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SimBase Players, Year 4

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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Aeschylus, ss, Broadway
Agent 99, ss, Los Angeles
Al Gore, c, on waivers
Alan Thicke, c, Hollywood
Alan Truscott, rf, Las Vegas
Alanis Morissette, rp, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, cf, Brooklyn/Pusan
Alessandra Ambrosio, 2b, on waivers
Alex Bubnov, cf, Stockholm
Alex Forrest, rp, Hollywood
Alex Novikov, cf, Kratovo
Alex Trebek, rf, Hollywood/Seattle
Alexander Graham Bell, lf, Industry
Alfie Bester, rf, Brooklyn/Seattle
Alfred Elton van Vogt, sp, Brooklyn
Alfred Sheinwold, rf, Las Vegas
Alice Kramden, rp, Los Angeles
Alice Sheldon, ss, Brooklyn
Alis Landale, 3b, Brussels
Allen Ludden, c, Broadway
Alvin Roth, 2b, on waivers
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amarillo Preston, rp, Pittsburgh
Amber Lancaster, sp, Milan
Amber Rose, cf, Milan
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anderson Cooper, sp, Hollywood
Andoni Goikoetxea, c, on waivers
Andre the Giant, rf, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrew Mellon, rf, on waivers
Andrius Kubilius, 1b, Brussels
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Andy Kaufman, sp, Stamford
Andy Taylor, lf, on waivers
Angela Merkel, 2b, Pittsburgh
Angie Everhart, rp, Los Angeles
Ani DiFranco, 1b, Seattle
Anne Robinson, sp, Seattle
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Broadway
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 2b, Seattle
Art Alexakis, mr, on waivers
Art Fleming, 2b, on waivers
Arthur Charles Clarke, lf, Stamford
Arthur Dent, rf, Pusan
Arthur Guinness, c, on waivers
August Strindberg, ss, Broadway
Aunt Bee, rf, Terra

Bam Bam Bigelow, ss, on waivers
Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, sp, Industry
Barry Allen, 3b, Terra
Barry Crane, 2b, on waivers
Belboz, rp, Pusan
Ben Jonson, 1b, Broadway
Benjamin Willis, sp, Pittsburgh/San Jose
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway
Biff Tannen, rp, Pittsburgh
Bill Cullen, rp, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, rp, Milan
Billy, ss, San Jose
Billy Corgan, lf, on waivers
Birdo, sp, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, San Jose
Bob, 2b, San Jose
Bob Barker, 3b, on waivers
Bob Eubanks, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Saget, c, Seattle
Bob Silverberg, lf, Pittsburgh
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, Seattle
Borut Pahor, 3b, Brussels
Boyko Borisov, rf, Brussels
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, Stamford
Brian Cowen, rf, Brussels
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Pusan
Bruce Banner, cf, Terra
Bruce Wayne, 2b, Terra
Bub, ss, Hollywood
Bubba Ray Dudley, sp, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., sp, Stockholm

CATS, mr, on waivers
Candice Swanepoel, sp, Milan
Captain Lou Albano, 3b, Stamford
Carl Icahn, cf, Seattle
Catherine Lucille Moore, 3b, Brooklyn
Charles Goren, c, Las Vegas
Charles Schwab, rf, Industry
Charles Xavier, 2b, Hollywood
Cheryl Tiegs, 3b, on waivers
Chip Reese, rp, Broadway
Chris Cornell, 2b, Seattle
Chris Jericho, 2b, Stamford
Chris Martin, rf, on waivers
Christian Wulff, sp, Brussels
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, 3b, Pusan
Christopher Marlowe, 1b, Broadway
Christy Turlington, cf, Milan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Commander Keen, 2b, Pusan
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, sp, Terra
Courtney Love, sp, Seattle
Cyril Kornbluth, mr, Brooklyn/Las Vegas
Cyrus McCormick, mr, Industry

D'Arcy Wretzky, c, Seattle
D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford
Dave Grohl, mr, San Jose
David Baltimore, rp, Stockholm
David Cameron, ss, Brussels
David E. Shaw, lf, Industry
David Ruprecht, sp, Hollywood
Dennis Mitchell, c, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
Devon Aoki, sp, Milan
Dimitris Christofias, rf, Brussels
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dirk the Daring, rf, Stockholm
Dobie Gillis, 2b, Los Angeles
Doc Smith, rp, Pusan
Dominique Dropsy, sp, Kratovo
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra
Donny Osmond, rf, Hollywood
Dorothy Truscott, ss, on waivers
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Drew Carey, rf, on waivers

Easley Blackwood, cf, Las Vegas
Ed Rooney, sp, Pittsburgh
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, 3b, Brussels
Eike Immel, sp, Kratovo
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elik the Great, rp, on waivers
Elizabeth Blackburn, sp, Stockholm
Ellen Ripley, 3b, Pittsburgh
Elliott Smith, c, Stamford
Elsa von Spielburg, lf, Pusan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, sp, Las Vegas
Emil Boc, rf, on waivers
Emily Haines, cf, Seattle/Hollywood
Endora, sp, Los Angeles
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Blair, sp, on waivers
Eric Murray, 3b, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Pusan
Ernest Hemingway, rf, Stockholm/Seattle
Estella Warren, c, Milan
Eugene Ionesco, rp, Broadway
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Euripides, rf, Broadway/Stockholm
Eva Herzigova, cf, Milan

Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, 3b, on waivers
Ferris Bueller, 2b, Pittsburgh
Fighter, rf, San Jose
Floyd Lawson, rf, Los Angeles
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, mr, Seattle
Francis Crick, cf, Stockholm
Frank Herbert, lf, Brooklyn
Freddy Krueger, sp, Los Angeles
Fredrik Reinfeldt, 1b, Terra
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, cf, Las Vegas
Fwiffo, c, on waivers

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Gene Rayburn, 2b, Seattle
George Bernard Shaw, sp, on waivers
George Eastman, ss, Industry
George Farquhar, cf, Broadway
George Hanson, lf, Pittsburgh
George Orwell, mr, Terra
George Papandreou, c, on waivers
George Westinghouse, 3b, Industry
Gilligan, sp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Los Angeles/Stockholm
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Glorfindel, cf, Pusan
Gomer Pyle, cf, on waivers
Gorath of the Ardanien, lf, Pusan
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, rf, on waivers
Hank McCoy, c, Terra
Hans Krankl, c, Kratovo
Hans Schultz, mr, Brooklyn
Heidi Klum, rp, Broadway
Heinz Fischer, sp, Brussels
Henri Nestle, sp, Brussels
Henrik Ibsen, cf, Broadway
Henry Durant, sp, Stockholm
Henry F. Potter, mr, Pittsburgh/Las Vegas
Henry Holland, 1b, Seattle
Henry Kuttner, cf, Brooklyn
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, Pusan
Horst Hrubesch, 3b, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, c, Industry
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood
Hulk Hogan, lf, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Industry
Iman, rp, Terra
Iolo Fitzowen, sp, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
Irwin R. Schyster, rp, on waivers
Isaac Asimov, 2b, Brooklyn/Pusan
Ivan Gasparovic, sp, Brussels
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Industry
Jack Daniel, ss, Industry
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, Broadway
Jacky Munaron, rp, Kratovo
James Blish, rp, Stamford
James Gamble, rp, Industry
James Iha, rf, on waivers
James Watson, ss, Stockholm/Broadway
Jamie King, ss, Milan
Jan Fischer, cf, Brussels
Jan Peter Balkenende, 1b, on waivers
Janis Joplin, sp, Seattle
Jason Voorhees, sp, Pittsburgh
Jay Gould, lf, Brooklyn
Jean-Claude Juncker, lf, on waivers
Jean-Paul Sartre, 2b, Broadway
Jeannie, rp, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, 1b, Terra
Jeff Probst, lf, San Jose
Jerry "The King" Lawler, 2b, Stamford
Jerry Mulligan, lf, on waivers
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, sp, Brooklyn/Kratovo
Jessica Michibata, sp, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Jessica Stam, c, on waivers
Jill Meyers, lf, Las Vegas
Jimmy Carter, c, Stockholm
Jimmy Kimmel, ss, Hollywood
Joel Bats, rp, on waivers
Joey Barnes, c, Los Angeles
Johann Von Goethe, ss, on waivers
John Cena, cf, Stamford
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Seattle/Milan
John Paul Getty, ss, on waivers
John Steinbeck, rf, on waivers
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, rp, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, rp, Los Angeles
Jorge Burruchaga, 3b, Kratovo
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, cf, Stamford
Jose Socrates, lf, Brussels
Josie Maran, ss, Stamford
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, Stockholm
Judith Grossman, 2b, Los Angeles
Jules Winnfield, lf, Pittsburgh
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Seattle/Brooklyn
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Kratovo/Pusan

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, rf, Kratovo
Kary Mullis, cf, on waivers
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Brooklyn
Kelly Brook, rp, Milan
Kim Deal, sp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, Brussels
King C. Gillette, 2b, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
King Graham, c, Hollywood
King Kong Bundy, 1b, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
King Midas, rp, Pusan/Pusan
Kirk Fogg, rp, Hollywood
Kofi Annan, 2b, Stockholm
Koko B. Ware, 2b, Stamford
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Seattle
Kurt Cobain, rp, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, rp, Brooklyn
Kurt Wagner, 2b, Brooklyn
Kylearan, rp, on waivers

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Lance Bean, mr, on waivers
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, c, Brooklyn
Laura Petrie, ss, Los Angeles
Lawrence Gonzi, cf, Brussels
Left Paddle, sp, Seattle
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leisure Suit Larry, 2b, Pusan/Pusan
Leo Bloom, rf, Seattle/Terra
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Levi Strauss, 2b, Industry
Lew Mathe, cf, Las Vegas
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Linda Evangelista, mr, Las Vegas
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lope de Vega, 1b, Los Angeles
Lord British, sp, Pusan
Lothar Matthaus, c, Kratovo
Louie Anderson, rp, Hollywood
Lucy Ricardo, 2b, Stamford
Luigi, c, San Jose

Mari Kiviniemi, cf, Brussels
Mario, 1b, San Jose
Marisa Miller, sp, Milan
Mark Twain, sp, Stamford
Marty McFly, c, Pusan
Mary Ann Summers, lf, Los Angeles
Matt Murdock, ss, Hollywood
Max Bialystock, rf, Hollywood
Max Zorin, sp, Pittsburgh
Maxwell Smart, c, on waivers
Maynard G. Krebs, 3b, Los Angeles
Mega Man, rp, San Jose
Michael Stipe, lf, Seattle
Mikhail Gorbachev, rp, Stockholm
Miles "Tails" Prower, 2b, San Jose
Milla Jovovich, sp, Milan
Miranda Kerr, mr, Milan
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Moliere, mr, Broadway
Molly Sims, mr, Milan
Montaron, 2b, on waivers
Montel Vontavious Porter, 1b, on waivers
Monty Hall, sp, Hollywood
Mouser, sp, San Jose

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Industry
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nick Drake, rp, San Jose
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh
Nikos Stavros, sp, Pusan
Noah Cross, rp, Brooklyn/Las Vegas
Norman Kay, 1b, Brussels
Norman Stansfield, mr, Pittsburgh

O. Henry, sp, Terra
Oleg Blokhin, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, lf, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, 1b, Milan
Omar Sharif, 2b, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Otis Campbell, rf, Brooklyn
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Pat Finn, lf, Hollywood
Pat Sajak, mr, Hollywood
Patty Lane, sp, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
Paul Berg, rp, Industry
Paul Krugman, 3b, Stockholm
Paul Morphy, sp, on waivers
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, c, Industry
Penn Jillette, rf, Pittsburgh
Peter Buck, 3b, Pusan
Peter Parker, c, Terra
Peter Shilton, sp, Stockholm/Milan
Peter Tomarken, rp, Hollywood
Petr Necas, lf, Brussels
Petra Nemcova, rf, Milan
Phil Hellmuth, rp, Las Vegas/Brooklyn
Phil Ivey, rp, Brooklyn
Pit, sp, Pittsburgh
Plamen Getov, 2b, Kratovo
Plautus, rp, on waivers
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Princess Peach, cf, San Jose
Princess Zelda, 1b, San Jose
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Q-Bert, rf, Terra
Queen Elizabeth II, rp, Stockholm/Broadway
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Brussels
Quinton McHale, rp, Los Angeles

Ralph Kramden, rp, Brooklyn
Ray Bradbury, 2b, Stockholm
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Hollywood
Remy LeBeau, 2b, Pittsburgh/Pittsburgh
Richard Branson, 1b, Industry
Richard Dawson, mr, San Jose
Richard Karn, lf, Hollywood
Ricky Ricardo, 1b, Brooklyn
Rinat Dasayev, rp, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, rp, on waivers
Rob Petrie, rf, Los Angeles
Robert Smith, mr, Hollywood
Robert Wood Johnson, lf, Brooklyn
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, ss, Broadway
Rowdy Roddy Piper, rp, on waivers
Roy Batty, rp, Stamford
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, mr, Stockholm
Ruy Lopez, sp, Las Vegas

Sadok Sassi, rp, Kratovo
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, rf, Broadway
Samuel Gompers, 3b, Stockholm
Samuel Stayman, rf, Las Vegas
Samus Aran, sp, San Jose
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra
Selina Kyle, 2b, on waivers
Sergei Aleinikov, ss, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, rp, Industry
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Sid Altman, cf, Stockholm
Silvio Berlusconi, 3b, Brooklyn/Broadway
Simon Belmont, rf, on waivers
Sir Arthur, rp, San Jose
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, San Jose
Soren Busk, c, on waivers
Spark, rp, Pusan
Stephanie Seymour, rf, Stockholm
Steve Rogers, rf, Terra
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm
Stu Ungar, rp, on waivers

T. Boone Pickens, c, on waivers
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Sturgeon, rp, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh
Ted Turner, rp, Industry
Tennessee Williams, rf, Broadway
Terry Malloy, 1b, Terra
The Grand Wizard, sp, Brooklyn/Las Vegas
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, c, Stamford
The Mountie, sp, Stamford
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, Stockholm/Los Angeles
Thom Yorke, cf, Seattle
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Thurston B. Howell III, 3b, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
Toad, ss, San Jose
Tom Bergeron, sp, Pittsburgh
Tom Steitz, 3b, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, 3b, Broadway
Tony Kushner, cf, on waivers
Tony Stark, lf, Terra
Toomas Hendrik Ilves, sp, Stockholm
Tori Amos, sp, on waivers
Tropical Oil Man, mr, on waivers
Tyra Banks, c, Milan

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Milan
Val Venis, 1b, on waivers
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Valdis Zatlers, sp, Brussels
Vanessa Carlton, lf, Broadway
Vasily Rats, rf, Kratovo
Vectorman, sp, San Jose
Vi Domina, ss, Pusan/Kratovo
Vic Viper, rp, Brooklyn/Pusan
Viktor Orban, ss, Seattle
Vince McMahon, sp, Stamford
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, sp, Broadway

Wally Cleaver, mr, on waivers
Walter Zenga, sp, on waivers
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Pusan
Wayne Brady, 1b, on waivers
Werner Faymann, rf, Pittsburgh
Werner von Siemens, 1b, on waivers
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
Wilhelm Klink, rp, Broadway/Brooklyn
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Shakespeare, sp, Broadway
William Tenn, sp, Terra
Wink Martindale, rp, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, rp, Stockholm
Woody Allen, rp, Terra
Wyatt, 3b, on waivers

Xzar, 3b, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yves Leterme, ss, Seattle

Zehir, rf, Pittsburgh
Zhivko Gospodinov, 2b, Kratovo
Zoranthus, lf, Pusan/Pusan

By position

Catchers

Al Gore, on waivers
Alan Thicke, Hollywood
Allen Ludden, Broadway
Andoni Goikoetxea, on waivers
Arthur Guinness, on waivers
Bob Saget, Seattle
Charles Goren, Las Vegas
D'Arcy Wretzky, Seattle
Dennis Mitchell, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
Elliott Smith, Stamford
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Estella Warren, Milan
Fwiffo, on waivers
George Papandreou, on waivers
Groucho Marx, Stamford
Hank McCoy, Terra
Hans Krankl, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, Industry
Jessica Stam, on waivers
Jimmy Carter, Stockholm
Joey Barnes, Los Angeles
King Graham, Hollywood
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, Brooklyn
Lothar Matthaus, Kratovo
Luigi, San Jose
Marty McFly, Pusan
Maxwell Smart, on waivers
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, Industry
Peter Parker, Terra
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh
Soren Busk, on waivers
Steven Chu, Stockholm
T. Boone Pickens, on waivers
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, Stamford
Tyra Banks, Milan
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andrius Kubilius, Brussels
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, Seattle
Ben Jonson, Broadway
Christopher Marlowe, Broadway
Fredrik Reinfeldt, Terra
Henry Holland, Seattle
Jan Peter Balkenende, on waivers
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, Terra
King Kong Bundy, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
Lope de Vega, Los Angeles
Mario, San Jose
Montel Vontavious Porter, on waivers
Natalie Merchant, Industry
Norman Kay, Brussels
Olga Kurylenko, Milan
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Princess Zelda, San Jose
Regis Philbin, Hollywood
Richard Branson, Industry
Ricky Ricardo, Brooklyn
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Terry Malloy, Terra
Val Venis, on waivers
Wayne Brady, on waivers
Werner von Siemens, on waivers

Second Basemen

Alessandra Ambrosio, on waivers
Alvin Roth, on waivers
Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Angela Merkel, Pittsburgh
Anton Chekhov, Broadway
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Art Fleming, on waivers
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Barry Crane, on waivers
Black Belt, San Jose
Bob, San Jose
Bruce Wayne, Terra
Charles Xavier, Hollywood
Chris Cornell, Seattle
Chris Jericho, Stamford
Commander Keen, Pusan
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Eric the Unready, Pusan
Ferris Bueller, Pittsburgh
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Gene Rayburn, Seattle
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Isaac Asimov, Brooklyn/Pusan
Jean-Paul Sartre, Broadway
Jerry "The King" Lawler, Stamford
Judith Grossman, Los Angeles
Juliana Hatfield, Seattle/Brooklyn
King C. Gillette, Industry
Kofi Annan, Stockholm
Koko B. Ware, Stamford
Kurt Wagner, Brooklyn
Leisure Suit Larry, Pusan/Pusan
Levi Strauss, Industry
Lucy Ricardo, Stamford
Miles "Tails" Prower, San Jose
Montaron, on waivers
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Plamen Getov, Kratovo
Ray Bradbury, Stockholm
Remy LeBeau, Pittsburgh/Pittsburgh
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra
Selina Kyle, on waivers
Zhivko Gospodinov, Kratovo

Third Basemen

Alis Landale, Brussels
Barry Allen, Terra
Bob Barker, on waivers
Bob Eubanks, Hollywood
Borut Pahor, Brussels
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Stamford
Captain Lou Albano, Stamford
Catherine Lucille Moore, Brooklyn
Cheryl Tiegs, on waivers
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, Pusan
Eddie Kantar, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, Brussels
Ellen Ripley, Pittsburgh
Eric Murray, Las Vegas
Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, on waivers
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
George Westinghouse, Industry
Horst Hrubesch, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, Industry
Jorge Burruchaga, Kratovo
Krist Novoselic, Seattle
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Link, San Jose
Maynard G. Krebs, Los Angeles
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh
Owen Hart, Stamford
Paul Krugman, Stockholm
Peter Buck, Pusan
Samuel Gompers, Stockholm
Silvio Berlusconi, Brooklyn/Broadway
Thurston B. Howell III, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
Tom Steitz, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, Broadway
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Wyatt, on waivers
Xzar, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles

Shortstops

Aeschylus, Broadway
Agent 99, Los Angeles
Alice Sheldon, Brooklyn
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
August Strindberg, Broadway
Bam Bam Bigelow, on waivers
Billy, San Jose
Bub, Hollywood
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, Brussels
Dorothy Truscott, on waivers
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
George Eastman, Industry
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Jack Daniel, Industry
James Watson, Stockholm/Broadway
Jamie King, Milan
Jimmy Kimmel, Hollywood
Johann Von Goethe, on waivers
John D. Rockefeller, Seattle/Milan
John Paul Getty, on waivers
Josie Maran, Stamford
Julio Olarticoechea, Kratovo/Pusan
Katherine Wei-Sender, Brooklyn
Laura Petrie, Los Angeles
Matt Murdock, Hollywood
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Broadway
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Sergei Aleinikov, Kratovo
Sonic the Hedgehog, San Jose
Toad, San Jose
Vi Domina, Pusan/Kratovo
Viktor Orban, Seattle
Yokozuna, Stamford
Yves Leterme, Seattle

Left Fielders

Alexander Graham Bell, Industry
Andy Taylor, on waivers
Arthur Charles Clarke, Stamford
Billy Corgan, on waivers
Bob Silverberg, Pittsburgh
Boris Grebenshchikov, Seattle
David E. Shaw, Industry
Elsa von Spielburg, Pusan
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Frank Herbert, Brooklyn
George Hanson, Pittsburgh
Gorath of the Ardanien, Pusan
Hulk Hogan, Hollywood
J. Pierpont Morgan, Industry
Jay Gould, Brooklyn
Jean-Claude Juncker, on waivers
Jeff Probst, San Jose
Jerry Mulligan, on waivers
Jill Meyers, Las Vegas
Jose Socrates, Brussels
Jules Winnfield, Pittsburgh
Mary Ann Summers, Los Angeles
Michael Stipe, Seattle
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Oleg Protasov, Kratovo
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Pat Finn, Hollywood
Petr Necas, Brussels
Richard Karn, Hollywood
Robert Wood Johnson, Brooklyn
Theodore Roosevelt, Stockholm/Los Angeles
Tony Stark, Terra
Vanessa Carlton, Broadway
Zoranthus, Pusan/Pusan

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Aldous Huxley, Brooklyn/Pusan
Alex Bubnov, Stockholm
Alex Novikov, Kratovo
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Amber Rose, Milan
Bruce Banner, Terra
Carl Icahn, Seattle
Christy Turlington, Milan
Cindy Crawford, Milan
Easley Blackwood, Las Vegas
Emily Haines, Seattle/Hollywood
Erdrick, San Jose
Eva Herzigova, Milan
Francis Crick, Stockholm
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
George Farquhar, Broadway
Glorfindel, Pusan
Gomer Pyle, on waivers
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Henry Kuttner, Brooklyn
Hillary Tickingclock, Pusan
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
Jan Fischer, Brussels
John Cena, Stamford
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, Stamford
Kary Mullis, on waivers
Lawrence Gonzi, Brussels
Lew Mathe, Las Vegas
Mari Kiviniemi, Brussels
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Princess Peach, San Jose
Sid Altman, Stockholm
Thom Yorke, Seattle
Tony Kushner, on waivers

Right Fielders

Alan Truscott, Las Vegas
Alex Trebek, Hollywood/Seattle
Alfie Bester, Brooklyn/Seattle
Alfred Sheinwold, Las Vegas
Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Andrew Mellon, on waivers
Arthur Dent, Pusan
Aunt Bee, Terra
Boyko Borisov, Brussels
Brian Cowen, Brussels
Charles Schwab, Industry
Chris Martin, on waivers
Dimitris Christofias, Brussels
Dirk the Daring, Stockholm
Donny Osmond, Hollywood
Drew Carey, on waivers
Emil Boc, on waivers
Ernest Hemingway, Stockholm/Seattle
Euripides, Broadway/Stockholm
Fighter, San Jose
Floyd Lawson, Los Angeles
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, on waivers
James Iha, on waivers
John Steinbeck, on waivers
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Kratovo
Leo Bloom, Seattle/Terra
Max Bialystock, Hollywood
Oleg Blokhin, Kratovo
Otis Campbell, Brooklyn
Penn Jillette, Pittsburgh
Petra Nemcova, Milan
Q-Bert, Terra
Rob Petrie, Los Angeles
Samantha, Los Angeles
Samuel Beckett, Broadway
Samuel Stayman, Las Vegas
Simon Belmont, on waivers
Stephanie Seymour, Stockholm
Steve Rogers, Terra
Tennessee Williams, Broadway
Vasily Rats, Kratovo
Werner Faymann, Pittsburgh
Zehir, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Alfred Elton van Vogt, Brooklyn
Amber Lancaster, Milan
Anderson Cooper, Hollywood
Andy Kaufman, Stamford
Anne Robinson, Seattle
Barack Obama, Industry
Benjamin Willis, Pittsburgh/San Jose
Birdo, San Jose/Pittsburgh
Black Mage, San Jose
Bronislaw Komorowski, Pusan
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., Stockholm
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Christian Wulff, Brussels
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Courtney Love, Seattle
David Ruprecht, Hollywood
Devon Aoki, Milan
Dominique Dropsy, Kratovo
Donkey Kong, Terra
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Ed Rooney, Pittsburgh
Eike Immel, Kratovo
Elizabeth Blackburn, Stockholm
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Endora, Los Angeles
Eric Blair, on waivers
Freddy Krueger, Los Angeles
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
George Bernard Shaw, on waivers
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, Los Angeles/Stockholm
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Heinz Fischer, Brussels
Henri Nestle, Brussels
Henry Durant, Stockholm
Iolo Fitzowen, Brooklyn/Los Angeles
Ivan Gasparovic, Brussels
Janis Joplin, Seattle
Jason Voorhees, Pittsburgh
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Brooklyn/Kratovo
Jessica Michibata, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Kim Deal, Seattle
Left Paddle, Seattle
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lord British, Pusan
Marisa Miller, Milan
Mark Twain, Stamford
Max Zorin, Pittsburgh
Milla Jovovich, Milan
Monty Hall, Hollywood
Mouser, San Jose
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra
Nikos Stavros, Pusan
O. Henry, Terra
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Patty Lane, Los Angeles/Brooklyn
Paul Morphy, on waivers
Peter Shilton, Stockholm/Milan
Pit, Pittsburgh
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Ruy Lopez, Las Vegas
Samus Aran, San Jose
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
The Grand Wizard, Brooklyn/Las Vegas
The Mountie, Stamford
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tom Bergeron, Pittsburgh
Toomas Hendrik Ilves, Stockholm
Tori Amos, on waivers
Valdis Zatlers, Brussels
Vectorman, San Jose
Vince McMahon, Stamford
Voltaire, Broadway
Walter Zenga, on waivers
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Pusan
William Colgate, Industry
William Shakespeare, Broadway
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Art Alexakis, on waivers
CATS, on waivers
Corak, Pusan
Cyril Kornbluth, Brooklyn/Las Vegas
Cyrus McCormick, Industry
Dave Grohl, San Jose
Forrest Mars, Seattle
George Orwell, Terra
Hans Schultz, Brooklyn
Henry F. Potter, Pittsburgh/Las Vegas
Jozef Mlynarczyk, Stockholm
Lance Bean, on waivers
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Linda Evangelista, Las Vegas
Miranda Kerr, Milan
Moliere, Broadway
Molly Sims, Milan
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
Norman Stansfield, Pittsburgh
Pat Sajak, Hollywood
Richard Dawson, San Jose
Robert Smith, Hollywood
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Tropical Oil Man, on waivers
Vaclav Klaus, Milan
Wally Cleaver, on waivers
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas

Relief Pitchers

Alanis Morissette, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, Terra
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alex Forrest, Hollywood
Alice Kramden, Los Angeles
Amarillo Preston, Pittsburgh
Angie Everhart, Los Angeles
Belboz, Pusan
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway
Biff Tannen, Pittsburgh
Bill Cullen, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, Milan
Chip Reese, Broadway
Coco Chanel, Industry
D-Von Dudley, Stamford
David Baltimore, Stockholm
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doc Smith, Pusan
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Elik the Great, on waivers
Eugene Ionesco, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Heidi Klum, Broadway
Iman, Terra
Irwin R. Schyster, on waivers
Jack Vance, Broadway
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
James Blish, Stamford
James Gamble, Industry
Jeannie, Los Angeles
Joel Bats, on waivers
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Kelly Brook, Milan
King Albert II, Brussels
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
King Midas, Pusan/Pusan
Kirk Fogg, Hollywood
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, Brooklyn
Kylearan, on waivers
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Louie Anderson, Hollywood
Mega Man, San Jose
Mikhail Gorbachev, Stockholm
Mischa Barton, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo
Nick Drake, San Jose
Noah Cross, Brooklyn/Las Vegas
Paul Berg, Industry
Peter Tomarken, Hollywood
Phil Hellmuth, Las Vegas/Brooklyn
Phil Ivey, Brooklyn
Plautus, on waivers
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Elizabeth II, Stockholm/Broadway
Queen Margrethe II, Brussels
Quinton McHale, Los Angeles
Ralph Kramden, Brooklyn
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rinat Dasayev, Kratovo
Rivers Cuomo, on waivers
Rowdy Roddy Piper, on waivers
Roy Batty, Stamford
Sadok Sassi, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, Industry
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, San Jose
Spark, Pusan
Stu Ungar, on waivers
Ted Sturgeon, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh
Ted Turner, Industry
Vic Viper, Brooklyn/Pusan
Virgil, Stamford
Wilhelm Klink, Broadway/Brooklyn
Wink Martindale, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra