Roster for Broadway Wrights:

Catchers:

• 196 Allen Ludden, 24, c (129 G, 0.4 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 392 Christopher Marlowe, 28, 1b (150 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 503 Jean-Paul Sartre, 20, 2b (68 G, -2.2 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 583 Anton Chekhov, 20, 2b (43 G, 0.8 DR/40, 20.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 56 Silvio Berlusconi, 33, 3b (191 G, 0.4 DR/40, 11.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 402 Tom Stoppard, 28, 3b (165 G, 1.7 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 403 Aeschylus, 32, ss (168 G, 1.8 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 109 James Watson, 28, ss (163 G, 4.4 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 404 Eugene O'Neill, 24, lf (162 G, 3.3 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 401 Henrik Ibsen, 24, cf (190 G, 7.1 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 405 Tennessee Williams, 26, rf (155 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 525 Samuel Beckett, 18, rf (32 G, -7.8 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 413 Oscar Wilde, 26, sp (77 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 409 William Shakespeare, 27, sp (64 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 494 Voltaire, 21, sp (50 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 411 Moliere, 25, mr (97 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 75 Queen Elizabeth II, 28, rp (103 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 416 Eugene Ionesco, 25, rp (97 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 285 Heidi Klum, 25, rp (84 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 155 Jack Vance, 27, rp (59 G, 17.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 181 Chip Reese, 28, rp (32 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 393 August Strindberg, 26, ss (49 G, 1.1 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 570 Bertolt Brecht, 19, rp (33 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 646 Ben Jonson, 21, 1b (8 G, -1.5 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 421 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 19, ss (who?)
• 654 Vanessa Carlton, 17, lf (who?)