Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 236 The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, 24, c (169 G, 0.9 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1 Elliott Smith, 31, c (156 G, 0.0 DR/40, 11.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 375 Lucy Ricardo, 30, 2b (179 G, 2.8 DR/40, 8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 245 Chris Jericho, 25, 2b (69 G, -2.7 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 238 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 25, 3b (160 G, -2.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 648 Owen Hart, 20, 3b (46 G, 1.6 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 246 Captain Lou Albano, 24, 3b (40 G, 4.5 DR/40, -17.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 247 Yokozuna, 24, ss (147 G, 5.9 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 265 Josie Maran, 27, ss (39 G, 0.6 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 136 Arthur Charles Clarke, 28, lf (149 G, 1.0 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 27, cf (177 G, 8.4 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 67 Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, 25, cf (89 G, 1.0 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 243 Andre the Giant, 24, rf (178 G, 0.2 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 258 Bubba Ray Dudley, 27, sp (85 G, 15.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 148 Leigh Brackett, 26, sp (71 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 226 Mark Twain, 23, sp (68 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 251 Vince McMahon, 24, sp (54 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 311 Roy Batty, 27, rp (112 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 259 D-Von Dudley, 27, rp (100 G, 16.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 151 James Blish, 24, rp (46 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 461 Virgil, 22, rp (44 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 255 The Mountie, 25, sp (59 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 21, 2b (who?)
• 584 Andy Kaufman, 17, sp (who?)
• 438 Groucho Marx, 22, c (who?)
• 574 Koko B. Ware, 20, 2b (who?)