axel Foley, Dodge City
- Bill Veeck, Berkeley
- Brian Aubert, Seattle/Milan
- Christiane Nusslein-Volhard, Stockholm
- Cissnei, San Jose
- Connie Corleone, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Cora Keegan, Milan
- Cousin Maude Sweeny, Almaty
- Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Elsa Hosk, Milan
- Geoff Ryman, Brooklyn
- Henry Clay, Acton
- Imre Nagy, Brussels/Dodge City
- Jack Dann, Las Vegas
- Jacob Marley, Almaty
- Jazz, Los Angeles
- John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm
- John McCrea, Seattle
- Karapet, Las Vegas
- Kelly LeBrock, Brussels
- Ken Liu, Seattle/Pittsburgh
- Lajos Egri, Broadway
- Marcus Mumford, Seattle
- Martin Luther King Jr., Berkeley
- Michael Knight, Acton
- Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
- Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
- Parker Lewis, on waivers
- Phineas Taylor Barnum, Dodge City
- Rosa Parks, Berkeley
- Samuel "Screech" Powers, Stamford
- Thomas Sackville, Dodge City/on waivers
- Tifa Lockhart, San Jose
- Tracy Letts, Broadway
- Velma Dinkley, Almaty
- Violent J, Stamford
- Waldyr Pereira, Kratovo
- Willem Einthoven, Stockholm
- William Wallace, Dodge City
Starting Pitchers
- Adam Lambert, Almaty
- Agrias Oaks, San Jose/San Jose
- Aimee Mann, Seattle
- Al Bundy, on waivers
- Amy Grant, Milan
- Amy Lee, Seattle
- Amy Millan, Seattle
- Amy Winehouse, Acton
- Anja Rubik, Milan
- Antonio Roma, Kratovo/on waivers
- Austen Chamberlain, on waivers
- Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
- Benjamin Cardozo, Dodge City
- Brooke Shields, Milan
- Caleb Followill, Pittsburgh
- Carmen Sandiego, San Jose
- Charles Stross, Brooklyn
- Christian Lous Lange, Stockholm
- Cory Doctorow, Brooklyn
- David Packard, Berkeley
- Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Almaty
- Djalma Santos, Kratovo
- Edward Snowden, Berkeley
- Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
- Georg Kaiser, Broadway
- George Marshall, Stockholm/Brussels
- Grand Duke William IV, Seattle
- Henry Kissinger, Stockholm
- Herbert Erhardt, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
- Igor Teper, Brussels
- Ivo Josipovic, Seattle
- Jack Sparrow, Pittsburgh
- James L. Farmer Jr., Berkeley
- James T. Kirk, Acton
- Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
- Jonathan Larson, Broadway
- Kage Baker, Brooklyn
- Karel Capek, Broadway
- Kazooie, San Jose
- Lance Ito, Dodge City
- LeChuck, Almaty
- Lester Murphy, on waivers
- Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
- Louis Renault, Stockholm
- Lt. Danny Roman, Seattle
- Lulu, San Jose
- Mary Doria Russell, Brooklyn
- Miss Jessel, Almaty
- Nathan Followill, Stamford
- Neal Stephenson, Pittsburgh
- Nyota Uhura, Acton
- Oscar Hammerstein II, Broadway
- Pat Cadigan, Brooklyn
- Pazuzu, Almaty
- Princess Nausicaa, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
- Reader Rabbit, San Jose
- Saskia van Rijn, Milan/Acton
- Sergey Brin, Brussels
- Sergey Karjakin, Las Vegas
- Shaggy Rogers, Almaty
- Shannon Leto, Dodge City
- Stevie Nicks, Seattle
- Tasha Yar, Acton
- The Fresh Prince, Los Angeles
- Thomas E. Dewey, Almaty
- Tidus, Almaty
- Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
- Tyson Kidd, Stamford
- Veselin Topalov, Las Vegas
- Wade Barrett, Stamford
- William T. Riker, Acton
- Zack Ryder, Stamford
Middle Relievers
- Analeigh Tipton, Milan
- Bertil Ohlin, on waivers
- C.U. Later, Almaty
- China Mieville, Brooklyn
- Chris Mars, Brussels
- Citan Uzuki, San Jose
- Claude Abbes, Acton
- Damien Sandow, Kratovo
- Darlene Conner, Los Angeles
- Data, Acton
- Deanna Troi, Acton/Dodge City
- Edward Scissorhands, Pittsburgh
- Forsythia Dread, Seattle
- Frasier Crane, Los Angeles
- Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
- Gordon Freeman, San Jose
- Gyula Grosics, Stamford/on waivers
- Hans Gruber, Dodge City
- Hans Tilkowski, Kratovo
- Hikaru Sulu, on waivers
- Ida Wells, Los Angeles
- Ilsa Lund, Pittsburgh
- JC Tran, Las Vegas
- James Meade, Stockholm
- Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
- Jemaine Clement, Seattle
- Joey Tribbiani, Seattle/on waivers
- Jonathan Lethem, on waivers
- Jose Araquistain Arrieta, Kratovo
- Just Joe, Broadway
- Karen Joy Fowler, on waivers
- Lara Croft, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Leslie Abramson, Dodge City
- Liu Wen, on waivers
- Lorenzo Buffon, on waivers
- Mars Homeworld, Brussels
- Medgar Evers, on waivers
- Milos Zeman, Broadway
- Milton Friedman, on waivers
- Monica Geller, Los Angeles
- Montgomery Scott, Brussels/Dodge City/on waivers
- Nelson Rodrigues, Seattle/on waivers
- Nosferatu, Broadway/Dodge City
- Paolo Bacigalupi, Brooklyn
- Porco Rosso, Berkeley
- Robert Bolt, Stockholm
- Rue, San Jose
- Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
- Stephen Sondheim, Broadway
- Steve Wozniak, on waivers
- Thomas Kyd, Broadway
- Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
- Zack Morris, on waivers
- Zeus Carver, Acton
Relief Pitchers
- Aaron Swartz, Berkeley
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Berkeley
- Amanda Marcum, Milan
- Andrew Breitbart, Berkeley
- Andy Dufresne, Pittsburgh
- Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
- Antonio Carbajal, Kratovo
- Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Bayard Rustin, Kratovo
- Bea Witch, Stamford
- Beverly Johnson, Milan
- Brock Lesnar, Stamford/on waivers
- Carl Spitteler, Stockholm
- Carlos Mortensen, Las Vegas
- Christian Dior, Berkeley
- Christine Lagarde, Dodge City/Brussels
- Claire Voince, Almaty
- Clarence Darrow, Dodge City
- Cody Rhodes, Stamford
- Cyrus Vance Jr., Dodge City
- Daniel Bryan, Stamford
- David Boies, on waivers
- David Otunga, Stamford
- Douglas Adams, on waivers
- Edward Cullen, Pittsburgh
- Elizabeth Hand, Brooklyn
- Florence Welch, Seattle
- Frederick Douglass, Broadway
- Gabriel Tosh, Almaty
- George Peele, Pittsburgh
- George Stollenwerk, Las Vegas
- Guido Orefice, Pittsburgh
- Henrik Pontoppidan, Stockholm/Brussels
- Hilderaldo Bellini, Kratovo
- Ian R. MacLeod, Brooklyn
- Izabel Goulart, Milan/Acton
- Jack Vincennes, on waivers
- Jaslene Gonzalez, on waivers
- Jeff Lisandro, on waivers
- Jeff VanderMeer, Brooklyn
- Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Jessica Rabbit, Milan/on waivers
- Johnny Blaze, Almaty
- Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City/on waivers
- King Edward VII, Brussels/Stockholm
- King Frederik VIII, Brussels
- King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
- King Philippe, Brooklyn
- King Willem-Alexander, Seattle
- Knut Hamsun, Stockholm
- Kristin Hersh, Stamford
- Lilian Garcia, Milan
- Logo Turtle, Los Angeles
- Lowell Mather, Los Angeles
- Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, Brooklyn
- Lykke Li, on waivers
- Mace Windu, Pittsburgh
- Malcolm X, Berkeley
- Mark Geragos, Pittsburgh
- Michael Cole, Stamford
- Nestor Rossi, Kratovo/Dodge City
- Neville Flynn, Dodge City
- Niles Crane, Los Angeles
- Nilson Santos, Kratovo
- Paul Buchman, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
- Preet Bharara, Dodge City
- Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
- Reinhard Sorge, Milan
- Rikku, Los Angeles
- Romain Rolland, Acton/on waivers
- Ross Geller, on waivers
- Rufus King, on waivers
- Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm/Brussels
- The Great Khali, Stamford
- Theo Huxtable, Seattle
- Tim Taylor, Los Angeles
- Toccara Jones, Milan
- Vernon Jordan, Stamford
- Vickie Guerrero, Stamford
- Wendell Willkie, Dodge City
- Worf, Acton
- Yuna, San Jose