Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 3320 Bradley Nowell, 24, c (159 G, -1.6 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2960 Sojourner Truth, 25, 1b (224 G, 0.7 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3387 Kele Okereke, 21, 1b (123 G, 0.4 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3258 Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 23, 2b (204 G, -0.2 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2765 Silent Bob, 31, 3b (462 G, 2.6 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3025 James Blaylock, 25, 3b (186 G, 3.8 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3037 Antonis Samaras, 24, ss (190 G, 4.1 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2852 Stephin Merritt, 26, ss (167 G, -1.6 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3062 John McCrea, 27, lf (232 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3241 Steve Beatty, 24, lf (195 G, 1.4 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40)
• 2528 Ben Bova, 30, cf (301 G, -0.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 24, cf (284 G, 5.1 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3282 Marcus Mumford, 24, rf (194 G, 2.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2820 Stevie Nicks, 27, sp (134 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3216 Ivo Josipovic, 25, sp (91 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3215 Andy Dufresne, 23, sp (73 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3271 Grand Duke William IV, 22, sp (46 G, -7.1 PRAA/300)
• 3373 Amy Millan, 19, sp (39 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3097 Forsythia Dread, 26, mr (163 G, 3.1 PRAA/300)
• 3213 Florence Welch, 23, rp (121 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3520 Neko Case, 21, rp (47 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3361 Mark Foster, 20, ss (23 G, -3.3 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3461 A.C. Newman, 20, rf (6 G, 0.0 DR/40, -20.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3530 Alice Cooper, 18, sp (who?)
• 3464 Russell Lissack, 19, ss (who?)
• 3382 Arthur H. Compton, 19, ss (who?)